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BRIAN<br />

That element! And between you and me, I’ve seen livelier<br />

faces at Madame Tussaud’s.<br />

ERICA<br />

You’re saying I live in the waxworks? Like “Sunset<br />

Boulevard?”<br />

I wouldn’t go that far.<br />

BRIAN<br />

ERICA<br />

(as Norma Desmond)<br />

“I’m still big. It’s the music that got small!” Laugh.<br />

I’m having fun with you.<br />

BRIAN<br />

It’s not always easy to tell. I’m glad I got you out.<br />

Did my watch stop?<br />

ERICA<br />

BRIAN<br />

You realize a restoration like this normally takes days?<br />

ERICA<br />

Normality is one vice I managed to avoid. Would you care<br />

for more strudel?<br />

(ERICA offers a plate to BRIAN.)<br />

BRIAN<br />

I think I have maybe six kinds of toxic chemicals on my<br />

hands…<br />

Mmm, delicious.<br />

(ERICA forces a bite of strudel into his<br />

mouth. BRIAN cranes his neck and holds<br />

the violin far away from the flying crumbs.)<br />

BRIAN (continued)<br />

ERICA<br />

It will help you forget those cunning little white<br />

gelatinous cubes at dinner.<br />

BRIAN<br />

Tofu. My wife is into macrobiotics. This month.<br />

Ah, the happy homemaker.<br />

I wouldn’t say that.<br />

ERICA<br />

BRIAN<br />

ERICA<br />

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