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<strong>Immortal</strong>-<strong>Beings</strong><br />
<strong>and</strong> <strong>Raven</strong><br />
<strong>Mockers</strong><br />
Fantasy vs. The Mixed-<br />
Up Mythology Movie-<br />
Script One<br />
By Jessie L. Cohn
The Beginning<br />
(Medusa right on top of a lava pit looking horrendously ugly<br />
with snakes for her hair, <strong>and</strong> her lower half of the body being<br />
a snake’s tail instead of the two legs she used to have sat<br />
there sobbing. Knowing if she looked at anyone they would all<br />
turn to stone had a flashback about how beautiful she once<br />
was as a guardian of the temple. She flipped the gorgeous<br />
black wavy hair she used to have walking on her two own feet<br />
wearing nothing excepting plain white flats showed herself off<br />
in vain.)<br />
(Athena gets extremely upset after seeing Medusa walk like<br />
that then after that she growled. Then after that Medusa<br />
pushed Athena out of the huge bed making her extremely<br />
furious with her.)<br />
Medusa (harshly): I’m prettier than you, <strong>and</strong> you can’t do<br />
anything about it Athena because I deserve immortality way<br />
more than you do! Hmmph!<br />
Athena (angrily): Just tell me that Poseidon loves me, <strong>and</strong> then<br />
after that leave him alone! Don’t ever sleep with him again!<br />
(Defying Athena’s wishes Medusa laid herself onto the same<br />
bed where Poseidon <strong>and</strong> Athena slept in together not thinking<br />
about the consequences. Soon Athena gasped <strong>and</strong> gaped after<br />
seeing that Poseidon showed-up giving Medusa the pink roses<br />
instead of her making her disgusted though Medusa didn’t<br />
know it quite yet still thinking she would be<strong>com</strong>e immortal.)<br />
Poseidon (cheerfully): Mind if I lay down on the bed with you<br />
Medusa?<br />
Medusa (flirtatiously): Oh no not at all. Go right ahead, <strong>and</strong><br />
feel my beautiful hair.<br />
(Soon what Medusa thought was an actual proposal to get<br />
married to Poseidon turned out to be a terrible disaster when<br />
Poseidon took off first his clothes, <strong>and</strong> then afterwards<br />
Medusa’s against her wishes. Athena became <strong>com</strong>pletely
disgusted with Medusa not only for ruining Athena’s chance to<br />
get betrothed to Poseidon, but had done so in vain not thinking<br />
about anybody, but herself.)<br />
Medusa (screams): Athena help me! Poseidon is raping me, <strong>and</strong><br />
all I wanted to do was sleep with him! Help!<br />
(Athena walked a few steps away from Poseidon, but even<br />
more so from Medusa in such disgust that instead of rescuing<br />
Medusa from Poseidon to turn her into an immortal goddess<br />
Athena instead had cursed her into a Gorgon. Without any<br />
warning Medusa’s turned into a bunch of venomous snakes, her<br />
lower half of the body turned into a snake’s tail, <strong>and</strong> to make<br />
things worse cursed her with silvery grey eyes that turn all<br />
onlookers into stone, <strong>and</strong> has been banished into an isolated<br />
layer of the Underworld ever since.)<br />
(Now back to the lava pit where Medusa had continued sobbing<br />
thinking all hope has been lost when suddenly a strangelooking<br />
demigod had appeared. Without looking directly at his<br />
eyes had closed her eyes hoping that this was the magic of the<br />
Gorgonian; however, while she turned back to the way she<br />
used to be instead of turning back into a woman became<br />
immortal just like she always wanted.)<br />
Medusa (sigh): What’s your name?<br />
Yoroli (excitedly): I am Yoroli the sorcerer, <strong>and</strong> I am a<br />
demigod. Are you Medusa? You sure don’t look like you are.<br />
Medusa (sharply): That is because you made me immortal<br />
Yoroli. Are you immortal?<br />
Yoroli (sigh): Yes I am. It is only if others or I like me chose<br />
mortality that we would live <strong>and</strong> die as mortals, but because I<br />
chose to live amongst the other gods I decided against<br />
mortality.<br />
Medusa (sternly): Come with me. I am not staying in this place<br />
anymore.<br />
(Yoroli <strong>and</strong> Medusa had carefully walked right out of the lava<br />
pill h<strong>and</strong>-in-h<strong>and</strong>, but because Medusa wasn’t used to walking<br />
on her legs she just got back just yet have to sort-of cling<br />
onto Yoroli’s arm for balance all the way to the boat that
Yoroli rowed Medusa in all the way out from the lava pit all<br />
the way back to the temple where all the other gods <strong>and</strong><br />
goddesses were extremely unhappy to see her <strong>com</strong>e back for<br />
good.)<br />
(Soon Medusa <strong>and</strong> Yoroli saw Aphrodite <strong>and</strong> Hephaestus in their<br />
fancy party attire totally astonished that Yoroli would do such<br />
an awful thing of turning Medusa into an immortal goddess<br />
instead of letting Perseus kill her like Athena had ordered him<br />
to.)<br />
Hephaestus (softly): Hold me tight.<br />
Aphrodite (calmly): I will Hephaestus, my dear, dear, husb<strong>and</strong>.<br />
(Hephaestus <strong>and</strong> Aphrodite embrace while their lips meet right<br />
in front of all the other gods <strong>and</strong> goddesses, including Medusa<br />
<strong>and</strong> Yoroli who were actually all gawking at the entire thing.)<br />
(Soon Zeus showed-up looking at Medusa, but despite what a<br />
beautiful intriguing immortal Yoroli made her, which was the<br />
opposite of what Athena meant to do with her felt nothing<br />
excepting <strong>com</strong>plete disgust for her.)<br />
Zeus (angrily): You’re back Medusa! Back as an immortal<br />
goddess you never even proved us to deserve to be!<br />
Medusa (shouts): That is the kind of wel<strong>com</strong>e you give to me<br />
just after Yoroli made me an immortal being after Athena<br />
cursed into a Gorgon just because I wanted to sleep with<br />
Poseidon?! Well you may do that to Hera, but you may<br />
certainly not mess with me as I am the goddess of immortality!<br />
Zeus (frustrated): Do not get any closer to me Medusa as I am<br />
now currently seeing Hestia, <strong>and</strong> unlike you she is <strong>com</strong>pletely<br />
selfless! She even has her own fire kingdom as the queen<br />
forbids anyone from taking out or stealing fire! You have<br />
nothing!<br />
Medusa (throws a tantrum): Zeus that goddess never takes off<br />
her clothes excepting to take a shower always in a private<br />
bathroom, but that’s not me Zeus! I would love it if you<br />
touched my two front braids that are my new accessory to my<br />
long black wavy hair, <strong>and</strong> grey eyes that won’t turn you to<br />
stone!
