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<strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />

<strong>The</strong> parish<br />

magazine <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s,<br />

Sevenoaks<br />

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Parish Pilgrimage to<br />

Walsingham <strong>2012</strong><br />

Decorating in the<br />

Vicarage … and in the<br />

church.<br />

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By the time the June edition <strong>of</strong> <strong>About</strong> <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s appears Father Robin<br />

Jones will be the Vicar and we will be embarking upon a new chapter<br />

in the life <strong>of</strong> the parish. We should do all that we can to welcome Father<br />

Robin and his family and to support him as he leads us forward in<br />

worship and mission. I hope that as many <strong>of</strong> the congregation as<br />

possible will be present on the evening <strong>of</strong> <strong>May</strong> 24 to support Father<br />

Robin at his induction and to welcome the many visitors who will be<br />

coming to <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s for the occasion. We will be serving refreshments<br />

in the Parish Room after the induction and Marigold Seal would be<br />

grateful for any <strong>of</strong>fers to contribute food for this (and for the Diamond<br />

Jubilee tea on Sunday 3 June).<br />

This is also the moment to give thanks to God for all the good people,<br />

priests and laymen and women, who have supported us during the<br />

interregnum. It has been a great encouragement that in difficult times<br />

so many people stepped forward to take on new responsibilities and<br />

have worked tirelessly to maintain the worship and life <strong>of</strong> the parish.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y are too numerous to mention by name, but an exception must<br />

be made for Father Barry, whose faithful service and wise words have<br />

been a source <strong>of</strong> strength to us throughout the interregnum We owe<br />

a debt <strong>of</strong> gratitude to him and to all the others who have helped us.<br />

Looking back over the last year, I take particular satisfaction in the<br />

fact that <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s supported the creation <strong>of</strong> the loavesNfishes food<br />

bank last summer and has continued to support it and provide it with<br />

a home. <strong>The</strong>se are hard times for some people in Sevenoaks, espe-<br />

(Continued on page 4)<br />

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cially in our parish, and the food bank helps by providing families in<br />

need with a weekly bag <strong>of</strong> groceries. When the Bishop <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />

made his visit to Sevenoaks Deanery at the end <strong>of</strong> March he commended<br />

the food bank at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s as an example <strong>of</strong> how the<br />

churches are reaching out to the community as part <strong>of</strong> their Christian<br />

mission. Up to now the main contributor to the food bank has been<br />

one <strong>of</strong> the local supermarkets, but the amount <strong>of</strong> food received from<br />

this source has recently diminished and we therefore need to increase<br />

the supply from other sources. Fortunately parents at Sevenoaks<br />

School are now making regular donations and some other local<br />

schools have agreed to help, but we too need to continue to do our bit<br />

at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s and to encourage other churches to help as well. <strong>The</strong><br />

loavesNfishes basket will continue to be put out at the back <strong>of</strong> the<br />

church every Sunday and donations <strong>of</strong> cash are also welcome.<br />

April has, appropriately enough, been a time for spring-cleaning at <strong>St</strong><br />

<strong>John</strong>’s. <strong>St</strong>eeplejacks have been up to the bell turret and restored the<br />

bell to working order. I felt giddy watching them, as they put ladders<br />

in places where I would not<br />

have thought it possible. We<br />

plan that, after a long silence,<br />

the bell will come to life again<br />

at Father Robin’s induction.<br />

Graham Davison has also been<br />

ascending the heights, this<br />

time inside the church, as he<br />

and Simon Raikes built a scaffolding<br />

tower in the sanctuary<br />

and painted over the ugly<br />

brown stains high up on the<br />

north wall on either side <strong>of</strong> the<br />

chancel arch. A team <strong>of</strong> volunteers<br />

has been helping Father<br />

Robin to paint the walls <strong>of</strong> the<br />

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Vicarage. And a lot <strong>of</strong> effort went into making the church beautiful for<br />

our Easter celebrations.<br />

So, when Jacqueline and I hand the keys <strong>of</strong> the church to Father<br />

Robin on 24 <strong>May</strong>, I like to think that they will be the keys to a church<br />

which is a fitting place for the worship <strong>of</strong> God and with a congregation<br />

in good spirit. Of course we face challenges, but I pray that with the<br />

help <strong>of</strong> God and under the leadership <strong>of</strong> Father Robin we will be able<br />

to tackle them with courage and determination.<br />

David Bonner<br />

<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s Branch meetings in <strong>May</strong>:<br />

