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Child: Olivia Jane, Thirteen Months (Staten Island, New York)<br />
Phase 1: Food and Sustenance<br />
Olivia Jane eats a mixture of fruit, vegetables, and sugar, distilled into a thick paste. She might explore it herself with clumsy<br />
hands, or allow herself to be fed by means of a plastic spoon shaped like an airplane. We say, “Here comes the carrot plane for<br />
Olivia Jane!” and it collides with her mouth, a chaos of watery goo, tiny teeth, and saliva. The Olivia Jane is also known to consume<br />
at various times in the day: hot dogs cooled and divided into ten pieces, watermelon slices, the ear of a teddy bear, animal crackers,<br />
soy milk, apple juice, and Play-Doh. She digests as she sleeps, in a dark blue car-seat decorated with cartoon giraffes and sticky with<br />
apple residue.<br />
Phase 2: Play<br />
The standard Olivia Jane at thirteen months has a weak memory but a highly focused attention span. Thus a single word, combined with an<br />
energetic gesture and repeated indefinitely, is likely to entertain the Olivia Jane for over twenty minutes. To test this theory, we need only to engage<br />
the subject with a simple, flattering statement. Years before we take women’s studies courses at a state college, we see no problem informing a young<br />
Olivia Jane that she is “so pretty”. This compliment works most effectively when voiced at a high pitch and combined with physical contact. We say,<br />
“SOOOO PRETTY!” -- our hands gently tapping the Olivia Jane’s chin, raising her face high, and her squeal of pure joy seems to shout, Yes! I am!<br />
It’s too wonderful to express! Her patience outlasts ours by approximately fifteen So Prettys.<br />
Still, with the help of intense behavioral study - by method of several middle-school babysitting hours - researchers have managed to distill her six basic modes into a bi-hourly cycle.<br />
No creature has mystified and fascinated mankind more than the thirteen-month-old Olivia Jane. Her habits are irregular, her tempers varying.