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Friday, 4 December 2009<br />
Volume 62, Number 14<br />
INSIDE<br />
Mind Your Manners Studying for Exams............................................ 2<br />
Take Your Tastebuds on an Eastern Carpet Ride…............................. 2<br />
Mr. Fox Steals More than your Attention…........................................ 3<br />
Giving Credit to the Importance of Credit.......................................... 3<br />
<strong>VIRGINIA</strong> <strong>LAW</strong> <strong>WEEKLY</strong><br />
The Newspaper of the University of Virginia School of Law Since 1948<br />
Another Season, Another Championship:<br />
GUS Captures Co-Rec Title<br />
Jessica Brown ’10<br />
Associate News Editor<br />
Andy Howlett ’10<br />
News Editor<br />
This season the hunt for the<br />
coveted NGSL title began with 36<br />
teams, including 14 first-year sections,<br />
transfer or LLM teams, nine<br />
journal or organization teams,<br />
seven unaffiliated teams, and six<br />
second- or third-year section teams.<br />
On Tuesday night, under the lights<br />
of Park, it ended as GUS soundly<br />
defeated Shaw-ty’s Little Law Review<br />
in the championship game.<br />
The action started on Tuesday<br />
with the semifinal match between<br />
Chalk and Shaw-ty’s Little, which<br />
was pushed to this week after rain<br />
delays prevented the game from<br />
being played before Thanksgiving<br />
break. While the game was close,<br />
critical errors in the field plagued<br />
the Chalk squad, who fell to their<br />
opponent 14-10.<br />
GUS, who had advanced to the<br />
finals with a victory 22-12 over<br />
the Cannibals, took the field immediately<br />
after the semifinal game<br />
concluded and the championship<br />
game commenced. Shaw-ty’s Little,<br />
who were defending the NGSL<br />
title they earned last season when<br />
they played as K-Lite, took up the<br />
bats first. However, the defending<br />
champions were unable to get any<br />
offense going in the first inning, despite<br />
a solid hit from first-year Allison<br />
Lansell.<br />
After blanking Shaw-ty’s Little in<br />
the top of the first inning, GUS posted<br />
its first run in the bottom of the<br />
inning, thanks to a solo shot from<br />
third-year Andrew Mellon. However,<br />
Shaw-ty’s Little was quick to<br />
answer back; they earned their first<br />
run of the game with an RBI from<br />
second-year Paul Feinstein in the<br />
top of the second and then retired<br />
three straight GUS batters.<br />
In the third, after GUS shortstop<br />
Mellen saved two runs with<br />
a throw to first base, GUS posted<br />
three more runs in the bottom of<br />
the inning thanks to RBIs from Mellen<br />
and second-year Stephen Crenshaw.<br />
Ending the top of the inning<br />
with his arm, Mellen ended the<br />
bottom with his feet when he was<br />
tagged for the third out at the plate<br />
after attempting to take home.<br />
In the top of the fourth, a hit from<br />
second-year Bryan Wright and a<br />
two run homer from second-year<br />
Tripp Parks tied the score 4-4, bringing<br />
up in the bottom of the inning.<br />
GUS third-year Nathan Wacker<br />
lead-off with a single and an extra<br />
base, and was followed by thirdyear<br />
Sarah Davis who had a single<br />
of her own. After third-year Doug<br />
Bouton hit an RBI single, third-year<br />
Stephen Wendell sent a ball off the<br />
arm of Shaw-ty’s Little pitcher Jen<br />
Nelson deep over the center-field<br />
fence, driving in three runs. Thanks<br />
to another RBI by second-year Chris<br />
Browne, GUS led Shaw-ty’s 9-4 by<br />
the end of the fourth.<br />
There would be no coming back<br />
from this deficit. Despite RBI’s<br />
from Shaw-ty’s Little players Feinstein<br />
and Brian Pishko in later innings,<br />
the squad was never able<br />
to close the deficit opened in the<br />
fourth inning. GUS defeated Shawty’s<br />
Little with a final score of 10-6,<br />
with GUS’s final run coming off of<br />
a home run by third-year Brendan<br />
photo by Andy Howlett ’10<br />
Sarah Davis ’10 waits at second base. A home run from Stephen Wendell<br />
’10 would send her home.<br />
Thomas.<br />
With solid playing in the field<br />
by both teams, the outcome of the<br />
game ultimately came down to<br />
hitting. While the North Grounds<br />
Bombers struggled early in the<br />
playoffs to put runs on the board,<br />
their performance in the semifinals<br />
and finals marked a return to form,<br />
harkening back the GUS teams of<br />
old. And with all members returning<br />
to the team for next year, GUS<br />
will be in good shape as it aims for<br />
its first fall-spring sweep since the<br />
’04-’05 campaigns.<br />
PILA Reports Decrease in Funding, Grant Amounts<br />
While the recession has led to<br />
a surge in interest in first- and<br />
second-year students who are<br />
seeking to work at public interest<br />
positions this summer, it has<br />
also affected the sources of funding<br />
available for students seeking<br />
such work.<br />
Last week, third-year Public<br />
Interest Law Association (PILA)<br />
President Susan Edwards sent an<br />
email to all of the organization’s<br />
members announcing that the<br />
amount the PILA grants was going<br />
to be decreased from what it<br />
had been in previous years.<br />
PILA grants have been the major<br />
source for students at the Law<br />
School who are seeking public<br />
interest funding. Last year, the<br />
Law Weekly reported 66 first-years<br />
and 15 second-years relied on<br />
PILA grants to fund their summer<br />
work.<br />
Edwards told the Law Weekly<br />
she did not know how many<br />
grants PILA would be able to<br />
fund this year under the reduced<br />
amounts. “Because PILA doesn’t<br />
