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<strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> parish<br />
magazine <strong>of</strong><br />
<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s,<br />
Sevenoaks<br />
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Parish Pilgrimage to<br />
Walsingham <strong>2012</strong><br />
Decorating in the<br />
Vicarage … and in the<br />
church.<br />
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By the time the June edition <strong>of</strong> <strong>About</strong> <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s appears Father Robin<br />
Jones will be the Vicar and we will be embarking upon a new chapter<br />
in the life <strong>of</strong> the parish. We should do all that we can to welcome Father<br />
Robin and his family and to support him as he leads us forward in<br />
worship and mission. I hope that as many <strong>of</strong> the congregation as<br />
possible will be present on the evening <strong>of</strong> <strong>May</strong> 24 to support Father<br />
Robin at his induction and to welcome the many visitors who will be<br />
coming to <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s for the occasion. We will be serving refreshments<br />
in the Parish Room after the induction and Marigold Seal would be<br />
grateful for any <strong>of</strong>fers to contribute food for this (and for the Diamond<br />
Jubilee tea on Sunday 3 June).<br />
This is also the moment to give thanks to God for all the good people,<br />
priests and laymen and women, who have supported us during the<br />
interregnum. It has been a great encouragement that in difficult times<br />
so many people stepped forward to take on new responsibilities and<br />
have worked tirelessly to maintain the worship and life <strong>of</strong> the parish.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y are too numerous to mention by name, but an exception must<br />
be made for Father Barry, whose faithful service and wise words have<br />
been a source <strong>of</strong> strength to us throughout the interregnum We owe<br />
a debt <strong>of</strong> gratitude to him and to all the others who have helped us.<br />
Looking back over the last year, I take particular satisfaction in the<br />
fact that <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s supported the creation <strong>of</strong> the loavesNfishes food<br />
bank last summer and has continued to support it and provide it with<br />
a home. <strong>The</strong>se are hard times for some people in Sevenoaks, espe-<br />
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cially in our parish, and the food bank helps by providing families in<br />
need with a weekly bag <strong>of</strong> groceries. When the Bishop <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />
made his visit to Sevenoaks Deanery at the end <strong>of</strong> March he commended<br />
the food bank at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s as an example <strong>of</strong> how the<br />
churches are reaching out to the community as part <strong>of</strong> their Christian<br />
mission. Up to now the main contributor to the food bank has been<br />
one <strong>of</strong> the local supermarkets, but the amount <strong>of</strong> food received from<br />
this source has recently diminished and we therefore need to increase<br />
the supply from other sources. Fortunately parents at Sevenoaks<br />
School are now making regular donations and some other local<br />
schools have agreed to help, but we too need to continue to do our bit<br />
at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s and to encourage other churches to help as well. <strong>The</strong><br />
loavesNfishes basket will continue to be put out at the back <strong>of</strong> the<br />
church every Sunday and donations <strong>of</strong> cash are also welcome.<br />
April has, appropriately enough, been a time for spring-cleaning at <strong>St</strong><br />
<strong>John</strong>’s. <strong>St</strong>eeplejacks have been up to the bell turret and restored the<br />
bell to working order. I felt giddy watching them, as they put ladders<br />
in places where I would not<br />
have thought it possible. We<br />
plan that, after a long silence,<br />
the bell will come to life again<br />
at Father Robin’s induction.<br />
Graham Davison has also been<br />
ascending the heights, this<br />
time inside the church, as he<br />
and Simon Raikes built a scaffolding<br />
tower in the sanctuary<br />
and painted over the ugly<br />
brown stains high up on the<br />
north wall on either side <strong>of</strong> the<br />
chancel arch. A team <strong>of</strong> volunteers<br />
has been helping Father<br />
