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Young Lawyer vs. Senior Lawyer Softball Game<br />
CHRIS BOYD<br />
Hearsay Special Correspondent<br />
The rainy morning was a foreshadowing the young lawyers<br />
should have paid closer <strong>at</strong>tention to. The 5th Annual Young<br />
Lawyer v. Senior Lawyer softball game was held <strong>at</strong> Prairie Field<br />
on September 17th. It was not even close. The Senior Lawyers<br />
jumped all over a clearly overm<strong>at</strong>ched Young Lawyer team ending<br />
in a 5th inning "mercy rule" victory. Yes, th<strong>at</strong> means the<br />
Young Lawyers were being be<strong>at</strong>en by over ten runs.<br />
The game was called early due to the uneven skill, talent, <strong>at</strong>hleticism,<br />
and many would even say good looks, possessed by the Senior<br />
team. Highlights were numerous and came in bunches. Scott<br />
Horenstein domin<strong>at</strong>ed with his pitching, even while wearing dress<br />
shoes on the dirt infield. Judge Bennett (wait, didn't he just retire?!)<br />
showed superior speed running the bases and be<strong>at</strong>ing throws by the<br />
Young Lawyers. Greg Gonzales, Steve Turner, Shawn MacPherson<br />
and Bob Vukanovich were an unstoppable infield. And the hitting?<br />
Everyone was crushing the ball for extra bases. Judge Stahnke<br />
clearly put together a superior team this year and the Young<br />
Lawyers could only shake hands and wait for next year.<br />
However, valuable lessons were learned. It turns out th<strong>at</strong> the<br />
Senior Lawyers are quite generous in victory and purchased several<br />
pitchers of beer for the Young Team <strong>at</strong> the Prairie Tavern<br />
after the game. So who really won?<br />
Old Lawyers Aren’t so Old!<br />
JAMES SENESCU<br />
Hearsay Special Correspondent<br />
On S<strong>at</strong>urday, September 17, 2011, time appeared to roll back by a<br />
decade or so, as the Young Lawyers (under 36) took the field<br />
against the Old Lawyers (36 and over) in a he<strong>at</strong>ed softball game. It<br />
appeared th<strong>at</strong> the Young Lawyers were bringing their “A” game<br />
with the likes of Boyd, Sleight, Montgomery, Gasperino and<br />
Schultz, to name a few of the “Young Guns.” They even brought in<br />
a certified ASA umpire who (tried to) keep things honest between<br />
the two powerhouses. However, it appeared th<strong>at</strong> the sands of time<br />
stood still for a few hours as the game was actually called after 4 ½<br />
short innings with the “Mercy Rule” being put into play when the<br />
Oldies (but Goodies) stretched their lead to ten runs, with a final<br />
score of 20 to 10. Most importantly, NO injuries were reported!<br />
The Old Lawyers, led by skilled hitters/infielders Judge Stahnke,<br />
Judge Gonzales, Shawn MacPherson and Steve Turner. This is<br />
not to discount the amazing first base play of Bob Vukanovich,<br />
who dug out some very difficult throws to first base, securing<br />
some key outs against the Young Guns. Even the youngest “old<br />
guy,” yours truly, managed to lace a pair of triples to add to the<br />
mayhem. Dave West, Grant Broer, Bruce Colven and the feisty<br />
Judge Roger Bennett (Ret.) also added to the proverbial be<strong>at</strong><br />
down. Unofficial MVP, Scott “the Ace” Horenstein, also led the<br />
Oldies to a victory with his very tight pitching and excellent fielding<br />
skills. All in all, suffice it say a good time was had by all and<br />
we look forward to the defense of our championship next year.<br />
It should be mentioned th<strong>at</strong> the Young Lawyers were absolute<br />
gentlemen throughout the game, and even <strong>at</strong> the after party <strong>at</strong><br />
the Brush Prairie Tavern buying a pitcher for the Old Guys who<br />
were already seizing up from the physical stress of the event.<br />
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