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<strong>BMW</strong> Sauber’s Frere Jacques Villeneuve<br />
rushes to an early nap with a crash at Turn 7<br />
in Montreal.<br />
Grand Prix. The highlight of the coverage is a one-on-one interview<br />
with Renault’s Fernando Alonso.<br />
Reporter: “Fernando, what scares you?”<br />
Alonso: “Spiders.”<br />
Reporter: “Spiders? That’s it?”<br />
Alonso: “Yes. Spiders.”<br />
The Spaniard’s so, humble demeanor and self-deprecating humor<br />
is a nice change from some… shall we say… other champion<br />
F1 drivers. And for the record, Fernando, I’m scared of spiders, too.<br />
The next morning we board a (very small) plane to Indianapolis.<br />
Upon landing, we taxi past several private jets lined up on the<br />
tarmac, the largest of which bears the initials “MS.” It’s Saturday,<br />
and the drivers are already at the track preparing for qualifying.<br />
We claim our luggage and pick up our rental car (there is certainly<br />
no Metro here). As we drive toward the Indianapolis Motor<br />
Speedway, we survey the flat, sprawling landscape. A brown haze<br />
hangs in the air as we make our way from Highway 465 to Crawfordsville<br />
Road. Residents of the Brickyard’s nearby houses sit or<br />
stand outside with handmade signs:<br />
“Park in our yard - $20”<br />
“Only 6 blocks away for $15”<br />
“Leave yer car here, $25”<br />
American capitalism at its finest.<br />
We continue past the budding entrepreneurs<br />
and into one of the Speedway’s<br />
parking lots. I climb out and look<br />
around. We’re standing in a sea of dirt,<br />
asphalt, and damn big trucks.<br />
We cross the road to the track entrance<br />
and are immediately directed to<br />
the security table for a bag search and<br />
pat-down. Welcome back home.<br />
Seating for qualifying is general<br />
admission. We wander the footpaths<br />
near the paddock in search of a primo<br />
viewing area and are astounded to see<br />
rows of empty stands. Entire sections<br />
are chained off near Start/Finish.<br />
We sele in on a waist-high wall perpendicular to the pit lane,<br />
just to the le of the garages. A few cigaree-smoking, tank-topclad<br />
aendees mill about nearby. Later, I determine these folks<br />
must have been NASCAR scouts come to scope out Juan Pablo<br />
Montoya (the hot-headed Columbian driver announced his move<br />
to the ever-circular series the following week).<br />
Donovan pulls out his Canon 20D and within seconds, he’s<br />
aracted the aention of every nearby spectator. Our new friends<br />
offer unsolicited advice on everything from which team to root<br />
for to which camera Donovan should have bought. Donovan<br />
handles it by firmly installing his earplugs and pretending<br />
he can’t hear anyone, leaving me to fend for myself.<br />
Aer qualifying, we walk over to one of the jumbo<br />
video screens to watch the press conference. As usual, the<br />
interview concludes with each driver saying a few words in<br />
his native language. The nearby spectators are apparently<br />
unfamiliar with this tradition, as one particularly offended<br />
aendee hurls an empty beer can across the grass toward<br />
the screen as Renault’s Giancarlo Fisichella addresses his<br />
countrymen in Italian.<br />
“Speak English!” the spectator bellows from beneath his<br />
Budweiser-branded tent. Like-minded tent-dwelling neighbors<br />
respond with cheers. Suddenly, I miss the annoying<br />
Renault makeout couple from Montreal.<br />
Later that evening, we recount our observations to our<br />
host, whose theory is that the less-than stellar turnout is a<br />
direct result of too lile U.S. involvement in Formula One.<br />
“American’s won’t pay aention to F1 until there are more<br />
American drivers,” he says.<br />
But we have Sco Speed!<br />
Race day draws a far bigger crowd, but there are still plenty of<br />
empty seats. Many people look like locals who turn up for every<br />
race, regardless of who’s on the grid.<br />
Being health-conscious poses a problem in this neck of the<br />
woods. Instead of the veggie wraps and grilled salads we enjoyed<br />
in Montreal, our lunch choices consist of hamburgers, hot dogs, or<br />
“tenderloin”—which, I learn from a curt concession-stand worker,<br />
is a hunk of breaded, deep-fried pork. This is all especially disappointing<br />
aer watching the Speed TV commentators brag about<br />
