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JULY 2007 

GoKnots 

BOAT COUTURE 

Summer Styles 

HORSE-BETTING TIPS 

That Don’t Work 

TRACK FASHIONS 

For the Ultimate Photo Finish 

GONDOLA RIDES 

At the Coronado Cays Canals 

ROCKIN’ THE BOAT 

Aquatic Nightlife Offerings 

DOCK AND DINE 

At Boat-Friendly Restaurants 

BLIND DATE 

At Johnny V

C O N T E N T S 

“WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO PRE-BOARD? DO YOU GET ON BEFORE YOU GET ON?” —GEORGE CARLIN 

BONVOYAGE 

11 ESSAY: PAININTHEBOAT 

Post-Cold War submarine 

races at Cabrillo Point. 

12 VOICE: FIRSTMATES 

This month’s contributors 

name their favorite 

Gilligan’s Island castaways. 

14 VISION: VIEWFINDER 

Inanimate structures come to life 

through the lens of a PB shutterbug. 

16 STYLE: BOATCOUTURE 

Sporty chic styles and 

vibrant summer colors for 

gangplank and catwalk. 

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14 

22 

24 

26 

22 STYLE: THOROUGHTHREADS 

Fashion Dos and Don’ts for 

this season’s ultimate photo 

finish at Del Mar. 

24 TASTE: ASEAFOOD 

Dock and dine at San Diego’s 

boat-friendly restaurants. 

28 

26 HOME: BOATPEOPLE 

Home is where the anchor is. 

28 SHAPE: SHIPSHAPE 

Stroke on the water: A hardcore 

workout for your core. 

 

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“I joined the navy to see the world. and what did we see? we saw the sea.” — irving berlin


C O N T E N T S 

32 

30 SPORTS: 

34 

38 


HORSEPLAY 

Sure-fire betting tips that don’t 

work. 

32 FOCUS: 

WHATADRAG 

How a speed-boat racer broke 

a record and his back in the 

same weekend. 

34 LOVE: 

BlindDate 

Beautyand the Banker meet at 

Johnny V for love and lobster. 

38 GROOVE: 

ROCKTHEBOAT 

San Diego’s see-worthy 

nightlife voyages. 

46 THINK: 

LANDHO! 

14 reasons to stay 

off boats. 

ABOVE PHOTO BY PEARL PREIS, SHORT2000.COM/PRINTS 

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Editor/Publisher 

David Perloff 

Fashion Director 

Simone Perloff 

Creative Director 

Kim Cuffe 

Advertising Director 

Mark Dobbins 

managing EDITOR 

Michael Benninger 

Contributing Writers 

Bonnie Vandewater 

Frank Sabatini, Jr. 

Susan Perloff 

Elise Purcell 

Adam Jubela 

Brad Pagano 

Photographer 

Helene Cornell 

contributing Photographers 

Jamie Clear 


Frank Sabatini, Jr. 

Adam Jubela 

Maggie Piatt Walton 

Fashion ConsultantS 

Allison Andrews 

Ida Kay 

Hair and Makeup 

Henna Rodriguez 

Libbey Lazarus 

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CAPTAINSLOG 

UNDERCOVER 

All hands on deck. Welcome aboard Pacific Beach Magazine’s 

boating issue. 

With bays, harbors and the ocean surrounding us, we see 

boats at every turn. Vessels come into view as we head north 

across the bridges into Crown Point, paddle out to catch a 

wave in La Jolla or disembark at Lindbergh Field. Here in 

paradise, the same wind that breathes life into sails whisks 

through our hair and our open car windows. 

Inside this issue, you’ll see the latest waterproof fashions 

that comprise BOATCOUTURE. Learn of the mysterious 

submarine races at Cabrillo Point. Pier into a Blind Date at 

Johnny V. Stowaway with boat people who inhabit floating 

homes. Tackle a tale about a drag boat racer who crashed at 

unfathomable speeds. Stay current on local boating events 

with our SHIPHAPPENS event calendar. Learn aweigh to 

row yourself to fitness in SHAPE. 

If you’re looking to add moor excitement to your nightlife, 

sea GROOVE for a story of aquatic evening excursions, oar 

check out boat-friendly restaurants in TASTE. 

For landlubbers, we offer Del Mar track tips that are anything 

but ashore thing. 

I guess we went a bit overboard with boating references this 

month. Without question, we are completely full of ship. 

Luckily, you won’t have to put up with it furlong. We hope 

you won’t harbor any resentment. Frigate about it. See yawl 

next month. -DMP 

THANKYOUS 

MISSION BAY SPORT CENTER: PBM thanks Mission Bay Sport Center for hosting this issue’s SHIPSHAPE kayak adventure 

photo shoot. Mission Bay’s headquarters for aquatic family fun, Mission Bay Sport Center offers group and individual lessons 

and affordable rentals of sail bots, JetSkis, powerboats, kayaks and much more. 1010 Santa Clara Pl., Mission Beach - 

missionbaysportcenter.com, (858) 488-1004. 

PILAR: PBM thanks Kirk and Alan for the use of their exquisite yacht, Pilar, during this month’s BOATCOUTURE photo shoot. 

Photographed by Helene Cornell on Kirk and 

Alan’s luxury yacht, Pilar, which was captained 

by Brien Metcalf. Styled by Allison Andrews. 

Hair by Henna Rodriguez. Makeup by Libbey 

Lazarus. On her: sporty summer fashions 

from WaterChild BodyWorks, 861 Hornblend 

St., PB, waterchildbodyworks.com. Bracelet 

from Bodywear Boutique, 5623 La Jolla Blvd., 

La Jolla, bodywearboutique.com. Sunglasses 

from Splash H20. On HIM: Splash H20, 142 

University Ave., Ste. A, Hillcrest. 

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“BASICALLY, MY WIFE WAS IMMATURE. I’D BE AT HOME IN THE BATH, AND SHE’D COME IN AND SINK MY BOATS.” —WOODY ALLEN 

E S S AY 

PAININTHEBOAT 

How not to yacht 

by susan perloff 

Once upon a time, young men took young 

women to Cabrillo Point to watch submarine 

races. I never understood why I didn’t 

see subs, since these were the chilling 

days of the Cold War, and submarines and 

Sputnik were top of mind. 

There were no submarines. Turns out the 

races were a male hoax to lure women 

out to Sunset Cliffs for some necking. Is it 

called making out now? 

Fast forward to falling in love with Cap’n 

Ed, the skipper of a 14-foot sailboat – bigger 

than a bathtub, slower than the tortoise 

and the hare. As I watched countless 

races from the pier, Cap’n Ed consistently 

lost to every other boat in the class. Impressive. 

Consistent. Boring. 

When his “yacht club,” a gathering spot 

for big boys with small dinghies, needed 

building funds, it sold concrete pavers to 

members. The club is to a marina what the 

Swap Meet is to Fashion Valley Mall: minimal 

quality, miniature size and no class. 

Cap’n sank a hundred bucks and inscribed 

Cap’n Ed: DFL, which stands for “dead 

flippin’ (or another F-word) last,” his nom 

de bateau. 

In order to convince the Cap’n to marry 

me, I indulged his passion for sunburn and 

set sail. He chose a windy day and spent 

hours teaching me the “points of sailing.” 

Not in language understandable by landlubbers, 

like “Pull that rope,” but in the 

impenetrable parlance of sea chanteys. 

“Hoist the halyard, Honey,” he said, and 

“Grab the sheet line and cleat it so we can 

head up?” Sheet line? Holy sheet. 