Tuesday 8 th , 10.15am:<br />

Prayer Group (12 Holmesdale Road)<br />

All welcome!<br />

Tuesday 1 st , 8pm<br />

Evening meeting at 12 Holmesdale Road ~<br />

an opportunity to discuss what we do as a branch, what we<br />

might do better and to plan for the future - all suggestions<br />

welcome!<br />

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Annual Parish Pilgrimage<br />

to Walsingham<br />

13-15 April <strong>2012</strong><br />

We commenced our Pilgrimage with a combined service <strong>of</strong> a said Mass at <strong>St</strong>.<br />

<strong>John</strong>’s conducted by Canon Brian <strong>St</strong>evenson followed by a blessing for our<br />

journey to Walsingham. At approximately 10.15am the Happy Band <strong>of</strong> Pilgrims<br />

departed by coach. It was lovely to see both old and new friends.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was a lunch stop at Barton Mills; some <strong>of</strong> us had taken a packed lunch<br />

so we had a picnic and other people bought their lunch at the snack bar.<br />

Once more we set <strong>of</strong>f on our journey, having a written quiz on the coach.<br />

<strong>The</strong> coach was very comfortable, with an excellent lady driver.<br />

Having arrived in Walsingham in good time after allocation <strong>of</strong> rooms and<br />

keys in the green room we assembled for the first visit to the Shrine<br />

<strong>Church</strong> and a tour <strong>of</strong> the Shrine and the village for those who wished. At<br />

5pm we grouped for <strong>The</strong> <strong>St</strong>ations <strong>of</strong> the Cross and intercessions read by<br />

David Bonner. Supper was later and those who again wished could meet in<br />

the Norton Room.<br />

Saturday morning after breakfast we made our separate ways to the Slipper<br />

Chapel from where we walked along the disused railway line back to the<br />

village reciting the Rosary.<br />

<strong>The</strong>re was then free time in which to have<br />

lunch, followed by games and fellowship in the Orangery.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Pilgrim Mass was at 6pm followed by supper and a candlelit procession<br />

in the grounds, followed by the Ministry <strong>of</strong> Healing.<br />

Sunday Sung Mass was held in the Parish <strong>Church</strong> <strong>of</strong> <strong>St</strong> Mary’s and was attended<br />

by many pilgrims.<br />

Or one could go to the Chantry Mass at the<br />

Shrine. After Mass we all enjoyed a roast beef Sunday lunch.<br />

At 2.30am there was Sprinkling at <strong>The</strong> Holy Well. This was later followed<br />

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y Procession <strong>of</strong> the Blessed Sacrament and Benediction. By now it was<br />

time for the final visit to the shrine. It was good to see Carolyn and Oliver<br />

serving as cross bearer and acolyte. All seemed to have passed so quickly<br />

since we made that first visit. Our pilgrimage had been so rewarding and a<br />

joyful one.<br />

<strong>The</strong> group photograph was taken. A happy band <strong>of</strong> pilgrims boarded the<br />

coach and departed for Sevenoaks. We stopped for a short break on the<br />

way home and arrived back at <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s after a good journey home.<br />

I am sure everyone felt refreshed and happy from our week-end. <strong>The</strong> programme<br />

gave one time to reflect and have personal time. I personally always<br />

make time for sitting on the bench in the gardens donated on behalf<br />

<strong>of</strong> my friend Joyce who died some years ago now. I find the time to be<br />

both quiet and reflective.<br />

Bishop Lindsay, the Shrine administrator, sends his best wishes to everyone<br />

at <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s. So another year <strong>of</strong> our annual pilgrimage is over until next<br />

year. A rewarding Pilgrimage enjoyed by all. Why not join us next time?<br />

Everyone would be most welcome. Any questions about the week-end please<br />

approach any <strong>of</strong> the committee or indeed anyone who came on the pilgrimage.<br />

Valerie Robinson<br />

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<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s CE Primary School<br />

Congratulations to <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s School!<br />

