BILLY BUNTER'S Big Top Page 1 of 97 - Friardale
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<strong>BILLY</strong> BUNTER’S <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Top</strong><br />
‘It’s the lunatic!’ yelled Bunter. ‘Collar him! Seize him! Look out for his knife!<br />
Help! Seize him! Bag him! Help!’<br />
Five or six pairs <strong>of</strong> hands were laid, not gently, on the sprawling Whiffles<br />
He was dragged to his feet, and held securely.<br />
He struggled furiously, utterly enraged by this attack from his own employees.<br />
He struggled and yelled.<br />
But he was held fast. Slaney had one arm, Tomasso Tomsonio had the other.<br />
Samson the Strong Man took a grip on the back <strong>of</strong> his neck. George Mix<br />
brandished the chopper. Nobby Nobbs grasped him somewhere, and Texas<br />
Bill somewhere else. Two or three more men got a grip. Whiffles struggled<br />
and roared, and threatened in vain.<br />
‘We got him, sir!’ gasped George. ‘Quiet, you murdering villain! Behave<br />
yourself, or look out for this chopper!”<br />
‘I’ll sack you!’ yelled Mr. Whiffles furiously. ‘I’ll sack the lot <strong>of</strong> you! Take a<br />
week’s notice all round!’<br />
‘Mad as a ‘atter!’ said George.<br />
‘Poor chap!’ said Slaney. ‘Fair raving!’<br />
‘Let me go!’ shrieked the infuriated Whiffles, struggling madly. ‘I tell you you’re<br />
sacked! Sacked! Do you hear?’<br />
‘Poor feller!’ said George Mix.<br />
‘Fair <strong>of</strong>f his crumpet, ain’t he?’ said Nobby Nobbs, ‘Who does he think he is, I<br />
wonder, poor chap?’<br />
‘Hold him tight!’ gasped Bunter.<br />
‘We got him all right, sir! He won’t do any ‘arm now.’<br />
‘He—he—he thinks he’s somebody else, you know!’ gasped Bunter. ‘Lunatics<br />
do, you know. I dare say he thinks he’s me, or— or the Prime Minister, or the<br />
Pope, you know, Lunatics are like that.’<br />
‘Mad as a ‘atter! Fancy a bloke going about at night dressed up in bathing<br />
clobber and a bathing towel!’ said George. ‘Keep quiet, you image! We don’t<br />
want to ‘urt a pore lunatic; but you can’t be let loose. Look ‘ere! What asylum<br />
do you belong to?’<br />
‘Let me go!’ shrieked Mr. Whiffles, almost foaming at the mouth.<br />
He was utterly amazed, and astounded, and bewildered. The dreadful<br />
disaster <strong>of</strong> being seen without his wig had happened. That had been the very<br />
worst <strong>of</strong> Mr. Whiffles’ terrors, But, apparently, it was not the worst. As<br />
Shakespeare has said: ‘Thus bad begins, but worse remains behind.’<br />
Mr. Whiffles forgot even his bald head; that long, and carefully kept secret<br />
was revealed at last, in his rage and fury at what was happening now. It<br />
seemed to him that the whole circus had gone insane.<br />
‘Let me go! You’re sacked!’ he bawled. ‘I’ll kick out the lot <strong>of</strong> you! How dare<br />
you! Hands <strong>of</strong>f!’<br />
‘Hold him tight!’ gasped the Owl <strong>of</strong> the Remove. ‘He’s dangerous, you know.<br />
Mind he doesn’t bite!’<br />
‘Release me! Rascals, villains, wretches!’<br />
‘Got a fine flow <strong>of</strong> language, ain’t he?’ grinned Nobby Nobbs. ‘Look ‘ere, my<br />
pore feller, you take it quiet! Tell us who you are, and we’ll see you’re took<br />
safe home without being ‘urt. The pore chap can’t help being balmy in the<br />
crumpet!’<br />
‘Who are you?’ demanded Slaney.<br />
‘What! You fool! I’m Mr. Whiffles!’ roared the hapless circus proprietor. ‘Don’t<br />
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