how the teams’ private chefs compete to see who can create the<br />
most impressive meals.<br />
Although there is no planned mass exodus this year, Indy repeats<br />
history in other respects: The Ferraris dominate the podium<br />
and the teams using Michelin tires struggle. Michael Schumacher<br />
makes history (again) by becoming the first driver in any series to<br />
win five times at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Both <strong>BMW</strong>-<br />
Sauber drivers fail to finish the race, providing even more fodder<br />
for those who keep wondering where all that <strong>BMW</strong> money goes.<br />
And poor Sco Speed; the Manteca, California, native retires aer<br />
tangling with six other cars in a crash in the first lap.<br />
The only blue on the podium is third-place-winner Giancarlo<br />
Fisichella, who concedes that his team’s tires have failed to perform<br />
as well as the “Bridgeystones.” Fernando<br />
Alonso finishes an unimpressive<br />
fih -- rumor has it that Schumacher was<br />
spoed in an Indianapolis pet store the<br />
night before in search of tarantulas. And<br />
no, we most definitely do not get to walk<br />
on the track aer the race. I do, however,<br />
score a scrap of carbon fiber that flies off<br />
one of the cars when it crashes.<br />
The fate of the U.S. Grand Prix is<br />
still up in the air. Formula One boss<br />
Bernie Ecclestone has said the series<br />
doesn’t need a race in America. And a<br />
rumoredri between the Indy folks<br />
<strong>BMW</strong>’s Jacques<br />
Villeneuve battled to<br />
finish for points at Indy.<br />
The drivers’ parade: Michael Schumacher waves to the<br />
Indianapolis crowd while Masa scowls at the lack of good<br />
Brazilian food in town.<br />
and Bernie’s camp delayed<br />
the two sides from coming<br />
to an agreement until mid-<br />
August, when they extended<br />
the current contract by<br />
only one year.<br />
I can’t say I’d miss an<br />
Indy-based F1 race. Some<br />
of the drivers feel the same<br />
way. Ralf Schumacher<br />
was quoted in an article<br />
on F1racing.com, saying,<br />
“I hope we won’t come<br />
back there… I don’t think<br />
Formula One belongs in<br />
Indianapolis.” And upon<br />
our leaving Indy at 7:00 a.m.<br />
Monday morning, all those private planes previously lined<br />
up on the runway are conspicuously missing. Apparently they<br />
have beer seafood restaurants to visit.<br />
Personally, I’d like to see a new track built somewhere in<br />
the country specifically to F1 specifications. Las Vegas and the<br />
Parading in a rare <strong>BMW</strong> 327 cabrio: <strong>BMW</strong>-Sauber’s “Quick”<br />
Nick Heidfeld and Jacques Villeneuve at the US Grand Prix.<br />
*For those of you who, like me, also have no idea who Tara Reid is, here’s an excerpt from<br />
Bernie “Good To Be The King” Ecclestone, in the Canadian<br />
GP safety car, counting the money in every spectator’s pocket.<br />
Utah salt flats are oen<br />
mentioned as potentially<br />
successful sites. That would<br />
be fine by me, although I<br />
sometimes fantasize about a<br />
U.S. Grand Prix at Laguna<br />
Seca. Decibel limit be<br />
damned!<br />
No maer what the<br />
future of F1, I am infinitely<br />
grateful for my experiences<br />
this summer. The memories<br />
of my first F1 pilgrimage<br />
are forever etched in<br />
my brain. They transcend<br />
contract changes, tire exclusivity<br />
deals, and political<br />
squabbles. And yes—maybe even arachnophobia.<br />
Laura Burstein is a reporter and consultant with more than a decade<br />
of experience in radio, television, and publishing. Laura’s primary<br />
focus is on cars and automotive technology. She is currently a freelance<br />
writer for CNET’s Car Tech channel. Her weekends are oen spent participating<br />
in car control clinics and high-performance driving schools.<br />
Renault’s World Champion Fernando Alonso looking for some grip in Indianapolis.<br />
AskMen.com: “Why is she famous? Tara Reid is one of Hollywood’s hot young actresses,<br />
14 <strong>September</strong> 2006 die flüsternde Bombe<br />
having appeared in American Pie, Urban Legend, and Van Wilder. She made headlines in<br />
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15<br />
November 2004 when pictures of her exposed nipple were posted on the Internet.” - kk