Robin to paint the walls <strong>of</strong> the<br />
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Vicarage. And a lot <strong>of</strong> effort went into making the church beautiful for<br />
our Easter celebrations.<br />
So, when Jacqueline and I hand the keys <strong>of</strong> the church to Father<br />
Robin on 24 <strong>May</strong>, I like to think that they will be the keys to a church<br />
which is a fitting place for the worship <strong>of</strong> God and with a congregation<br />
in good spirit. Of course we face challenges, but I pray that with the<br />
help <strong>of</strong> God and under the leadership <strong>of</strong> Father Robin we will be able<br />
to tackle them with courage and determination.<br />
David Bonner<br />
<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s Branch meetings in <strong>May</strong>:<br />
Tuesday 8 th , 10.15am:<br />
Prayer Group (12 Holmesdale Road)<br />
All welcome!<br />
Tuesday 1 st , 8pm<br />
Evening meeting at 12 Holmesdale Road ~<br />
an opportunity to discuss what we do as a branch, what we<br />
might do better and to plan for the future - all suggestions<br />
welcome!<br />
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Annual Parish Pilgrimage<br />
to Walsingham<br />
13-15 April <strong>2012</strong><br />
We commenced our Pilgrimage with a combined service <strong>of</strong> a said Mass at <strong>St</strong>.<br />
<strong>John</strong>’s conducted by Canon Brian <strong>St</strong>evenson followed by a blessing for our<br />
journey to Walsingham. At approximately 10.15am the Happy Band <strong>of</strong> Pilgrims<br />
departed by coach. It was lovely to see both old and new friends.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was a lunch stop at Barton Mills; some <strong>of</strong> us had taken a packed lunch<br />
so we had a picnic and other people bought their lunch at the snack bar.<br />
Once more we set <strong>of</strong>f on our journey, having a written quiz on the coach.<br />
<strong>The</strong> coach was very comfortable, with an excellent lady driver.<br />
Having arrived in Walsingham in good time after allocation <strong>of</strong> rooms and<br />
keys in the green room we assembled for the first visit to the Shrine<br />
<strong>Church</strong> and a tour <strong>of</strong> the Shrine and the village for those who wished. At<br />
5pm we grouped for <strong>The</strong> <strong>St</strong>ations <strong>of</strong> the Cross and intercessions read by<br />
David Bonner. Supper was later and those who again wished could meet in<br />
the Norton Room.<br />
Saturday morning after breakfast we made our separate ways to the Slipper<br />
Chapel from where we walked along the disused railway line back to the<br />
village reciting the Rosary.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was then free time in which to have<br />
lunch, followed by games and fellowship in the Orangery.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Pilgrim Mass was at 6pm followed by supper and a candlelit procession<br />
in the grounds, followed by the Ministry <strong>of</strong> Healing.<br />
Sunday Sung Mass was held in the Parish <strong>Church</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>St</strong> Mary’s and was attended<br />
by many pilgrims.<br />
Or one could go to the Chantry Mass at the<br />
Shrine. After Mass we all enjoyed a roast beef Sunday lunch.<br />
At 2.30am there was Sprinkling at <strong>The</strong> Holy Well. This was later followed<br />
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y Procession <strong>of</strong> the Blessed Sacrament and Benediction. By now it was<br />
time for the final visit to the shrine. It was good to see Carolyn and Oliver<br />
serving as cross bearer and acolyte. All seemed to have passed so quickly<br />
since we made that first visit. Our pilgrimage had been so rewarding and a<br />
joyful one.<br />
<strong>The</strong> group photograph was taken. A happy band <strong>of</strong> pilgrims boarded the<br />
coach and departed for Sevenoaks. We stopped for a short break on the<br />
way home and arrived back at <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s after a good journey home.<br />
I am sure everyone felt refreshed and happy from our week-end. <strong>The</strong> programme<br />
gave one time to reflect and have personal time. I personally always<br />
make time for sitting on the bench in the gardens donated on behalf<br />
<strong>of</strong> my friend Joyce who died some years ago now. I find the time to be<br />
both quiet and reflective.<br />
Bishop Lindsay, the Shrine administrator, sends his best wishes to everyone<br />