If you squat in a boat that accommodates 

1.7 people and you are one of 2.0 people 

on board and you grab the sheet line, the 

cleats bite your leg. Cleats are demonic 

steel tweezers designed to hold the ropes 

and lines. Lines, by the way, are other 

ropes. Lines trim the sails. Uh-huh. 

On one becalmed bay, Cap’n Ed lures me 

onto his ship with promises of a champagne 

supper on terra firma. But there is 

no wind, so no movement. In lieu of bubbly, 

a passing motorboat captain pitches 

us two cans of warm beer and offers to 

blow into our meager sail. Oh, buoy. 

And who can forget Peter the proctologist 

with a sailboat named Bend Over? Peter 

wedges his 45-foot vessel onto a shoal under 

a bridge as the tide is rising, trapping 

the mast under the southbound lane. He 

phones the Coast Guard. No help except 

for emergencies, says the guard. Sit tight 

until the tide ebbs. But Pete’s restless. He 

messes with the ropes, lines and sinkers 

until he amputates part of a finger. Then 

the Coast Guard rescues him. 

Sailboats can be fun, but not for me. I 

prefer holding hands with Ed and gazing 

across Black’s Beach for the submarines. 

Visit susanperloff.com. 

THE BEATLES’ VOICES IN “YELLOW SUBMARINE” WERE ACTUALLY THE VOICES OF OTHER ACTORS. 

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V O I C E 

“GILLIGAN’S ISLAND IS WHEREVER YOU WANT IT TO BE IN YOUR MIND.” —BOB DENVER 

FIRSTMATES 

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale of PBM 

contributors’ favorite Gilligan’s Island castaways. 


“Hands down, the Professor is my favorite castaway, 

because of simple mathematics: The most attractive + the 

most intelligent = the most dateable.” 

Ms. Vandewater is a freelance editor, writer and photographer. 

She can usually be found toting a notebook or camera to various 

bookstores, cafés, concert venues and arts and culture events. 

writer 

fashion consultant 

Allison Anderws 

“I like Mrs. HowElL. What’s better than 

being a wise, cultured, sophisticated woman 

that you know in her prime could bring boys 

to their knees? Hell, as an older woman she 

was gorgeous. She’s always dressed to the 

nines with classic, sophisticated elegance.” 

writer 

frank sabatini, jr. 

“The Professor earned my respect because he showed 

the most promise for maintaining the cast’s survival. I used to 

love the far-out contraptions he built.” 

Ms. Andrews is PBM’s fashion consultant. She 

uses her expertise, knowledge and solutions 

in the retail and fashion industries to help 

make our photo shoots sparkle. Learn more 

at apaconsulting.biz. (619) 994-1129 

Frank Sabatini, Jr. is a freelance writer and author of Secret San 

Diego (ECW Press), which is distributed throughout the U.S. and 

Canada. A native of Buffalo, N.Y., he worked six years for the San 

Diego Union-Tribune before breaking into the local food beat 

in publications that include Living in Style Magazine; Dining Out 

Magazine and the Gay & Lesbian Times. 

“The Professor. He was a smooth operator and he always had a knack for staying out of trouble 

and getting everyone else out of sticky situations. Basically he was the island pimp.” 

A self-proclaimed sports addict and know-it-all, Brad Pagano wrote this month’s sports story about losing at Del Mar page 30. He’s an east-coast transplant with a 

knack for trivia, wagering and having a good time. 

photographer 

Jamie clear 

“My favorite character would 

have to be Mary Ann, 

because she’s a girl-nextdoor 

personality in the body 

of a beauty queen. She’s the 

whole package.” 

Ms. Clear is a talented fashion 

photographer. She is full of 

energy, saturated in color 

and packed with style, which 

translates effortlessly to her 

work. Jamie shot this month’s 

SHAPE and BLINDDATE 

feature. See more at 

jamieclear.com. (760) 688-8589 

fashion consultant 

ida kay 

I would have to say Mary Ann, because she never tried to hard too 

be liked. She just was.” 

photographer 

hair stylist 

henna rodriguez 

“My fav castaway would be Ginger. She was always 

glammed up and had nowhere to go. And how 

convenient that she always had somewhere else to 

be when there was something to do. But where? She 

was on an island. The irony in it all makes me laugh.” 

Ms. Rodriguez is PBM’s hair stylist, responsible for this 

issue’s perfect coifs on the cover and in the fashion 

spread. Find her and your own style at Collections Salon 

& Day Spa, in the Fashion Valley Mall. (619) 683-7707, 

collections-salon-spa.com, henna_r@mac.com. 

helene cornell 

“Lovey Howell is by far my favorite character. She didn’t let being 

trapped on an island stop her from being a fabulous fashion icon. She lit 

up a room when she entered it by donning furs and designer dresses. She 

knew how to get the party started and was a true social butterfly.” 

Ms. Cornell is pretty fabulous herself. She shot this month’s cover and fashion 

spread, as she has done since PBM’s May issue. See more of her work at 

photographybyhelene.com. 

Ms. Kay has been working in the fashion industry for several years, 

traveling domestically and internationally to keep a fresh vision. Currently 

representing five footwear lines, she brings her fashion background and 

creativity to PBM. (866) MyShoes 

adam jubela 

“I dig Mary Ann, ‘cause she’s got the down-home beauty and personality.” 

Mr. Jubela wrote this month’s SHAPE story. He is a business coach and the 

owner and operator of Free Form Fitness, 1011 Grand Ave., PB. 

FreeFormFit.com, (858) 581-3733. 

writer 

makeup artist 

libbEy lazarus 

“Ginger. She had it all. The voice, the wardrobe 

and the body. She was sexy and proud of it. Also, 

she had a movie career, (once the professor found 

a way to get her back to the mainland).” 

Ms. Lazarus is PBM’s make-up maven. She makes 

our beautiful models look their best and can do the 

same for you at Collections Salon & Day Spa, in the 

Fashion Valley Mall. (619) 683-7707, collections-salonspa.com, 

libbeysean@yahoo.com. 


gilligan’s first name, willie, was never uttered on gilligan’s island.

V I S I O N 

“I OFTEN THINK THAT THE NIGHT IS MORE ALIVE AND RICHLY COLORED THAN THE DAY.” —VINCENT VAN GOGH 

VIEWFINDER 

Inanimate structures come to life 

THROUGH the lens of a PB shutterbug 

It’s Christopher Anthony’s job to take pictures of 10,000 buildings in San 

Diego. Anthony is a member of a team of field research photographers 

charged with capturing images of every commercial structure in the region 

for a real estate information company. Even when work’s over and the sun is 

going down, Anthony is still armed with a camera. 

“Night photography is definitely my favorite,” he says. “The darkness allows 

for a variety of colors to emerge and contrast against the dark.” 

These and other examples of Anthony’s exquisite nocturnal exposures are 

available at christopheranthonyphotography.com. For portraits, weddings or 

photos to match your home décor, call 619.228.6907. 


IN 1900, L. FRANK BAUM WROTE “WIZARD OF OZ” WHILE ON VACATION AT THE HOTEL DEL CORONADO.

S T Y L E 

“FASHION IS NOT SOMETHING THAT EXISTS IN DRESSES ONLY. FASHION IS IN THE SKY, IN THE STREET. FASHION 

On her: WaterChild BodyWorks, 

861 Hornblend St, PB, (858) 568-1541, 

waterchildbodyworks.com. 

