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<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />

“Freedom of religion, freedom of the press;<br />

freedom of persons under the protection of the<br />

habeas corpus; and trial by juries impartially<br />

selected, — these principles form the bright<br />

constellation which has gone before us, and<br />

guided our steps through an age of revelation<br />

and reformation.”<br />

THOMAS JEFFERSON<br />

Around<br />

North Grounds<br />

This Saturday marks the Sixth<br />

Annual Super Saturday. SBA encourages<br />

ALL law students to assist<br />

in the effort to build bridges<br />

between the <strong>Law</strong> School and the<br />

greater Charlottesville community.<br />

If you are interested in participating,<br />

you can sign up today in<br />

Hunton & Williams Hall. Super<br />

Saturday will kick off with bagels,<br />

doughnuts and coffee at the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School. After the projects are finished,<br />

SBA will host a beer and<br />

pizza party for the volunteers.<br />

•••<br />

Feb Club kicks off this Saturday<br />

night at Alderman Road. Will<br />

you be the one who has what it<br />

takes to make an appearance at<br />

every party this year<br />

•••<br />

Be sure to purchase your tickets<br />

to Barrister’s Ball, which will<br />

be held Saturday, February 6. Tickets<br />

will be sold in Hunton & Williams<br />

Hall through Tuesday. Save<br />

yourself some bucks and buy them<br />

in advance.<br />

•••<br />

Need a little break Members of<br />

the <strong>Law</strong> Christian Fellowship are<br />

once again volunteering their<br />

babysitting services for law students<br />

with children who have plans for<br />

Valentine’s Day evening. If you are<br />

interested, please drop a note in<br />

Amy Ashton’s mailbox or e-mail her<br />

at aca9w. Please respond by<br />

Wednesday, February 10.<br />

•••<br />

<strong>Law</strong>yer joke of the week: What<br />

do you get when you cross a bad<br />

politician with a crooked lawyer<br />

Chelsea Clinton.<br />

•••<br />

Thumbs down to<br />

one member of the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School Administration.<br />

The <strong>Law</strong><br />

<strong>Weekly</strong> was disappointed<br />

that while reporting this<br />

week’s story on scheduling, officials<br />

at Stanford and Chicago <strong>Law</strong><br />

Schools as well as the U.Va.<br />

Provost’s and Dean Scott’s office<br />

spoke with us, but this administrator<br />

was too busy to speak with us on<br />

short notice. ANG does not see how<br />

the administration of this <strong>Law</strong><br />

School can expect to communicate<br />

with the students if the administrators<br />

will not answer questions from<br />

the student newspaper. We urge all<br />

members of the <strong>Law</strong> School faculty<br />

and staff to take our calls when we<br />

have questions. We know you’re<br />

busy but the students want to know<br />

what’s going on.<br />

•••<br />

The Dillard Fellow tryout can be<br />

completed during any consecutive<br />

three-day period between Friday,<br />

February 5 and Monday, March 1.<br />

The tryout packet may be picked up<br />

from Phyllis Harris in WB 348a.<br />

The tryout is open to first-year and<br />

second-year students.<br />

•••<br />

Christmas in April needs your<br />

help! CiA is a volunteer organiza-<br />

see ANG page 5<br />

Bet You Don't Know<br />

...why we have classes on<br />

Martin Luther King’s<br />

birthday.<br />

For details, see page 3.<br />

The Newspaper of the University of <strong>Virginia</strong> School of <strong>Law</strong> Since 1948<br />

Vol. 51, No. 14. Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999 Subscriptions Available<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School Set for Super Saturday<br />

by Don Cole ’00<br />

With the anticipation of the fast<br />

approaching Feb Club season, many<br />

U.Va. <strong>Law</strong> students will spend tomorrow<br />

giving something back to<br />

the Charlottesville community before<br />

immersing themselves in the<br />

shameless excesses of partying.<br />

file photo by J. Todd White<br />

Over 130 law students participated in last<br />

year’s Super Saturday.<br />

Tomorrow is the annual Super<br />

Saturday event, otherwise known<br />

as the American Bar Association’s<br />

“work-a-day” program. This is the<br />

sixth year that U.Va. has participated<br />

on the Saturday before the<br />

Super Bowl.<br />

Second-year event organizers<br />

Students<br />

Debut<br />

New CD<br />

by Doug Mintz ’99<br />

Many students often ask themselves<br />

“What Am I” during their<br />

three years at the <strong>Law</strong> School. When<br />

third-years Alex Ritchie, Ben<br />

Hadley, Vijay Shanker, second-year<br />

Scott Dangler and Keith Berets —<br />

the husband of Lenora Reynolds ‘98<br />

— asked themselves that question,<br />

they decided they were, in part, rock<br />

musicians.<br />

“The album title [What Am I] has<br />

nothing to do with <strong>Law</strong> School,” said<br />

Ritchie. “It’s the name of the first<br />

song, which is a song I wrote about<br />

relationships and what women<br />

want.”<br />

Nonetheless, over Winter Break,<br />

Momma Shanks released their selfproduced<br />

and self-published album.<br />

The group performed last night before<br />

a crowd of law students at “The<br />

Bomb Shelter,” a local bar.<br />

The law students in the band<br />

released the album at an unusual<br />

time: just a semester before they<br />

join the work force as attorneys.<br />

“We all had a bunch of songs we<br />

wanted to put together. And when<br />

we got together to play, the songs<br />

sounded good,” said Ritchie.<br />

The band expects the CD to serve<br />

more as a memory. “Assuming nothing<br />

happens with getting signed, I<br />

just look at it as…” started Ritchie<br />

before Shanker interrupted.<br />

“Something that will last forever,”<br />

said Shanker.<br />

Ritchie agreed, noting, “[It’s] more<br />

to have something to show our kids,<br />

than to become rock stars.”<br />

Yet law school scheduling could<br />

interfere with any chance of hitting<br />

it big over the next several months.<br />

see MOMMA SHANKS page 3<br />

Andy Wright and Mike Kalata expect<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> to continue to have<br />

one of the highest rates of participation<br />

in the country. According to<br />

Wright, about 150 students are expected<br />

to participate this year, exceeding<br />

last year’s total of 130.<br />

Kalata was encouraged by these<br />

figures. “We’d like to see<br />

U.Va. continue to be<br />

among the leaders in participation<br />

and it appears<br />

that it is going to happen,”<br />

he said.<br />

The day kicks off with<br />

bagels, doughnuts and coffee<br />

in the Withers-Brown<br />

coffee lounge at 8 a.m. and<br />

concludes with a beer and<br />

pizza party in Ivy Gardens<br />

at 5 p.m. after the<br />

projects have been completed.<br />

This year’s projects provide<br />

students with a wide<br />

range of community service<br />

choices. “We have everything<br />

from a Habitat<br />

for Humanity home<br />

project to pet therapy with<br />

the elderly,” said Kalata.<br />

Many of the agencies<br />

students will serve this<br />

year have participated in the past.<br />

Wright believes that this reflects<br />

positively on the impression the<br />

law students have left behind. “The<br />

groups have been excited about<br />

having us back,” he said.<br />

The projects also serve many<br />

different groups in need. “We’ve<br />

tried to create an array of projects<br />

that deal with people ranging from<br />

the elderly to children to women’s<br />

issues,” said Wright.<br />

The agencies are not the only<br />

ones happy to see Super Saturday<br />

return. “I participated last year and<br />

had a great time. I am looking forward<br />

to [tomorrow],” said second<br />

year Ken Strachan.<br />

Student enthusiasm for the day’s<br />

events seems high. “It’s a great<br />

opportunity to get out and help the<br />

community,” said second-year Julie<br />

MacLaren.<br />

“It gives you a chance to work<br />

with people from the law school<br />

that you might not otherwise get to<br />

meet,” added second-year Todd<br />

Ellinwood.<br />

Most of the volunteers are simply<br />

looking for an opportunity to do<br />

something in the community. “It’s<br />

something we should do more often,”<br />

said first-year McKenzie<br />

Webster, project coordinator for the<br />

Riverdale Seniors Center.<br />

“We spend a lot of time studying<br />

and worrying about grades. It’s<br />

nice to spend a few hours doing<br />

something else,” she added.<br />

Other volunteers have a continuing<br />

interest in the organizations.<br />

First-year Amy Meyer volunteers<br />

with the International Refugee<br />

Committee (IRC), which recently<br />

opened a branch in Charlottesville.<br />

She will serve as the project coordinator<br />

for the Focus Women’s Resource<br />

Center project. The Center<br />

operates a flea market that supplies<br />

clothing to refugees in the area.<br />

“I’m encouraging all of the people<br />

by Sarah Ostergaard ’01<br />

It provides 40 percent of the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School’s budget and currently controls<br />

over $100 million dollars intended<br />

for use around the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School. It is the <strong>Law</strong> School Foundation,<br />

tucked away up on the third<br />

floor of Slaughter Hall, and it affects<br />

almost every corner of the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School and all of its activities.<br />

Nearly all of the funds raised by<br />

the Foundation go to activities<br />

that touch the lives of<br />

law students every day. For<br />

instance, according to Executive<br />

Director of the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School Foundation David<br />

Ibbeken, the Foundation<br />

funds many professorships<br />

and scholarships in addition<br />

to supporting the law<br />

library.<br />

The most prominent recent<br />

expenditure of the<br />

Foundation was the renovation<br />

of the <strong>Law</strong> School,<br />

for which the Foundation<br />

raised approximately $30<br />

million.<br />

“We have paid all the bills<br />

[for the renovation], and we<br />

still have pledges coming<br />

in,” said Ibbeken.<br />

John Corse, Senior Director<br />

of Development for<br />

the Foundation noted the<br />

many special programs<br />

funded by the Foundation, including<br />

the Mary Parsons Ethical Values<br />

Seminars, the Oceans <strong>Law</strong> and<br />

Policy course, the Appellate Judges<br />

program, and the Public Service<br />

Center. Many of the newer <strong>Law</strong><br />

School programs are the result of<br />

directed donations from alumni.<br />

The Foundation has two major<br />

sources of income: donations from<br />

alumni and their friends and earnings<br />

from the Foundation’s endowment.<br />

Corse, Ibbeken and many of the<br />

primary fundraisers for the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School are graduates of the school<br />

themselves. These alums act as eager<br />

advocates for their alma mater’s<br />

various activities as they travel<br />

around the country to meet with<br />

other alumni.<br />

This extensive financial support<br />

of the <strong>Law</strong> School has not always<br />

on my project to donate clothes to<br />

the flea market,” said Meyer.<br />

Wright hopes that tomorrow’s<br />

events will serve as a springboard<br />

to greater law student involvement<br />

within the Charlottesville community.<br />

“There are many needs in the<br />

Charlottesville community beyond<br />

Super Saturday,” said Wright. “We<br />

hope to use Super Saturday as a<br />

means to get students involved in<br />

more activities sponsored by the<br />

SBA Pro Bono Committee throughout<br />

the year.”<br />

Super Saturday represents the<br />

culmination of weeks of effort on<br />

the part of Wright and Kalata.<br />

“Andy and Mike have done a<br />

fantastic job organizing Super Saturday,”<br />

said second-year <strong>Virginia</strong><br />

Quale.<br />

While most of the projects have<br />

been fully staffed by volunteers,<br />

there is space for some last-minute<br />

additions. “Many of the outdoor<br />

events such as the one at the park<br />

are expandable. If someone shows<br />

up looking to help, we can find something<br />

for them to do,” said Wright.<br />

In addition to those mentioned<br />

by Wright and Kalata, students will<br />

also be volunteering at these and<br />

other locations:<br />

• Ronald McDonald House: preparing<br />

a meal for the residents and<br />

repairing an old phone booth.<br />

• Shelter for Help and Emergency:<br />

cleaning rooms and playing<br />

with guest children.<br />

• Venable Elementary School:<br />

beautification and improvement of<br />

school park.<br />

They Show Us The Money: The<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School Foundation<br />

courtesy of the <strong>Law</strong> School<br />

David Ibbeken<br />

been the province of the Foundation.<br />

Ibbeken explained the changes<br />

he has seen in the 20 years since he<br />

came to the Foundation.<br />

“When I came in 1979, we were<br />

providing roughly 5% of the budget,<br />

said Ibbeken. “Now, with all of the<br />

private resources, we provide about<br />

40% of the budget. What we are able<br />

to provide is no longer what Hardy<br />

Dillard called ‘the margin of excellence;’<br />

it is lifeblood support for the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School.”<br />