(Medusa brings herself closer towards Zeus putting her arms<br />
around him after forcing his around her followed by her giving<br />
him a nice big wet kiss directly on his lips until he pushed her<br />
away aggressively as a way to saying no to that physically.)<br />
Zeus (astonished): That was unwanted physical contact you<br />
just gave me Medusa!<br />
Medusa (weep): You don’t want me as your queen of<br />
immortality ruling alongside you, or even to make love with me?<br />
Zeus (honestly): No Medusa I don’t want you to be the one I<br />
do this with, <strong>and</strong> besides I got other women to do it with!<br />
Don’t you want to do this with the man you actually do love?<br />
Medusa (sob): Yes, I do Zeus. Now go away <strong>and</strong> leave me alone!<br />
(Soon Zeus walked away from Medusa helping Hestia up from a<br />
high chair, <strong>and</strong> then after that walked away from the temple<br />
with her h<strong>and</strong>-in-h<strong>and</strong>. After that Medusa saw an already<br />
tacked-up black horse dressed in ancient tack, but just when<br />
Medusa was about to do near it Athena had grabbed her <strong>and</strong><br />
stopped her.)<br />
Athena (stunned): Nobody ever gets on that horse because it’s<br />
for Zeus only!<br />
Medusa (puzzled): Even you cannot ride that horse?<br />
Athena (firmly): Of course not. I am no exception to that rule.<br />
(Athena who attempted to stop Medusa from getting on the<br />
forbidden black horse that only Zeus was allowed to ride was<br />
very unsuccessfully as Medusa mounted on that horse. Then<br />
without looking to see what was going on, or even telling Zeus<br />
that she was going to ride his horse had actually galloped<br />
away from the temple ignoring Athena’s warning. Zeus saw<br />
that where he usually kept his horse was gone.)<br />
Zeus (panic): My horse is gone!<br />
Athena (whines): I told Medusa not to get on your horse<br />
without your permission, but she heeded my warning, <strong>and</strong> has<br />
galloped your horse away from the temple without asking you<br />
first.<br />
Zeus (roars): I will deal with you later Athena! In the<br />
meantime, I can’t use my horse to go find her because she
galloped it away, <strong>and</strong> nobody is ever allowed to ride that horse<br />
ever!<br />
(Soon Zeus walked away from Athena, <strong>and</strong> then after that he<br />
grabbed one of the other tacked-up horses galloping it away<br />
from the temple to hopefully find <strong>and</strong> catch Medusa.)<br />
Zeus (to the brown horse): HYAH! HYAH! Come on! HYAH! HYAH!<br />
(It wasn’t long before Medusa who was riding Zeus’s special<br />
horse got cornered by Zeus riding a brown horse, which was<br />
when Medusa realized that there was no escape.)<br />
Zeus (strictly): Follow me. We are riding home now.<br />
(Soon Medusa followed Zeus on horseback riding the horse<br />
behind the one he was on at a walk. The entire ride was quiet,<br />
but it wasn’t long before Medusa dismounted Zeus’s horse<br />
after he dismounted the brown one taking that horse, <strong>and</strong> his<br />
horse away from her locking his black one in the imperial<br />
stall.)<br />
Medusa (screams): Why did you take that horse away when we<br />
got back, <strong>and</strong> also why did you have to corner me?!<br />
Zeus (harshly): Because it wasn’t your horse to go galloping on!<br />
In fact, don’t ever ride that horse again! Thanks to you Athena<br />
has called off her wedding with Poseidon again!<br />
Medusa (sadly): It didn’t work out between them, <strong>and</strong> it is all<br />
my fault. I never should have insisted on taking him away from<br />
her because I ended up not getting him either.<br />
Zeus (sigh): I hope that is not the reason why you took off on<br />
my horse.<br />
(Medusa gave no answer. Instead she beckoned Zeus to enter<br />
into her new bedroom with a bunch of snake pictures on the<br />
wall. Then after she pushed him onto her fancy old-fashioned<br />
wooden bed with satin sheets <strong>and</strong> white silk pillowcases was<br />
when she lay herself down on that bed right behind him. It<br />
wasn’t long before Zeus <strong>and</strong> Medusa starting making out on<br />
the bed, which later turned into making love after they<br />
gradually took off their clothes as this whole thing continued.)