Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott
Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott
Stupid Cupid - Phil Willmott
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soda waiting for you as you requested.<br />
BRITT:<br />
Much appreciated, kid.<br />
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MASSEUR:<br />
And someone from the studio phoned. They said to remind<br />
you to learn your lines for the TV. special.<br />
BRITT:<br />
Gee! I wonder how they knew where to find me.<br />
MASSEUR:<br />
The lady said she just tried everywhere with a bar, Mr<br />
Laurance.<br />
BRITT LIES ON HIS FRONT, FACE TO THE AUDIENCE<br />
AND FLICKS THROUGH THE SCRIPT. THE MASSEUR<br />
STARTS TO WORK.<br />
BRITT:<br />
I know these god damn lines. The weirdest thing. The<br />
character's called Britt too. Great casting, hey kid?<br />
MASSEUR:<br />
Yes sir. Very distinctive cologne you're wearing again sir. I<br />
can't quite place it.<br />
BRITT:<br />
That? Oh, it's crab lotion.<br />
THE MASSEUR TENSES MOMENTARILY.<br />
BRITT WINCES.<br />
BRITT:<br />
AHHH!<br />
MASSEUR:<br />
Sorry sir. Mr Laurance sir, I don't know whether you<br />
remember sir, but on your last visit you mentioned that if I..<br />
If I.. was very thorough you might be able to get me a<br />
screen test at the studio.<br />
BRITT ISN'T LISTENING HE'S READING THE SCRIPT.<br />
WE CAN SEE HIS MOUTH MOVING.<br />
MASSEUR:<br />
I enrolled in a lot of classes since I got here. Singing,
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