On her: Bodywear Boutique, 5623 La Jolla Blvd., 

La Jolla, (858) 456-1054, bodywearboutique.com. 

On him: Splash H20, 142 University Ave., 

Ste. A, Hillcrest, (619) 291-1422 

On both: Blends SNEAKERS, 726 Market St, 

Downtown, (619) 233-6126, blendsus.com 

Boat 

Couture 

from gangplank to catwalk, intense color 

amplifies the season. get on board with sporty 

styles perfect for launching from the 

marina or lounging BY THE DOCK OF THE BAY. 

PHOTOS BY HELENE CORNELL 


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HAS TO DO WITH IDEAS, THE WAY WE LIVE, WHAT IS HAPPENING.” —COCO CHANEL 

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HAIR: HENNA RODRIGUEZ 

MAKEUP: LIBBEY LAZARUS 

CAPTAIN: BRIEN METCALF 

background models from left: 

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carmen conte, james ellis, 

aaliyah franks and nick francis 

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A KEY INGREDIENT USED IN THE MANUFACTURE OF LIPSTICK IS

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S T Y L E 

“THERE IS A SMILE ON EVERY FACE AND A WINNER IN EACH RACE.” —BING CROSBY 

THOROUGH 

THREADS 

Fashion Dos and Don’ts for this season’s 

ultimate photo finish. 

By Elise Purcell 

It’s track season. Time to saddle up and make a style 

statement where the surf meets the turf. The race 

is on and the stakes are high for fashion that will 

help you stand out across the board. 

Dos: 

1. Turning Up the Funk: Ladies, forget about the standard widebrimmed 

hat. Take your opening-day ensemble to the next level and 

dare to wear a funky hat like a fedora. 

2. Class Meets Comfort: Opt for a sundress in a smokin’ hot style 

that can still keep you feeling cool in the San Diego sun. Trovata and 

LAMB have fabulous selections of light dresses to keep you looking 

great, regardless of the heat. 

3. Fashionable in Flats: Put some spring in your step. Rock a cute 

pair of Candela flats for a full day on your feet. No girl wants her stilettos 

stuck in the grass. 

4. Man-tastic Pastels: In case he won’t try it himself, dress him in 

pastels like pinks, baby blues and soft yellow shades. Heck, go for it: 

tie a sweater over his shoulders. 

Don’ts: 

1. Worrying about being traditional: The races are a place 

to see and be seen, but don’t take tradition to the extreme. We are 

in San Diego after all, not at the Kentucky Derby. 

2. Overdressing: A visit to the track is normally an all-day affair, so 

comfort is key. Spend your time placing winning bets, not worrying 

about what you are wearing. 

3. Denim: No. Make him leave the holey jeans home. Style your man 

with the “clean” look that is all the rage this summer. Tailored pants 

and shorts by John Varvatos or Nice Collective are perfect. He won’t 

make it into the Turf Club with those baby blues. Denim is not allowed. 

Elise Purcell is the owner of La Jolla’s ultra-hot JEP Boutique. 

For the latest track fashion, visit JEP Boutique at 

7501 La Jolla Blvd: 858-551-0600, jepboutique.com 


BING CROSBY’S “WHERE THE TURF MEETS THE SURF” WAS NEVER RELEASED COMMERCIALLY, 

BUT RATHER WAS PLAYED AT THE DEL MAR RACE TRACK, WHICH HE OWNED.

T A S T E 

“FISH IS THE ONLY FOOD THAT IS CONSIDERED SPOILED WHEN IT SMELLS LIKE WHAT IT IS.”—P.J. O’ROURKE 

bali hai 

ASEAFOOD 

24 PBM * JULY * pacificbeachmag.com Mai Tai got its name from the Tahitian translation of “out of this world.” 

Dock and dine at any of these 

boat-friendly restaurants. By Frank Sabatini, Jr. 

atoll 

Island prime 

anthony’s 

fish grotto 

Peohe’s 

Baleen 

Action Sport Rentals 

Bay Beach Café 

858-581-5939 

1201 First St., Coronado » 619-435-4900 

www.actionsportrentals.com 

www.baybeachcafe.com 

Anthony’s Fish Grotto / Fishette 

Café Bahia 

1360 Harbor Drive » 619-232-5103 

998 W. Mission Bay Drive » 858-539-7635 

www.gofishanthonys.com 

www.bahiahotel.com 

Atoll Restaurant at the Catamaran 

Il Fornaio 

Peohe’s 

3999 Mission Blvd. » 858-539-8635 



www.catamaranresort.com 

www.ilfornaio.com 

www.peohes.com 

Bali Hai 

Island Prime and C-Level 

Sunroad Marina 

2230 Shelter Island Drive » 619-222-1181 

880 Harbor Island Drive » 619-298-6802 

955 Harbor Island Drive #100 » 619-574-0736 

www.balihairestaurant.com 

www.cohnrestaurants.com 

www.sdmarina.com 

barefoot bar 

Peohe’s 

Forget the street traffic and parking hassles. Arriving by boat to San Diego’s picturesque 

waterfront restaurants sets a fun and romantic twist to the Southern California 

dining experience. In San Diego and Mission bays, maritime customers can sail or 

motor up to nearly a dozen restaurants with boat slips located practically at their entrances. 

The slips are usually free and available on a first-come, first-served basis. 

At the Sunroad Marina, pilots can call ahead to reserve a free slip before feasting at 

Island Prime, a beacon to those hankering for steaks and fresh seafood. Located 

within walking distance to the marina’s parking lot at the water’s edge of Harbor Island, 

the popular steakhouse shares space with C-Level, a festive bar and waterfront 

patio. 

A newly rebuilt dock lies about two nautical miles south at Anthony’s Fish Grotto 

and Anthony’s Fishette, both specializing in fast, informal seafood meals 

with a New England spirit. Free boat slips are available for lunch and dinner patrons. 

Sunday brunch is the most popular meal for boaters at Shelter Island’s Bali Hai, a tiki 

temple of sorts known for colossal Mai Tai’s and South Pacific fare. The historic restaurant 

offers a 90-foot dock with four slips reserved exclusively for its seafaring guests. 

Baleen and the Barefoot Bar and Grill are two food-and-drink destinations 

at Paradise Point Resort & Spa that summon boaters with a large dock operated by 

Action Sport Rentals. Day fees range from $5 to $20, depending on the size of the 

crafts. Mosey just a few steps off the marina platform into Barefoot’s ultra-casual atmosphere 

to indulge in margaritas, ribs, wraps and live music on weekends. For a 

fine-dining atmosphere, walk a few steps further to Baleen, offering freshly shucked 

oysters and veal chops served amid a whimsical monkey theme. 

Because the Coronado Ferry Landing is temporarily closed to private boaters, hop 

aboard San Diego Harbor Excursion’s ferry or water taxi to make landfall in close proximity 

to three choice restaurants with breathtaking skyline views. 

The Bay Beach Café is nestled among dozens of quaint shops located directly 

across from the ferry landing. The bill of fare features sandwiches and salads for lunch 

and steak and lobster at dinnertime, when the café’s casual milieu gives way to a candlelight 

atmosphere after sunset. 

Pehoe’s ranks among Coronado’s most stylish restaurants. Plush seating, tropical 

décor and island-style meals highlighting fresh seafood make for a “special occasion” 

dining experience. 

Also a short walk from the ferry landing is Il Fornaio, where Mediterranean-inspired 

meals, hard-to-find Italian wines and delectable homemade breads are served within 

a sleek, modern motif that includes an inviting, elongated bar. 