There are a number of reasons<br />

for the Foundation’s growing significance<br />

to the <strong>Law</strong> School budget.<br />

“Part is the declining funding from<br />

the state, and part is that our alumni<br />

have been very receptive,” said<br />

Ibbeken.<br />

The Foundation targets gifts over<br />

$100,000 and other such “leadership<br />

gifts” from alumni and institutional<br />

donors such as large law<br />

firms blessed with a strong representation<br />

of U.Va. alumni among<br />

their numbers.<br />

As the <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> previously<br />

reported, on September 4 the<br />

Foundation officially reached the<br />

$100 million mark in funds under<br />

management, joining only four<br />

other law schools in the country<br />

in controlling that much money.<br />

The original goal of $50 million<br />

was passed very early in the Capital<br />

Campaign, which will continue<br />

through December 2000, Corse<br />

explained.<br />

In 1952 the <strong>Law</strong> School Foundation<br />

was created to receive a<br />

$24,000 gift, and by 1968 the<br />

Foundation had over $2 million<br />

under management. When<br />

Ibbeken came in 1979, over $5<br />

million was under the<br />

Foundation’s management.<br />

With such a successful record<br />

of continuously increasing<br />

fundraising, the Foundation’s hope<br />

to raise between $125 and $150<br />

million by the end of the Capital<br />

Campaign appears to be realistic.<br />

The Foundation is also receptive<br />

to the opinions of current students.<br />

“It is important that the students<br />

understand what we’re here for,<br />

what we’re trying to achieve, and<br />

what we do,” said Foundation Treasurer<br />

Elizabeth Wharton.<br />

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2 Editorials<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999<br />

Super Saturday: It’s Fantastic<br />

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that this weekend<br />

is Super Bowl weekend.<br />

You might not know that it’s also Super Saturday weekend.<br />

Super Saturday, to the uninitiated, is the <strong>Law</strong> School’s day of service<br />

— a day when law students fan out into the greater Charlottesville area<br />

to give back to our host community.<br />

A number of different projects are planned, including: recording<br />

projects for the blind and dyslexic, meal cooking at the Ronald McDonald<br />

House, and the traditional Habitat for Humanity event.<br />

It’s one of the few times that law students get together to do<br />

something for others, especially those outside of our close-knit grounds.<br />

UVa has traditionally had one of the highest participation rates for<br />

events of this kind among U.S. law schools, and judging by the sign-up<br />

sheets in Hunton & Williams Hall, this year’s extravaganza promises to<br />

be no exception.<br />

The day is, justifiably, a source of pride for the <strong>Law</strong> School and one<br />

of the more meaningful events on the annual calendar.<br />

What’s disappointing, though, is that for too many law students, their<br />

service to others begins and ends on Super Saturday.<br />

Everyone already knows that we as law students tend to isolate<br />

ourselves from the rest of the University.<br />

We’re our own little world up here, and we don’t even see Darden<br />

students all that much (not that that’s necessarily a bad thing, of<br />

course).<br />

However, we also tend to ignore Charlottesville itself, unless it’s to<br />

complain — about the traffic, the small size, the lack of social options,<br />

etc.<br />

It’s telling that an event like Super Saturday receives so much<br />

attention every January. The reason that it does so is that we don’t really<br />

do much the other 364 days of the year.<br />

To be sure, there are some notable activities in which law students<br />

are involved that strive to reach out to our neighbors, but these are few<br />

and far between.<br />

The overall level of true service to others is strikingly low.<br />

This isn’t to knock Super Saturday. But it is a chance for all of us to<br />

get more involved in this little town we call home for the better part of<br />

three years.<br />

At the risk of sounding too much like a cheesy holiday greeting card,<br />

the spirit of Super Saturday should remain strong throughout the entire<br />

academic year.<br />

Everyone should feel encouraged to get involved tomorrow; there’s a<br />

tremendous satisfaction that comes from helping others in need. There<br />

are many worthy projects that could use our talents, creativity and<br />

sheer manual labor. And it doesn’t even have to be for the entire day or<br />

morning: several projects have very manageable time slots.<br />

The point, however, is that the helping shouldn’t stop there. U.Va.<br />

students should also use tomorrow as a springboard into other activities<br />

and into getting involved with the “rest” of Charlottesville itself.<br />

After all, if we want the town and county to think of us as a welcome<br />

presence and a good neighbor, we really should do our part to earn their<br />

admiration and respect.<br />

Editorial Policy<br />

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to publish all materials meeting our guidelines, we regret that not all submissions received can be published.<br />

Staff<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />

Editorial Board<br />

Ben Fox<br />

Executive Editor<br />

Kristina Dell<br />

News Editor<br />

Marc Cohn<br />

Photography Editor<br />

Associate Editors<br />

Ben Block<br />

Associate News Editor<br />

Amy Collins<br />

Associate News Editor<br />

Andy Lippstone<br />

Associate Features Editor<br />

Doug Mintz<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

Mandeep Dhillon<br />

Managing Editor<br />

Sarah Shalf<br />

Production Editor<br />

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Features Editor<br />

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Copy Editor<br />

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Associate Features Editor<br />

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Associate Production Editor<br />

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© 1999 <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />

Save The Planet: Recycling in the <strong>Law</strong> School<br />

I know you are busy — we<br />

all are. But please, take two<br />

minutes to read this article.<br />

Recycling is an easy way to<br />

protect the environment, and in<br />

this article, I tell you just<br />

how simple it is to do<br />

your part. I am a 3L, and<br />

this year I am the<br />

recycling coordinator for<br />

the Environmental <strong>Law</strong><br />

Forum (ELF). This letter<br />

will describe some of the<br />

recycling opportunities at<br />

the <strong>Law</strong> School<br />

Cans & Bottles: The<br />

blue recycling bins around<br />

the <strong>Law</strong> School collect<br />

cans and bottles. You may<br />

place aluminum, steel, or<br />

tin cans in the cans bins,<br />

as well as aluminum foil.<br />

In the bottles bins, you may place<br />

any color glass bottles or jars, but<br />

no pyrex or plate glass. You may<br />

also deposit numbers one or two<br />

recyclable plastic — look for the<br />

triangle on the plastic for the<br />

number. Please remove all lids<br />

before recycling plastic or glass<br />

bottles.<br />

Please don’t put garbage in<br />

these bins — someone will<br />

eventually have to fish out every<br />

piece of trash you deposit. Finally,<br />

please place only EMPTY cans<br />

and bottles in these bins —<br />

leftover soda makes a huge mess.<br />

<strong>Paper</strong>: The easiest way to<br />

recycle paper is to place it in one<br />

of the four “mixed paper” bins<br />

near the student mailboxes in<br />

Hunton & Williams Hall. Note<br />

that these bins are now “mixed<br />

paper” and thus can accept almost<br />

any kind of paper. However,<br />

please don’t put paper ream<br />

wrappers, paper towels, plastic, or<br />

garbage in these bins.<br />

The other big paper recycling<br />

program is especially important<br />

Welcome back to the New Year!<br />

Your SBA hit the ground running<br />

in 1999 with the following projects<br />

Amy Todd, a thirdyear<br />

law student, is<br />

SBA President.<br />

and initiatives:<br />

Sixth Annual Super Saturday:<br />

Pro Bono Chairs Mike Kalata<br />

and Andy Wright have gone above<br />

and beyond the call of duty working<br />

to organize this event. Tomorrow,<br />

January 30, known nationally<br />

as the American Bar<br />

Association’s “work-a-day” program,<br />

is a day of service given by<br />

the students of <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> to the<br />

Charlottesville community. Student<br />

volunteers traditionally perform<br />

projects for charitable and<br />

community service organizations<br />

on the Saturday of Super Bowl<br />

weekend.<br />

Some of this year’s projects include<br />

pet therapy for residents of<br />

Jefferson Eldercare, painting facilities<br />

at Hilltop Child Care Center,<br />

working with kids through<br />

Charlottesville parks and recreation,<br />

preparing a meal at the<br />

Ronald McDonald house, working<br />

on low income housing construction<br />

with Habitat for Humanity,<br />

and cleaning facilities and visiting<br />

with residents of the Shelter for<br />

Help in Emergency.<br />

This is the Sixth Annual Super<br />

Saturday, and for the past five<br />

years, <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> has had one of<br />