<strong>The</strong> summer term at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s has been full-on since the moment the doors<br />

opened.<br />

Years 4, 5 and 6 have been to Ironbridge for three days this week and by<br />

all accounts the trip has gone well with a huge variety <strong>of</strong> experiences on <strong>of</strong>fer<br />

– including the rain.<br />

Clare <strong>St</strong>range’s Sports Partnership Olympic Torch has been in the school<br />

this week and on 20 th July the school will be helping to celebrate the Olympic<br />

Torch coming through Sevenoaks.<br />

<strong>The</strong> SIAS <strong>Church</strong> Inspection took place during the first week <strong>of</strong> term and I<br />

am happy to report that the Inspector’s findings mirrored last term’s Ofsted<br />

report. <strong>The</strong> word “good” was used for every department <strong>of</strong> this thorough<br />

inspection and as in the Ofsted report “outstanding” was there too.<br />

We can be extremely proud <strong>of</strong> all that the Head Teacher Sally Quirk and<br />

her team have achieved in such a short space <strong>of</strong> time. <strong>The</strong>ir dedication and<br />

commitment to the cause sets the tone for all aspects <strong>of</strong> school life. <strong>The</strong>ir<br />

ability to understand each child as an individual and the self confidence that<br />

this gives to each child makes <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s the success it has become.<br />

<strong>The</strong> parents give tremendous help and work so well with the school which all<br />

goes towards creating the family atmosphere which is there for all to see at<br />

<strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s. Smiling faces are all around and the children have an excellent<br />

work ethic along with calm, respectful behaviour to those around them.<br />

If anyone would like to visit the school and see the children and staff at<br />

work or play they are most welcome but please contact the school first.<br />

Edward Oatley<br />

Chair <strong>of</strong> Governors<br />

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We are delighted to be able to share the final Ofsted report with you,<br />

which we feel reflects very well on our school. We can <strong>of</strong>ficially say that <strong>St</strong><br />

<strong>John</strong>’s is a good school with outstanding features. Under the new Ofsted<br />

framework, in operation since January <strong>2012</strong>, we are told that a number <strong>of</strong><br />

schools have been downgraded, which makes our achievements at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s<br />

all the more exceptional.<br />

I would just like to share an email with you:<br />

Good morning Sally<br />

Congratulations on the outcome <strong>of</strong> the Ofsted inspection for <strong>St</strong><br />

<strong>John</strong>’s. We are all really delighted for you, the staff and the children.<br />

To be judged ‘Good’ under the new framework is a considerable<br />

achievement. Well done and do pass on our congratulations to everyone<br />

at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s.<br />

Have a well deserved break when it comes!<br />

Best wishes,<br />

Alex<br />

Alex Tear, Director <strong>of</strong> Education Diocese <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />

What we do well (and sometimes outstandingly well):<br />

“This is a school that it is not resting on its laurels.”<br />

• Pupils flourish both socially and academically.<br />

• Pupils achieve well and develop a love <strong>of</strong> learning.<br />

• Most teaching is good or better.<br />

• Teachers plan exciting lessons that engage and motivate pupils well.<br />

• Pupils make good, and sometimes outstanding, progress in most lessons.<br />

• Teachers have good expectations <strong>of</strong> the more able and challenge them well.<br />

• Teaching successfully promotes pupils’ spiritual, moral, social and cultural<br />

development and encourages an understanding <strong>of</strong> values such as respect,<br />

kindness and trust.<br />

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Behaviour and safety<br />

• Teachers manage pupils’ behaviour highly effectively<br />

• Pupils are sociable and articulate and develop good confidence and selfesteem.<br />

• Pupils are enthusiastic learners and their positive attitudes ensure that time<br />

is rarely wasted in lessons<br />

• Pupils are polite and courteous, and they support each other well.<br />

• <strong>The</strong> school has effective systems for promoting good behaviour<br />

• <strong>The</strong> school focuses strongly on keeping pupils safe.<br />

• <strong>The</strong> governing body ensures that safeguarding arrangements meet requirements.<br />