Boaters venturing further south of the island can sail into Coronado Bay and dock free 

of charge at Loews Coronado Bay Resort & Spa when visiting either of the resort’s two 

restaurants. Market Café is famous for its weekend buffet brunches and marina 

views, while Mistral caters to the fine-dining set with award-winning Mediterranean 

cuisine and a global wine list. The 150-foot dock offers 10 slips occupied often by 

some of the grandest vessels in town. 

Market Café and Mistral at Loews Resort 

4000 Coronado Bay Road » 619-424-4000 

www.loewshotel.com 

Baleen / Barefoot Bar & Grill at Paradise Point 

1404 Vacation Road » 858-274-4630 

www.paradisepoint.com

H O M E 

“TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW, YOU’LL BE MORE DISAPPOINTED BY THE THINGS YOU DIDN’T DO THAN BY THE ONES YOU DID DO. SO 

BOATPEOPLE 

an ocean view isn’t enough for some people 

story and photos by bonnie vandewater 

An ocean view isn’t enough for some people. These San Diegans want to feel the 

water and hear it lapping up against the walls of their homes. And when they want a 

change of scenery, all they have to do is untie the ropes and float away. 

Flirt 

Jack and Cheryl Tensley race their home and often win. 

Their aquatic residence is a piece of history restored. In the late 1930s, the 

Naval Academy needed a fleet of sailboats and therefore held a competition 

among naval architects on the east coast. Designer Bill Luders won the 

competition and built Flirt, a 44-foot wooden Koehler Kraft sailboat that the 

Tensleys race in the Ancient Mariner class when it’s not in its slip at Southwestern 

Yacht Club. 

Originally designed to have an engine, Flirt was built during World War II 

when gasoline was rationed. Therefore, unnecessary engines “looked bad” to 

the public. Tensley, a woodworker and cabinet maker, purchased Flirt in 1990. 

He completely gutted and rebuilt the cabin as part of its restoration, later 

adding an engine. “We have it all,” he says, “except for hot running water 

and a shower.” Because it was built for racing, there isn’t room for systems 

like hot water heaters, pumps and tanks. Flirt does, however, have wi-fi and a 

flatscreen television. 

After meeting her husband in 1991, Cheryl quickly got on board with Jack’s 

littoral lifestyle. “I’m much more relaxed because I don’t have so many things 

to do and clean. Life is much simpler and more romantic because it’s such a 

romantic atmosphere. You have dinner to candlelight because that is your 

lighting. When things aren’t feeling so romantic and a conflict arises, it gets 

resolved quickly because, frankly, there’s nowhere to run.” 

You just can’t put a price on happiness. Jack says, “It’s a labor of love, first of 

all. I would never add up all the money I’ve put into it. I’d be afraid to know.” 

When pressed, he thinks a fair price would be $150,000. 

Although they’re building a home and will eventually live part-time on land, 

Jack says, “The boat is here to stay. Getting rid of the boat would be like cutting 

off an arm; it’s a part of me.” 

Aqui no mas (here no more) 

Keith and Laurie Lorence haven’t lived on land in 35 years. Their home for the 

past eleven years is a 52-foot sailboat designed by naval architect Tom Wylie. 

Aqui No Mas, docked at the San Diego Yacht Club, was built in a unique construction 

of cold-molded, criss-crossed cedar with a foam core, which makes 

it lighter, stronger and nearly twice as fast as most boats its size. Designed to 

travel around the world as a trade winds cruiser, Keith explains, “This boat can 

rip off 300-mile days, no problem.” 

Don’t let its small size deceive you. Keith says, “If we went to sell this boat, it’d 

be $450,000. There’re boats this size that go for a million, and others that would 

go for $50,000.” He wouldn’t say what it originally cost, but unlike land-based 

houses, which appreciate, boats typically depreciate in value over time. 

Although equipped with most modern amenities, including a microwave and 

wi-fi access, Keith—a sail maker and professional sailboat racer—tells of their 

biggest challenge as live-aboards. “See that building over there?” He points 

toward land to a large building in the distance. “That’s where the bathrooms 

are.” Even though they have a small “head,” they use the club’s facilities, 

mainly because they’d rather not have to pump out their holding tanks. 

Live-aboards, perhaps the happiest bunch around, tend to make the best 

of each situation. Everything—from morning bathroom trips where they find 

fresh morning coffee to trips to the local laundromat—becomes a social event. 

Laurie explains, “That’s the lemonade that’s been made from the lemons.” 

Boaters make choices and have different priorities. Laurie gestures to the hillside 

bedecked with houses, “Those are all five and ten-million-dollar homes. 

I can live in the same area and have the same ambience, or better, because 

I’m right here on the water.” 

As for why they don’t live on a powerboat, Keith leans back against his freshlysealed 

teak deck and quotes a popular sailor’s axiom: “Powerboaters are always 

in a hurry to get where they’re going; sailors are already there.” 

If you aren’t quite ready to take the plunge into living on a boat, try one out 

for the night at either of these San Diego floating hotels. 

water beds 

California Cruisin’ Boat & Breakfast 

Sleep on San Diego Bay, adjacent to the Sheraton Hotel & Marina. Ship 

guests receive a 20 percent discount on food and beverages and free use 

of the pool and Jacuzzi at the Sheraton. Choose from yachts ranging from 

42 to 55 feet. $225-$325 per night per couple. (800) 449-2248. 

Harbor Vacations Club [ harborvacationsclub.com ] 

Located near the Sheraton San Diego, this floating villa accommodates 

guests on seven yachts. $189-$269 per couple per night. (800) 922-4836. 


A NAUTICAL MILE, OR A KNOT, IS 6,080 FEET. A FATHOM IS 6 FEET. A LEAGUE IS 18,228 FEET.

SAIL AWAY FROM THE SAFE HARBOR. CATCH THE TRADE WINDS IN YOUR SAILS. EXPLORE. DREAM. DISCOVER.”—MARK TWAIN 

H O M E 

“It’s a production boat. If you have a 

Honda, every other Honda looks alike.” 

La vaquita (the little cow) 

La Vaquita is a three-story floating home docked at San Diego Yacht Club. With 

a raw cost of $575,000, upgrades of cherry floors, cabinetry and window treatments; 

teak decking; and the third cabin turned into an office/library push the 

cost of this 48-foot Navigator to $700,000. Sleek, black Corian countertops accent 

the kitchen and bathrooms. Along with two full bathrooms, La Vaquita has 

its own washer and dryer. On the top deck, you’ll find an additional refrigerator 

and grill with a mini bar. 

Sounds like a top-of-the-line luxury boat, but owners Jim and Britt Flynn insist 

it’s your average powerboat, typical of most yachts in So-Cal. Jim says, “It’s a 

production boat. If you have a Honda, every other Honda looks alike. A custom 

powerboat of this length would cost maybe $3-4 million. We have the same 

equipment everyone else has.” They split their time among three homes, two 

of which are on land. When not on La Vaquita, the Flynns can be found in either 

Scottsdale, Arizona, or Puerto Peñasco, Mexico. 

The Flynns purchase bio-diesel fuel for their 500-gallon tank. At $3.00 a gallon, 

it costs roughly $750.00 to travel to Catalina Island and back. Jim, a retired architect, 

feels it’s worth every penny. “There’s nothing like being out on the open 

sea on your own boat. I love to be on the water, and to hear the sound of the 

water at night. I love the movement. It’s wonderful.” 