Letter to the Editor<br />

for law school staff and student<br />

organizations. Certain rooms<br />

around the <strong>Law</strong> School, like SL<br />

126 and 263, have been<br />

photo by Marc Cohn<br />

<strong>Law</strong> students can help save the<br />

environment by recycling.<br />

designated recycling rooms.<br />

These rooms have shelves with<br />

small specially marked boxes on<br />

them.<br />

Please fill these boxes with<br />

paper and put them on the shelves.<br />

University Recycling empties<br />

them weekly. There are two<br />

boxes, one for revenue paper and<br />

one for non-revenue paper. The<br />

labels on the boxes explain what<br />

may be recycled in each.<br />

I highly recommend this<br />

program to every student<br />

organization at the <strong>Law</strong> School,<br />

especially the journals. Keep<br />

recycling boxes in your office and<br />

put them in the recycling rooms<br />

when they are full.<br />

Books: When you have<br />

books to recycle, like old text<br />

books you can’t resell, use the<br />

boxes in the recycling rooms<br />

mentioned above. Place softcover<br />

books in any of the boxes with<br />

non-revenue paper labels. For a<br />

hardcover book, rip the covers off<br />

and throw them in the garbage,<br />

then put the rest of the book in<br />

any of the boxes with non-revenue<br />

SBA Notebook<br />

the highest participation rates in<br />

the country. We hope to continue<br />

the tradition this year, but to do so<br />

we need YOUR help! We sincerely<br />

encourage all of you to assist in<br />

this tremendous effort to build<br />

bridges between the <strong>Law</strong> School<br />

and greater Charlottesville communities.<br />

The event will occur tomorrow<br />

and will likely span a significant<br />

portion of the day, with various<br />

projects beginning and ending at<br />

different times. We will kick off the<br />

day with bagels, doughnuts and<br />

coffee at the <strong>Law</strong> School. After the<br />

projects are finished, the SBA will<br />

host a beer and pizza party for the<br />

volunteers. If you are interested in<br />

participating and did not sign up<br />

on the posted lists, please call Andy<br />

Wright or Mike Kalata at 979-6285.<br />

We hope to see you out there! (Many<br />

thanks to Andy Wright and Mike<br />

Kalata for contributing this section<br />

of the SBA Notebook this<br />

week.)<br />

SBA / BLSA Book Exchange:<br />

The Black <strong>Law</strong> Students Association<br />

provided the resources to run<br />

the book exchange for students this<br />

semester. Thanks to Dana Williams,<br />

Carlos Brown, and Melanie<br />

Hart, among many others, for your<br />

long hours and hard work providing<br />

a service that saves students a<br />

substantial amount of money.<br />

Barrister’s Ball: Co-Chairs<br />

second-year Hillary Cherry and<br />

third-year Carine Saddy are pulling<br />

together yet another rip-roaring<br />

law school prom, planned for<br />

the night of February 6 at the Omni<br />

labels.<br />

Beyond these specific tips, be<br />

conscious of what you use and<br />

how you use it. Reduce the<br />

amount of garbage you generate<br />

by purchasing products with<br />

minimal packaging. Also, please<br />

avoid plastic or styrofoam<br />

products that are neither reusable<br />

nor recyclable.<br />

Your efforts can make a<br />

difference. In 1997, U.Va.<br />

students recycled over 31 tons of<br />

aluminum and steel, 2.6 tons of<br />

plastic, 52 tons of glass, and<br />

almost 1000 tons of paper. One<br />

ton of recycled paper saves 3,700<br />

pounds of lumber and 24,000<br />

gallons of water. Recycling cuts<br />

down on landfill, as well.<br />

Lastly, I wish to make three<br />

specific recommendations. First,<br />

volunteer next year to help<br />

monitor and empty the recycling<br />

bins at the law school. One hour<br />

for the entire year is all it takes.<br />

Second, this spring ELF will<br />

be looking for someone to be<br />

recycling coordinator for next<br />

year. This job is really pretty easy.<br />

Call me at (804) 556-6628 or<br />

email me at rwh7s@virginia.edu if<br />

you are interested.<br />

Third, if you have any<br />

recycling questions or suggestions,<br />

please call me or email me at the<br />

number or address above, or<br />

contact the University’s Office of<br />

Recycling and Environmental<br />

Information at 982-5033.<br />

Finally, thank you to the<br />

almost this 50 volunteers who<br />

signed up this year to help monitor<br />

and empty the blue recycling bins<br />

around the law school.<br />

Sincerely,<br />

Bob Hughes<br />

ELF Recycling Chair<br />

Hotel. If you haven’t bought your<br />

tickets yet, be on the look-out for<br />

more ticket sales in Hunton-Williams<br />

Hall today and this coming<br />

Monday and Tuesday.<br />

Yearbooks, Yearbooks, Yearbooks!<br />

Yearbook Co-Chairs Ronit<br />

“Can’t Beat Ronit” Gechter and<br />

Jim “Woody” Woodward have been<br />

distributing the 1998 Yearbooks<br />

during the past week.<br />

If you have pictures that you<br />

would like to see in the 1999 Yearbook,<br />

be sure to place them in the<br />

cardboard box in Hunton-Williams<br />

Hall! Ronit and Woody are also<br />

looking for your suggestions on<br />

making a new and improved,<br />

memorable yearbook this year, so<br />

if you have any ideas, be sure to let<br />

them know.<br />

Thanks to Cortland Kelly<br />

and the Students Records Staff:<br />

Returning to law school for the<br />

semester can often be a traumatic<br />

experience, especially in light of<br />

the need to return our bright fluorescent<br />

form to the Student Records<br />

office before 5 P.M. or risk being<br />

dropped from our classes.<br />

Dean Gillette and the records<br />

staff, along with the help of Good<br />

Samaritan Cortland Kelly, made<br />

every effort to get in touch with<br />

students who were running close<br />

to the deadline, including making<br />

phone calls and circling the <strong>Law</strong><br />

School building in search of tardy<br />

students. Due in large part to their<br />

efforts, less than five students were<br />

dropped from their classes this semester<br />

– thanks for looking out for<br />

us!


MOMMA SHANKS<br />

continued from page 1<br />

At a lunch meeting, Shanker and<br />

Hadley determined they each had<br />

class on the “B” weekend schedule,<br />

while Dangler has class on the “A”<br />

schedule. As a result, a member<br />

has class on every Friday and Saturday<br />

of the semester.<br />

“We’ll have to go to class tired,”<br />

said Shanker.<br />

Playing in a band while attending<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School has created some<br />

other unusual moments for the<br />

band.<br />

Dangler recalled working on his<br />

journal tryout while waiting for a<br />

show to begin last spring. “I was<br />

doing the journal tryout backstage<br />

at Trax [a local club],” Dangler said.<br />

“They set up the equipment on the<br />

stage while I was trying to read all<br />

those cases.”<br />

Hadley feels that the band members’<br />

status as future lawyers hurts<br />

their reputation as musicians. One<br />

band for whom Momma Shanks<br />

opened a show last year “gave off a<br />

weird vibe” when they found out the<br />

members were law students. However,<br />

Ritchie said the band told him<br />

Momma Shanks was the best band<br />

they played with on the tour.<br />

Nonetheless, the band members<br />

agreed with Hadley’s assessment<br />

that “the fewer people [outside the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School] that know we’re law<br />

students, the better.<br />

<strong>Law</strong> school, however, has provided<br />

inspiration for at least one of<br />

the songs on the album. Ritchie<br />

wrote “Waste Away” after taking<br />

Professor Ken Abraham’s first-year<br />

Torts exam. “The song comes off as<br />

a cynicism of higher education in<br />

general,” said Ritchie.<br />

Some of the lyrics from “Waste<br />

Away”: “Waste away, sleeping night<br />

and day; teacher says your future’s<br />

bright; loans and loans I hope they’re<br />

right; get it out — your money.”<br />

Despite the rigors of coordinating<br />

law school and a band schedule,<br />

the members hold hope of achieving<br />

some success this semester.<br />

Hadley has<br />

worked to distribute the<br />

CD throughout the region.<br />

“We’re trying to<br />

get our CDs to college<br />

[radio] stations anywhere<br />

in the mid-Atlantic,”<br />

said Hadley.<br />

“We’re sending them as<br />

far west as Tennessee<br />

and as far north as<br />

Ohio.”<br />

Hadley jokingly<br />

added, “We’re huge in<br />

Belgium,” before noting<br />

the band has also attempted<br />

to send the CD<br />

to an “independent label<br />

in [Washington,]<br />

D.C.” Hadley has also<br />

distributed the disc to<br />

university fraternities, which has<br />

“required us learning a whole new<br />

group of [cover] songs.”<br />

Finally, Hadley said his sister<br />

“used to work as a publicist for Spin<br />

magazine in New York,” and that<br />

she is helping with the band’s publicity.<br />

The band hopes to play more<br />

dates after last night’s show. “We’d<br />

be willing to travel anywhere in the<br />

SEC [Southeastern Conference]<br />

area,” said Hadley.<br />

Despite all of Hadley’s work to<br />

promote the band, the members<br />

recognize the limitations that their<br />

future careers place on any potential<br />

success. “It’s hard to set longterm<br />

goals when we only have one<br />

semester left,” said Ritchie. “It’s<br />

kind of like, ‘how lucky can we get in<br />

one semester’”<br />

Despite the narrow window for<br />

success, if the band hits paydirt this<br />

semester, at least one member who<br />

did not want to be named said he’d<br />

“quit [his law firm job] in a second.”<br />

The other members were not so<br />

certain they would give up their<br />

careers so quickly.<br />

News<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999 3<br />

From top left, clockwise: 2L Scott Dangler,<br />

3L Alex Ritchie, Keith Berets, 3L Vijay<br />

Shanker, 3L Ben Hadley are Momma<br />

Shanks<br />

Dangler, who will not graduate<br />

until 2000, has other plans for next<br />

year. “I’m going to start a ’70s funk<br />

band.”<br />

Those who have seen Momma<br />

Shanks play at their local performances<br />

will recognize the band’s<br />

unique sound. However, the members<br />

did not want to identify any<br />

particular influences on the band.<br />

“We don’t want to pigeonhole ourselves,”<br />

said Shanker.<br />

“It’s much better for the listener<br />

to tell us what they think it sounds<br />

like,” said Hadley.<br />

Ritchie believes the band can’t<br />

be pigeonholed because each of the<br />

band members brings a different<br />

sound to the mix. “Keith brought in<br />

one song and [Vijay] added a drum<br />

part and [Scott] added a U2-guitar<br />

part,” said Ritchie.<br />

“It’s a compilation of different<br />

sources,” said Dangler of the band’s<br />

sound.<br />

<strong>Law</strong> students may purchase the<br />

CD directly from the members of<br />

the band or from Courts and Commerce<br />

in the <strong>Law</strong> School for $10.00.<br />

Holidays and the J.D.<br />

by Amy Collins ’01<br />

Martin Luther King Day, Labor<br />

Day, Veterans Day, Columbus Day,<br />

Presidents’ Day: what do these holidays<br />

have in common<br />

They are all public holidays the<br />

U.Va. School of <strong>Law</strong> busily ignores.<br />

This semester began on Lee-Jackson-King<br />

Day, in a refusal to hold<br />

out just one more day in honor of<br />

Lee, Jackson, and King.<br />

The office of <strong>Law</strong> School Dean<br />

Robert E. Scott said the University<br />

has created the policy of keeping<br />

the school open on holidays.<br />

The University remains open<br />

on holidays so that it can comply<br />

with guidelines set by academic<br />

certification bodies. “We are the<br />

same as most of our sister schools<br />

in the region,” said Associate Provost<br />

for Academic Support Shirley<br />

Menaker.<br />

Menaker said that if the<br />

Univeristy closed for a holiday it<br />

would require ending each semester<br />

later or starting each semester<br />

earlier.<br />

“It’s like the snow days for the<br />

kids in elementary school,” said<br />

Menaker.<br />

However, research shows that<br />

U.Va. is one of few comparable law<br />

schools with an academic calendar<br />

scheduled without regard for these<br />

public holidays. The University of<br />

Michigan, Stanford <strong>Law</strong> School and<br />

Harvard <strong>Law</strong> School all observe<br />

Martin Luther King Day.<br />

George Mason School of <strong>Law</strong><br />

(also in <strong>Virginia</strong>) does have school<br />

on Lee-Jackson-King day, but honors<br />

Labor Day, Columbus Day, and<br />

Memorial and Independence days<br />

during their summer session.<br />

<strong>Law</strong> schools vary greatly in the<br />

number of holidays and the selection<br />

of holidays observed.<br />

According to the Stanford <strong>Law</strong><br />

School’s Registrar’s office, the only<br />

holiday Stanford observes in addition<br />

to Martin Luther King Day is<br />

Presidents’ Day, and Harvard<br />

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boasts a unique holiday approach,<br />

granting Columbus Day and Veterans<br />

Day holidays only for first-years.<br />

However, the entire school is closed<br />

on Martin Luther King Day.<br />

According to Jennie Pavesic at<br />

the University of Chicago’s<br />

Registrar’s office, the law school<br />

there does not observe any holidays<br />

besides Thanksgiving.<br />

The standards put forth by the<br />

American Bar Association shed<br />

some light on the situation. According<br />

to Standard 304(a) of the American<br />

Bar Association, each law student<br />

must take not fewer than 1,120<br />

class hours to receive a J.D.<br />

Like Stanford, U.Va. requires 86<br />

credits for graduation, and each<br />

semester is 14 weeks long. Therefore,<br />

the graduating U.Va. law student<br />

has taken 1204 hours, exceeding<br />

the requirement by 84 hours.<br />

However, ABA Standard 304(b)<br />

requires that a school year be no<br />

less than 140 days (not counting the<br />

exam period). If the law school closed<br />

for a holiday, it would have to schedule<br />

an additional day for classes,<br />

even though the minimum hour<br />

requirement would still have been<br />

met.<br />

Further, students are reluctant<br />

to relinquish the lengthy winter<br />

break, which is longer than comparable<br />

breaks at Michigan, Stanford,<br />

Harvard, and the University of<br />

Chicago.<br />

“It would be nice to have some of<br />

the national holidays off, but if it<br />

means cutting short the winter<br />

break I would rather leave the schedule<br />

the way it is,” said first-year<br />

Christy Noneman.<br />

“I really enjoyed the winter break;<br />

it was much longer than the breaks<br />

I had as an undergrad,” said firstyear<br />

Catherine Morgen.<br />

Some students, however, would<br />

prefer a slightly abbreviated winter<br />

break and a couple of shorter weeks<br />

during the semester.<br />

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4 Features<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999<br />