at <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s. So another year <strong>of</strong> our annual pilgrimage is over until next<br />
year. A rewarding Pilgrimage enjoyed by all. Why not join us next time?<br />
Everyone would be most welcome. Any questions about the week-end please<br />
approach any <strong>of</strong> the committee or indeed anyone who came on the pilgrimage.<br />
Valerie Robinson<br />
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<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s CE Primary School<br />
Congratulations to <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s School!<br />
<strong>The</strong> summer term at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s has been full-on since the moment the doors<br />
opened.<br />
Years 4, 5 and 6 have been to Ironbridge for three days this week and by<br />
all accounts the trip has gone well with a huge variety <strong>of</strong> experiences on <strong>of</strong>fer<br />
– including the rain.<br />
Clare <strong>St</strong>range’s Sports Partnership Olympic Torch has been in the school<br />
this week and on 20 th July the school will be helping to celebrate the Olympic<br />
Torch coming through Sevenoaks.<br />
<strong>The</strong> SIAS <strong>Church</strong> Inspection took place during the first week <strong>of</strong> term and I<br />
am happy to report that the Inspector’s findings mirrored last term’s Ofsted<br />
report. <strong>The</strong> word “good” was used for every department <strong>of</strong> this thorough<br />
inspection and as in the Ofsted report “outstanding” was there too.<br />
We can be extremely proud <strong>of</strong> all that the Head Teacher Sally Quirk and<br />
her team have achieved in such a short space <strong>of</strong> time. <strong>The</strong>ir dedication and<br />
commitment to the cause sets the tone for all aspects <strong>of</strong> school life. <strong>The</strong>ir<br />
ability to understand each child as an individual and the self confidence that<br />
this gives to each child makes <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s the success it has become.<br />
<strong>The</strong> parents give tremendous help and work so well with the school which all<br />
goes towards creating the family atmosphere which is there for all to see at<br />
<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s. Smiling faces are all around and the children have an excellent<br />
work ethic along with calm, respectful behaviour to those around them.<br />
If anyone would like to visit the school and see the children and staff at<br />
work or play they are most welcome but please contact the school first.<br />
Edward Oatley<br />
Chair <strong>of</strong> Governors<br />
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We are delighted to be able to share the final Ofsted report with you,<br />
which we feel reflects very well on our school. We can <strong>of</strong>ficially say that <strong>St</strong><br />
<strong>John</strong>’s is a good school with outstanding features. Under the new Ofsted<br />
framework, in operation since January <strong>2012</strong>, we are told that a number <strong>of</strong><br />
schools have been downgraded, which makes our achievements at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s<br />
all the more exceptional.<br />
I would just like to share an email with you:<br />
Good morning Sally<br />
Congratulations on the outcome <strong>of</strong> the Ofsted inspection for <strong>St</strong><br />
<strong>John</strong>’s. We are all really delighted for you, the staff and the children.<br />
To be judged ‘Good’ under the new framework is a considerable<br />
achievement. Well done and do pass on our congratulations to everyone<br />
at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s.<br />
Have a well deserved break when it comes!<br />
Best wishes,<br />
Alex<br />
Alex Tear, Director <strong>of</strong> Education Diocese <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />
What we do well (and sometimes outstandingly well):<br />
“This is a school that it is not resting on its laurels.”<br />
• Pupils flourish both socially and academically.<br />
• Pupils achieve well and develop a love <strong>of</strong> learning.<br />
• Most teaching is good or better.<br />
• Teachers plan exciting lessons that engage and motivate pupils well.<br />
• Pupils make good, and sometimes outstanding, progress in most lessons.<br />
• Teachers have good expectations <strong>of</strong> the more able and challenge them well.<br />
• Teaching successfully promotes pupils’ spiritual, moral, social and cultural<br />
development and encourages an understanding <strong>of</strong> values such as respect,<br />
kindness and trust.<br />