have a clear financial picture yet,<br />
meaning we don’t know exactly<br />
how much money we will have<br />
to disburse, it is impossible to<br />
pinpoint a number of expected<br />
2L grants,” said Edwards, adding<br />
that PILA also does not know<br />
how many first-year students<br />
would apply for first-year grants,<br />
or what their qualifications would<br />
be, so it would be impossible<br />
to predict how many first-year<br />
grants PILA would be in place to<br />
offer as well.<br />
According to Edwards, two<br />
factors determined the amount<br />
of the decrease. First, she noted,<br />
the previous amounts in place<br />
were meant to secure $6,000 for<br />
second-years and $3,500 for firstyears<br />
after taxes, but PILA “determined<br />
that the vast majority of<br />
students should not have to pay<br />
taxes on PILA fellowships, and<br />
as a consequence, PILA has overpaid<br />
students above the intended<br />
amount of a fellowship the past<br />
two years.”<br />
The second factor, according<br />
to Edwards, is the anticipated<br />
decrease in funding PILA will be<br />
receiving this year. “PILA will<br />
likely have less funds overall to<br />
distribute this year,” Edwards<br />
said in her letter. Speaking to the<br />
Law Weekly, she elaborated: “PILA<br />
expects L-STAR [a program in<br />
which students going on callbacks<br />
stay with or get rides from<br />
friends, and the firm donates the<br />
money saved to PILA] will bring<br />
in about $8,000-$10,000 less than<br />
last year.”<br />
Direct donations from law firms<br />
were also down: “Last year, the<br />
Auction received approximately<br />
$7,000-$8,000 in donations from<br />
firms, which [itself] was a significant<br />
decrease from 2007. This<br />
year, the Auction only received<br />
$500 in donations from firms.”<br />
As a result of the decreased<br />
funding, PILA has also decreased<br />
the cap—the amount of total<br />
income a student is allowed to<br />
make while still receiving a grant,<br />
including the grant itself. If a student<br />
makes more than the cap<br />
amount, the excess will have to<br />
be returned to PILA. In previous<br />
years the number was $12,000 for<br />
first- and second-years; this year<br />
the number has been reduced to<br />
$8,000.<br />
These adjustments are also necessary,<br />
says Edwards, because<br />
PILA is anticipating an increase<br />
in applications in the down economy.<br />
As less students—especially<br />
second-year students—are able to<br />
obtain lucrative firm jobs during<br />
the summer, more turn to public<br />
interest. This year 42 students applied<br />
for second-year grants in the<br />
fall application round, up from 18<br />
last year. More are likely to apply<br />
in the spring.<br />
At least some second-years<br />
have already been informed of<br />
their application status. Jaque<br />
Leonard, who received a grant<br />
for work this summer with the<br />
Natural Resources Defense<br />
Council (NRDC) in New York,<br />
told the Law Weekly that she was<br />
very grateful to have received a<br />
grant, adding that, “I know that<br />
the PILA board was faced with a<br />
deluge of 2L applicants and had<br />
difficult decisions to make in a<br />
market flooded with people interested<br />
in working for nonprofits.”<br />
In light of the fact that a student<br />
may have an even more difficult<br />
time obtaining a PILA grant<br />
than in years’ past, Edwards encouraged<br />
students to seek alternative<br />
sources of funding, noting<br />
that a list of such sources is<br />
available from the Law School’s<br />
Public Service Center. She also<br />
thanked students and faculty for<br />
their continued support of PILA.<br />
around north<br />
grounds<br />
Thumbs down to<br />
professors who hold<br />
a democratic vote on<br />
the last day of class<br />
to determine the format of the<br />
final. ANG might not have<br />
tried so hard during the semester<br />
if ANG knew the exam<br />
would be take-home true-false<br />
questions to be completed in<br />
groups.<br />
Thumbs up to the<br />
firing of UVA football<br />
coach Al Groh.<br />
A hint for whomever<br />
replaces him next year:<br />
Don’t lose to William & Mary.<br />
Thumbs down<br />
to Charlottesville<br />
charging fees for<br />
those who need an<br />
ambulance. ANG’s post-exams<br />
celebration just got that<br />
much more difficult to budget.<br />
purpose.<br />
Thumbs up to those<br />
advancing in Moot<br />
Court. . . . at least,<br />
those who did so on<br />
Thumbs down to<br />
people who study at<br />
the gym. ANG recognizes<br />
that Thomas<br />
Jefferson recommended getting<br />
two hours of exercise every<br />
day, but it’s highly unlikely<br />
he meant to include reading<br />
a casebook on a treadmill<br />
moving at a speed that only<br />
under the most generous definitions<br />
qualifies as walking.<br />
Whatever gains in your health<br />
this activity might achieve will<br />
be lost when those patiently<br />
waiting for a machine beat you<br />
senselessly in the parking lot<br />
and heave your beaten, unconscious<br />
body into the dumpster<br />
behind North Grounds Gym.<br />
Thumbs up to<br />
Westlaw providing<br />
chocolate-covered<br />
pretzels and baked<br />
goods at the bookstore. Sweets<br />
are getting ANG through finals<br />
this year. Now, if only<br />
Westlaw could provide something<br />
to get ANG through<br />
Type II diabetes.<br />
Thumbs up to Prof.<br />
Nachbar checking<br />
out the Terracotta<br />
warriors at the National<br />
Geographic Museum.<br />
A bunch of similarly dressed<br />
stone-faced figures staring<br />
blankly ahead oblivious to the<br />
passage of time . . . couldn’t<br />
have been that different from<br />
teaching a class.