Gearing Up for Super Sunday<br />

Predicting What Could Be the Best Super Bowl in Years<br />

by Brian Wise ’00<br />

Unfortunately, the <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />

wouldn’t pay for me to fly to Miami<br />

and cover the Super Bowl for the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School. Instead, like the rest of<br />

you, I will watch what could be the<br />

best Super Bowl in years on Fox.<br />

The Falcons How could this<br />

team be in the Super Bowl Most<br />

memories of the Falcons involve<br />

Jerry Glanville, a run-and-shoot<br />

offense, and a team that just stunk.<br />

Atlanta was respectable last year,<br />

mostly because of a strong defense,<br />

but few picked them to go to the<br />

playoffs this year and most assumed<br />

that they would have a forgettable<br />

7-9 or 8-8 season.<br />

Instead, Atlanta finished 14-2 in<br />

the regular season and subjected us<br />

to the “Dirty Bird.” Dan Reeves’s<br />

quiet leadership, a great defense,<br />

and a lot of Jamal Anderson have<br />

propelled the Falcons to the verge of<br />

a world championship.<br />

By contrast, almost all the preseason<br />

pundits picked the Denver<br />

Broncos to return to the Super Bowl.<br />

Terrell Davis rushed for 2,000 yards<br />

(only the fourth player ever to reach<br />

that plateau). John Elway was John<br />

Elway. Those two and an opportunistic<br />

defense propelled the Broncos<br />

to a 14-2 finish.<br />

Now, this team could be the first<br />

back-to-back champion since the<br />

Dallas Cowboys of 1991-92. Coach<br />

Mike Shanahan guided the team in<br />

pursuit of a perfect season until flat<br />

performances against the Giants<br />

and the Dolphins forced the team to<br />

forget about history and concentrate<br />

on returning to the Super Bowl.<br />

The Broncos are seven-point favorites<br />

in Vegas, and many predict<br />

an AFC blowout. Below are three<br />

reasons why this won’t be the case.<br />

A Good Falcons Defense<br />

The Falcons have shown all year<br />

that they can stop the run. They<br />

have accomplished this, not with a<br />

big, physical defense but a quick<br />

one that relies on good linebackers<br />

and overachieving defensive tackles.<br />

The secondary is on the old side,<br />

but they have a lot of experience<br />

which helped shut down Randy<br />

Moss and company in the NFC<br />

championship game.<br />

However, they will have their<br />

hands full with Terrell Davis and<br />

the receiving corps of the Broncos<br />

(especially Shannon Sharpe). Nonetheless,<br />

the defense should keep the<br />

game close.<br />

Jamal Anderson<br />

The big back of the Falcons has<br />

proven all year that he can take the<br />

hits and eight-man fronts that defenses<br />

have thrown at him and still<br />

get the job done for the Falcons. In<br />

the regular season,<br />

he rushed for<br />

1,300 yards and<br />

was selected to the<br />

Pro Bowl team.<br />

If Anderson<br />

finds success in<br />

the game, he will<br />

be accomplishing<br />

two important<br />

goals for the Falcons.<br />

First, his<br />

runs have keyed<br />

the Atlanta offense<br />

and made<br />

Chris Chandler<br />

much more effective<br />

at quarterback. Second, he will<br />

also keep off the field the potent<br />

Denver offense.<br />

A Very Average Broncos<br />

Defense<br />

Unless the Broncos score several<br />

times very quickly, their defense<br />

can be exploited. Much of their success<br />

this year has come when the<br />

Denver offense put up a lot of points<br />

and forced other teams to pass a lot.<br />

Free from the threat of a running<br />

game, Denver then blitzed to protect<br />

their vulnerable secondary.<br />

When games were close this year,<br />

Denver tended to give up more<br />

points and found themselves susceptible<br />

to runs up the middle and<br />

passes in the middle of their zone.<br />

Chris Chandler, if given time, can<br />

exploit such a defense as long as<br />

Denver is not up by 14 points or<br />

hitting his injury-prone body.<br />

Prediction<br />

The Falcons score early and prevent<br />

the Broncos from controlling<br />

the clock and blitzing fragile Chris<br />

Chandler. Still, both sides are able<br />

to score points and the game will be<br />

tight heading into the fourth quarter,<br />

24-24.<br />

Then the game will turn to the<br />

kickers. Denver’s Jason Elam or<br />

Don’t miss the big game Sunday<br />

from Miami<br />

Atlanta’s Morten Andersen Elam<br />

booted a 63 yarder this season and<br />

Andersen won the NFC championship<br />

game with his 38-yard overtime<br />

kick. I’ll go with experience<br />

and Andersen. Dan Reeves gets his<br />

first Super Bowl win 27-24 with a<br />

collection of mostly unknown players.<br />

Let’s all hope that he and Mike<br />

Shanahan can shake hands afterwards<br />

no matter who wins.<br />

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow<br />

Looking back, I should have realized<br />

that it would never last. At the<br />

end, it is clear ours was a relationship<br />

doomed from the start. But<br />

back then in August, well, it all<br />

seemed so right…<br />

It started innocently enough. At<br />

the time, I was sort of seeing this<br />

Ben Block, a firstyear<br />

law student, is<br />

a <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong><br />

columnist.<br />

girl Ally, usually on Mondays. She<br />

was a lawyer and I think she had<br />

eating issues, but for the most part<br />

I was content. I met my new love on<br />

a Sunday, but really didn’t think<br />

much of it. I’d call this stage the<br />

preseason. Yet, even though I<br />

wasn’t that attracted at first, we<br />

kept seeing one another.<br />

By Labor Day, things had heated<br />

up. We spent that whole weekend<br />

together, lounging on my sofa, eating<br />

doritos and swilling Mountain<br />

Dew. I had never felt so comfortable;<br />

I could spend the entire day in<br />

my pajamas with nary a complaint.<br />

Unfortunately, I was too giddy<br />

about my new companion to realize<br />

that I could wind up getting hurt.<br />

School had started, and at first<br />

it threatened to drive a wedge between<br />

us. Friends warned me I<br />

didn’t have time for a committed<br />

relationship, but I ignored their wellintentioned<br />

advice. We were growing<br />

closer and closer.<br />

The demands for my attention<br />

became greater; we went from<br />

spending just Sundays to whole<br />

weekends, then Thursdays and<br />

Mondays. I stopped seeing Ally. I<br />

stopped watching the news. I<br />

stopped bathing, and didn’t care<br />

(though people next to me did).<br />

We went everywhere together:<br />

watching the Moon in Seattle, running<br />

barefoot with Moss in Minnesota,<br />

and dancing the “Dirty Bird”<br />

in Atlanta.<br />

We saw a Snake in Arizona and<br />

rode with Cowboys in Dallas. We<br />

talked of going to Cleveland, but<br />

decided to wait until next year.<br />

We watched our friend Peyton<br />

struggle in Indy while the Leaf blew<br />

in San Diego. We saw toothless<br />

Bengals, Lions and Panthers (oh<br />

my!) get destroyed by fearsome Jaguars.<br />

School work was neglected in<br />

lieu of fantasy (statistics) and overtime<br />

ecstasy.<br />

My parents threatened to write<br />

me out of the will if I didn’t get a<br />

grip, but I convinced them of the<br />

true extent of my love by explaining<br />

to them how the zone blitz works.<br />

We slowed down not at all through<br />

finals. Breathless talk of the playoffs<br />

was much more interesting to<br />

me than any criminal law or tort<br />

lecture would ever be. We agreed to<br />

spend the entire break together.<br />

I was definitely in love. I made<br />

plans. I bought a satellite dish. We<br />

would always have each other, football<br />

and me.<br />

Yes, I was so happy that I never<br />

thought it would end. And then,<br />

shortly after New Year’s, I realized<br />

that our days were numbered.<br />

Our meetings grew less frequent,<br />

though more intense. After Sunday<br />

in Miami, it will all be over. I know<br />

that I should just walk away now,<br />

but I am too far gone.<br />

I’ll spend the whole day with my<br />

beloved remote, waiting for that last<br />

kickoff. When the final gun sounds,<br />

someone will have lost a game, but<br />

I will have lost much more.<br />

I can write this now without breaking<br />

down, but rest assured that it still<br />

hurts. It feels as if my whole life has<br />

just been ripped away. But, I know<br />

that there is nothing I can do except<br />

wait until next fall. In the meantime,<br />

maybe I’ll start seeing Ally again…


<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999 Columns 5<br />

Penguin Dreams and Stranger Things<br />

I was watching Teen Idols Week<br />

on VH1 the other day (“Tonight:<br />

The Don Cole Story”) when it struck<br />

me that a lot of things in this world<br />

are only around for a very short<br />

time.<br />

This wasn’t a particularly earthshattering<br />

realization, mind you,<br />

but it got me thinking about a lot of<br />

other things that (more or less) have<br />

some sort of relevance to us here at<br />

U.Va.:<br />

Ryan Farney, a<br />

second-year law<br />

student, is a <strong>Law</strong><br />

<strong>Weekly</strong> columnist.<br />

Any chance of getting an IHOP<br />

where Shoney’s used to be…<br />

I miss doughnuts at the Dean’s<br />

Tuesday coffee…<br />

STRESSED Release it…<br />

’80s music: Overrated— “Take<br />

On Me” (A-ha). Underrated— “And<br />

We Danced” (The Hooters)…<br />

Grade of... no grade assigned…<br />

“You will be logged off shortly…”<br />

Do all oldies radio stations have<br />

the slogan, “Good times and great<br />

oldies”…<br />

Summer birthdays really get the<br />

shaft…<br />

What will they call it if Notre<br />

Dame becomes the 12th member of<br />

the Big Ten…<br />

Why are there “quiet zones” in<br />

the library Isn’t the whole library,<br />

technically, a quiet zone…<br />

Of course, there are some<br />

libriarians who don’t observe any<br />

quiet zones, but that’s another<br />

story…<br />

BMG: Tempting, but there’s that<br />

annoying catch of actually having<br />

to buy one CD…<br />

Anne Geddes prints: Does anyone<br />

else find pictures of babies<br />

dressed up as vegetables disturbing…<br />

“You will be logged off shortly…”<br />

Whatever happened to the<br />

American Gladiators…<br />

Farmer Jack: The light that<br />

burns brightest, burns briefest, and<br />

yours shone oh so bright…<br />

I miss the Withers-Brown map…<br />

On that note, what’s up with all<br />

the new artwork in the library…<br />

ISIS: It’s an automated system.<br />

It doesn’t require humans. So why<br />

does it become non-operational at<br />

night…<br />

What happened to all those<br />

scarves the law women always<br />

seemed to be wearing last year…<br />

An ad for skin cream created a<br />

sweet new euphemism for wrinkles:<br />

“Fine Lines…”<br />

Are there still “no good men” at<br />

U.Va. law…<br />

Question Presented by Greg Lastowka<br />

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Forget a playoff system. Keep<br />