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Behaviour and safety<br />
• Teachers manage pupils’ behaviour highly effectively<br />
• Pupils are sociable and articulate and develop good confidence and selfesteem.<br />
• Pupils are enthusiastic learners and their positive attitudes ensure that time<br />
is rarely wasted in lessons<br />
• Pupils are polite and courteous, and they support each other well.<br />
• <strong>The</strong> school has effective systems for promoting good behaviour<br />
• <strong>The</strong> school focuses strongly on keeping pupils safe.<br />
• <strong>The</strong> governing body ensures that safeguarding arrangements meet requirements.<br />
Leadership and management<br />
• <strong>St</strong>rong leadership<br />
• <strong>The</strong> headteacher and other senior leaders are passionate about getting the<br />
best for their pupils and they embrace with enthusiasm new initiatives.<br />
• <strong>The</strong> governing body provides good challenge and support to the school and<br />
plays a good part in planning for the future.<br />
Parent and Pupil Comments<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> school is obviously growing in stature and we are delighted that our<br />
child is here.’ – Parent<br />
‘I believe my son is making good progress because <strong>of</strong> the diligence <strong>of</strong><br />
his teachers.’ - Parent<br />
‘Teachers always go that extra mile.’ - Parent<br />
‘Lessons are fun.’ - Pupil<br />
‘Bullying is very rare and is tackled quickly because adults listen to us.’ – Pupil<br />
I am full <strong>of</strong> thanks and admiration <strong>of</strong> this amazing school team. Going the<br />
extra mile, as endorsed by the inspection findings, is the culture <strong>of</strong> this<br />
school.<br />
<strong>The</strong> partnership between parents and school is a key part <strong>of</strong> our successes.<br />
If anyone has any questions about the report, please do not hesitate to contact<br />
me.<br />
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Sally Quirk
ANNUAL MEETINGS<br />
<strong>The</strong> meetings to elect our PCC and <strong>Church</strong>wardens for the coming<br />
year were held on Sunday 25 th March <strong>2012</strong>, attended by 43 parishioners.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first meeting, the Annual Meeting <strong>of</strong> Parishioners, re-elected<br />
David Bonner and Jacqueline Dungay to serve as <strong>Church</strong>wardens for<br />
the coming year.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Annual Parochial <strong>Church</strong> Meeting included receiving reports on the<br />
Electoral Roll, the Fabric <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Church</strong>, the Deanery Synod, the<br />
financial statements, the Annual Report for 2011, and the election <strong>of</strong><br />
ten members <strong>of</strong> the PCC.<br />
<strong>The</strong> PCC consists <strong>of</strong>:<br />
Clergy: Fr Robin Jones (after 24 th <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong>)<br />
<strong>Church</strong>wardens: David Bonner<br />
Jacqueline Dungay<br />
General Synod: Jim Cheeseman<br />
Deanery Synod: David Candlin<br />
David Edmeads<br />
Michael Payne<br />
<strong>John</strong> Robinson<br />
Elected Members: Carolyn Alchin <strong>St</strong>uart Fletcher<br />
David Ashenden Jackie Hendry<br />
Sandy Chaili<br />
Donald Newholm<br />
Mary-Clare Davies Douglas Seal<br />
Sandy Chaili<br />
Jane Woodrow-Clark<br />
At a brief meeting <strong>of</strong> the PCC following the Annual Meetings, Jim<br />
Cheeseman was re-appointed as Vice Chair, Douglas Seal as<br />
Treasurer and Mary-Clare Davies as Electoral Roll Officer and<br />
Secretary.<br />
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Lent Pilgrimage to Aylesford Priory<br />
Saturday 24 th March <strong>2012</strong><br />
It was a beautiful day and after a detoured journey we met up in the<br />
large car park at the Friars, Aylesford with several friends from <strong>St</strong>.<br />
<strong>John</strong>’s.<br />
<strong>The</strong> day was organised by Forward in<br />
Faith with Revd. Canon David Herbert,<br />
the regional Dean, giving the addresses<br />
and sermon at the three services<br />
in the lovely <strong>St</strong>. Joseph’s Chapel.<br />
<strong>The</strong> theme for the services (Morning<br />
Prayer, concelebrated noon Mass and<br />
Evensong) and for the day was <strong>The</strong><br />
Way, <strong>The</strong> Truth and <strong>The</strong> Life from<br />
<strong>John</strong> 14.<br />
Following the noon Mass and <strong>The</strong> Angelus<br />
it was time for lunch which was<br />
available from the Shrine Café but we<br />