2 Reviews & Features<br />
<strong>VIRGINIA</strong> <strong>LAW</strong> <strong>WEEKLY</strong><br />
Friday, 4 December 2009<br />
Abundant Flavor from Morocco, Afghanistan<br />
Natasha Heidari ’10<br />
Reviewer<br />
Al Hamraa<br />
I love ethnic food and, surprisingly,<br />
Charlottesville is a great<br />
place to get it. Al Hamraa is one<br />
of the best Moroccan restaurants<br />
I’ve experienced. The location<br />
is rather unfortunate (in the Ix<br />
Building on 2nd St. SE in the<br />
middle of nowhere), but works<br />
with the elegant décor to create<br />
an exotic experience. The seating<br />
is comfortable, and the food is<br />
tapas-style and suitable for sharing.<br />
Now, the food. Of the five or six<br />
dishes that I sampled, everything<br />
was very flavorful and very delicious.<br />
But two in particular were<br />
absolutely incendiary. The first<br />
was the Meakouda, potato and<br />
cilantro cakes. I was skeptical at<br />
first because I’m not a cilantro fan.<br />
I really think that people overdo<br />
cilantro way too often. Nevertheless,<br />
I ordered the Meakouda and<br />
was pleasantly surprised: They<br />
were salty (but not too salty), had<br />
a great consistency, and were<br />
bursting with other flavors, not<br />
just cilantro.<br />
The second dish that inflamed<br />
my palate (in a good way) was<br />
the Tangine of the day. Tangine<br />
is a traditional dish (often a stew)<br />
cooked in a clay pot. I’m a sucker<br />
for lamb, especially when cooked<br />
the Moroccan way with caramelized<br />
fruit on top. This one in particular<br />
was a lamb dish with caramelized<br />
onions and pears. The<br />
lamb was perfectly tender and<br />
shredded, and the pear added the<br />
perfect mix of savory and sweet<br />
that I love.<br />
Being the near-germaphobe<br />
that I am, I love that, before and<br />
after the meal, your server brings<br />
out a hand-washing pitcher and<br />
bowl with warm water to wash<br />
your hands (Also, this way I<br />
know that the people I’m sharing<br />
my tapas with have adequately<br />
washed their hands prior to sticking<br />
them in my food).<br />
Go to Al Hamraa on a Friday<br />
or Saturday to experience their<br />
lovely belly dancer. Not only<br />
does she add to the exotic nature<br />
of your experience there, but belly<br />
dancing is really just fun to watch.<br />
While I haven’t been there for it,<br />
the restaurant has Latin Night on<br />
Tuesdays, where you drink and<br />
dance the night away to Latin<br />
music.<br />
Al Hamraa also has a liquor license,<br />
but I must admit that there<br />
was nothing special about the<br />
wine that I ordered there (though<br />
I didn’t go there for the wine).<br />
Nevertheless, Al Hamraa is the<br />
place to smoke hookah (from 10<br />
p.m.-1:30 a.m.). I can’t say anything<br />
about their hookah from<br />
experience except that their selection<br />
seemed quite extensive.<br />
Ariana Kabob<br />
As a Persian, I feel like I know<br />
good kabobs. Not just kabobs, but<br />
the side dishes, rice, bread, and<br />
salad that are supposed to accompany<br />
kabobs, too. So I hope you<br />
trust me when I say that Ariana<br />
Kabob is a place you should visit<br />
if you like kabobs. (I feel like when<br />
I write reviews of restaurants, every<br />
restaurant is “the best.” But it<br />
occurred to me that the reason for<br />
that is I only write reviews about<br />
restaurants I love. So it’s not like I<br />
love every restaurant in Charlottesville—quite<br />
the contrary, really.<br />
It’s only those restaurants that<br />
deserve my attention that I write<br />
to you about.) Ariana Kabob is located<br />
on West Main St. across from<br />
the Hampton Inn.<br />
Like Al Hamraa, Ariana Kabob<br />
is owned and operated by people<br />
who share the same ethnic background<br />
as the food they serve. In<br />
this case, the food is Afghani-style<br />
kabobs. I’ve tried several things at<br />
Ariana, and everything has independently<br />
blown my mind: from<br />
the (extremely) long-grain basmati<br />
rice to the perfectly juicy and tender<br />
meat they serve. The barbari<br />
flatbread that they serve with every<br />
kabob meal is made in-house.<br />
I must say that I have never had<br />
such delicious or such fresh bread<br />
since I last visited Iran with my<br />
family when I was 12. Eleven years<br />
later, I’m smitten with Ariana Kabob.<br />
The samosas that are served at<br />
Ariana Kabob are crunchy, savory,<br />
and spiced particularly well. While<br />
the samosas are my favorite appetizer<br />
here, I would recommend<br />
the Baudinjan Buranee (baudinjan<br />
means eggplant) because these are<br />
made particularly well. A small order<br />
would be more than enough to<br />
share between two or three people.<br />
The first time I went to Ariana<br />
Kabob, I ordered the Kofta-Kabob,<br />
a combination of ground meat, onion,<br />
and spices formed on a skewer.<br />
This type of kabob is my dad’s specialty,<br />
so I was curious to see how<br />
Ariana’s would hold up. While not<br />
photo courtesy of c-ville.com<br />
Al Hamraa might not be the place to go for wine, but doubles as a<br />
late-night hookah bar.<br />
as juicy as my dad’s, I was very impressed<br />
with their Kofta-Kabobs<br />
and am eager to take my parents<br />
there to try for themselves. The<br />
Kofta-Kabobs are incredibly flavorful<br />
and hands down the best I’ve<br />