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Did anyone else discover that<br />

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You know you’re in the South:<br />

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“You will be logged off<br />

shortly…”<br />

First-Year Job Frenzy<br />

by Mel Keppel ’01<br />

The big question that returning<br />

first-years usually ask classmates —<br />

after the cursory “How was your<br />

break” — is “Have you had any<br />

interviews” or “Did you find a job”<br />

Some people cleverly fashion euphemisms<br />

such as “Do you have plans for<br />

the summer yet”<br />

The first-year job search began<br />

December 1, when many first-years<br />

mail merged and sent their resumes<br />

to numerous law firms hoping to get<br />

a response or two. Others decided to<br />

focus on grades and postponed the<br />

gargantuan task until after exams.<br />

So what do first-years have to say<br />

about their experiences thus far<br />

On the public service side, firstyear<br />

Jason Trujillo has had luck in<br />

receiving employment offers, but has<br />

confronted timing problems. “Some<br />

offices will extend you an offer and<br />

expect a reply before other offices<br />

have even finished accepting resumes.<br />

It puts you in a difficult situation<br />

because you really have to gamble:<br />

am I going to play it safe and take this<br />

job or hope for a better one”<br />

Trujillo recently turned down a<br />

job offer because he is holding out for<br />

an interview with the Manhattan<br />

District Attorney’s Office. “I got an<br />

offer from the Eastern District [of<br />

New York] and they wanted an answer<br />

in five days, and the Manhattan<br />

office probably won’t contact me until<br />

April,” said Trujillo.<br />

First-year Julia Yachmenev had<br />

several law firm interviews in New<br />

Orleans. Yachmenev said that her<br />

biggest lesson learned was “not to put<br />

anything in the ‘Hobby’ section of<br />

your resume that you can’t talk about<br />

for a good ten minutes.”<br />

“I listed Russian literature as an<br />

interest and it was just my luck to<br />

interview with a partner who doubled<br />

as an expert in the subject,” said<br />

Yachmenev. “The interviewer proceeded<br />

to test my knowledge of<br />

Tolstoy’s War and Peace in minute<br />

detail.”<br />

Around North Grounds<br />

(continued from page 1)<br />

tion that rehabilitates the houses<br />

of low-income homeowners, particularly<br />

the elderly and disabled<br />

who are unable to cover the costs of<br />

home repairs. A fundraising drive<br />

will be conducted at the <strong>Law</strong> School<br />

between February 2 –5. Donations,<br />

can be placed in Howard Bayless’<br />

box.<br />

•••<br />

The Family <strong>Law</strong> Section of the<br />

American Bar Association is sponsoring<br />

the 1999 Howard Schwab<br />

Memorial Essay Contest. The contest<br />

is open to second- and thirdyear<br />

students. Cash prizes are<br />

awarded: $700 for first prize, $500<br />

for second, and $300 for third.<br />

Deadline for entries is April 2. For<br />

more information, e-mail<br />

familylaw@abanet.org.<br />

•••<br />

An unusual thumbs up to the<br />

new parking meters near D-20, by<br />

the bookstore parking<br />

spaces. Why not<br />

thumbs down<br />

Think about it. The<br />

D-20 spaces sold for<br />

$2.5 million at auction.<br />

Now you can park for a quarter,<br />

albeit for 30 minutes.<br />

Hmmm….<br />

•••<br />

Thumbs up to the first-year class<br />

for an outstanding service idea.<br />

All first-year sections<br />

will be competing<br />

to amass the<br />

most service hours<br />

over this semester.<br />

Prizes will be<br />

awarded for sections and individuals<br />

with the most hours.<br />

•••<br />

Congratulations<br />

to Marissa Marriott<br />

’99 and Lt. M. Heath<br />

Henderson who<br />

were married on<br />

January 2.<br />

Students who have not yet had<br />

interviews but want to hone their<br />

interview skills may join the mock<br />

interview sessions held by Career<br />

Services on February 5.<br />

The Career Services Office initiated<br />

this new program at the request<br />

of the SBA. The program includes<br />

both public and private sector employers.<br />

“We have been incredibly<br />

successful in getting premiere firms<br />

to come down,” said Assitant Dean<br />

for Career Services Steve Hopson<br />

Hopson expressed optimism at the<br />

likelihood of first-years garnering jobs<br />

for the coming summer. Hopson offered<br />

statistics from the Class of 2000<br />

first summer, noting 49% of firstyears<br />

worked in law firms, 23% in<br />

public sector jobs, 19% for professors,<br />

5% for judges and 4% for corporations.<br />

“The first year market is going<br />

along pretty well,” said Hopson of this<br />

summer’s job search. “I am seeing it<br />

in the number of on-grounds interviews<br />

from the private sector.” Hopson<br />

counted more than 40 firms scheduled<br />

to interview here this spring<br />

noting, “This is the first time since the<br />

eighties we have had that many.”<br />

The news is good from the Public<br />

Service Center as well. The Center<br />

will host four other <strong>Virginia</strong> law<br />

schools at a job fair on February 12.<br />

The job fair will include both interviews<br />

by hiring organizations and<br />

informational sessions by agencies<br />

such as the FBI and Health and Human<br />

Services.<br />

Public Service Career Counselor<br />

Allyson Manson-Davies described the<br />

job fair as “Exactly like the private<br />

sector job search.”<br />

Students sign up on CASE, are<br />

prescreened and chosen for interviews<br />

with various organizations. Manson-<br />

Davies added, “The good news is<br />

employers are extremely interested<br />

in UVa students.”<br />

She speaks from experience.<br />

Manson-Davies spent her first-year<br />

summer working for an organization


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<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999<br />

Social Events in<br />

February<br />

by Jennifer Leong ’00<br />

Returning to <strong>Law</strong> School after a<br />

much-needed four-week hiatus has<br />

surely been no easy task. While<br />

getting back into the academic swing<br />

of things may take a little time and<br />

effort, getting back into the social<br />

scene has been made quite easy for<br />

law students this semester.<br />

Two major upcoming events can<br />

help make the transition effortless<br />

by providing a chance for you to<br />

mingle with old friends, make new<br />

ones, and forget that last semester’s<br />

grades are almost in.<br />

Feb Club: Tomorrow marks the<br />

official beginning of the <strong>Law</strong> School’s<br />

traditional Month of Debauchery,<br />

affectionately known as Feb Club.<br />

Each year, the NGSL organizes Feb<br />

Club in an attempt to provide a<br />

social event for every night of the<br />

month.<br />

This year, third-years Michelle<br />

Sheridan and Andy Johnson are in<br />

charge of making sure Feb Club<br />

gets off to a roaring start. Their<br />

primary job is to gather the names<br />

of those who have volunteered to<br />

host parties and put together a<br />

calendar so everyone knows where<br />

to go, when to go, and what to wear.<br />

“We just set the calendar, and then<br />

it’s up to everyone else. I don’t have<br />

to do anything — except go,” said<br />

Sheridan.<br />

In planning the calendar,<br />

Sheridan says there is some strategy<br />

involved. “Of course first-years<br />

are encouraged to host parties. But<br />

if they live at Ivy Gardens, we try to<br />

give them dates earlier in the week,<br />

due to the size of the apartments,”<br />

said Sheridan. The weekend parties,<br />

which tend to be bigger, are<br />

reserved for those students who are<br />

able to accommodate a large number<br />

of guests.<br />

Traditionally, Feb Club kicks off<br />

by Andy Lippstone ’01<br />

OK, you’re safely back in<br />

Charlottesville. You just navigated<br />

through Greene County’s infamous<br />

Rt. <strong>29</strong> speed traps, tele-wrangled<br />

with ISIS, deposited those loan<br />

checks, and put $400 worth of new<br />

textbooks on the Plastic FunCard.<br />

What to do now that you’re settled<br />

Leave. Hit the road. While purists<br />

and scholars may cringe at the<br />

thought, the simple truth is that<br />

the first weeks of the semester are<br />

the ideal time to rekindle your relationship<br />

with the open road. That’s<br />

right – there’s no better<br />

time than now than to indulge<br />

immaturity and take<br />

a road trip.<br />

True, the ink on the seating<br />

chart is barely dry. But<br />

consider this: the first weeks<br />

of the semester may be the<br />

only time this spring when<br />

law students have both the<br />

time and the money to explore.<br />

“There’s just not that<br />

much work to do right now,”<br />

said second-year Greg Vogel.<br />

“All the loan money is in,<br />

everyone has cash, and no<br />

one has sat down to think<br />

how they’ll make it last through the<br />

semester.”<br />

If that wasn’t enough, consider<br />

the simple matter of aesthetics.<br />

Central <strong>Virginia</strong>’s breathtaking fall<br />

scenery has long since given way to<br />

something pallid and cheerless — a<br />

perfect backdrop for a Sucrets commercial,<br />

if not for long days holed up<br />

in the library.<br />

So it’s clear — time to move for a<br />

change of venue. But where to go<br />

While Charlottesville isn’t as centrally<br />

located to major cities as those<br />

colleges in the mid-Atlantic, there<br />

are dozens of reachable destinations<br />

on January 31 with<br />

a New Year’s Eve<br />

Party. However, due<br />

to the scheduling of<br />

the Super Bowl, this<br />

year’s inaugural<br />

party will be held tomorrow,<br />

January 30.<br />

In all, there will<br />

be 26 parties, each<br />

with its own distinctive<br />

theme. Each<br />

host will post fliers<br />

with the address and an explanation<br />

of their theme. If the theme<br />

involves wearing certain attire, all<br />

attendants are encouraged to come<br />

in appropriate costume. Although<br />

beer has historically been the beverage<br />

of choice, hosts are encouraged<br />

to come up with creative concoctions<br />

as well. For example, one<br />

of the more popular parties last<br />

year was “Motown Margarita Madness.”<br />

Sheridan says she hopes Feb<br />

Club will bring the law school community<br />

together in a non-academic<br />

setting. “It’s a good way to meet<br />

people, especially for first-years<br />

who spent most of their first semester<br />

with their section,” Sheridan<br />

said. “It’s a chance to run into people<br />

you don’t normally see in class.”<br />

Barrister’s Ball: Mark your<br />

calendars for Saturday, February<br />

6, because it’s time for the SBA’s<br />

annual Barrister’s Ball. Secondyear<br />

Hillary Cherry and third-year<br />

Carine Saddy, event co-chairs, have<br />

been planning Barrister’s Ball since<br />

September. They hope to build on<br />

the success of last year’s Ball, which<br />

had an attendance of more than<br />

800 people.<br />

Because of the huge success of<br />

last year’s event, Cherry and Saddy<br />

decided not to make any drastic<br />

changes this year. The only major<br />

perfectly suited for a weekend road<br />

trip.<br />

The closest of these are two area<br />

ski resorts, Massanutten and Wintergreen.<br />

Both are in central <strong>Virginia</strong>,<br />

and less than an hour away.<br />

While “neither is very large as compared<br />

to out west,” conditions are<br />

excellent in the late winter months,<br />

said Donna Havens, a sales manager<br />

at Freestyle, a local ski shop.<br />

“One is about as good as the<br />

other,” says Havens. “They’re very<br />

similar as far as terrain goes.” If<br />

you’re seeking a more challenging<br />

skiing experience, she suggests West<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong>’s Snowshoe Mountain, a<br />