“I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself.” —Maya Angelou 


S H A P E 

“EITHER YOU DECIDE TO STAY IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE POOL, OR GO OUT IN THE OCEAN.” —CHRISTOPHER REEVE 

mission bay sports center 

SHIPSHAPE 

A hardcore workout for your core 

By Adam Jubela 

It’s Jessica’s first time holding a paddle. She thinks we’re going 

to drown. 

Unsteady on our vessel, Jess and I are about to embark on a 

home-grown three-hour tour. On a rented two-seater neon 

kayak. We set sail (minus the sail) having been briefed by 

Zach Funston, managing director of the Mission Bay Sport 

Center, in Mission Beach. Our goal: fun in the sun and a 

great workout. 

Coordinating our strokes is awkward at first, but within minutes 

we’re in sync, paddling straight and gliding through the 

water. Our rhythm set, the events of my day dissolve into 

the bay. The tranquility of the moment relaxes my mind. 

Then my desire to go fast kicks in. Time to sweat. 

Kayaking offers a serious core and upper-body workout. Fitness-wise, 

it’s the kind of exercise that gets you the most 

“bang for your buck.” It may seem that arms and shoulders 

propel the craft, but it’s really the abdominals, obliques and 

the hundreds of other muscles that comprise the core that 

generate the real power. 

The more you use your core muscles, the further you’ll go and 

the more fun you’ll have. And you’ll burn way more calories. 

Here are a few tips to get the most out of your own kayaking adventure. 

(for how-to, see SIDE BAR ON OPPOSITE PAGE): 

BEFORE YOU ROW 

» Core Exercises: 

- Pilates sit-ups 

- Exercise ball leg raises 

» Upper-body Exercises: 

- Shoulder raises on a Bosu ball 

- Lat pull-downs 

At SEA (OR on the BAY) 

Just before you hit the water. 

» Light jog 50 yards down the beach and back 

» 10 push-ups (on your knees is fine) 

» 20 torso twists (10 to each side) 

BACK ON LAND 

Stretch after the workout. 

» 3 forward bends for 20 seconds each 

» 20 “Cats & Dogs” 

» Spend 60 to 90 seconds in “Shell Stretch” 

where to go 

Whether you’ve never been in a kayak or have one on top of your car, you can find a beautiful Southern California spot to match your skill level. 

LOCATION BODY OF WATER LEVEL NOTES 

Mission Bay Bay/Lake Beginner The water is calm enough, but stay heads up for boat traffic. 

La Jolla Cove Open Ocean Intermediate Bring your snorkel gear. You’ll want to get wet. 

Pacific Beach/Tourmaline St. Surf Break Intermediate-Advanced You’ll need surfing or body boarding experience to be safe. 

Snake River River Rapids Advanced Push your limits: hire a guide and be prepared to hold your breath 

Adam Jubela is the owner of FreeForm Fitness, 1011 Grand Ave., PB FreeForm Fitness is 

a revolutionary concept that combines fitness, health and well-being. Their individualized 

programs address body, mind and spirit through Exercise, Nutrition and Coaching. “We 

provide you with more than a great workout,” Jubela explains. “We give you the tools, 

attention and encouragement to succeed.” Check out Freeformfit.com. 

Special thanks to Zach and the folks at Mission Bay Sport Center for hosting 

PBM’s day on the water. Have a blast this summer in a rental kayak (or sailboat, 

powerboat, JetSki, WaveRunner, windsurfer, pedal boat or Catamaran) from Mission 

Bay Sport Center, 1010 Santa Clara Pl., Mission Beach, (858) 488-1004. 

Missionbaysportcenter.com. 


POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN WAS BORN IN A TYPHOON OFF THE COAST OF SANTA MONICA, CA.

R E A D Y, S E T, R O W 

SLH OA VP E 

Cats & Dogs 

Goal: Stretch the core 

On all fours, with knees directly under the hips and wrists 

directly under the shoulders, breathe in as you round your 

spine. As you exhale lift your head and arch your back. 

Shell Stretch 

Goal: Stretch the lats and lower back 

Start on all fours, then sit back on your heels 

and reach your arms out in front of you. 

Plank Torso Twist 

Goal: Warm-up the whole body 

In the plank position, transfer all your weight into 

your left hand. Lift your right hand to the sky as you 

twist your torso so you can you look up your right 

arm. Repeat for the opposite arm. 

Pilates Sit-Up 

Goal: Strengthen your abs 

Lying on your back, bring your arms to your sides with palms 

face down and your legs into a “table top” position. Slowly 

engage your abs and lift your head and chest to a 45-degree 

angle, then relax and repeat. 

Shoulder Raise 

Goal: Strengthen shoulders and arms. 

Standing with even weight on each foot and 

slightly bent knees, raise your arms out to the 

side (no higher than you shoulders). Bring arms 

directly in front of you, relax them back down to 

your sides, repeat. 

Surfer Lat Pull 

Goal: Strengthen upper/lower back, triceps and lower abs. 

Start in shell stretch position. Slowly begin to rise to your 

knees as you drive both arms 

to your sides. Be sure to keep 

your arms straight. Slowly lower 

yourself back into a shell stretch. 

Repeat. 

Fit Ball Leg Raises 

Goal: Strengthen lower back, 

glutes and hamstrings. 

Lying atop a fitness ball, position 

both hands on the ground, and then shift your weight forward 

as you lift your legs into the air. Hold for two seconds, and 

then lower your legs back to the ground. Repeat. 

Forward Bend (Not Pictured) 

Goal: Full body stretch 

Standing with feet hip-width apart and legs straight, bend 

forward slowly and try to touch the ground. 


S P O R T S 

“FORTUNE BRINGS IN SOME BOATS THAT ARE NOT STEERED.” —WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE 

HORSEPLAY 

Sure-fire betting tips that don’t worK By Brad Pagano 

Winning at Del Mar can be tricky. You have 

to check the daily racing forms, research 

ponies’ recent performances and know the 

inside scoop on track conditions. 

But what if you’re not a stable hand and 

don’t know dung about racing? Use what 

you do know. Maybe you know a carnie 

who trains ponies for kiddie rides at the Del 

Mar Fair. Maybe you were a pin-the-tailon-the-donkey 

star in fifth grade. Maybe 

you’re like me, and you pick the jockey with 

the most letters in his name. I almost won 

a thousand bucks once on a guy named 

Geraldo Gonzalez Alejandro Phillip Baker. 

There are a million theories on how to 

wager wisely at the races. None of them 

work. But just so you don’t look like a 

horse’s arse, take a quick whinny at these 

betting terms. 

Win: In a “Win” bet , you choose a single 

horse to win the race. To rake in the dough, 

choose a long-shot. Picking the favorite is 

like being a Patriots fan. Sure you win, but 

you don’t have any fun. 

Place/Show: Choose one horse to finish 

second or third. But if you really know who’s 

going to finish second or third, you should 

also know who’s going to win and put your 

money there. Then again, I also pick horses 

by their color, so what do I know? 

Superfecta: Use your failsafe system to 

pick the first four finishers… in a row. Win 

big, then spend your booty on Powerball 

tickets. It’s your lucky day. 

Now you’re ready to hit the track and 

lose your money. Just remember the most 

important thing: win or lose, you gots to 

look good. 

30 PBM * JULY * pacificbeachmag.com SEA HORSES ARE LOYAL AND MATE FOR LIFE. THEY OFTEN SWIM IN PAIRS, LINKED BY THEIR TAILS.

