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Guitars.<br />

ERICA<br />

BRIAN<br />

Strats, in rock parlance.<br />

ERICA<br />

And what is so special about a Strat?<br />

BRIAN<br />

It has three pick-ups instead of one. And the Whammy Bar, I<br />

mean, you could light a cigarette, read a magazine, the note<br />

would still be playing.<br />

ERICA<br />

<strong>The</strong> bowing I had to do. If only I’d plugged in.<br />

BRIAN<br />

All the greats had Stratocasters – Clapton, Hendrix,<br />

Lennon...<br />

ERICA<br />

When he wasn’t murdering the Czar.<br />

John Lennon.<br />

BRIAN<br />

ERICA<br />

I know. I’m not that much of a dinosaur. In any case, I<br />

preferred the Rolling Stones.<br />

BRIAN<br />

I might have seriously underestimated you.<br />

ERICA<br />

I know nothing of their music. Mick Jagger once visited me<br />

backstage at Town Hall and said he was an enormous fan.<br />

(beat)<br />

Strats, Steinways - all this virtuous selfless purchasing<br />

for others. You would want nothing for yourself?<br />

BRIAN<br />

(thinks)<br />

Time. Time to lock the door to the shop. Unplug the phone.<br />

Time to do the work I want to do.<br />

Original Skarstads!<br />

ERICA<br />

BRIAN<br />

Yeah, but, let’s face it, there’s not what you would call a<br />

great demand for them.<br />

ERICA<br />

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