had at a restaurant.<br />
If kabobs aren’t your thing,<br />
though, you should go to Ariana<br />
Kabob and order the Gyro Wrap<br />
or Platter. The meat and homemade<br />
yogurt sauce are all spiced<br />
wonderfully, and it is easily my<br />
favorite dish there. (I prefer the<br />
platter because it comes on a slab<br />
of barbari.) All in all, Ariana Kabob<br />
is worth a visit sometime<br />
soon.<br />
Smitha Dante<br />
Executive Editor<br />
Contributor:<br />
Columnist:<br />
Reviewer:<br />
Dan Rosenthal<br />
Benjamin Grosz<br />
Natasha Heidari<br />
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As finals loom, here are some reminders<br />
from past Law Weekly issues<br />
(with annotations from your friendly<br />
library staff in italics) to help make the<br />
end of the semester easier for everyone.<br />
Abuses of the (Currently Friendly)<br />
Food Policy:<br />
“Thumbs down to those<br />
who feel that the library<br />
is the perfect locale for<br />
your seven-course meal.<br />
The library staff reminds you that<br />
although vending machine snacks<br />
are allowed, meals are forbidden.”<br />
(In particular, please leave smelly,<br />
noisy, or messy foods at home. For<br />
your convenience, snacks are available<br />
from the recently installed MyLab<br />
vending machine, and keep an eye out<br />
for free finals candy, coffee, and tape<br />
flags from the Library!)<br />
Adverse Possession:<br />
“Thumbs down to people<br />
who spread their<br />
stuff out in the library,<br />
then leave it there all<br />
day, even when they leave to go to<br />
classes. To you offenders out there,<br />
think of the library as though it<br />
were the D3 lot: As much as you<br />
wish you could and think you’re<br />
entitled to, you can’t reserve a<br />
space for yourself. (Also, solostudiers,<br />
please allow study groups to<br />
use the seven designated group study<br />
spaces. To reserve a group study<br />
room, sign-up in the binders located<br />
outside the doors to the study rooms.<br />
If your studying involves multimedia,<br />
make use of our relocated media area<br />
at the back of the reserve room on the<br />
first floor.)<br />
Personal Hygiene:<br />
“Thumbs down to the<br />
person who sat at a table<br />
in the library and cut his<br />
fingernails, then didn’t<br />
UVA Law Library Code of Etiquette<br />
clean up the clippings. You, sir,<br />
are filthy, and make ANG wish<br />
that the admissions office had a<br />
policy of retro-rejecting students<br />
who were obvious mistakes.”<br />
Restricted Access Policy:<br />
“Thumbs up to students<br />
who, unable to find an<br />
available table, alert the<br />
library staff of non-law<br />
students using the library for nonlaw-related<br />
reasons. Remember,<br />
only you can prevent library usurpation.”<br />
(No vigilantes, please. The<br />
staff will help you. But if there are<br />
tables available and the interlopers are<br />
not loud or disruptive, then study and<br />
let study!)<br />
Noise:<br />
“Thumbs down to the<br />
lack of a sign in the library<br />
reading: ‘Guess<br />
what? You’re in the library,<br />
and everyone can hear you<br />
talking. And, if you didn’t know<br />
this, cell phone companies have<br />
this sweet invention called Voice<br />
Mail. It was created specifically<br />
so you don’t have to answer your<br />
phone—say, in the library, perhaps—and<br />
instead can wait, and<br />
call the person back. Kind of like<br />
what someone with an ounce of<br />
common sense would do.’” (If you<br />
do need to take that call right away,<br />
make use of MyLab, the designated<br />
cell-phones-allowed area.)<br />
“Thumbs down to people<br />
who talk in the library.<br />
Seriously, knock<br />
it the @#%$ off!”<br />
“Thumbs down to 1Ls<br />
in the gunner pit taking<br />
calls and speaking at full<br />
volume. Hiding behind<br />
a pillar does not mean that no one<br />
can hear you.”<br />
“Thumbs down to loud<br />
headphones in the library.<br />
ANG is going to<br />
have a hard enough time<br />
learning all of Corporations in 72<br />
hours without ‘Womanizer’ banging<br />
in ANG’s head.”<br />
PDA:<br />
“Thumbs down to students<br />
cuddling and<br />
Eskimo kissing in the<br />
library. Inappropriate<br />
and awkward public displays of<br />
affection: yet another reason why<br />
law school is like high school.”<br />
Common Sense:<br />
“Thumbs up to the library<br />
staff for responding<br />
to recent thefts by offering<br />
to hold students’<br />
laptops at the circulation desk for<br />
short periods of time, but not taking<br />
any responsibility if they are<br />
stolen. Double thumbs up if the<br />
library employees turn out to be<br />
an underground ring of criminal<br />
masterminds.” (Keep in mind that<br />
leaving valuables unattended in public<br />
is not a great idea. You can check<br />
your laptop at the circulation desk<br />
if you don’t want to carry it around<br />
with you.)<br />
Power Play:<br />
Just a reminder: Power strips and extension<br />
cords are available for checkout<br />
at the circulation desk! We’re<br />
working on expanding the number of<br />
outlets on the library’s second floor,<br />
with new desktop lamps equipped<br />
with outlets at several of the tables<br />
next to the Spies Garden windows.<br />
Take a second while you’re studying<br />
and use the comment boxes next to the<br />
lamps to let us know what you think of<br />
this new addition!