F O C U S 

“I WISH TO HAVE NO CONNECTION WITH ANY SHIP THAT DOES NOT SAIL FAST; FOR I INTEND TO GO IN HARM’S 

WHATADRAG 

How a speed-boat racer broke a record and his back in the same weekend. 

PROBLEM CHILD’S FAMILY 

LEFT: “FAST” EDDIE KNOX 

CENTER: BRIEN METCALF 

RIGHT: DALE ISHIMARU 

Brien Metcalf, a high-octane realtor with Chris Love Coastal Properties, secures sponsorship funds 

for Problem Child. He’s the captain of Pilar, the luxury yacht on which this issue’s BOAT COUTURE fashion 

spread was shot (see page 16). From his Crown Point home, Metcalf can see the finish line of Mission Bay’s 

annual Thunderboat Regatta. He also races his own blown-gas flat-bottom boat, the PhysiCole Flat 

(pictured at left). Think he’s got a little Captain in him? 


The Orange II is the fastest sailboat in the world and holds the trans-atlantic record with a

WAY.” — JOHN PAUL JONES, REVOLUTIONARY WAR HERO. 

F O C U S 

263.62 

M I L E S P E R H O U R 

| SATURDAY MAY 26, 2007 | 

In the same instant that Problem Child crosses the finish 

line and sets a new world record, her engine explodes 

(photo above). 

In the driver’s capsule, top fuel hydro drag boat captain 

Dale Ishimaru has just raced across 1,320 feet of Lake 

Red Bluff, near Redding, CA, in 4.69 seconds. His speed 

of 263.62 miles shatters the International Hot Boat 

Association’s (IHBA) record for the liquid quarter mile 

(LQM) and elevates him to world champion... again. 

The last time Ishimaru broke the record was during Mission 

Bay’s 2005 Thunderboat Regatta, in which he tore 

up the waters off Ski Beach and set the LQM mark at 

with three passes at 4.77 seconds, crushing the speed 

record at that time. 

| SUNDAY MAY 26, 2007 | 

Freshly tuned-up by owner “Fast” Eddie Knox, Problem 

Child idles at the starting line. In less than five seconds, 

Ishimaru may set yet another record. 

Fuel and maintenance cost a minimum of $9,000 per 

pass (even when the engine doesn’t explode), which 

makes every second count… a lot. San Diego real estate 

expert, Brien Metcalf, helps support the Bad Boysponsored 

Problem Child’s expensive lifestyle. His heart 

pounding, Metcalf watches from shore. 

The starting lights switch to green. Problem Child rockets 

from the starting line, creating a 300-foot wall of water 

in her wake. And then, catastrophe. 

Just past the half-way point, her left propeller disintegrates. 

She catches air, flips across the center line and 

nearly collides with the other boat before being crushed 

by the impact with the water (main background photo). 

The IHBA rescue crew quickly retrieves Ishimaru before 

bringing him ashore. A helicopter airlifts him to a nearby 

hospital with a broken back and two broken ankles. 

| TODAY | 

With titanium mesh now fusing his lower vertebrae, 

Ishimaru celebrates his independence from his hospital 

bed. Doctors expect that he will make a full recovery… 

a speedy one, no doubt. Problem Child needs some 

time to heal, too. Luckily, Metcalf is always searching for 

additional sponsors to keep the record winning team in 

championship form. 

time of 4 In days, the air, 8 hours, sound 23 travels minutes a and mile 54 in seconds. five seconds. record In the set in water, 2006. it only takes one second. 


L O V E 

“LOVE IS A NET THAT CATCHES HEARTS LIKE A FISH.” —MUHAMMAD ALI 

CATCHANDRELEASE 

BEAUTY AND THE BANKER MEET FOR LOBSTER AT JOHNNY V 

by michael benninger 

“It hasn’t actually hit me yet,” says David, 23, of Fashion 

Valley, “but I’m excited. My buddies keep joking about it.” 

This PB bank manager is about to embark on a true blind 

date, and has no idea what to expect. 

“Hopefully we’ll click and have a lot in common. Maybe 

we’ll even stay out for a while.” 

25-year-old Erin, a marketing specialist and promotional 

model from the Jersey shore, feels more anticipation than 

anxiety regarding the surprise factor. 

“I don’t know what to wear or what to expect,” she says. 

“I’ve never been set up before, and usually wouldn’t trust 

anyone to pick a guy for me. But I love reading Pacific Beach 

Magazine, and this is a new way to meet somebody.” 

Erin says that she is expecting the worst and hoping for the 

best. 

“I hope he’s polite, but he doesn’t have to pull out every 

chair or open every door for me. I’d like him to have a good 

sense of humor and be smart, too –a guy who knows what 

he’s doing beyond Friday night. Also, I don’t know if this is 

first-datish or not, but if a guy plays with my hair, I love that. 

It shows that he’s not afraid to express his affection, and it’s 

such a turn on for girls.” 

Erin’s turn-offs? 

“The worst thing would be if he comes off as cocky or 

arrogant, like if he thinks he’s good looking… but I don’t. 

And smoking cigarettes is a deal-breaker for me. If he lights 

up at any time, the date’s pretty much over.” 

Beauty and the Banker meet for lobster at PB’s Johnny V, 

where fine California coastal cuisine is electrified by the 

smooth grooves of summer. After they’ve talked over a 

couple cocktails, PBM splits them up to see how things are 

going. 

Erin notes David’s stylish appearance. 

“You can tell he doesn’t live in PB. Guys around here 

don’t wear jackets like that.” He is from Fashion Valley. 

Coincidence? We don’t think so. 

She says that the conversation is going well, 

and not just because of the drinks. 

“There’s definitely a good vibe, and I feel totally comfortable. 

David’s easy to talk to and has a good sense of humor. He 

hasn’t made me laugh, but he’s laughed at me. Anyone 

who’s down with the Jersey sarcasm is alright.” 

Is love in the air, or is it just the smell of 

lobster tail? 

“There’s no romantic connection just yet,” Erin says. “But at 

least I’ve made another friend.“ 

(continued on page 36) 

JOHNNYV 

The changing tides of coastal nightlife 

have brought casual sophistication 

to the beach. PBM thanks Johnny V 

for hosting this month’s BLINDDATE. 

Johnny V has lobster tail for just 

$10.95 on Tuesday nights. 

Energize your nights in the posh 

and unpretentious surroundings of 

Johnny V, 945 Garnet Ave., PB. 

VIPs: amy@johnnyvsd.com. 

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L O V EFOLLOWUP 

BLIND DATE CONTINUED 

has Erin raised the banker’s interest rate? 

“Erin’s totally cool, and I think she’s gorgeous. My friends will 

be jealous. She’s real easy to talk to and very down to earth. 

I feel comfortable around her. I didn’t think our conversation 

would flow so well. Erin’s very talkative, but she has a great 

personality.” Interesting placement for a “but.” 

Any romance? 

“Yeah, sure. Did she say that she felt a romantic connection 

with me?” 

Nice try, but you don’t get the answer to that question until 

you read this magazine. 

We quit bugging David and Erin and leave them to enjoy the 

rest of their evening at Johnny V. The next morning, we call to 

find out if the they plan to open a joint account or have already 

taken an early withdrawal. 

Her Ratings of Him: 

His Ratings of Her: 

Kindness: 9 

Kindness: 9 

Intelligence: 10 

Intelligence: 9.5 

Personality: 8 

Personality: 9.5 

Sexiness: 7 

Sexiness: 9 

Style: 8 

Style: 9 

Overall: 8 

Overall: 9 

Sexiness: 7, “He’s cute. There’s a difference.” 

