Issue Three
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The Laugher was in the front of the<br />
fuselage, dominating the fracas. The<br />
Screamer came from further back,<br />
playing counterpoint. There was a<br />
beating sound, too, like a boxer at a<br />
punching bag. Adrian, seated in the<br />
middle of it all, couldn't hear himself<br />
talking.<br />
"I stole a candy bar once, Snickers,<br />
king-size," he confessed. His voice was<br />
uncannily even, given the<br />
circumstances. "I thought about my<br />
pretty cousin a couple times. Maybe a<br />
few."<br />
The woman Adrian was speaking to, a<br />
mousy blonde in a pants suit, stared at<br />
him wordlessly, her eyes stupid with<br />
fear. She looked like someone who<br />
hadn't studied for a test, Adrian<br />
thought. He didn't know if she<br />
comprehended what he was saying, and<br />
she sure as hell wasn't a priest, but<br />
she'd have to do.<br />
"I lied to get out of school, a few times,"<br />
Adrian went on, shakily. "I looked up<br />
some dresses. Wore one once."<br />
Before Adrian could say more, The<br />
Groper interrupted, storming the row of<br />
seats Adrian shared with the blonde.<br />
The pervert wasted no time with the<br />
woman's chest, wearing a dazed smile<br />
that fell short of sinister. She jumped at<br />
first, but ultimately just let the freak do<br />
his thing, lank in her seat like a crash-<br />
test dummy. Adrian swung out, but The<br />
Groper was already down the aisle, his<br />
flabby body moving in a weird, complex<br />
gait, like a skier in wedeln.<br />
The Laugher continued his bizarre<br />
chant: "Ha-ha-hee ... ha-HEE ... HA!<br />
Ha, ha ... HA!" More terrified screams<br />
came in answer, but not from The<br />
Screamer; it seemed another was vying<br />
for the title.<br />
Adrian stuttered, "I ... um ...", but he'd<br />
lost his rhythm. Damn.<br />
After more mumbling, he at last<br />
confessed a love triangle involving his<br />
best friend's girl, which had culminated<br />
with the loss of his virginity, as it<br />
were. He had to abbreviate the story for<br />
reasons obvious, but it was off his chest,<br />
even if his audience was a makeshift<br />
priestess -- in coach, no less.<br />
The woman showed no response but for<br />
a trembling bottom lip. A single,<br />
bulbous tear spilled down her left<br />
cheek. It clung to her jaw, and then<br />
dropped tacitly to the floor.<br />
"A-may-zi-ing grace, how suh-weet thuh<br />
sound ...!"<br />
The verse, sung in a high G and<br />
surprisingly in-key, cut through the din,<br />
relegating The Laugher and the<br />
Screamers to a byplay. Adrian couldn't<br />
CONFESSION