Friday, 4 December 2009<br />
Kara Allen ’10<br />
Reviews Editor<br />
Fantastic Mr. Fox: I Dare You to<br />
Look Away<br />
A school chum of mine (well, not<br />
so much ‘chum’ as ‘nemesis’) once<br />
remarked that I look as though a<br />
child dressed me. So perhaps it<br />
comes as no surprise that I have been<br />
more excited about the release of the<br />
children’s film Fantastic Mr. Fox than<br />
any other movie this year. The combination<br />
of director Wes Anderson,<br />
author Roald Dahl, and a stellar cast<br />
was sure to create a movie I’d find<br />
watchable. Plus, foxes are really cool.<br />
The movie was more than watchable—it<br />
renders its audience incapable<br />
of looking away. The opening<br />
scene shows Mr. Fox (voiced<br />
appropriately by George Clooney)<br />
on top of a hill, and I might have<br />
spent the rest of the movie thinking<br />
about how much I wanted to pet<br />
him if the scene had not quickly cut<br />
to a mesmerizing action sequence<br />
in which Fox and his wife Felicity<br />
(Meryl Streep) perform a series of<br />
couples’ acrobatics. The film uses the<br />
painstaking stop-action technique,<br />
and the precision required for that<br />
technique crosses over visually into<br />
every aspect of the film. The bulk of<br />
its entertainment value derives from<br />
aesthetics. The use of the animals’<br />
eyes to portray various states was<br />
hilariously effective.<br />
While the visual aspect was by far<br />
the movie’s greatest strength, it was<br />
also a quality film in other respects.<br />
The plot was fairly fast-paced without<br />
being complicated. After Felicity<br />
tells him she is pregnant, Fox promises<br />
to ‘give up the business,’ which<br />
is, of course, stealing chickens and<br />
various other fowl from the local<br />
farmers. Years later, as an underread,<br />
underpaid columnist (not sure<br />
what that would be like), he decides<br />
to move his family to a tree. His new<br />
neighbors happen to be “three of the<br />
meanest, nastiest, ugliest” farmers<br />
around: Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.<br />
The three produce items so delectable,<br />
Fox soon contemplates a return<br />
to his former profession. Given that<br />
those items include the world’s most<br />
potent alcoholic cider, I could understand<br />
the temptation.<br />
The characters were well-developed<br />
by an excellent cast of voices.<br />
Fox is a slightly more nuanced variation<br />
of the same role George Clooney<br />
has been playing for the last few<br />
years. He has some great quirks such<br />
as his “trademark” and carrying<br />
around a Walkman he uses to accent<br />
any momentous occasion. He is also<br />
unusually fond of starting random<br />
celebratory group dances. While<br />
I’d like to think Wes Anderson understands<br />
the importance of spontaneous<br />
dance in everyday life, he<br />
probably just realized how visually<br />
appealing it is to watch stop-action<br />
woodland creatures dancing.<br />
There is also a strong supporting<br />
cast. As the best actor among them,<br />
it was unsurprising that Streep provided<br />
the most emotional moments.<br />
At one point she moves Fox to tears,<br />
and I might have gotten something<br />
in my eye at that same moment. Jason<br />
Schwartzman does a great job<br />
voicing the Foxes’ somewhat “different”<br />
son Ash, also because that character<br />
is very similar to characters he’s<br />
played for the past few years. Ash<br />
wants to be an athlete like his dad,<br />
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In England, animals wear suits during the work week.<br />
but his shortcomings become all<br />
the more apparent once his talented<br />
Cousin Kristofferson (Eric Anderson)<br />
moves in. The tension between<br />
them makes for an interesting and<br />
substantive subplot. Other notable<br />
characters include a spacey opossum<br />
sidekick (Wally Wolodarsky),<br />
his gruff lawyer, Badger (Bill Murray),<br />
and a scary French rat voiced<br />
by Willem Dafoe.<br />
The messages of the movie might<br />
have been accurate, but were maybe<br />
a little adult for a children’s film.<br />
There were two principle themes:<br />
one from the main plot, and one<br />
from the subplot. The subplot theme<br />
was a variation of “it’s okay to be<br />
different; everyone has their own<br />
strengths.” That was much better<br />
than the typical “it’s okay to be different;<br />
you can always have a montage<br />
makeover to become cool.”<br />
The main theme, however, was a<br />
little troubling. Fox’s chicanery inevitably<br />
leads to some dangerous consequences.<br />
He explains his actions as<br />
inevitable: He’s a wild animal who<br />
can’t control his nature. Though he<br />
apologizes for his actions, the movie<br />
never takes the theme beyond this<br />
idea. There is no lesson learned: Foxes<br />
will steal, and keep stealing, no<br />
matter how badly their consciences<br />
might twinge. While UVA students<br />
have already discovered that reality<br />
Financial Fiduciary*<br />
SBA Notebook: The Finals<br />
Countdown<br />
Dan Rosenthal ’10<br />
SBA President<br />
Thank you to everyone who filled<br />
out this year’s SBA Survey. We have<br />
gotten an excellent response rate<br />
and I think your responses will be<br />
very helpful in making sure that the<br />
SBA focuses on the issues you care<br />
about most the rest of the school<br />
year. I plan on detailing some of the<br />
highlights of the survey in a column<br />
early next semester.<br />
So I guess there is no denying it<br />
anymore: Finals are officially upon<br />
us. Although this is certainly not<br />
the most enjoyable time of the year<br />
for anyone, we at the SBA are firm<br />
believers in the healing powers of<br />
free coffee and pizza. With the help<br />
of BarBri, the SBA will be sponsoring<br />
periodic pizza and coffee breaks<br />
throughout the reading period and<br />
exam schedule. Keep an eye out for<br />
signs and emails to let you know<br />
when to emerge from your study<br />
hibernation for some much deserved<br />
sustenance.<br />
Need an outline to help you with<br />
your exam preparation? Have an<br />
outline that you believe is a work<br />
of art and should be admired by<br />
others? Visit the SBA Outline Bank<br />
at http://www.virginiasba.com/<br />
Eservices_ol.aspx. Since the Outline<br />
Bank is only as useful as the outlines<br />
it contains, I encourage you to take<br />
the time to browse through the outlines<br />
that are currently offered and<br />
firsthand this semester, I’m not sure<br />
it’s wise to tell children that a person<br />
(or animal) is incapable of changing<br />
their destructive habits. That’s a lesson<br />
they can take years to learn later<br />
through a string of failed relationships.<br />
Then again, Fantastic Mr. Fox<br />
is in reality a children’s movie for<br />
adults. While the cute animals and<br />
the visual jokes might appeal to<br />
children, the dialogue and themes<br />
submit your own as well. Come on,<br />
a well-formatted outline is as close<br />
to an arts and crafts project as a law<br />
student gets; you know you want to<br />
share yours.<br />
Unfortunately we are still working<br />
out some technical glitches<br />
with the Outline Bank so it might<br />
be difficult to upload your outlines<br />
under the “Fall 2009” dropdown<br />
menu. If this is the case, I would<br />
urge you to please include the line<br />
“This is a Fall 2009 outline” in the<br />
field labeled “Extra Description of<br />
Outline.” I know this is a bit annoying<br />
so I really do apologize for that.<br />
Again, thanks to all of you who<br />
have taken the time to upload your<br />
outlines.<br />
