The Kiwanis Club of Castleton Indianapolis, IN - KiwanisOne.org

2012—2013 Program/ Project Chairs
Programs Fred Farrell 849-2869 Meals on Wheels Steve Townsend 845-1379
Membership/Welcome John Kahlenberg 679-8128 Crestview Tutoring Bill Smith 841-0542
Back Sack Bob Crosby 251-7152 Character Counts Norm Lorsung 842-6195
Scholarship Bill Smith 841-0542 ELIMINATE Jim Van Vorst 578-8643
Inter-Clubs Rolan Kjosen 570-7960 B&B Fundraiser Hector Perez 845-1398
Newsletter Norm Lorsung 842-6195 St Mary’s Loretta Wasmuth 436-7919
Thought of the Month
“Why pay money to have your family tree
traced: go into politics and you opponents will
do it for you.”
Author Unknown
Count down to Beef and Boards fund
raiser (Hector’s timeline)
1-3 Apr Coordinate printing of invitations.
8-9 Apr Print invitations/pick up.
13 Apr Prepare invitations for mailing.
5-6 volunteers to meet at Hector’s
home at 9:00 AM.
15 Apr Mail all invitations.
10-11 May $1,792 down payment due to
Beef & Boards.
9 Jun Final count and nonrefundable
balance is due and payable on
or before 9 June.
23 Jun (Sunday) Meet at Beef &
Boards at noon for the buffet and the
presentation of “The Sound of Music.”
Castleton Kiwanis: Meeting each Tuesday noon in the Golden Corral at 7910 N. Shadeland Ave
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Happy Birthday for April
Apr 1 Virgil Hudnall Apr 18 Bill Smith
Apr 7 John Kahlenberg Apr 22 Dick Pedersen
Apr 16 Otis Ashley
Club News
Corporate Sponsors for 2013 B&B
See page 3
Club Impact Statement
See page 4
KCC Long Range Membership Strategy
See page 5
Character Counts
Character Counts photos of the Sophomore Classes
from LN and LC. See page 6.
Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table
was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from
too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an ere-doctor on the Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her
still.
4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an
algebra class, because it was a weapon of math
disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll
still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and
was cited for littering.