three-hour drive. “There’s much<br />

more mountain, and a longer season,”<br />

she says.<br />

If cold, soaked, and injured isn’t<br />

you’re cup of cocoa, perhaps an urban<br />

expedition might be the right<br />

escape. To the south, Raleigh is a<br />

four-hour drive; to the north, Philly<br />

and New York can be reached in five<br />

and six-and-a-half hours, respectively.<br />

For a slightly more surreal experience,<br />

Atlantic City — New Jersey’s<br />

garish monument to corporate<br />

change was in booking the band.<br />

Last year’s band, Liquid Pleasure,<br />

was a big hit but unfortunately were<br />

already booked. Cherry promises<br />

this year’s band, Time for Change,<br />

will be just as entertaining. Rest<br />

assured they will belt out some of<br />

your favorite tunes, including<br />

Motown classics and top 40 hits.<br />

The Ball will again be held at the<br />

Omni Hotel, located near the downtown<br />

mall, from 9:00 p.m. to 2:00<br />

a.m.. There will be an open bar<br />

available from 10:30 p.m. to 1:30<br />

a.m. Hospitality Suites will also be<br />

set up this year by different organizations<br />

in hotel rooms. “They’re for<br />

after the ball is over, and you can<br />

get more drinks and snack food,”<br />

Cherry said. Those hospitality suites<br />

are open to everyone.<br />

All law students are encouraged<br />

to attend, and Saddy and Cherry<br />

emphasize that you don’t need a<br />

date to attend the event and have a<br />

good time. “Every year a ton of people<br />

go with a group of friends. There’s<br />

no reason just because you get<br />

dressed up that you need a date,”<br />

Cherry said.<br />

SBA will be selling tickets to<br />

Barrister’s Ball today, Monday,<br />

February 1 and Tuesday, February<br />

2, for $27 each. If you wait to buy<br />

tickets at the door, they will cost<br />

$30 per person.<br />

On the Road Again: Taking a<br />

Trip Far Away<br />

photo by Marc Cohn<br />

Roads Where we’re going, we don’t need<br />

roads.<br />

photo by J. Todd White<br />

Mary Quagliano ’98 and Joy Taylor ’98 enjoy<br />

last year’s Barrister’s Ball<br />

greed, urban inequality, and the<br />

most enjoyable wages of sin – is a<br />

mere five-and-a-half hours away.<br />

Rooms aren’t as cheap as Vegas,<br />

but thank God the drinks are still<br />

free. If you go now, you’ll be less<br />

tempted to walk on the boardwalk,<br />

which is a good thing, because<br />

muggings are considerably more<br />

rare in the lobby of Trump’s Castle.<br />

If you want a change of climate<br />

as well as scenery, you’d better be<br />

willing to really travel. The more<br />

exotic environs of Miami and New<br />

Orleans can indeed be reached on a<br />

long weekend; on the<br />

downside, they’re each<br />

more than 15 hours away.<br />

On the upside, they<br />

have much recommending<br />

them – not the least of<br />

which are spring break and<br />

Mardi Gras, both within<br />

the next two months.<br />

“New Orleans is definitely<br />

doable,” says firstyear<br />

Tyson Gorrie, who’s<br />

expecting to receive his<br />

new Saturn this week.<br />

“Three guys, six-hour<br />

shifts, we could make it.”<br />

If he doesn’t take a trip<br />

to New Orleans, Gorrie, a<br />

native of Manitoba, Canada, would<br />

like to go to the beach. “There are<br />

beaches around here, right” he<br />

asks.<br />

Vogel drove non-stop to Mardi<br />

Gras last year with three other<br />

friends from home, and lived to tell<br />

about it. “I would definitely do it<br />

again,” he says. “It’s tough to do, but<br />

the memory [of the drive] has faded.”<br />

But is anyone up to the challenge<br />

of an 18-hour car ride “Since it’s<br />

the beginning of the semester, I<br />

wouldn’t feel that guilty,” says firstyear<br />

Julie Harter. “It’s definitely<br />

more likely now than later.”<br />

Feb Club: Go the<br />

Distance<br />

February approaches. Will anyone<br />

make it to all the Feb Club<br />

parties this year<br />

Adrienne Johnson,<br />

a second-year law<br />

student, is a <strong>Law</strong><br />

<strong>Weekly</strong> columnist.<br />

I’m not sure why I decided to go<br />

to all the Feb Club parties last<br />

year; I know I assumed that I’d be<br />

one of many who would give it a<br />

shot.<br />

I recall reading in one of those<br />

Guide to Picking the Right <strong>Law</strong><br />

School tomes: “At U.Va. the law<br />

students celebrate the shortest<br />

month of the year with a party for<br />

every single night of the month of<br />

February,” and I was intrigued.<br />

Later I learned that NGSL Commissioners<br />

orchestrate Feb Club,<br />

and everyone from the most reclusive<br />

1L to the rowdiest 3L is invited<br />

and encouraged to attend every<br />

party.<br />

Feb Club is a U.Va. <strong>Law</strong> institution;<br />

it’s been around for decades.<br />

Legend says that in years past, during<br />

crazy economic booms when the<br />

job search was easy as pie, many<br />

students would attend all the parties<br />

— some even going the distance<br />

and attending all the parties all<br />

three years.<br />

Such inspiring revelry faded with<br />

the recession and students’ corresponding<br />

angst about<br />

grades and<br />

jobs. I asked<br />

around last<br />

year, and to<br />

my dismay I<br />

found that no<br />

one had made<br />

it to all the<br />

parties in several<br />

years —<br />

and nobody<br />

even remembered<br />

the last<br />

time someone<br />

did.<br />

Four of us,<br />

all 1Ls at the time, went to<br />

all the Feb Club parties last year.<br />

Starting out as a rag-tag band of<br />

social people, we unified into a Party-<br />

Team, and celebrated the spirit of<br />

Feb Club thirty days in a row, from<br />

the January 31st “New Year’s Eve”<br />

party, through the 28 parties in<br />

February, before indulging in a final<br />

party on March 1st in celebration<br />

of our triumph.<br />

Doing Feb Club wasn’t always<br />

easy, but it was definitely worth it.<br />

I encourage everyone to give it a<br />

shot and strive for that sense of<br />

accomplishment when it’s all over.<br />

For me, the secret to doing Feb<br />

Club was support and organization.<br />

Unless you are one of the heartiest<br />

of partiers, you’ll need support<br />

to be successful in going the distance<br />

with Feb Club.<br />

If you can get a friend to pledge to<br />

do Feb Club with you, then you can<br />

drag each other out if you feel like<br />

giving up. On the other end of the<br />

“support” spectrum – you may need<br />

a friend to carry you down the<br />

stairs from a lofty law student<br />

apartment after an unexpected losing<br />

spree at drinking games.<br />

So get your friends/housemates<br />

together (1Ls, get your sections together)<br />

and make Feb Club a group<br />

effort.<br />

I personally was unable to completely<br />

blow off school for a month.<br />

I wasn’t prepared to give Feb Club<br />

a shot unless I kept up with my<br />

schoolwork.<br />

Although some of the hard core<br />

partiers may question my priorities,<br />

I think a lot of potential Feb-<br />

Clubbers feel the same way.<br />

There really are enough hours in<br />

the day to go to all the parties and<br />

do what you need to do: attending<br />

class, studying, working out, eating,<br />

sleeping, etc.<br />

You have to be disciplined to get<br />

work done in the morning and during<br />

breaks between classes. If you<br />

stay an hour at every party, then it’s<br />

only really taking an hour and a<br />

half out of each day (one hour for<br />

partying and half an hour for getting<br />

ready to go out and travel time).<br />

You are actually doing yourself a<br />

favor by learning to balance social<br />

responsibilities<br />

with hard<br />

work. This is<br />

your chance to<br />

learn in a<br />

structured environment<br />

how to balance<br />

work time with<br />

play time, to<br />

minimize any<br />

potential<br />

“Where did my<br />

social life go”<br />

effects that<br />

come after law<br />

school when<br />

working long<br />

hours for a firm.<br />

The more proficient we become<br />

at balancing work and play, the<br />

happier and more productive we’ll<br />

be.<br />

May I remind you that second<br />

semester rocks Take this opportunity<br />

to go the distance with Feb<br />

Club and show your classmates<br />

what you are made of.<br />

Third-years – it’s your last<br />

chance. Second-years – the job<br />

search is over and it’s time to find<br />

out what happened to your friends.<br />

First-years – you made it through<br />

first semester, so relax and come<br />

out.<br />

February is so early in the semester,<br />

even if you fall behind you’ll<br />

have time to catch up by May.