You should have already<br />
seen “RESERVED” signs placed<br />
throughout the library, Scott Commons,<br />
the fishbowl, and the Slaughter<br />
Conference Rooms signaling<br />
that these areas are reserved for law<br />
students and legal research only<br />
during the exam period. The library<br />
will have extended hours during<br />
this time and will be open from 6<br />
a.m.–2 a.m. on November 30–December<br />
17. Beginning December 3,<br />
law students wishing to study outside<br />
of the library can use WB 152.<br />
Non-law students can be directed<br />
to WB 154. Please, don’t all scream<br />
for joy at once.<br />
Good luck to all of you on your<br />
upcoming exams. Thanks for reading<br />
and have a great Winter Break.<br />
are intended for an adult audience.<br />
The kids will be so distracted by the<br />
animals leaping around wearing<br />
tweed clothing, however, that they<br />
won’t mind that they don’t really get<br />
why you’re laughing. Now is probably<br />
the time for me to make some<br />
lame closing joke about how Fantastic<br />
Mr. Fox is indeed fantastic. But<br />
we’re all sophisticated, articulate law<br />
students—I’m sure you can think of<br />
one on your own.<br />
Building Good Credit Can Save You Money, Help You Get a Job<br />
What is credit and why does it<br />
matter? What should law students<br />
know and do to ensure that they<br />
Benjamin Grosz ’11<br />
Columnist<br />
have good credit<br />
that will serve<br />
them well in life?<br />
Good credit can<br />
enable you to buy a car or house;<br />
bad credit can prevent you from getting<br />
a job or renting an apartment.<br />
If you’ve never heard of “FICO” or<br />
checked your “bureau report,” this<br />
column will help you understand<br />
what I’m talking about and what<br />
you can do so that credit is on your<br />
side.<br />
(As credit cards are part of any<br />
discussion of credit, I should disclose<br />
that I spent five years before<br />
law school working for Capital One,<br />
a major credit card company.)<br />
As always, I aim to offer practical<br />
tips and advice that you can use to<br />
improve your financial situation.<br />
Why Your Credit Matters<br />
Credit enables people to buy<br />
things without paying for them up<br />
front. This can be convenient and<br />
incredibly useful. On a small scale,<br />
when a friend spots you a dollar to<br />
buy a soda from the vending machines,<br />
they are extending you credit.<br />
On a larger scale, most Americans<br />
would be unable to purchase homes<br />
without credit as very few people<br />
have hundreds of thousands of dollars<br />
in spare cash. Similarly, credit<br />
in the form of student loans enables<br />
many to attend college.<br />
Credit involves the ability to borrow<br />
money; if you lack good credit<br />
you may be unable to borrow money<br />
or else it can cost you more to do<br />
so. If you have good credit you will<br />
probably find it much easier to borrow<br />
money.<br />
How people use credit also indicates<br />
their responsibility and trustworthiness.<br />
Employers regularly<br />
check the credit of job applicants<br />
and you can lose a job offer for having<br />
bad credit. Many landlords will<br />
check your credit when you apply<br />
for an apartment. Law firms, businesses,<br />
and government agencies<br />
tend not to want employees with a<br />
documented history of irresponsible<br />
behavior or dishonesty. Likewise,<br />
landlords prefer tenants with a demonstrated<br />
history of responsible behavior<br />
and timely payments.<br />
Your credit will even affect how<br />
much you have to pay for insurance.<br />
Companies have found that people<br />
who use credit responsibly tend to<br />
behave more responsibly generally.<br />
Because you’re less likely to be in a<br />
car accident or have an accidental<br />
fire, you pay less for insurance.<br />
Credit Scores & Bureaus<br />
Your credit score or “FICO score”<br />
is simply a number that is used to<br />
measure your creditworthiness.<br />
These scores range between 300<br />
and 850 with a higher score being<br />
better. A score above 720 is typically<br />
considered pretty good; below<br />
660 is not so good. As lenders are<br />
tightening credit standards during<br />
the current recession, you may<br />
need a score as high as 780 to get the<br />
most favorable (i.e. least costly) loan<br />
terms.<br />
Credit bureaus are companies<br />
that collect credit-related records<br />
on individuals. They gather information<br />
such as how much money<br />
you have borrowed, whether you<br />
pay it back as promised, whether<br />
you make payments on time, and<br />
whether there are legal judgments<br />
against you. The three major U.S.<br />
credit bureaus are Equifax, Experian,<br />
and TransUnion. Each has<br />
a massive database filled with information<br />
on you and every other<br />
American.<br />
Building Good Credit<br />
The best way to build good credit<br />
is to demonstrate that you use it responsibly.<br />
Pay your bills and loans<br />
on time. When you borrow money,<br />
pay it back as agreed. Avoid<br />
bankruptcy and default, as these<br />
can have a very negative impact<br />
on your credit. Most law students<br />
will have a credit history from their<br />
student loans. However, if you do<br />
not have any credit history, a credit<br />
card can be a good tool with which<br />
to build your history. I would recommend<br />
getting a no annual fee<br />
credit card to build credit, provided<br />
that you trust yourself not to go out<br />
and buy a bunch of things that you<br />
can’t afford. You don’t even need<br />
to use the card to build your credit<br />
history; you can keep it in a drawer.<br />
Check Your Credit Reports<br />
The best practice is to check<br />
your credit report from each major<br />
credit bureau once a year. There<br />
are three important reasons you<br />
should check your credit reports<br />
annually: (1) Credit bureaus make<br />
mistakes. You’re much better off<br />
finding (and correcting) any errors<br />
before they impact your ability to<br />
get a job, apartment, or loan, (2)<br />
Checking your credit reports can<br />
identify if you are ever a victim of<br />
identity theft, and (3) You can know<br />
the information that your prospective<br />
employer, landlord, or lender<br />
will see.<br />
The good news is that you can get<br />
your free credit reports annually at<br />
www.AnnualCreditReport.com. I<br />
would suggest that you either check<br />
all three reports at the same time<br />
once a year (simplest approach) or<br />
stagger them out and check a report<br />
from a different bureau every four<br />
months (to flag issues sooner).<br />
You should also be aware that<br />
many companies have set up websites<br />
that seem to offer “free” credit<br />
reports, but actually sign customers<br />
up for an expensive monthly credit<br />
service. Few people need these services.<br />
In fact, one particular website<br />
(freecreditreport.com) paid the FTC<br />
more than a million dollars to settle<br />
charges of deceiving consumers.<br />
To recap, credit really matters.<br />
You should use credit responsibly<br />
and monitor your credit reports annually.<br />
Starting these habits now<br />
can help you get a job, a cell phone,<br />
and an apartment. It can also save<br />
you thousands of dollars during the<br />
course of your life.<br />
email: blg3h@virginia.edu<br />
*Columnist’s Note: I strive to offer<br />
sincere, good faith advice in this<br />
column, although we do not legally<br />
enter into a fiduciary relationship<br />
when you read it.<br />
Benjamin Grosz ’11 is founder and<br />
principal of Grosz Financial Planning,<br />
LLC and is a candidate for CFP Board’s<br />
certification.