She says. 

“I had a really good time. David’s a sweetheart, but there 

weren’t any sparks. It was more like catching up with an old 

friend. I feel like I did most of the talking, but that’s how 

I am. David seemed nervous at the beginning of the night, 

but he loosened up and stopped trying to pose after the 

photographer left. I was kind of hoping for somebody else, 

but whatever. No big deal. 

“He listened to everything I said, even though I probably 

bored him. I gave him a ride back to his car and that was it. 

Got home at 10 o’clock. No romantic chemistry at all, it was 

strictly platonic. I’d go out with him again, but I wouldn’t call 

it a date.” 

He says. 

“I think it went better than expected. The conversation was the 

best part of the date. Erin talked about her family and showed 

me pictures of them on her phone. It was nerve-wracking with 

the cameras, but it wasn’t like that the whole night. Erin has a 

very dope personality and is a totally cool chick to hang with, 

but I don’t think we clicked on a romantic level. I could tell that 

she’s looking for someone older and more established. I’d go 

out with her again as friends.”

G R O O V E 

“ O N LY T H E G U Y W H O I S N ’ T R O W I N G H A S T I M E T O R O C K T H E B O AT. ” — J E A N - PA U L S A R T R E 

ROCKTHEBOAT 

EMBARK ON San Diego’s See-Worthy NIGHTLiFE voyages by michael benninger 

Spend an evening adrift upon a casual cruise on the waters off America’s finest coast. These romantic bayside 

pleasure trips offer fireworks, fine cuisine... even mystery. Relax in the twilight or enjoy a prelude to a night out 

in the Gaslamp or beach area with any of these aquatic adventures. 

THE GONDOLA COMPANY 

The Gondola Company is your passport to a romantic Italian 

experience right off the San Diego coast. Indulge in all 

the magic and tradition of Venice in a private gondola, as 

you gently cruise through the enchanting Coronado Cays. 

Soft blankets, supplied for snuggling under the stars, transform 

the gondola into a true “love boat.” 

DEPARTS | Rides run until midnight and begin at 3 p.m. 

BAHIA BELLE 

on weekdays, 11 a.m. on weekends. 

This turn-of-the-century-style sternwheeler treks back and forth across Mission Bay from the Bahia Resort 

Hotel to the Catamaran Resort Hotel. Families are welcome on all Bahia Belle departures from 6:30 p.m. to 

DURATION | Roughly an hour. 

8:00 p.m., but launch times after 8:30 p.m. are only for ages 21 and older only. Hop aboard the Belle at the 

COST | Couples cruises start at $99 total, but up to four 

Catamaran and disembark at the Bahia’s Tangiers Bar for one of their legendary Piña Coladas. Then catch a 

more can join the party for $20 each. Reservations required. 

ride back to the Catamaran on any return trip that evening. 

menu | Feel free to BYOB. The Gondola Company will 

take care of the rest: ice buckets, glasses, bottle openers 

DEPARTS | Hourly from the Bahia Resort, starting at 6:30 p.m. and from the Catamaran Hotel, beginning 

and a complimentary appetizer or dessert. 

at 7 p.m. The Belle runs nightly throughout July and August, until 12:30 a.m., Sunday through Thursday, and 

MUSIC | Make the evening even more elegant with a violin 

or mandolin player for an additional $60. 

1:30 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. 

DURATION | Round trips take one hour; it takes about 30 minutes from port to port. 

CONTACT | gondolacompany.com 

COST | $6 per person buys unlimited cruising for the night. 

WHAT TO WEAR | Anything from shorts and sandals to business casual. 

DRINKS | Full bar opens at 9:30 p.m. Enjoy drink specials and promotions all summer long. 

MUSIC | Boogie down to a mixture of rock, jazz and blues. Weekends feature DJs and live bands. 

CONTACT | sternwheelers.com 

MURDER MYSTERY DINNER CRUISE 

Take a trip back in time to 1946 Brazil on the “Rio Can Be Murder” Mystery Dinner Cruise on Bahia Belle’s big sister, 

the William D. Evans. Enjoy a four-course meal while sailing around Mission Bay with an intriguing cast of characters. 

Keep your eyes and ears open as you try to solve this interactive whodunit. Not everything is as it seems, and everyone 

is a suspect... even the bartender. 

DEPARTS | From the Bahia Resort Dock, Wednesdays and Thursdays, beginning July 12. 

DURATION | Boarding begins at 6:30 p.m., and the murder mystery adventure lasts 2 ½ hours. 

COST | $60 per person includes everything. Reservations required. 

MENU | Exquisite entrée selections include London Broil and Grilled Salmon. 

CONTACT | mysterycafe.net 

38 PBM * JULY * pacificbeachmag.com “MIND YOUR Ps AND Qs“ WAS A TERM TAVERN-KEEPERS USED TO MAKE SURE SAILORS SETTLED THEIR

G R O O V E 

SAN DIEGO HARBOR EXCURSIONS DINNER CRUISE 

Experience the beauty of the San Diego skyline from a luxurious dining vessel 

that navigates nightly around San Diego Bay. These cruises are perfect for 

couples wanting to share a romantic evening together, but the children’s menu 

means the whole family’s invited. Guests have reserved seats for dinner and are 

welcome to wander around the ship’s deck at any time during the trip. Tear up 

the onboard dance floor after the meal, then electrify the rest of your evening 

at a Gaslamp hot spot after the ship docks at Broadway Pier. Those who prefer 

to dine during the day will enjoy Sunday Brunch cruises. 

DEPARTS | Seven nights a week from the corner of Broadway and Harbor Drive, downtown. 

DURATION | Boarding begins at 7 p.m. The cruise lasts from 7:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. 

COST | $58 for full dinner and coffee or tea. The $72 package includes two drinks. $80 affords an open bar. 

WHAT TO WEAR | Sporty, casual attire. 

menu | Three-course gourmet meal includes a flat iron steak, crab-stuffed Pacific snapper and other tasty entrees. 

MUSIC | Top 40 during dinner; the DJ turns up the heat when the dance floor begins to fill up. 

CONTACT | sdhe.com 

HORNBLOWER 

Hornblower Cruises offers special summer prices that make it more affordable to take in the sights of scenic San Diego 

Bay. Depending on the night, Hornblower offers a variety of dining and entertainment options, including dancing 

cruises, lobster dinners and fireworks spectaculars. All ages are welcome aboard the expeditions, which feature white 

linens and fine China at every meal. 

DEPARTS | Nightly dinner cruises board at 6:00 p.m. and launch at 6:30 p.m. 

DURATION | Three hours. 

COST | $69.95 per person on Saturdays; $64.95 all other nights. Weekend lobster dinner cruises are $79.95 per person. 

WHAT TO WEAR | Business casual. 

menu | Dinner includes prime cut steak and roasted chicken breast, served with potatoes du jour. 

DRINKS | Full bar onboard; one complimentary drink included with dinner. 

MUSIC | Adult contemporary music during the week; live bands and DJs during the weekends. 

CONTACT | hornblower.com 

TABS FOR PINTS A QUARTS ON PAY DAY. 

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G R O O V E 

B A R T E N D E R O F T H E M O N T H 

BOATtender 

Jon Wessels mixed things up at this month’s fashion shoot 

aboard the luxury yacht, PILAR, earning himself the coveted 

title of “BARTENDER OF THE MONTH.” 

Where do you tend bar? 

In Pacific Beach, I work for Gringo’s. I also work at Hennessy’s and The Ivy Hotel 

in the Gaslamp. 

