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<strong>BILLY</strong> BUNTER’S <strong>Big</strong> <strong>Top</strong><br />
preferred to grip William George Bunter. His grip would have been deadlier.<br />
He fairly hooted into the transmitter.<br />
‘Bunter! Is that you, Bunter?’<br />
‘Oh, is that you, Quelchy?’<br />
‘What? What?’<br />
‘Good morning, sir! Nice morning!’ came the fat voice over the wires. ‘I hope<br />
you’re well this morning, sir! Not tired from your walk last night, what?’<br />
Mr. Quelch would have ground his teeth had they not been an expensive set.<br />
So that disrespectful young rascal knew that he had been out in search <strong>of</strong> him<br />
the previous night!<br />
‘Bunter! Where are you?’<br />
‘Here, sir!’<br />
‘Where, you stupid boy? Where are you—” Mr. Quelch nearly said: ‘Where<br />
are you speaking from?’ which would have been twice in one day. But he<br />
checked himself in time. ‘From where are you speaking, Bunter?’<br />
‘Not Courtfield, sir! I’m miles and miles from Courtfield!’ came the fat voice,<br />
rather hastily.<br />
‘So you are in Courtfield!’ hissed Mr. Quelch.<br />
It really was odd how people naturally assumed the opposite from any <strong>of</strong><br />
William George Bunter’s statements. The same experience must have fallen<br />
to the lot <strong>of</strong> Ananias, Baron Munchausen, and George Washington.<br />
“Nunno, sir! I’ve just said not! I—I’m speaking from Lantham! That is to say,<br />
Canterbury! Canterbury, sir!’<br />
You untruthful young rascal!’<br />
‘Oh, really, sir—”<br />
Return to the school at once. Bunter! Do you hear? You are to return to<br />
Greyfriars immediately!’<br />
I’m just going to speak about that, sir! Owing to circumstances, I shan’t be<br />
able to come back to school this term.’<br />
‘What? What? What?’<br />
‘It’s only a few more days, anyhow, sir. We’re just on the hols. hope you won’t<br />
mind if I start hols now.’<br />
Certainly I shall mind! I shall mind very much! I command you to return<br />
instantly, Bunter, and take the punishment that is due for your unexampled<br />
audacity and disrespect and rebelliousness. I order you to lose not a moment<br />
in returning to the school, where the severest possible punishment is awaiting<br />
you!’<br />
‘I didn’t catch that, sir.’<br />
‘What?’<br />
‘Would you mind saying that over again, sir?’<br />
‘Bunter! I—I—I——”<br />
‘The fact is, sir, I’ve got an engagement, a very important engagement. It’s<br />
nothing to do with a circus.’<br />
‘You are at the circus now!’ hooted Mr. Quelch.<br />
Mr. Quelch felt that the telephone was an inadequate instrument. It did not<br />
bring you sufficiently in touch with people. He wanted to be in much closer<br />
touch with Bunter. He would have touched him hard.<br />
‘No, nothing <strong>of</strong> the kind! I haven’t been to the circus at all. In fact, I haven’t<br />
heard <strong>of</strong> one in these parts. But——”<br />
‘Bunter, I command you to return to Greyfriars!’<br />
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