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Friday, 4 December 2009<br />
Exams: It’s Not What You Know, It’s Where<br />
You Don’t Know It<br />
Upon being informed this<br />
is my last column of the semester,<br />
it occurred to me that,<br />
Chris Mincher ’11<br />
Columnist<br />
more than likely,<br />
exams would be<br />
starting soon. Admittedly,<br />
some<br />
might be more tuned in to the<br />
academic calendar, but that’s<br />
only because these people are<br />
totally freaking themselves out<br />
about studying. Me? Studying<br />
doesn’t stress me out. Why<br />
would it? It’s not like professors<br />
are critiquing how well or<br />
long I study—hell, no one really<br />
even knows whether I bother<br />
to study or not! So that part’s<br />
easy. The tests, on the other<br />
hand . . . those sometimes give<br />
me trouble.<br />
People talk of the intense<br />
exam atmosphere: the rapid<br />
clicking of laptop keys, the<br />
hastened shuffling through<br />
papers, the bursts of profanity,<br />
the choked-back sobs, the<br />
wrenching screams of those<br />
who choose to fail with honor<br />
by submitting a death poem in<br />
lieu of an exam and committing<br />
somewhat inefficient seppuku<br />
with their Hogan & Hartson<br />
promotional pens. But the feeling<br />
I derive from lecture halls is<br />
far from acute panic caused by<br />
the high-pressure environment.<br />
Instead, for whatever reason,<br />
being in a classroom tends to<br />
quickly lull me into a fanciful<br />
world of sleepy daydreams,<br />
one where I’m roused every<br />
five minutes to check my email.<br />
This may have helped make<br />
the semester go by quickly,<br />
but it is decidedly unhelpful<br />
during the few hours I have to<br />
complete a test. As such, I’ve<br />
had to search out new venues<br />
in which to take exams, considering<br />
the many, many factors<br />
(other than “lack of legal<br />
knowledge”) that I have cited<br />
frequently to employers in excusing<br />
away disturbingly poor<br />
performance. Here, I share<br />
with you some tips on prime<br />
test-taking locales that have<br />
been oddly underutilized by<br />
the student body so far. This is<br />
perhaps because they are not<br />
technically designated examtaking<br />
areas; but how can you<br />
tell what you’re doing is wrong<br />
if there’s no honor pledge in the<br />
vicinity to remind you of it?<br />
The first thing to consider<br />
in choosing an exam space is<br />
whether your surroundings<br />
will compel fast work. I’ve<br />
surveyed the law school, and,<br />
for me, pretty much the entire<br />
complex does not fulfill this requirement.<br />
On the other hand,<br />
some of the most rapid work<br />
I’ve ever done has been completed<br />
in the front seat of my<br />
car. Sitting there, parked directly<br />
outside whatever venue<br />
at which the work is overdue,<br />
has, through the years, inspired<br />
many different levels<br />
of creative efficiency. With a<br />
laptop crammed up against<br />
the steering wheel, my cup of<br />
coffee sloshing as I continually<br />
bump my knee up against<br />
it, and stacks of disorganized<br />
papers hastily shoved up on<br />
the dashboard, certain truisms<br />
take hold: 1) I’m out of time; 2)<br />
I need to hand over something,<br />
anything at all, really; and 3)<br />
if I fail miserably, I probably<br />
needed to adopt more modest<br />
life ambitions anyway.<br />
Whereas a little informed<br />
stream-of-consciousness can<br />
usually help pad out a finished<br />
product, law school exams<br />
require a lot more. These<br />
realizations help open the<br />
floodgates, turning a stream<br />
of consciousness into a full-on<br />
debris-flow-of-consciousness,<br />
carrying damaged remnants of<br />
mangled legal information that<br />
surges unceremoniously onto<br />
the page. Plus, taking a final in<br />
the front seat of my car means<br />
that, even if the test is really going<br />
poorly, I can at least enjoy<br />
blasting my Whitesnake best-of<br />
CD as loud as I want while applying<br />
for jobs at RadioShack.<br />
Of course, staying inside the<br />
Law School has the benefit of<br />
extra time for mindlessly typing<br />
whatever pops into your<br />
head. The downside, however,<br />
is that one then has to deal with<br />
other students taking their exams<br />
as well. Some prefer to<br />
take their exams in Slaughter<br />
Hall, because, they say, there<br />
are fewer people in the rooms.<br />
Of course there are: Walking<br />
to Slaughter can take as long<br />
as two minutes—90 seconds of<br />
which immediately become a<br />
time advantage to competitors<br />
who rush into the first Withers-<br />
Brown lecture hall they see.<br />
I prefer to one-up even these<br />
folks, by taking my exam directly<br />
at the foot of the exam<br />
distribution table. When they<br />
hand me the test, I plop down<br />
Indian-style right there on the<br />
<br />
<br />
ground and get to work, saving<br />
as much as 15 or 20 seconds<br />
that would otherwise be wasted<br />
finding a room. Not only that,<br />
but immediately beginning<br />
your exam from the spot they<br />
hand it to you provides a competitive<br />
advantage, as others<br />
sprinting off to get started may<br />
trip over you, causing them, at<br />
best, serious injury, or, barring<br />
that, at least 25 more seconds of<br />
lost time. Ha! Suckers.<br />
Yes, being underfoot in the<br />
middle of the exam line may be<br />
somewhat annoying to others.<br />
But there certainly are ways to<br />
be more obnoxious: Few things<br />
are more agitating during an<br />
exam than those who believe<br />
the primary purpose of the time<br />
is to indulge in a four-hour<br />
meal. I actually have a strategy<br />
