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the tiled den. Graciously accept membership into this elite collective and commit yourself to this lifestyle. The <strong>Kama</strong> <strong>Pootra</strong> is a lifelong endeavor; it will stay with you until your last breath. Remember that one must poop to live. As Cartesian philosophy teaches, if you poop, then you must exist.* Practice these techniques until they are ingested deep within your soul. Bathroom time is precious. Poop every time as if it were your last. *“Je poop donc je suis” or “I poop therefore I am,” René Descartes, Discourse on the Method (1637) 114
About the Author Daniel Cole Young is a native of Livermore, California. Daniel is a graduate of the University of California at Davis, where he earned degrees in computer science and French. He lives in Los Angeles. 115
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Contents Acknowledgments . . . . .
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Positions with Toys . . . . . . . .
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Acknowledgments Without the followi
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Victorian modesty, the Kama Pootra
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Solo The Kama Pootra begins as a pe
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The Thinker This is the premier pos
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The Lotus This position is achieved
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The Breast Exam An important aspect
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Spread Eagle Students blessed with
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The Pike This position brings the g
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The Cannonball After years of scien
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Naked Man as he was designed, freed
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Runner , s Poop Exercise biologists
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Skydive Lying supine across the toi
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The Pommel Horse This pose takes it
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Leapfrog This position requires leg
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High Crouch This position is ideal
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Group Positions Pooping with a part
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Foot Massage Like pooping, a bathro
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The Reverse Heimlich Dr. Henry Heim
Page 77: Positions with Toys Throughout the
Page 80: Kitty Style Pooping with animals is
Page 84: Your Dad , s Position For dads, poo
Page 88: The Foodie If Virginia Woolf had st
Page 92: The Giga-Flop This position is for
Page 96: Phone Poop There are innumerable re
Page 100: Gas Mask The gas mask is a useful a
Page 105 and 106: Public Toilet Since its inception,
Page 109 and 110: Camping Camping can be a valuable e
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Page 114 and 115: The Mile High Club You may think yo
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Page 118 and 119: A Poop Abroad During the college ye
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Page 122 and 123: Tantric The universal principles of
Page 125: Conclusion Pooping is central to ou
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