Why do you like working at Gringos? 

Because we have a more sophisticated crowd than PB is used to, but it’s still a lot 

of fun. 

What are your shifts? 

I work Margarita Mondays, Tapas Tuesdays and Wednesday lunches. But I switch 

it up on the weekends. 

What’s your signature drink? 

At Gringo’s, everybody likes our margaritas, but I make a mean Bacardi Mojito. 

What’s the best part about being a bartender? 

Getting paid to have fun. 

And the worst part? 

Cleaning up in the late hours. 

What’s your most unusual bartending experience? 

Three pretty blond girls came into my work. One of them left me her number, and 

she turned out to be the girl next door... literally. We’re still dating to this day. 

How are you celebrating July 4th? 

Since I spent the last 3 years bartending and partying bayside, I’d like to take the 

day off and spend it on Lake Tahoe wakeboarding. 

Any Gratuitous Plugs? 

Monday, we have half-off margaritas; Tuesday is $5 Tapas; Wednesday, we have 

half-off appetizers and our newly revised wine list. Thursday is large for the price 

of small margaritas; and on Sunday we have our famous Champagne Brunch. If 

anybody wants me to sign their issue of PBM, come see me at Gringo’s. 

FIND BARTENDER JON AT GRINGO’S CANTINA, 

4474 MISSION BLVD., PB. GRINGOSCANTINA.COM 

40 PBM * JULY * pacificbeachmag.com

C O O LT U R E 

“WELL, ME DON’T SWIM TOO TOUGH, SO ME DON’T GO IN THE WATER TOO DEEP.” —BOB MARLEY 

mastmedia 

The silver screen sets sail 

aboard the Star of India 

by Bonnie Vandewater 

Snuggle under the stars aboard the historical Star of 

India and watch some favorite maritime movies. If 

you’ve seen some of these classic films before, you 

can gain a new perspective by watching their mirror 

images. Half of the audience will see the film the way 

it was intended, while the other half watches it projected 

backwards on the reverse side of the specially 

designed screen sail. 

Friday nights are Date Nights on the Star of India, 

and you must be 18 or older to board. A full bar is 

available for guests over 21. (No grog is served on 

Family Nights.) In addition to popcorn and soda, they 

offer New England clam chowder to make your movie 

experience a seafaring adventure. Even though it’s 

summertime in sunny San Diego, bring a blanket for 

those chilly nights on the water. 

Tip: Order tickets by calling ahead. For if ye be not on 

the Captain’s Manifest, ye might have to walk the plank. 

Movies Before the Mast 

Summer 2007 Schedule 

JULY 

The Bounty (1984 PG-13) 

Fridays: July 13 & 27 

Hook (1991 PG) 

Saturdays: July 14 & July 28 

AUGUST 

The Poseidon Adventure (1972 PG) 

Fridays: August 10 & 24 

Shark Tale (2004 PG) 

Saturdays: August 11 & 25 

Ticket Prices 

Adults: $13, Children (12 and under): $8 

Show Times 

Box office opens at 6:30 p.m., 

Gates open at 7:00 p.m. 

Movies begin after sundown at 

approximately 8:15 p.m. 

Maritime Museum of San Diego 

aboard the Star of India 

1492 North Harbor Drive, Downtown 

For information, call (619) 234-9153 ext. 101 

sdmaritime.com 


THE TITANIC COST $7.5 MILLION TO BUILD. THE MOVIE, “TITANIC,” COST OVER $200 MILLION.

C A L E N D A R 

SHIPHAPPENS 

Through 7/7: 

America’s Cup 2007 Race Experience 

[ nextlevelsailing.com ] 

Sail on an authentic America’s Cup sailboat while the race is actually in progress. 

7/11 -7/25: 

America opens to public for Sunset Sails 

[ nextlevelsailing.com ] 

A rare opportunity for a sunset sail around San Diego Bay in the historical luxury 

yacht, America. 

7/13 - 7/16: 

Doggie Paddle! 

[ hikebikekayak.com ] 

Take your dog for a kayaking excursion around La Jolla Cove. 

7/13 - 8/25: 

Movies Before the Mast 

[ sdmaritime.com ] 

The Star of India hosts one of the nation’s favorite outdoor movie festivals again this 

summer (See page 42). 

7/15: 

The Beach Boys 

[ humphreysconcerts.com ] 

Humphrey’s by the Bay, humphreysbythebay.com. 

7/21: 

Spa Day on the Bay 

[ holistichands.org ] 

Listen to tips from beauty and nutrition experts or just soak up creative spa treats 

that relax and revive you and your friends. Shop for classy hand bags, jewelry, and 

body products. 

7/28 & 29: 

US Open Sandcastle Competition 

[ usopensandcastle.com ] 

The annual family-friendly event in Imperial Beach. 

8/4 -8/5: 

Family Sleepovers on the Star of India 


Step back in time as you spend the night aboard the Star of India. Sleep on the 

‘tween deck where hearty and hopeful immigrants slept during the ship’s long and 

difficult voyages from England to New Zealand. 

Through 9/3: 

Sizzling Summer Special: Taco & Beer Paddle 

[ lajollakayak.com ] 

Explore by kayak the spectacular sea caves of La Jolla, followed by an ice cold beer 

and taco plate. It’s La Jolla Kayak’s Sizzling Summer Special. 

Through 9/3: 

Swim with the Sharks 


A shark-seeking snorkel tour through La Jolla Cove. 

Through 9/3: 

La Jolla Kayak Brunch Paddle 


Explore the La Jolla Cove sea caves by kayak, then enjoy a spectacular brunch at 

Piatti Restaurant, in La Jolla Shores. 

Through 10/16: Pirates of the Pacific 


Buccaneers, pirates and privateers invade the Maritime Museum. 

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T H I N K 

“IF I WERE SHIPWRECKED, AND I COULD ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK, IT WOULD BE HOW TO BUILD A BOAT” —STEPHEN WRIGHT 

LANDHO! 

14 reasons to stay on off a boat 

SHUFFLE BOARD 

Pirates tend to stink, and 

eye patches are so 1492 

BARNACLES, SHARKS AND OCTOPI 

It’s hard to keep campfires lit 

SEA SICKNESS AND 

THAT SINKING FEELING 

Ginger and Mary Ann 

are in their 80s by now 

SCURVY 

Nessie and other 

loch monsters 

THE TOILET IS TOO SMALL, 

AND IT’S CALLED THE “HEAD” 

You might have to walk the plank 

YOUR GIRLFRIEND MIGHT 

CALL YOU A “SHIP HEAD” 

Three-hour tours can take 

longer than planned 

CRABS 

Photo by Pearl Preis. 

Beautify your world with this or any of 

Pearl’s fine art prints. www.short2000.com 

46 PBM * JULY * pacificbeachmag.com In the air, sound travels a mile in five seconds. In the water, it only takes one second.

Excuse me, miss. Your night’s on fire. 

Flip-flops all day. Dress 

code enforced after 9pm. 

» T U E S D A Y 

» T H U R S D A Y 

» F R I D A Y 

Gourmet Lobster Tail....... $10.95 

Alaskan King Crab Legs.. $10.95 

Pacific Rim Salmon Filet.. $10.95 

Gourmet Filet Mignon with Garlic 

Mashed Potatoes.............$10.95 

$3 $3 $3 

Gourmet $3 Appetizers Including: 

Coconut Shrimp, Calamari, 

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Fritters 

and Garlic Parmesan Frites 

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