Leadership and management<br />

• <strong>St</strong>rong leadership<br />

• <strong>The</strong> headteacher and other senior leaders are passionate about getting the<br />

best for their pupils and they embrace with enthusiasm new initiatives.<br />

• <strong>The</strong> governing body provides good challenge and support to the school and<br />

plays a good part in planning for the future.<br />

Parent and Pupil Comments<br />

‘<strong>The</strong> school is obviously growing in stature and we are delighted that our<br />

child is here.’ – Parent<br />

‘I believe my son is making good progress because <strong>of</strong> the diligence <strong>of</strong><br />

his teachers.’ - Parent<br />

‘Teachers always go that extra mile.’ - Parent<br />

‘Lessons are fun.’ - Pupil<br />

‘Bullying is very rare and is tackled quickly because adults listen to us.’ – Pupil<br />

I am full <strong>of</strong> thanks and admiration <strong>of</strong> this amazing school team. Going the<br />

extra mile, as endorsed by the inspection findings, is the culture <strong>of</strong> this<br />

school.<br />

<strong>The</strong> partnership between parents and school is a key part <strong>of</strong> our successes.<br />

If anyone has any questions about the report, please do not hesitate to contact<br />

me.<br />

10<br />

Sally Quirk


ANNUAL MEETINGS<br />

<strong>The</strong> meetings to elect our PCC and <strong>Church</strong>wardens for the coming<br />

year were held on Sunday 25 th March <strong>2012</strong>, attended by 43 parishioners.<br />

<strong>The</strong> first meeting, the Annual Meeting <strong>of</strong> Parishioners, re-elected<br />

David Bonner and Jacqueline Dungay to serve as <strong>Church</strong>wardens for<br />

the coming year.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Annual Parochial <strong>Church</strong> Meeting included receiving reports on the<br />

Electoral Roll, the Fabric <strong>of</strong> the <strong>Church</strong>, the Deanery Synod, the<br />

financial statements, the Annual Report for 2011, and the election <strong>of</strong><br />

ten members <strong>of</strong> the PCC.<br />

<strong>The</strong> PCC consists <strong>of</strong>:<br />

Clergy: Fr Robin Jones (after 24 th <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong>)<br />

<strong>Church</strong>wardens: David Bonner<br />

Jacqueline Dungay<br />

General Synod: Jim Cheeseman<br />

Deanery Synod: David Candlin<br />

David Edmeads<br />

Michael Payne<br />

<strong>John</strong> Robinson<br />

Elected Members: Carolyn Alchin <strong>St</strong>uart Fletcher<br />

David Ashenden Jackie Hendry<br />

Sandy Chaili<br />

Donald Newholm<br />

Mary-Clare Davies Douglas Seal<br />

Sandy Chaili<br />

Jane Woodrow-Clark<br />

At a brief meeting <strong>of</strong> the PCC following the Annual Meetings, Jim<br />

Cheeseman was re-appointed as Vice Chair, Douglas Seal as<br />

Treasurer and Mary-Clare Davies as Electoral Roll Officer and<br />

Secretary.<br />

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Lent Pilgrimage to Aylesford Priory<br />

Saturday 24 th March <strong>2012</strong><br />

It was a beautiful day and after a detoured journey we met up in the<br />

large car park at the Friars, Aylesford with several friends from <strong>St</strong>.<br />

<strong>John</strong>’s.<br />

<strong>The</strong> day was organised by Forward in<br />

Faith with Revd. Canon David Herbert,<br />

the regional Dean, giving the addresses<br />

and sermon at the three services<br />

in the lovely <strong>St</strong>. Joseph’s Chapel.<br />

<strong>The</strong> theme for the services (Morning<br />

Prayer, concelebrated noon Mass and<br />

Evensong) and for the day was <strong>The</strong><br />

Way, <strong>The</strong> Truth and <strong>The</strong> Life from<br />

<strong>John</strong> 14.<br />

Following the noon Mass and <strong>The</strong> Angelus<br />

it was time for lunch which was<br />

available from the Shrine Café but we<br />

from <strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s met together for a<br />

picnic lunch in lovely Spring gardens<br />

which had a display <strong>of</strong> a variety <strong>of</strong><br />

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plants and a pond with wildlife including ducks, a woodpecker, birds<br />

and two black swans.<br />

During the day there was time to visit the pottery, tea-room, gift shop<br />

or to just relax in the gardens.<br />

After a most rewarding pilgrimage on the way home we were delayed<br />

in the traffic in the village <strong>of</strong> Eccles, which was our only exit from the<br />

