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(Continued from page 68 )<br />
DATE<br />
TANDY: Your cat? Awww!<br />
Bachelor #2, what action<br />
figure best describes you?<br />
BACHELOR #2: Lion-O<br />
from ThunderCats. That is<br />
the man right there.<br />
TANDY: Aww, get it!<br />
Good one! That’s a good<br />
one. Bachelor #3, if I were<br />
stranded on a deserted island,<br />
how would you save me?<br />
BACHELOR #3: To be<br />
honest, I think I’d have to<br />
put on my flip-flops and<br />
walk on water to save you.<br />
<br />
TANDY: Look what you’re<br />
doing to these girls in the<br />
audience. That’s the perfect<br />
man right there. Bachelor<br />
#1, assuming you’re really<br />
loud while making whoopee,<br />
give me an idea of what that<br />
might sound like.<br />
BACHELOR #1: Oompa,<br />
loompa, doom-pa-dee-do!<br />
<br />
TANDY: Now, does that<br />
reveal your height? All right,<br />
let’s hear from Bachelor #3.<br />
What would the theme song<br />
of our first date be? Don’t<br />
pick “Toot It And Boot It.”<br />
That won’t win anything.<br />
BACHELOR #3: Ok, have<br />
you ever seen Chariots of Fire?<br />
TANDY: No.<br />
BACHELOR #3: Aww, has<br />
anyone here seen Chariots<br />
of Fire? Okay, we’ve got one<br />
in the audience. The guy,<br />
he’s singing, dun-dun-dundun-duh,<br />
and he’s running<br />
in slow motion? That is epic.<br />
That’s the theme song.<br />
TANDY: When did that<br />
movie come out?<br />
BACHELOR #3:<br />
Like, 80s. I was<br />
probably—I don’t<br />
know what I was<br />
when it came out.<br />
TANDY: Oh, that was<br />
close. You can’t tell me<br />
your age. Ok, does<br />
anybody in the crowd<br />
have any good ones?<br />
<br />
TANDY: Bachelor #1,<br />
why should I pick you?<br />
That’s a good one.<br />
BACHELOR #1:<br />
Because I’m drinking<br />
a Coors Light.<br />
TANDY: Bachelor #2,<br />
why should I pick you?<br />
BACHELOR #2: Right,<br />
we’re all drinking Coors<br />
Light. Well, you should pick<br />
me because, one, I know<br />
we’re going to have a great<br />
time, I’m going to make you<br />
laugh, I’m sarcastic, I can tell<br />
you’re witty, you’re quick, I<br />
think our wits would match<br />
well, and I’d like to see where<br />
we can take it from there.<br />
TANDY: All right, that’s a<br />
good answer. Bachelor #3,<br />
why should I pick you?<br />
BACHELOR #3: This is the<br />
guy that’s going to fly—to<br />
walk on water, I mean. What<br />
else do you need?<br />
Host: Ok Tandy, that’s it for<br />
the questions. Now you can take<br />
a second to think about whom<br />
you want to pick. Crowd, go<br />
ahead and help her out. Whom<br />
do you think she should pick?<br />
<br />
TANDY: Man, I really, really<br />
liked #2’s last answer. All right<br />
think of a good one, one last<br />
question. Bachelor #1, what<br />
would we do tonight? Where<br />
would we go, what kind of<br />
date would we have?<br />
BACHELOR #1: We would<br />
have some wine and cheese<br />
and talk, get to know each<br />
other.<br />
TANDY: Ugh, really?<br />
Number two?<br />
BACHELOR #2: Okay, let me<br />
ask you some questions. What<br />
would you like to do tonight?<br />
TANDY: Oh, you’re going to<br />
switch it up on me, huh?<br />
BACHELOR #2: Well, yeah,<br />
in order to make plans, I<br />
would have to get to know<br />
you better right?<br />
TANDY: Shoot.<br />
BACHELOR #2: Do you<br />
like to dance?<br />
TANDY: Yes.<br />
BACHELOR #2: Ok, we<br />
can start with that. We’re<br />
already having drinks and<br />
getting into it.<br />
TANDY: You’re losing it; it’s<br />
slippin’. <br />
BACHELOR #2: All right,<br />
here’s what we’re going to do:<br />
grab a drink, get a bite to eat,<br />
get something in our system<br />
and get to know each other<br />
a little bit better, crack some<br />
jokes, laugh a little bit and<br />
then enjoy the rest of the night<br />
and see where it takes us.<br />
TANDY: And you, #3?<br />
BACHELOR #3: Well, after<br />
Bachelor #2 is done with<br />
you…<br />
TANDY: Ew! <br />
BACHELOR #3: I’ll pick you<br />
up and save you. No disrespect.<br />
I think tonight we’re going<br />
to enjoy Bar West with some<br />
appetizers and probably get<br />
on with whatever agenda they<br />
have planned for us to support<br />
Bar West and Coors Light. But<br />
after that, to be honest, I think<br />
if I’m going to give up sex for a<br />
year then we’ll just have some<br />
good conversation.<br />
<br />
Host: Ok, Tandy you’re up.<br />
Who do you pick?<br />
TANDY:I think I’m still<br />
going to go with Bachelor #2<br />
Host: Ok, Bachelor #2 is the<br />
winner! Let’s give him a hand<br />
everyone! Ok,<br />
Tandy, now let’s meet the guys<br />
you did not pick.<br />
<br />
Host: Ok, Tandy, it’s time<br />
to meet your date. Bachelor<br />
#2, come on down! On behalf<br />
of <strong>Pacific</strong>SD and Bar West,<br />
thank you all so much! Stick<br />
around—we’ll buy you more<br />
drinks. <br />
(Continued on page 72 )<br />
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