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Immortal-Beings
and Raven
Mockers
Fantasy vs. The Mixed-
Up Mythology Movie-
Script One
By Jessie L. Cohn

The Beginning
(Medusa right on top of a lava pit looking horrendously ugly
with snakes for her hair, and her lower half of the body being
a snake’s tail instead of the two legs she used to have sat
there sobbing. Knowing if she looked at anyone they would all
turn to stone had a flashback about how beautiful she once
was as a guardian of the temple. She flipped the gorgeous
black wavy hair she used to have walking on her two own feet
wearing nothing excepting plain white flats showed herself off
in vain.)
(Athena gets extremely upset after seeing Medusa walk like
that then after that she growled. Then after that Medusa
pushed Athena out of the huge bed making her extremely
furious with her.)
Medusa (harshly): I’m prettier than you, and you can’t do
anything about it Athena because I deserve immortality way
more than you do! Hmmph!
Athena (angrily): Just tell me that Poseidon loves me, and then
after that leave him alone! Don’t ever sleep with him again!
(Defying Athena’s wishes Medusa laid herself onto the same
bed where Poseidon and Athena slept in together not thinking
about the consequences. Soon Athena gasped and gaped after
seeing that Poseidon showed-up giving Medusa the pink roses
instead of her making her disgusted though Medusa didn’t
know it quite yet still thinking she would become immortal.)
Poseidon (cheerfully): Mind if I lay down on the bed with you
Medusa?
Medusa (flirtatiously): Oh no not at all. Go right ahead, and
feel my beautiful hair.
(Soon what Medusa thought was an actual proposal to get
married to Poseidon turned out to be a terrible disaster when
Poseidon took off first his clothes, and then afterwards
Medusa’s against her wishes. Athena became completely

disgusted with Medusa not only for ruining Athena’s chance to
get betrothed to Poseidon, but had done so in vain not thinking
about anybody, but herself.)
Medusa (screams): Athena help me! Poseidon is raping me, and
all I wanted to do was sleep with him! Help!
(Athena walked a few steps away from Poseidon, but even
more so from Medusa in such disgust that instead of rescuing
Medusa from Poseidon to turn her into an immortal goddess
Athena instead had cursed her into a Gorgon. Without any
warning Medusa’s turned into a bunch of venomous snakes, her
lower half of the body turned into a snake’s tail, and to make
things worse cursed her with silvery grey eyes that turn all
onlookers into stone, and has been banished into an isolated
layer of the Underworld ever since.)
(Now back to the lava pit where Medusa had continued sobbing
thinking all hope has been lost when suddenly a strangelooking
demigod had appeared. Without looking directly at his
eyes had closed her eyes hoping that this was the magic of the
Gorgonian; however, while she turned back to the way she
used to be instead of turning back into a woman became
immortal just like she always wanted.)
Medusa (sigh): What’s your name?
Yoroli (excitedly): I am Yoroli the sorcerer, and I am a
demigod. Are you Medusa? You sure don’t look like you are.
Medusa (sharply): That is because you made me immortal
Yoroli. Are you immortal?
Yoroli (sigh): Yes I am. It is only if others or I like me chose
mortality that we would live and die as mortals, but because I
chose to live amongst the other gods I decided against
mortality.
Medusa (sternly): Come with me. I am not staying in this place
anymore.
(Yoroli and Medusa had carefully walked right out of the lava
pill hand-in-hand, but because Medusa wasn’t used to walking
on her legs she just got back just yet have to sort-of cling
onto Yoroli’s arm for balance all the way to the boat that