from <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s met together for a<br />
picnic lunch in lovely Spring gardens<br />
which had a display <strong>of</strong> a variety <strong>of</strong><br />
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plants and a pond with wildlife including ducks, a woodpecker, birds<br />
and two black swans.<br />
During the day there was time to visit the pottery, tea-room, gift shop<br />
or to just relax in the gardens.<br />
After a most rewarding pilgrimage on the way home we were delayed<br />
in the traffic in the village <strong>of</strong> Eccles, which was our only exit from the<br />
Friars. A double decker bus and a large tractor could not pass one another<br />
in the restricted village lane so everyone had to wait for the police<br />
to arrive, which they did after about 15mins.<br />
This item I unfortunately submitted too late to be in the April<br />
Magazine — so this is somewhat old news after the event!<br />
Valerie Robinson<br />
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CAN YOU HELP?<br />
We shall need refreshments for<br />
the reception after Fr. Robin Jones’ Induction<br />
on Thursday, <strong>May</strong> 24 th<br />
and also for our<br />
Diamond Jubilee Tea Party on Sunday June 3 rd .<br />
It will be marvellous if everyone could supply a<br />
plate <strong>of</strong> food for these two special occasions.<br />
If you can help in this way, or would like more<br />
information, please speak to Marigold, or sign<br />
the lists at the back <strong>of</strong> the church.<br />
Thank you.<br />
Please come to celebrate these<br />
two important events.<br />
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MONEY MATTERS<br />
<strong>The</strong> annual church accounts for the year to 31 December<br />
2011 have now been made available, which means that you all have<br />
details <strong>of</strong> income and expenditure in the past year. We must now<br />
look forward to <strong>2012</strong>.<br />
In the first quarter <strong>of</strong> <strong>2012</strong> our average weekly costs were £968 and<br />
our average weekly income was £1,308, which shows an improvement<br />
on the income <strong>of</strong> the last quarter <strong>of</strong> 2011. Our surplus in the first<br />
quarter <strong>of</strong> <strong>2012</strong> was therefore £340.<br />
We are now greatly looking forward to the arrival <strong>of</strong> our new vicar but<br />
this will increase our weekly costs by about £700.<br />
Thank you very much to all who have recently increased their giving<br />
and would you all please review your stewardship giving to attempt to<br />
cover the anticipated shortfall <strong>of</strong> £360 per week.<br />
To increase your giving by<br />
1. Banker’s order – please notify your bank accordingly.<br />
2. <strong>St</strong>ewardship envelope – please adjust the amount in your<br />
weekly envelope.<br />
If you are a taxpayer please ensure that your giving is under gift aid<br />
and this will effectively increase your giving by 25%, as the church<br />
will be able to reclaim your tax.<br />
If you wish to commence giving by means <strong>of</strong> a banker’s order or complete<br />
a gift aid form for the first time, please collect the appropriate<br />
form from the back <strong>of</strong> the church and note on the form if you wish to<br />
start using stewardship envelopes.<br />
Please speak to me if you have any queries.<br />
Douglas Seal (Tel. 456124)<br />
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Come and join us for ...<br />
<strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s<br />
Sunday 3 rd June<br />
4pm<br />
Christian Aid Week<br />
13 th – 19 th <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
• <strong>The</strong> commissioning service takes place at <strong>St</strong> Luke's <strong>Church</strong><br />
at 6.30pm on Sunday <strong>May</strong>.<br />
• Help with house to house collections would be welcome.<br />
Those interested should contact Carolyn Alchin.<br />
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Entering two teams in the Sevenoaks Indoor Cricket League<br />
was a bold move, but having gained a place in the 1 st Division we realised that<br />
this was not a place where people could sample the game. Our second team<br />
would play in the 3 rd Division where standards were less exacting.<br />
Mark Cheeseman runs the teams and it is a great tribute to him that we<br />
fielded a full team for all <strong>of</strong> the 15 games we were scheduled to play. 18<br />
players in all played and <strong>of</strong> those 7 were new to the indoor game. Our 1 st<br />
team ended up as 4 th in the 1 st Division, while the 2 nd team avoided the<br />
