Names and Naming in Young Adult Literature - Scarecrow Press
Names and Naming in Young Adult Literature - Scarecrow Press
Names and Naming in Young Adult Literature - Scarecrow Press
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The third story “Orvis Orvisen <strong>and</strong> the Crash <strong>and</strong> Bash” beg<strong>in</strong>s<br />
with<br />
There are boys’ names that you know will make a boy popular <strong>and</strong> successful<br />
<strong>and</strong> cool <strong>and</strong> able to talk to girls (more on this later) <strong>and</strong> will<br />
make him have a wonderful life <strong>and</strong> probably get rich <strong>and</strong> marry a cheerleader<br />
<strong>and</strong> have a hot car. . . .<br />
Cl<strong>in</strong>t is such a name, <strong>and</strong> perhaps Steve, although not necessarily<br />
Steven, <strong>and</strong> Brad, <strong>and</strong> maybe best of all Nick. You just know that somebody<br />
named Nick is go<strong>in</strong>g to get it all.<br />
And then there are the other names. (55)<br />
Paulsen mentions such names as Harvey <strong>and</strong> Sidney <strong>and</strong> Gary <strong>and</strong><br />
Wesley <strong>and</strong> empathizes with any poor boy so naïve as to st<strong>and</strong> “up <strong>in</strong> the<br />
back of a new class <strong>and</strong> say, ‘Hello, my name is Harvey Hemesvedt’—not<br />
Harv, or Sid or Wes, but the whole name, Harvey” (56). All this is by way<br />
of <strong>in</strong>troduc<strong>in</strong>g the title character <strong>in</strong> the story whose parents were “silly or<br />
addled or just pla<strong>in</strong> cruel enough to give him the first name of Orvis so<br />
he has to say, ‘Hello, my name is Orvis Orvisen.’” Paulsen says they might<br />
as well have just rubbed “him with raw liver” <strong>and</strong> thrown “him <strong>in</strong>to a pit<br />
of starv<strong>in</strong>g wolves” (56). Everyth<strong>in</strong>g that happens to Orvis <strong>in</strong> the story—<br />
<strong>and</strong> there is plenty that happens—Paulsen chalks up to the way that<br />
Orvis’s personality has been molded by hav<strong>in</strong>g been given the heavy burden<br />
of carry<strong>in</strong>g around such a name as Orvis Orvisen.<br />
In the last story, “And F<strong>in</strong>ally, Skateboards, Bungee Jump<strong>in</strong>g <strong>and</strong><br />
Other Failures” Paulsen adds a different k<strong>in</strong>d of nam<strong>in</strong>g humor when<br />
Wayne, rid<strong>in</strong>g a two-by-four with skate wheels nailed to the side, grabs<br />
onto the bumper of a car whose unsuspect<strong>in</strong>g driver is on his way to<br />
Hutch<strong>in</strong>son, seven miles away. The boys tire of wait<strong>in</strong>g for Wayne to<br />
come back <strong>and</strong> so they hitch their way back <strong>in</strong>to town <strong>and</strong> go to the<br />
drugstore for “Coke glasses filled with ice cream covered with chocolate<br />
sauce <strong>and</strong> peanuts which were called, I swear, Little Dicks.” The<br />
boys could never look at the sign<br />
LITTLE DICKS<br />
15 CENTS<br />
without break<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>to a know<strong>in</strong>g smile (100).<br />
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