for the ever-present potato-chip<br />
consumption, letting it set a<br />
cadence to my typing; bobbing<br />
my head and hitting the keys<br />
rhythmically to the beat of percussive<br />
chomping, chewing,<br />
and lip-smacking, I can usually<br />
groove my way to a high word<br />
count. But I have a harder time<br />
dealing with the sizzle of chicken<br />
breasts cooking on a portable<br />
George Foreman USB iGrill<br />
(yes, this exists: http://www.<br />
thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml),<br />
or the overpowering<br />
smell of someone’s<br />
mother’s homemade chili simmering<br />
in a crockpot plugged in<br />
right next to their laptop. (Turn<br />
it on when the exam starts, and<br />
it’s ready to serve right around<br />
the fourth hour of the exam!) I<br />
don’t even know where to begin<br />
with that fellow who set up his<br />
own personal hot buffet.<br />
Even worse than the sounds<br />
and smells when students turn<br />
their exams into wild, outof-control,<br />
Roman-orgy-style<br />
photo by Allen Abrams ’10<br />
Good enough for reading the Law Weekly; good enough for an exam.<br />
binge-and-purge feasts is the<br />
inevitable hunger it causes in<br />
other test-takers. It can be a<br />
devastating distraction during<br />
the exam to realize that you’ve<br />
unwittingly crumpled up and<br />
eaten the essay questions before<br />
completing them. That’s<br />
why I suggest taking your exam<br />
crouched under the soup table<br />
in Sidley Austin Café. No matter<br />
where you go for your exam,<br />
someone’s going to be eating<br />
something, so you might as well<br />
just surround yourself with it.<br />
And when your stomach starts<br />
to growl, there’s always a ladlefull<br />
of piping hot clam chowder<br />
within arm’s reach.<br />
Of course, the aftereffects of<br />
all that exam-time dining need<br />
to be considered. Whether you<br />
simply drank too much coffee<br />
during the preceding allnighter<br />
or your self-packed<br />
smorgasbord has fueled an<br />
intense stress-related, bowelrelated<br />
emergency, nothing<br />
bleeds more time from your<br />
exam block than biology. Those<br />
shrewd students who don’t<br />
want to interrupt their exam to<br />
answer the call of nature may<br />
want to consider taking their<br />
test in a bathroom stall. Other<br />
benefits: somewhat more privacy,<br />
and an endless supply of<br />
notepaper.<br />
People may think these ideas<br />
are crazy. But you know what<br />
I think is crazy? Re-reading all<br />
those pages and pages of law<br />
books that you’ve already read<br />
before! Why not read something<br />
new? The new Stephen<br />
King novel got good reviews.<br />
This week, I’ll be relaxed and<br />
enjoying it, knowing that all<br />
these venues will once and for<br />
all solve all my exam-taking<br />
woes.<br />
email: cm7fa@virginia.edu<br />
faculty quotes<br />
F. Schauer: [A]nd thank you to<br />
whomever keeps quoting me in<br />
the Law Weekly. But the funniest<br />
quote of the semester has come<br />
from another professor, one who<br />
teaches another Evidence section<br />
and happens to be my partner/<br />
girlfriend/whatever-you-callit-for-people-as-old-as-I-am.<br />
She said in her class, “Why is he<br />
quoted all the time and I am never<br />
quoted? I live with the guy; trust<br />
me, he’s not that funny.”<br />
J. Moore: I am, by the way,<br />
throwing out crazy options here<br />
of what might take place. I do not<br />
believe that last one will happen.<br />
Nor any of the others, for that matter.<br />
M. Collins: I am feeling much<br />
better, not that you care. I figured<br />
out what was wrong with me after<br />
a couple of quick tests. This is<br />
not a joke: I’m allergic to The New<br />
York Times . . . to the newsprint!<br />
Does anyone think this is actionable?<br />
I’m up for a lawsuit and I’ve<br />
always wanted to own a newspaper.<br />
D. Brown: Note to self: Don’t<br />
call the wife when you’re trying to<br />
call the mistress.<br />
M. Collins: If the park ranger<br />
comes along and kicks out your<br />
fire, that’s informal adjudication.<br />
M. Gilbert: As it turns out, for<br />
a lot of people, sex is a major life<br />
activity.<br />
K. Abrams: This is like a walk<br />
of shame.<br />
D. Brown: Just to cut down on<br />
the whispering and the IMing,<br />
yes, I am attempting to grow a<br />
mustache. It’s for a group called<br />
“Mustaches for Kids.” We’re on<br />
Facebook; it’s totally legitimate. I<br />
swear it’s not as pedophile-ish as<br />
it sounds.<br />
K. Abraham: Every once in a<br />
while, a bird flies over and poops<br />
on my head.<br />
Student: I can’t think of an example<br />
that wouldn’t be graphic . . .<br />
K. Abrams: How do you think<br />
I feel?<br />
D. Brown: Being dressed better<br />
than the professor—not a good<br />
way to win points with this socalled<br />
“blind grading” thing . . .<br />
J. Cannon: You’re bringing rich<br />
people here [to Charlottesville]<br />
and they’re going to need affordable<br />
housing people to make their<br />
lives good.<br />
J. Jeffries: (interrupted midclass<br />
by mechanical noises from<br />
an adjacent room) You’re not dean<br />
for a year—no place to park, and<br />
they shampoo your rugs when<br />
they damn well want to.<br />
Student: There are millions and<br />
millions of people not in western<br />
Europe or America that feel differently!<br />
A. Simmons: But they don’t<br />
write books in English.<br />
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J. Jeffries: No one would have<br />
thought [separate black and white<br />
schools] were equal! Helen Keller<br />
wouldn’t have thought they were<br />
equal!<br />
M. Collins: If I remember correctly—and<br />
I do . . .