Friars. A double decker bus and a large tractor could not pass one another<br />

in the restricted village lane so everyone had to wait for the police<br />

to arrive, which they did after about 15mins.<br />

This item I unfortunately submitted too late to be in the April<br />

Magazine — so this is somewhat old news after the event!<br />

Valerie Robinson<br />

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• Home cooked hams<br />

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CAN YOU HELP?<br />

We shall need refreshments for<br />

the reception after Fr. Robin Jones’ Induction<br />

on Thursday, <strong>May</strong> 24 th<br />

and also for our<br />

Diamond Jubilee Tea Party on Sunday June 3 rd .<br />

It will be marvellous if everyone could supply a<br />

plate <strong>of</strong> food for these two special occasions.<br />

If you can help in this way, or would like more<br />

information, please speak to Marigold, or sign<br />

the lists at the back <strong>of</strong> the church.<br />

Thank you.<br />

Please come to celebrate these<br />

two important events.<br />

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MONEY MATTERS<br />

<strong>The</strong> annual church accounts for the year to 31 December<br />

2011 have now been made available, which means that you all have<br />

details <strong>of</strong> income and expenditure in the past year. We must now<br />

look forward to <strong>2012</strong>.<br />

In the first quarter <strong>of</strong> <strong>2012</strong> our average weekly costs were £968 and<br />

our average weekly income was £1,308, which shows an improvement<br />

on the income <strong>of</strong> the last quarter <strong>of</strong> 2011. Our surplus in the first<br />

quarter <strong>of</strong> <strong>2012</strong> was therefore £340.<br />

We are now greatly looking forward to the arrival <strong>of</strong> our new vicar but<br />

this will increase our weekly costs by about £700.<br />

Thank you very much to all who have recently increased their giving<br />

and would you all please review your stewardship giving to attempt to<br />

cover the anticipated shortfall <strong>of</strong> £360 per week.<br />

To increase your giving by<br />

1. Banker’s order – please notify your bank accordingly.<br />

2. <strong>St</strong>ewardship envelope – please adjust the amount in your<br />

weekly envelope.<br />

If you are a taxpayer please ensure that your giving is under gift aid<br />

and this will effectively increase your giving by 25%, as the church<br />

will be able to reclaim your tax.<br />

If you wish to commence giving by means <strong>of</strong> a banker’s order or complete<br />

a gift aid form for the first time, please collect the appropriate<br />

form from the back <strong>of</strong> the church and note on the form if you wish to<br />

start using stewardship envelopes.<br />

Please speak to me if you have any queries.<br />

Douglas Seal (Tel. 456124)<br />

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Come and join us for ...<br />

<strong>St</strong>. <strong>John</strong>’s<br />

Sunday 3 rd June<br />

4pm<br />

Christian Aid Week<br />

13 th – 19 th <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />

• <strong>The</strong> commissioning service takes place at <strong>St</strong> Luke's <strong>Church</strong><br />

at 6.30pm on Sunday <strong>May</strong>.<br />

• Help with house to house collections would be welcome.<br />

Those interested should contact Carolyn Alchin.<br />

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Entering two teams in the Sevenoaks Indoor Cricket League<br />

was a bold move, but having gained a place in the 1 st Division we realised that<br />

this was not a place where people could sample the game. Our second team<br />

would play in the 3 rd Division where standards were less exacting.<br />

Mark Cheeseman runs the teams and it is a great tribute to him that we<br />

fielded a full team for all <strong>of</strong> the 15 games we were scheduled to play. 18<br />

players in all played and <strong>of</strong> those 7 were new to the indoor game. Our 1 st<br />

team ended up as 4 th in the 1 st Division, while the 2 nd team avoided the<br />

wooden spoon in the 3 rd Division.<br />

We have played two 1 st team games, the first being against Sevenoaks Vine<br />

who are the leading club in the Sevenoaks District. <strong>The</strong>y batted first and<br />

runs came steadily after they lost their first wicket with the first ball. We<br />

had only three regular bowlers but they all stuck to the task and we restricted<br />

