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Port-o-Poop
The ability to relieve oneself confidently in a portable
toilet is an important part of a dynamic pooping repertoire.
And it’s absolutely essential if you plan a career in
construction or if you’re a Renaissance faire enthusiast.
To defeat the anxiety caused by the communal odors
and encroaching lines, practice for the Port-o-Poop by
applying traditional techniques of transcendental meditation.
Picture yourself on your favorite toilet, perhaps
the toilet of your childhood. Visualize the way it used to
make you feel at peace. This mental escape routine will
let you poop anywhere, anytime, on anything.
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