wooden spoon in the 3 rd Division.<br />
We have played two 1 st team games, the first being against Sevenoaks Vine<br />
who are the leading club in the Sevenoaks District. <strong>The</strong>y batted first and<br />
runs came steadily after they lost their first wicket with the first ball. We<br />
had only three regular bowlers but they all stuck to the task and we restricted<br />
Sevenoaks Vine to 105-5. Colin Brown was our most economical<br />
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owler taking 2-11. Our innings started disastrously, our two openers both<br />
departing without scoring. If the Vine thought they had an easy win they<br />
were mistaken. Ed Bonner scored an impressive 51 and Colin Brown supported<br />
him with 37 not out. We needed 17 to win <strong>of</strong>f the last over but only<br />
managed 12, ending up at 101-5. Once again we had given a good account <strong>of</strong><br />
ourselves.<br />
So we came to the last game against Holmesdale. We were able to field a<br />
strong team but unfortunately Mark Davies was nursing a back injury. We<br />
batted first and none <strong>of</strong> our batsmen were out, three retiring on 25 not out,<br />
and ended up with a score <strong>of</strong> 109-0. Our bowling and fielding were once<br />
again up to the mark and wickets fell regularly until the Holmesdale innings<br />
ended in the 11 th over with an all out score <strong>of</strong> 71. Colin Brown ran through<br />
the tail with 4-6, while Mark Davies had only two scoring shots <strong>of</strong>f the two<br />
overs he bowled. A fantastic end to a good season.<br />
For their final game the 2 nd team faced Brasted & Sundridge II and only<br />
had to take more points than Shoreham to ensure they escaped the wooden<br />
spoon. <strong>The</strong> Brasted & Sundridge batsmen were in aggressive form and<br />
blasted their way to a score <strong>of</strong> 122 but lost 5 wickets. Our batsmen could<br />
not match their pace but everyone contributed and we ended up with an all<br />
out score <strong>of</strong> 89. Thus we had scored 5 bonus points. Shoreham then faced<br />
Chevening Amblers, who went on to win the game and the 3 rd Division title.<br />
As Shoreham only secured 1 point we escaped the wooden spoon.<br />
Thank you very much to all those who participated in our two teams during<br />
the season.<br />
Jim Cheeseman<br />
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Emotions …<br />
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about the issues <strong>of</strong> living<br />
or dying. I said to her, "Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent<br />
on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, please disconnect<br />
all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.”<br />
My wife got up from the s<strong>of</strong>a and gave me a look <strong>of</strong> admiration.<br />
She then proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Satellite Dish, the DVD, the Computer,<br />
the Mobile Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox. She then went to the fridge and threw away<br />
all my beer.<br />
I Almost Died !<br />
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In <strong>May</strong> the weather can be all over the place; it can cruelly change<br />
to bring a late frost. Borders will be bursting with fresh, new foliage,<br />
but don’t plant out too soon those tender plants.<br />
• Sow runner beans outside towards the end <strong>of</strong> the month.<br />
• Sow dwarf beans in the middle <strong>of</strong> this month.<br />
• Sow beetroot ¾” deep, 5” apart in rows 12” apart.<br />
• Mint can be lifted and divided this month.<br />
• Carefully earth up potatoes. If you are growing potatoes in bags or<br />
containers make sure you top up with soil and keep well watered and<br />
fed.<br />
• Plant out your leeks 4”-6” deep, 9” apart in rows 12”-15” apart.<br />
• Keep seedlings and plants free from weeds.<br />
• Sow salad vegetables at regular intervals for a constant supply. Protect<br />
young plants from SLUGS.<br />
• Pinch out the growing tips <strong>of</strong> broad beans once five trusses <strong>of</strong> flowers<br />
have formed. It will help to control BLACK FLY.<br />
• Sow in greenhouse or on window sill cucumbers, courgettes, marrows.<br />
• Mulch raspberry canes to help retain moisture.<br />
• Feed sweet peas weekly with liquid fertilizer and water well during dry<br />
spells.<br />
• This out hardy annuals sown earlier.<br />
• Containers and hanging baskets can be planted up at the end <strong>of</strong> this<br />
month.<br />
• Finish planting dahlias and begonia tubers.<br />
