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editor’s note<br />
BY DAVID PERLOFF<br />
“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, ‘No, thank you,’<br />
to dessert that night. And for what!” —Erma Bombeck<br />
My grandmother turns 102 on January 25. No<br />
sh!t. No blood relation, of course—it’s my<br />
stepmom’s mom. If there were one, she’d have<br />
checked out decades ago.<br />
I’ve mentioned Ruth before. She rode a<br />
horse to college and didn’t see a car until she<br />
was 15. Her first boyfriend was a guy named Ben. They flew a kite<br />
together in a thunderstorm and discovered electricity.<br />
Ruth’s one tough cookie. She was speed-walking down a hill last<br />
week when the brakes went out on her walker. No joke. Or maybe<br />
she didn’t squeeze the thing hard enough. Either way, she jackknifed<br />
and hit the pavement, breaking three ribs, one collarbone and one<br />
hip. Knocked her head, too. Poor thing. My stepmother watched the<br />
incident transpire in slow-mo and feels guilty as hell about it.<br />
“I feel like I broke my Mom,” she said. She had been walking right<br />
behind Ruth at the time, and when she told me about it, she sounded<br />
as if she were going to cry, which is out of character. She’s tough, too.<br />
(Katharine, it ain’t your fault. If you can stop gravity, I have a couple<br />
other things for you to come take a look at.)<br />
You must have seen that “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” chick on<br />
TV. She’s like 80 years old and stranded in the middle of her living<br />
room floor. I’m not trying to make light of her situation; I’m just<br />
saying—compared to Ruth, she’s a complete wuss. Ruth could kick<br />
LifeAlert chick’s ass with one hand tied behind her cracked ribs.<br />
Now, seven days after the fall, despite the ribs, the collarbone,<br />
even the hip, Ruth is already walking around. She’s bored out her<br />
crystal-clear mind in the hospital room and doesn’t understand why<br />
the doctors won’t let her go home today. Actually, they probably will<br />
tomorrow—Christmas Day.<br />
Ruth is my hero. She doesn’t make resolutions. She just plain is<br />
resolute.<br />
“F#ck carpe diem,” she says. “I’m living for this instant.”<br />
Kidding. She would never talk like that. (Sorry, Gran, couldn’t resist.)<br />
But, regardless of how she would describe it, when I see how Ruth reacts<br />
to a smile, a hug, a sunset, I can envision the man I want to become.<br />
Resolutions are for old ladies who forgot to buy their emergencybutton<br />
necklaces. If you were to ask Ruth, she’d tell you not to<br />
promise yourself to be a better person tomorrow. She’d tell you to<br />
go outside, smile at someone, share some love and improve your<br />
surroundings before the second hand hits the 12 again. Don’t wait,<br />
do it now! (Remember, this is Ruth talking. I’m still just sitting here,<br />
typing, trying to count how many <strong>San</strong>ta cookies I’ve eaten. I really<br />
need to start cutting down on desserts.)<br />
Carpe momento, <strong>San</strong> <strong>Diego</strong>. Love you guys for making <strong>Pacific</strong>SD<br />
what it is today—the city’s most popular magazine. I’m so happy to<br />
be with you as we enter our fifth year together.<br />
And happy birthday, Gran. My gift to you—new brakes. Let’s<br />
resolve to sue whomever made that damn walker you’ve been rolling<br />
around on.<br />
David Perloff, Editor-In-Chief<br />
(Ardo, I can’t believe you<br />
read this crap. I swear, it’s<br />
just you and my mom.)<br />
We have a winner! It’s you!<br />
Every day in 2010, <strong>Pacific</strong>SD lovers won<br />
$50 gift certificates—and then some. In fact,<br />
the world’s most adored group of magazine<br />
readers won just over $23,400 in bar tabs,<br />
gourmet dinners, concert tickets, VIP passes,<br />
clothing, spa services, laser treatments (‘cause<br />
that tattoo just had to go) and so much more.<br />
The love shower continues throughout 2011.<br />
In January, <strong>Pacific</strong>SD is giving away more<br />
than 450 cheeseburgers (see page 52 for the<br />
Click yourself the prize of the day at<br />
yummy details on that), hot event tickets and<br />
facebook.com/pacificsd. Thanks for playing from<br />
gift certificates to these generous sponsors:<br />
<strong>Pacific</strong>SD, the magazine that loves you back.<br />
Happy 2011, guys! To match<br />
your unwavering sexiness, we’ve<br />
overhauled <strong>Pacific</strong>SD’s look for<br />
the New Year, making it easier<br />
to navigate and more fun to<br />
read. Hope you like!<br />
LOOKING<br />
MAHHHVELOUS<br />
6 pacificsandiego.com {January 2011}