Good Southern Food,<br />

Slow Southern Service<br />

Dixie has a reputation throughout<br />

the rest of the United States<br />

for having a slower pace of life.<br />

Spanish moss hangs from stately<br />

old oaks, which sit imposingly over<br />

C’ville Dining<br />

in a Nutshell<br />

by Billy Palmer<br />

elegantly dressed men and women<br />

sipping iced tea and mint juleps on<br />

the porch of a white walled mansion.<br />

Meanwhile, in the adjacent<br />

trailer park, Bubba and Lucille<br />

suck back Miller High Life, smoke<br />

Vantage Lights and debate the<br />

age old question of Ricki vs. Sally<br />

Jesse. The South is a land of many<br />

contrasts and, quite appropriately,<br />

so is Charlottesville’s own Southern<br />

Culture.<br />

Walking in the front door at<br />

Southern Culture is like walking<br />

into someone’s house. Screen door<br />

banging behind us, we bypassed<br />

the rather crowded bar area for a<br />

seat in the downstairs dining room.<br />

The décor is upscale, but unmistakably<br />

Southern— pink painted<br />

walls, white trim. The tables are<br />

small but stylish,<br />

all with<br />

candles; one<br />

seating area<br />

downstairs is<br />

actually four<br />

sofas around<br />

a coffee table.<br />

The interior<br />

has a very<br />

comfortable<br />

feel.<br />

We began<br />

our meal with<br />

an order of<br />

Gator Bits<br />

(breaded fried<br />

pieces of gator<br />

meat with<br />

ranch-style<br />

dipping<br />

sauce- $6.95)<br />

and a Crawfish Quesadilla (crawfish<br />

and cheese inside, fresh salsa<br />

and guacamole outside – $5.95).<br />

The gator was interesting — of<br />

course it tasted like chicken, but<br />

was considerably chewier. The<br />

sauce was nothing special; in fact,<br />

it detracted from the dish. The<br />

quesadilla was very good — fresh<br />

and both the salsa and guacamole<br />

were excellent. Both are highly<br />

recommended.<br />

For entrees, we had the Louisi-<br />

“I didn’t mean to kill anybody.<br />

I just shot him in the head. Him<br />

dyin’ was between him and God.”<br />

— R.L. Burnside<br />

These lyrics make it clear that<br />

R.L. Burnside is not the sort of<br />

blues musician that has typically<br />

been successful in the crossover<br />

markets.<br />

Burnside is to B.B. King what<br />

gasoline is to buttermilk. His<br />

blues are born of anger, not despair.<br />

He plays with an intensity<br />

and edge that call to mind the<br />

fables of dark bargains struck at<br />

midnight where some county<br />

road crosses Highway 61.<br />

Most of us have never heard<br />

anything like it. Burnside, in<br />

short, is the real deal — a whiskey<br />

swilling, juke-joint thrashing<br />

practitioner of the rawest<br />

form of Mississippi Delta Blues.<br />

Now in his mid-sixties, he is<br />

ana Short Stack (crabcake-style<br />

patties with shrimp, crawfish and<br />

fish — $11.95), served with<br />

ratatouille and black-eyed peas,<br />

and Jerk Pork Tenderloin (slices<br />

of pork tenderloin marinated in<br />

jerk seasonings and oven roasted<br />

– $9.95), also served with<br />

ratatouille and greens. The short<br />

stack was delicious — fried up but<br />

not greasy or oily. Each bite was<br />

outstanding; the table next to us<br />

didn’t eat all of theirs and we were<br />

tempted to take it for ourselves.<br />

But cooler heads prevailed.<br />

The accompanying side items<br />

were also excellent. The ratatouille<br />

was very fresh and the black-eyed<br />

peas were clearly not canned. The<br />

pork was good, but not great. It<br />

tasted a little undercooked, but<br />

there was no apparent pinkness<br />

in the meat.<br />

Also, the jerk seasoning was<br />

underapplied. The meat, although<br />

not bad, needed a little pick-me<br />

up. The accompanying greens were<br />

tasty and not oversalted — an often-made<br />

mistake.<br />

Dessert was a piece of Southern<br />

Culture’s pride and joy — Sweet<br />

Potato Pie topped with homemade<br />

vanilla ice cream. No complaints<br />

here – sweet, not too rich and very<br />

flavorful. The ice cream was a fine<br />

accompaniment.<br />

Southern Culture also boasts a<br />

modest wine selection and is one<br />

of the few restaurants in town<br />

where you can get Dixie Beer,<br />

straight from Louisiana. The bar<br />

area is very popular — similar to<br />

Continental Divide — for grabbing<br />

a beer or mint julep and meeting<br />

friends.<br />

Yet, gentle reader, recall the<br />

<strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999 Reviews 7<br />

photo by Marc Cohn<br />

one of the last of a dying breed; a<br />

living link to the roots of American<br />

music.<br />

In past years,<br />

Burnside has garnered<br />

significant<br />

notoriety, releasing<br />

two albums, “Ass<br />

Pocket of Whiskey”<br />

and “Mr. Wizard”,<br />

which have cracked<br />

the top ten on the<br />

college music<br />

charts.<br />

The success of<br />

these records, along<br />

with the signing of<br />

other blues greats<br />

such as Junior<br />

Kimbrough, The<br />

Jelly Roll Kings,<br />

and Elmo Williams,<br />

has made<br />

Burnside’s label,<br />

Fat Possum<br />

Records, the most<br />

influential player<br />

in the modern blues scene.<br />

And now, with Burnside’s latest<br />

album, Come On In, both<br />

Burnside and Fat Possum have<br />

Christmas Singles<br />

You Get What You Give: The<br />

New Radicals sound vaguely<br />

like the old band World Party.<br />

Their paean to young rock<br />

dreamers (and all dreamers)<br />

might inspire you to quit law<br />

school and pick up a guitar.<br />

What It’s Like: For those<br />

who don’t know, Everlast is<br />

the old lead singer (or rapper)<br />

from House of Pain (of “Jump<br />

Around” fame). The song is<br />

pretty interesting, but<br />

Everlast’s performance on Saturday<br />

Night Live was disappointing.<br />

One () Hit Wonders<br />

Every Morning : Sugar Ray<br />

proves they are more than one<br />

hit wonders with their followup<br />

to “Fly.” Of course, Men<br />

Without Hats had two hits as<br />

well.<br />

opening paragraph – a restaurant<br />

of contrasts. Despite the general<br />

fine quality of our food, it was<br />

marred by horrible service. We<br />

waited almost 15 minutes between<br />

when we finished eating<br />

dinner and asked<br />

for dessert, and another<br />

20 minutes between<br />

when we finished dessert<br />

and received the<br />

bill (after asking our<br />

waitress for it twice).<br />

She was also slow in<br />

our drink orders and<br />

forgot one of them.<br />

Granted, our server did<br />

have several other<br />

tables to take care of,<br />

but her efforts took<br />

“Slow Southern Style”<br />

to an entirely new level.<br />

But yes, of course, she<br />

still received her 15%.<br />

Overall, a mixed<br />

meal. If the food had<br />

been bad, it would have been a<br />

disastrous two hours. If the service<br />

had been good, it could have<br />

been a wonderful two hours. Before<br />

making your decision to get a<br />

taste of Southern Culture, figure<br />

out which is more important to<br />

you. Y’all come back now, y’here-<br />

I’ll think about it.<br />

Southern Culture is located at<br />

633 West Main Street,<br />

cattycornered from the train station<br />

parking lot.<br />

taken blues in a new direction.<br />

Alec Empire, the techno-whiz<br />

behind Empire Records, and his<br />

cronies step in on several tracks<br />

and transform Burnside’s traditional<br />

music into a sinister mixture<br />

of guitar riffs, sampling and<br />

I went to a see “Shakespeare<br />

in Love” Saturday night with a<br />

woman who knows all the lines<br />

to “Dirty Dancing” by heart and<br />

sometimes watches the movie<br />

while mouthing the lines along<br />

Movie Review<br />

by David Stuckey<br />

with the actors.<br />

Suggesting that this might not<br />

simply be another sign of the<br />

apocalypse, in this movie depicting<br />

the “true story” behind<br />

“Romeo and Juliet,” Viola<br />

(Gwyneth Paltrow) sneaks into<br />

royal audiences of 16 th century<br />

drama, and does the same thing<br />

as my date.<br />

Desperate to be an actor herself,<br />

and frustrated by the prohibition<br />

against women on the<br />

Elizabethan stage, Viola disguises<br />

herself as a man, Sir Thomas<br />

Kent, and manages to gain<br />

an audition.<br />

Little does she know that the<br />

Bard of Avon is sitting in the<br />

pews, and he, startled by her<br />

unusual and emotional reading<br />

of his lines, believes Kent to be<br />

just the actor he needs for his<br />

new play, “Romeo and Ethel, the<br />

Pirate’s Daughter.”<br />

Unfortunately, Shakespeare<br />

himself is at a low point in his<br />

career.<br />

The young writer is creatively<br />

blocked and struggling for money<br />

and inspiration.<br />

In addition, his theater is on<br />

the verge of being closed due to<br />

its outstanding debts, and his<br />

actors are made up of stutterers<br />

and amateurs.<br />

He needs something to jumpstart<br />

his life and his pen, and he<br />

needs to recapture his winning<br />

touch to recapture the public eye<br />

from his more popular rival, the<br />

earnest and humorless Christopher<br />

Marlowe.<br />

“Shakespeare in Love” being a<br />

romantic comedy of sorts,<br />

Shakespeare soon discovers<br />

Kent’s feminine side, and he and<br />

Viola fall in love.<br />

The couple spend their nights<br />

making “the beast with two<br />

backs” (Shakespeare wrote it, so<br />

I can use it) and their days turning<br />

his play from an uninspiring<br />

comedy into a powerful romantic<br />

tragedy.<br />

Soon the threat of an arranged<br />

marriage to an unpleasant and<br />

driving dance beats. Although<br />

these songs provide an interesting<br />

change of pace, the heart of<br />

Burnside’s work is<br />

still the ample<br />

amount of straightahead,<br />

one-man-anda-guitar<br />

blues.<br />

The album opens<br />

with “Been Mistreated,”<br />

an oldschool<br />

blues standard<br />

that has been<br />

sampled only for a<br />

short introductory<br />

minute here.<br />

A live version of the<br />

title track, recorded<br />

at the Rhythm Room<br />

in Phoenix opens the<br />

album in earnest, and<br />

makes it clear that despite<br />

his advancing<br />

age Burnside’s vocal<br />

and guitar virtuosity<br />

are still intact.<br />

“Let My Baby<br />

Ride,” perhaps one of the most<br />

famous Burnside tunes to date,<br />

follows, features R.L.’s son,<br />

Cedric, on drums.<br />

unsympathetic man is hovering<br />

over Viola, and the potential closing<br />

of Shakespeare’s theater is<br />

hanging over him.<br />

Their fates begin to close in on<br />

their happiness, and their<br />

struggle to remain together and<br />

produce the play raises the<br />

movie above the ordinary.<br />

It’s a fine movie, with romance,<br />

humor, passion, swordfights,<br />

sadness, and, as befits a<br />

film attempting to depict the<br />

world’s greatest poet, beauty and<br />

drama.<br />

It also does a wonderful job of<br />

conjuring up the London of 1593,<br />

with its filthy and over-crowded<br />

streets, its contrasting earthiness<br />

and luxury, and the expectations<br />

and obligations of the two<br />

genders in a culture where escaping<br />

the roles assigned to them<br />

is virtually impossible.<br />

At the same time, however,<br />

the film manages to capture the<br />

timeless nature of Shakespeare’s<br />

vision and language, and depicts<br />

the writer and actors as familiar<br />

figures, with similar insecurities<br />

and foibles as their counterparts<br />

today.<br />

Whether this is anachronistic<br />

or accurate is irrelevant; it’s fun.<br />

While the entire cast is to be<br />

commended, two actors stood out.<br />

Joseph Fiennes is a believable<br />

and intense Shakespeare, full of<br />

fire and passion.<br />

Judy Dench, in a smaller role<br />

as Queen Elizabeth, is sharper<br />

and more likable than the imposing<br />

matriarch first appears.<br />

In addition, Ben Affleck plays<br />

Ned Alleyn, the engaging and<br />

charsmatic star of the age who<br />

does the world the great favor of<br />

suggesting the alternate title to<br />

the play.<br />

Gwyneth Paltrow shows that<br />

she deserves some of the great<br />

P.R. she’s been getting lately as<br />

an interesting and independent<br />

Viola.<br />

Movies playing “what if” with<br />

historical figures and facts have<br />

to be really good to succeed, and<br />

“Shakespeare in Love” follows<br />

“Amadeus” in pulling off the<br />

trick.<br />

“Shakespeare in Love” is funnier,<br />

more poetic and heartfelt,<br />

and better written than I expected<br />

it to be.<br />

It’s hard to see how any movie<br />

could be a much better “date<br />

movie.”<br />

After all, would you rather<br />

watch “Dirty Dancing” once<br />

again<br />

Come On In and Hear Mississippi Delta Techno-Blues<br />

Music Review<br />

by Jami Wyatt and<br />

<strong>Law</strong>rence Deas<br />

Better Than Dirty<br />

Dancing<br />

On the next three tracks, Empire<br />

and his techno junkies take<br />

the reins by sampling guitar and<br />

harmonica riffs, along with<br />

Burnside’s vocals, and mixing<br />

them over base and drum lines<br />

reminiscent of ’70s vintage Parliament-Funkadelic.<br />

The first song on the album to<br />

reach the national airwaves via<br />

alternative radio stations is a<br />

remix of “Rollin’ Tumblin’,” a<br />

classic Burnside tune which most<br />

effectively brings Burnside’s old<br />

and Empire’s new together.<br />

This track standing alone<br />

proves the blues-techno experiment<br />

successful. The result is a<br />

sound at the same time soulful<br />

and infectious, a musical treat<br />

alone worth the price of the disc.<br />

Fat Possum, based in Oxford,<br />

Miss., gambled that the forced<br />

coupling of these two divergent<br />

genres would produce an offspring<br />

people wanted to hear.<br />

They were right. Diehard fans of<br />

both the blues and techno music<br />

will find this album worth a listen.<br />

Let down your guard, check<br />

your expectations at the door,<br />

and Come On In.


