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<strong>BILLY</strong> BUNTER’S <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Top</strong><br />
prepared to take a chance. It was unfortunate, for Mr. Quelch, possibly<br />
looking for a victim in his ‘model’ Form, picked on Bunter in the history class.<br />
Bunter’s knowledge <strong>of</strong> history was dim. He did not hate history as he hated<br />
Latin, or loathe it as he loathed maths. He had only a mild dislike for it.<br />
When Mr. Quelch asked Bunter who succeeded Queen Elizabeth, he did not<br />
doubt that even Bunter would be able to reply. Fellows were supposed to<br />
know their ‘kings and queens’ before they got into the Lower Fourth at all. But<br />
Bunter hesitated.<br />
‘Come, Bunter,’ said Mr. Quelch testily. ‘You can tell me what monarch came<br />
after Queen Elizabeth?’<br />
‘Oh, yes, sir!’ said Bunter confidently.<br />
‘Well, who was it, Bunter?’<br />
‘Philip <strong>of</strong> Spain, sir.’<br />
‘What?’ ejaculated Mr. Quelch.<br />
‘But she wouldn’t have him, sir!’ added Bunter.<br />
‘Ha, ha, ha!’ shrieked the Remove.<br />
Mr. Quelch gazed at Bunter. The Remove yelled. They could not help it.<br />
‘Bless my soul!’ ejaculated Mr. Quelch. ‘Silence—silence!’ The merriment died<br />
away quite suddenly.<br />
‘You misunderstand me, Bunter,’ said the Remove master severely. ‘I did not<br />
mean “came after” in that absurd sense <strong>of</strong> the expression. Give me the name<br />
<strong>of</strong> the monarch who succeeded Queen Elizabeth on the throne.’<br />
‘Oh!’ said Bunter.<br />
Here he was at a loss. Any fag in the Second Form could have told him, but<br />
no fag <strong>of</strong> the Second was there to do so. Skinner, from behind Bunter, could<br />
not resist the opportunity. In a whisper heard only by Bunter and fellows close<br />
at hand, he gave Bunter the information.<br />
‘Solomon!’<br />
Had Bunter paused to reflect, even Bunter would have realised that that was<br />
not quite right. But Bunter did not pause to reflect. He was too anxious to get<br />
on the right side <strong>of</strong> Quelchy that morning.<br />
‘Solomon, sir!’ he said promptly.<br />
Mr. Quelch jumped.<br />
‘What?’ he hooted.<br />
‘Sus-sus-sus-Solomon, sir!’ gasped Bunter, realising that something was<br />
wrong, but sticking to his guns.<br />
‘You absurd boy!’<br />
‘Oh, sir!’ gasped Bunter.<br />
‘Your crass ignorance is really astounding, Bunter. You will be detained for<br />
the afternoon, and you will write out from your book the names <strong>of</strong> all the<br />
queens and kings <strong>of</strong> England from the Norman Conquest a hundred times.’<br />
‘Ow!’ groaned Bunter.<br />
‘I hope this will be a lesson to you,’ said Mr. Quelch severely.<br />
‘I—I say, sir—’<br />
‘Enough!’ snapped Mr. Quelch.<br />
‘But—but I can’t be detained this afternoon, sir!’ gasped Bunter.<br />
‘What?’<br />
‘You—you see, sir, I want to go to the circus.’<br />
‘Silence!’ said Mr. Quelch, in a formidable voice. ‘You will be detained until six<br />
o’clock, Bunter.’<br />
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