Yoroli rowed Medusa in all the way out from the lava pit all
the way back to the temple where all the other gods and
goddesses were extremely unhappy to see her come back for
good.)
(Soon Medusa and Yoroli saw Aphrodite and Hephaestus in their
fancy party attire totally astonished that Yoroli would do such
an awful thing of turning Medusa into an immortal goddess
instead of letting Perseus kill her like Athena had ordered him
to.)
Hephaestus (softly): Hold me tight.
Aphrodite (calmly): I will Hephaestus, my dear, dear, husband.
(Hephaestus and Aphrodite embrace while their lips meet right
in front of all the other gods and goddesses, including Medusa
and Yoroli who were actually all gawking at the entire thing.)
(Soon Zeus showed-up looking at Medusa, but despite what a
beautiful intriguing immortal Yoroli made her, which was the
opposite of what Athena meant to do with her felt nothing
excepting complete disgust for her.)
Zeus (angrily): You’re back Medusa! Back as an immortal
goddess you never even proved us to deserve to be!
Medusa (shouts): That is the kind of welcome you give to me
just after Yoroli made me an immortal being after Athena
cursed into a Gorgon just because I wanted to sleep with
Poseidon?! Well you may do that to Hera, but you may
certainly not mess with me as I am the goddess of immortality!
Zeus (frustrated): Do not get any closer to me Medusa as I am
now currently seeing Hestia, and unlike you she is completely
selfless! She even has her own fire kingdom as the queen
forbids anyone from taking out or stealing fire! You have
nothing!
Medusa (throws a tantrum): Zeus that goddess never takes off
her clothes excepting to take a shower always in a private
bathroom, but that’s not me Zeus! I would love it if you
touched my two front braids that are my new accessory to my
long black wavy hair, and grey eyes that won’t turn you to
stone!

(Medusa brings herself closer towards Zeus putting her arms
around him after forcing his around her followed by her giving
him a nice big wet kiss directly on his lips until he pushed her
away aggressively as a way to saying no to that physically.)
Zeus (astonished): That was unwanted physical contact you
just gave me Medusa!
Medusa (weep): You don’t want me as your queen of
immortality ruling alongside you, or even to make love with me?
Zeus (honestly): No Medusa I don’t want you to be the one I
do this with, and besides I got other women to do it with!
Don’t you want to do this with the man you actually do love?
Medusa (sob): Yes, I do Zeus. Now go away and leave me alone!
(Soon Zeus walked away from Medusa helping Hestia up from a
high chair, and then after that walked away from the temple
with her hand-in-hand. After that Medusa saw an already
tacked-up black horse dressed in ancient tack, but just when
Medusa was about to do near it Athena had grabbed her and
stopped her.)
Athena (stunned): Nobody ever gets on that horse because it’s
for Zeus only!
Medusa (puzzled): Even you cannot ride that horse?
Athena (firmly): Of course not. I am no exception to that rule.
(Athena who attempted to stop Medusa from getting on the
forbidden black horse that only Zeus was allowed to ride was
very unsuccessfully as Medusa mounted on that horse. Then
without looking to see what was going on, or even telling Zeus
that she was going to ride his horse had actually galloped
away from the temple ignoring Athena’s warning. Zeus saw
that where he usually kept his horse was gone.)
Zeus (panic): My horse is gone!
Athena (whines): I told Medusa not to get on your horse
without your permission, but she heeded my warning, and has
galloped your horse away from the temple without asking you
first.
Zeus (roars): I will deal with you later Athena! In the
meantime, I can’t use my horse to go find her because she

galloped it away, and nobody is ever allowed to ride that horse
ever!
(Soon Zeus walked away from Athena, and then after that he
grabbed one of the other tacked-up horses galloping it away
from the temple to hopefully find and catch Medusa.)
Zeus (to the brown horse): HYAH! HYAH! Come on! HYAH! HYAH!
(It wasn’t long before Medusa who was riding Zeus’s special
horse got cornered by Zeus riding a brown horse, which was
when Medusa realized that there was no escape.)
Zeus (strictly): Follow me. We are riding home now.
(Soon Medusa followed Zeus on horseback riding the horse
behind the one he was on at a walk. The entire ride was quiet,
but it wasn’t long before Medusa dismounted Zeus’s horse
after he dismounted the brown one taking that horse, and his
horse away from her locking his black one in the imperial
stall.)
Medusa (screams): Why did you take that horse away when we
got back, and also why did you have to corner me?!
Zeus (harshly): Because it wasn’t your horse to go galloping on!
In fact, don’t ever ride that horse again! Thanks to you Athena
has called off her wedding with Poseidon again!
Medusa (sadly): It didn’t work out between them, and it is all
my fault. I never should have insisted on taking him away from
her because I ended up not getting him either.
Zeus (sigh): I hope that is not the reason why you took off on
my horse.
(Medusa gave no answer. Instead she beckoned Zeus to enter
into her new bedroom with a bunch of snake pictures on the
wall. Then after she pushed him onto her fancy old-fashioned
wooden bed with satin sheets and white silk pillowcases was
when she lay herself down on that bed right behind him. It
wasn’t long before Zeus and Medusa starting making out on
the bed, which later turned into making love after they
gradually took off their clothes as this whole thing continued.)