8 <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong> Friday, January <strong>29</strong>, 1999<br />

V ANGUARD<br />

O F D E M O C R A C Y<br />

Back In Town Again<br />

VG’s got no time to waste on<br />

mindless introductory paragraphs,<br />

so let’s get to it.<br />

Feb Club Preview<br />

Top Nine Reasons to look forward<br />

to Feb Club ‘99:<br />

9. Barrister’s Date. It’s January<br />

<strong>29</strong>th, and you’re starting to sweat<br />

the fact that you’re currently sans<br />

escort for the February 6th fiesta.<br />

Don’t dash over to the House of<br />

Theta just yet — you’ve got a whole<br />

week of Feb Club to work your<br />

magic.<br />

8. New Year’s Eve Full Moon.<br />

Yes, Mother Nature promises to add<br />

a dash of cosmic nuttiness on January<br />

31st, which means that anything<br />

can happen. If you tend to<br />

suddenly get really hairy and howl<br />

on nights like this you are particularly<br />

encouraged to join the party.<br />

7. Cheap buzz. For the mere price<br />

photo by Marc Cohn<br />

Lovely Rita, Meter Maid.<br />

of showing up (or hosting a party of<br />

your own), you earn yourself an<br />

entire month’s worth of free booze.<br />

Okay, if you’re not a big Natty Light<br />

fan you can always pocket your favorite<br />

microbrews, and it still costs<br />

less than getting drunk at Rapture.<br />

6. Look funny and be cool at the<br />

same time. It’s way cooler to don<br />

theme party attire (pj’s, bellbottoms,<br />

toga...) than to dress normally. Otherwise,<br />

it’s just you, me and Natty<br />

Light — and VG can wait until<br />

March for that.<br />

5. <strong>Law</strong> students get drunk and<br />

act stupid. Which not only makes<br />

for endless day-after entertainment,<br />

but also makes VG’s job a helluva<br />

lot easier.<br />

4. 40 oz. Jammy Jam. VG sincerely<br />

hopes for a three-peat of this<br />

unbeatable combo. There’s something<br />

about drinking malt liquor in<br />

pajamas that makes VG feel like all<br />

is right with the world ... or at least<br />

the law school.<br />

3. The Profs are forewarned. Don’t<br />

be bashful about stumbling late to<br />

class, or even foregoing class, during<br />

the month of February. They<br />

understand.<br />

2. You know where 3L C.W. will<br />

be hanging out. No need to specu-<br />

January<br />

30 Super Saturday <strong>Law</strong> School Volunteer<br />

Day. Sign up in Hunton<br />

Williams Hall.<br />

30 RCA Jewish Traveling Band. 8<br />

p.m. The <strong>Law</strong>n.<br />

February<br />

1 Feb Club Begins<br />

6 Barrister’s Ball. Omni Hotel, 9<br />

p.m.-2 a.m. Tickets available in<br />

Hunton Williams Hall through<br />

Feb. 2 @ $27 per person. Tickets<br />

available @ $30 per person<br />

at the door.<br />

6 Waitangi Day (New Zealand)<br />

late, or hope, or try to get word<br />

through the grapevine. Just check<br />

the calendar. It’s that simple.<br />

1. The chance to get a little closer.<br />

Feb Club reminds us that, in the<br />

immortal words of former 3L T.T.<br />

— friendship, and maybe more, is<br />

only a Thunderbird away.<br />

Barrister’s Ball:<br />

Each year, VG watches the law<br />

school’s finest and not so fine ponder<br />

the big question: “Should I take<br />

a date” Even though we’d all love<br />

to go to “The Prom” with that perfect<br />

someone, students often mask<br />

their fear of rejection by either (1)<br />

calling the event childish and refusing<br />

to go; (2) fooling themselves<br />

into believing that going stag with<br />

a bunch of other losers is actually<br />

cool; or (3) saying, “The hell with<br />

Barrister’s and the SBA, I’m throwing<br />

my own damn party!” [Insert<br />

3L AR].<br />

This year VG wants things to<br />

be different. While VG doesn’t<br />

believe you have to have a date<br />

to have a good time, an increase<br />

in the number of actual dates is<br />

desired. So to save some the embarrassment<br />

of asking, we’ve decided<br />

to match a few people up.<br />

There are some couples in the<br />

<strong>Law</strong> School that are together so<br />

much, it makes you wish they’d<br />

hook-up and get it over with.<br />

Wouldn’t you love to see these<br />

lovely couples come strolling<br />

through the doors of the Omni<br />

3L J.K. and 2L M.R.; 3Ls R.G.<br />

and A.P.; 3Ls R.R. and R.E.; 2Ls<br />

K.P. and K.S.; 3Ls J.J. and C.W.;<br />

2L A.S. and 1L A.M.; 3L P.E.<br />

and 1L M.W.; 3Ls S.T. and J.H.;<br />

3Ls M.H. and J.B.<br />

Better yet, VG would love to<br />

see 3Ls giving romance another<br />

chance during the ball. Imagine<br />

the joy of seeing the following<br />

couples from first year coming together<br />

for one last chance at love<br />

as the song “Reunited” plays on.<br />

As the list indicates, some students<br />

will have to alternate between<br />

numerous dance partners.<br />

B.B. and C.K., C.K. and C.M., C.G.<br />

and J.B.; J.B. and B.M.; B.M. and<br />

K.L.; K.L. and J.W.; T.R. and M.W.;<br />

R.R. and N.M.; G.A. and S.J.; M.R.<br />

and J.S.; J.A. and D.R.; T.C. and<br />

K.E.; M.S. and P.E.; and K.H. and<br />

T. “Bushy” S.<br />

Softball:<br />

Lastly, the NGSL would like to<br />

alert you to the 16th Annual NGSL<br />

Softball Tournament on April 10-<br />

11.<br />

If you know law students at any<br />

other schools who want to come get<br />

their ass whipped, uh … we mean<br />

come enjoy friendly competition,<br />

please drop a note in the NGSL<br />

mailbox containing the name and<br />

number of a contact person.<br />

VANGUARD OF DEMOCRACY is an<br />

independent column of the<br />

North Grounds Softball League<br />

and does not necessarily represent<br />

the views of the Editors of<br />

the <strong>Virginia</strong> <strong>Law</strong> <strong>Weekly</strong>.<br />

The Docket<br />

12 Public Interest Job Fair<br />

14 Valentine’s Day<br />

16 Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras)<br />

17 Ash Wednesday<br />

17 Clint Bolick from the Institute<br />

of Justice will speak on “School<br />

Choice & the Future of Education.”<br />

Professors Wax and<br />

Ryan will serve as commentators.<br />

4:15, Location TBA. Sponsored<br />

by the Federalist and<br />

Hayek Societies.<br />

March<br />

12 MPRE Test<br />

13-21 Spring Break<br />

Top Ten Things You<br />

Hate about the First<br />

Week of School<br />

(as submitted by the Sec. Reg.<br />

Posse)<br />

10. “Sign in or die” registration<br />

policy.<br />

9. Rebuilding the stamina to drink<br />

ten beers per night.<br />

8. Laptops.<br />

7. <strong>Law</strong> students.<br />

6. Chumps who don’t turn in their<br />

cite checks over break and make<br />

their articles editor work the<br />

whole first week.<br />

5. <strong>Law</strong> professors.<br />

4. Rebuilding the stamina to sit on<br />

your ass five hours a day with<br />

your eyes open.<br />

3. “How was your break”<br />

2. $100 books.<br />

1. Teachers who pass a seating<br />

chart on the first day.<br />

By Ryan Coonerty ‘01<br />

A couple of years ago, J.R.,<br />

owner of a classic pool hall named<br />

Lucky’s, took a moment to “educate”<br />

a group of us Gap-wearing,<br />

light beer drinking, college boys<br />

while we waited for an open table.<br />

My buddies and I had been coming<br />

to Lucky’s almost every night<br />

for about three months, yet J.R.<br />

had barely acknowledged<br />

our existence beyond<br />

grumbling how<br />

much we owed for beer.<br />

The only other meaningful<br />

interaction we<br />

had with J.R. was him<br />

barking at my friend<br />

Dan to stop whistling<br />

or motioning at me to<br />

get out of the way of one<br />

of his regular customers.<br />

The “regulars,”<br />

without exception, had<br />

first rights to the stools<br />

at the bar and the pornographic<br />

magazine<br />

rack, not to mention the<br />

table.<br />

Nevertheless, on this particular<br />

evening, J.R. (either bored or<br />

inspired), explained to us that he<br />

could tell everything you needed<br />

to know about a man’s character<br />

and history by the way he shot<br />

pool. (Women, although welcomed<br />

in Lucky’s, were a subject for another<br />

night.)<br />

We sat mesmerized as he<br />

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worked his way through the patrons.<br />

First, he pointed to the “posers.”<br />

Those who walked too confidently<br />

up to the next shot, only to<br />

miss and demonstrate they didn’t<br />

have the skills to back up their<br />

facade of confidence.<br />

Next he fingered the suckers.<br />

Those guys that didn’t respect the<br />

game but were simply there trying<br />

to look cool for their buddies, a<br />

girlfriend, or an anonymous opponent<br />

who had just offered a game<br />

and maybe a small bet “just to<br />

make it interesting.”<br />

His insights went on and on,<br />

but ever since then pool has been<br />

more to me than merely sinking<br />

the 8-ball first.<br />

Searching for a place like<br />

Lucky’s in Charlottesville has met<br />

with mixed results. Initial quests<br />

turned up nothing but sports bars<br />

such as BW-3 (1935 Arlington<br />

Blvd.) and The Greenskeeper<br />

(1517 University Ave, on the “Corner”),<br />

offering little more than a<br />

chance to shoot stick as strangers<br />

try to slip past you on the way to<br />

the restroom.<br />

Katie’s Country Music Restaurant<br />

(on <strong>29</strong> North across from<br />

Fashion Square Mall) had a few<br />

more tables but very little character.<br />

It appeared to be a Denny’s<br />

decorated with pool tables.<br />

The J.R.s of the world and their<br />

pool halls seemed to have disappeared.<br />

But, after several fruitless<br />

trips up and down <strong>29</strong>, we found<br />

two acceptable places, Orbit and<br />

Rapture, both of which are solid<br />

places to play and watch pool.<br />

Rapture (103 E. Main Street),<br />

a new bar/restaurant on the downtown<br />

mall, offers almost everything<br />

a pool player out for an<br />

evening could desire — good beer,<br />

six tables, and a great funky urban<br />

atmosphere.<br />

More upscale than any pool hall<br />

I have been to, it offers<br />

Thai food, wraps and<br />

falafels, as well as many<br />

imported beers and micro-brews<br />

on tap. The<br />

red and purple pool<br />

tables, although a break<br />

from the traditional<br />

green, are popular with<br />

the patrons.<br />

The clientele is surprisingly<br />

diverse, considering<br />

the rather high<br />

prices for beer and pool.<br />

Hippies, locals, and the<br />

super-hip are all abun-<br />

photo by Marc Cohn dant, despite having to<br />

pay $10-12 per hour for<br />

a table and at least another<br />

$9 for meals. However, Rapture<br />

does offer specials such as<br />

half-price pool on Monday nights,<br />

rendering it more studentfriendly.<br />

The retro-decor (particularly<br />

the red leather booths and street<br />

lamps) and good beer make Rapture<br />

an excellent place to ponder<br />

life over the geometric calculus of<br />

a pool shot.<br />

The “Corner” version of Rapture<br />

is Orbit Billiards and Café<br />

(102 14th Street). While considerably<br />

more downscale, both in atmosphere<br />

and menu (which is bare<br />

walls and burgers and fries, respectively),<br />

Orbit has many attractive<br />

features.<br />

The smoky air and lower prices,<br />

which range from $4 to $12 an<br />

hour, depending on the time and<br />

night of the week, add a certain<br />

authenticity to one’s pool experience.<br />

Orbit has an excellent jukebox<br />

with a broad array of music, from<br />

alternative to the blues. However,<br />

Orbit’s best feature may be a number<br />

of couches that offer a particularly<br />

cool place to rest after a<br />

strenuous game.

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