• Watch for aphids on your roses; spray as necessary.<br />
If you have time, do try to visit one <strong>of</strong> the many splendid gardens in the<br />
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Now the light and warm evenings are here, enjoy the beauty, glory and peace<br />
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Liturgical & Prayer Calendar for <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
Day Colour Celebration Intention<br />
01 R SS Philip & James, Apostles Fr Robin Jones<br />
02 W <strong>St</strong> Athanasius, Bishop & Doctor <strong>The</strong>ological Colleges<br />
03 W Feria <strong>The</strong> PCC<br />
04 R English Saints & Martyrs <strong>of</strong> the<br />
Reformation<br />
All who are persecuted for<br />
their faith<br />
05 W Feria <strong>The</strong> Mothers’ Union<br />
06 W Easter V Our Parish<br />
07 W Feria Our Choir<br />
08 W Feria Fr Robin Jones<br />
09 W Feria Our Servers<br />
10 W Feria Our <strong>Church</strong>wardens<br />
11 W Feria Our Reader<br />
12 W Feria Forward in Faith<br />
13 W Easter VI Our Parish<br />
14 W <strong>St</strong> Matthias, Apostle<br />
Peter, our Bishop<br />
(Rogation Day)<br />
15 W Rogation Day Papua New Guinea<br />
16 W Rogation Day Fr Robin Jones<br />
17 W ASCENSION DAY <strong>The</strong> Anglican Communion<br />
18 W Feria Our Nursing Homes<br />
19 W <strong>St</strong> Dunstan, Archbishop <strong>The</strong> Diocese <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />
20 W Easter VII<br />
Our Parish<br />
(Sunday after Ascension Day)<br />
21 W <strong>St</strong> Helena All Mothers<br />
22 W Feria <strong>The</strong> Guild <strong>of</strong> All Souls<br />
23 W Feria <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s School<br />
24 W Feria Fr Robin Jones:<br />
his Institution<br />
25 W <strong>The</strong> Venerable Bede Our Sunday School<br />
26 W <strong>St</strong> Augustine, Archbishop <strong>The</strong> <strong>Church</strong> <strong>of</strong> England<br />
27 R Pentecost Our Parish<br />
28 W <strong>St</strong> Lanfranc, Archbishop Rowan, Archbishop <strong>of</strong><br />
Canterbury<br />
29 G Feria BOBs<br />
30 G Feria Our Cleaners<br />
31 W Visitation <strong>of</strong> the Blessed Virgin<br />
Mary<br />
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Dates from the Parish Diary -<br />
Dates for <strong>May</strong> ...<br />
Sunday 6 th<br />
the Rt. Rev. Richard Fenwick, Bishop <strong>of</strong> <strong>St</strong><br />
Helena, will celebrate Mass and preach.<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>May</strong> Queen will be crowned after Mass<br />
13 th -19 th Christian Aid Week<br />
Thursday 24 th , 7.30pm<br />
Induction <strong>of</strong> Fr Robin Jones<br />
More dates for your diary ...<br />
Sunday 3 rd June, 4pm<br />
Sunday 24 th June, 4pm<br />
Sunday 30 th September<br />
Diamond Jubilee Tea Party<br />
Patronal Festival<br />
Confirmation by Bishop Peter<br />
Services:<br />
Sundays: 10.00am Sung Mass, with Sunday<br />
School<br />
Please refer to the weekly Sunday Pew Sheet for confirmation and<br />
timings <strong>of</strong> weekday services.<br />
We are very grateful to all those who are helping us ensure that all<br />
the usual services and devotions are taking place at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s during<br />
the interregnum. We are sure that everyone will do all they can to<br />
ensure that everything is well supported.<br />
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Vicar<br />
Mr. David Bonner<br />
Miss Jacqueline Dungay<br />
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Fr. Barry Compton Hon. Assistant Priest 01883<br />
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Mr. <strong>John</strong> Robinson Reader 356588<br />
Mr. James Cheeseman<br />
Guild <strong>of</strong> All Souls<br />
Reader Emeritus<br />
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Mrs. Jackie Hendry Pastoral Assistant 453010<br />
Mr. <strong>John</strong> Hendry Organist & Choirmaster 453010<br />
Mr. Douglas Seal Treasurer 456124<br />
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Mrs. Valerie Chaili Mothers’ Union 460695<br />
Mrs. Amy Payne Walsingham Cell 882093<br />
Mrs. Amy Payne Youth Group (BOBs) 882093<br />
P a r i s h O f f i c e<br />
Telephone:<br />
Email:<br />
Website:<br />
Parish Administrator:<br />
Magazine editor:<br />
Please contact the <strong>Church</strong>wardens<br />
during the interregnum.<br />
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Palm<br />
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Maundy<br />
Thursday<br />
Good<br />
Friday<br />
Easter Vigil<br />
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Easter Day