Sevenoaks Vine to 105-5. Colin Brown was our most economical<br />

(Continued on page 19)<br />

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owler taking 2-11. Our innings started disastrously, our two openers both<br />

departing without scoring. If the Vine thought they had an easy win they<br />

were mistaken. Ed Bonner scored an impressive 51 and Colin Brown supported<br />

him with 37 not out. We needed 17 to win <strong>of</strong>f the last over but only<br />

managed 12, ending up at 101-5. Once again we had given a good account <strong>of</strong><br />

ourselves.<br />

So we came to the last game against Holmesdale. We were able to field a<br />

strong team but unfortunately Mark Davies was nursing a back injury. We<br />

batted first and none <strong>of</strong> our batsmen were out, three retiring on 25 not out,<br />

and ended up with a score <strong>of</strong> 109-0. Our bowling and fielding were once<br />

again up to the mark and wickets fell regularly until the Holmesdale innings<br />

ended in the 11 th over with an all out score <strong>of</strong> 71. Colin Brown ran through<br />

the tail with 4-6, while Mark Davies had only two scoring shots <strong>of</strong>f the two<br />

overs he bowled. A fantastic end to a good season.<br />

For their final game the 2 nd team faced Brasted & Sundridge II and only<br />

had to take more points than Shoreham to ensure they escaped the wooden<br />

spoon. <strong>The</strong> Brasted & Sundridge batsmen were in aggressive form and<br />

blasted their way to a score <strong>of</strong> 122 but lost 5 wickets. Our batsmen could<br />

not match their pace but everyone contributed and we ended up with an all<br />

out score <strong>of</strong> 89. Thus we had scored 5 bonus points. Shoreham then faced<br />

Chevening Amblers, who went on to win the game and the 3 rd Division title.<br />

As Shoreham only secured 1 point we escaped the wooden spoon.<br />

Thank you very much to all those who participated in our two teams during<br />

the season.<br />

Jim Cheeseman<br />

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Emotions …<br />

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about the issues <strong>of</strong> living<br />

or dying. I said to her, "Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent<br />

on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state, please disconnect<br />

all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.”<br />

My wife got up from the s<strong>of</strong>a and gave me a look <strong>of</strong> admiration.<br />

She then proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Satellite Dish, the DVD, the Computer,<br />

the Mobile Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox. She then went to the fridge and threw away<br />

all my beer.<br />

I Almost Died !<br />

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In <strong>May</strong> the weather can be all over the place; it can cruelly change<br />

to bring a late frost. Borders will be bursting with fresh, new foliage,<br />

but don’t plant out too soon those tender plants.<br />

• Sow runner beans outside towards the end <strong>of</strong> the month.<br />

• Sow dwarf beans in the middle <strong>of</strong> this month.<br />

• Sow beetroot ¾” deep, 5” apart in rows 12” apart.<br />

• Mint can be lifted and divided this month.<br />

• Carefully earth up potatoes. If you are growing potatoes in bags or<br />

containers make sure you top up with soil and keep well watered and<br />

fed.<br />

• Plant out your leeks 4”-6” deep, 9” apart in rows 12”-15” apart.<br />

• Keep seedlings and plants free from weeds.<br />

• Sow salad vegetables at regular intervals for a constant supply. Protect<br />

young plants from SLUGS.<br />

• Pinch out the growing tips <strong>of</strong> broad beans once five trusses <strong>of</strong> flowers<br />

have formed. It will help to control BLACK FLY.<br />

• Sow in greenhouse or on window sill cucumbers, courgettes, marrows.<br />

• Mulch raspberry canes to help retain moisture.<br />

• Feed sweet peas weekly with liquid fertilizer and water well during dry<br />

spells.<br />

• This out hardy annuals sown earlier.<br />

• Containers and hanging baskets can be planted up at the end <strong>of</strong> this<br />

month.<br />

• Finish planting dahlias and begonia tubers.<br />

• Watch for aphids on your roses; spray as necessary.<br />

If you have time, do try to visit one <strong>of</strong> the many splendid gardens in the<br />

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Now the light and warm evenings are here, enjoy the beauty, glory and peace<br />

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Liturgical & Prayer Calendar for <strong>May</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />

Day Colour Celebration Intention<br />

01 R SS Philip & James, Apostles Fr Robin Jones<br />

02 W <strong>St</strong> Athanasius, Bishop & Doctor <strong>The</strong>ological Colleges<br />

03 W Feria <strong>The</strong> PCC<br />

04 R English Saints & Martyrs <strong>of</strong> the<br />

Reformation<br />

All who are persecuted for<br />

their faith<br />

05 W Feria <strong>The</strong> Mothers’ Union<br />

06 W Easter V Our Parish<br />

07 W Feria Our Choir<br />

08 W Feria Fr Robin Jones<br />

09 W Feria Our Servers<br />

10 W Feria Our <strong>Church</strong>wardens<br />

11 W Feria Our Reader<br />

12 W Feria Forward in Faith<br />

13 W Easter VI Our Parish<br />

14 W <strong>St</strong> Matthias, Apostle<br />

Peter, our Bishop<br />

(Rogation Day)<br />

15 W Rogation Day Papua New Guinea<br />

16 W Rogation Day Fr Robin Jones<br />

17 W ASCENSION DAY <strong>The</strong> Anglican Communion<br />

18 W Feria Our Nursing Homes<br />

19 W <strong>St</strong> Dunstan, Archbishop <strong>The</strong> Diocese <strong>of</strong> Rochester<br />

20 W Easter VII<br />

Our Parish<br />

(Sunday after Ascension Day)<br />

21 W <strong>St</strong> Helena All Mothers<br />

22 W Feria <strong>The</strong> Guild <strong>of</strong> All Souls<br />

23 W Feria <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s School<br />

24 W Feria Fr Robin Jones:<br />

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25 W <strong>The</strong> Venerable Bede Our Sunday School<br />

26 W <strong>St</strong> Augustine, Archbishop <strong>The</strong> <strong>Church</strong> <strong>of</strong> England<br />

27 R Pentecost Our Parish<br />

28 W <strong>St</strong> Lanfranc, Archbishop Rowan, Archbishop <strong>of</strong><br />

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29 G Feria BOBs<br />

30 G Feria Our Cleaners<br />

31 W Visitation <strong>of</strong> the Blessed Virgin<br />

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Dates from the Parish Diary -<br />

Dates for <strong>May</strong> ...<br />

Sunday 6 th<br />

the Rt. Rev. Richard Fenwick, Bishop <strong>of</strong> <strong>St</strong><br />

Helena, will celebrate Mass and preach.<br />

<strong>The</strong> <strong>May</strong> Queen will be crowned after Mass<br />

13 th -19 th Christian Aid Week<br />

Thursday 24 th , 7.30pm<br />

Induction <strong>of</strong> Fr Robin Jones<br />

More dates for your diary ...<br />

Sunday 3 rd June, 4pm<br />

Sunday 24 th June, 4pm<br />

Sunday 30 th September<br />

Diamond Jubilee Tea Party<br />

Patronal Festival<br />

Confirmation by Bishop Peter<br />

Services:<br />

Sundays: 10.00am Sung Mass, with Sunday<br />

School<br />

Please refer to the weekly Sunday Pew Sheet for confirmation and<br />

timings <strong>of</strong> weekday services.<br />

We are very grateful to all those who are helping us ensure that all<br />

the usual services and devotions are taking place at <strong>St</strong> <strong>John</strong>’s during<br />

the interregnum. We are sure that everyone will do all they can to<br />

ensure that everything is well supported.<br />

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Vicar<br />

Mr. David Bonner<br />

Miss Jacqueline Dungay<br />

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Fr. Barry Compton Hon. Assistant Priest 01883<br />

371543<br />

Mr. <strong>John</strong> Robinson Reader 356588<br />

Mr. James Cheeseman<br />

Guild <strong>of</strong> All Souls<br />

Reader Emeritus<br />

455718<br />

Mrs. Jackie Hendry Pastoral Assistant 453010<br />

Mr. <strong>John</strong> Hendry Organist & Choirmaster 453010<br />

Mr. Douglas Seal Treasurer 456124<br />

Miss Jacqueline Dungay<br />

Hall Bookings<br />

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Miss Anne-Marie Ashenden Head Server<br />

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Mrs. Valerie Chaili Mothers’ Union 460695<br />

Mrs. Amy Payne Walsingham Cell 882093<br />

Mrs. Amy Payne Youth Group (BOBs) 882093<br />

P a r i s h O f f i c e<br />

Telephone:<br />

Email:<br />

Website:<br />

Parish Administrator:<br />

Magazine editor:<br />

Please contact the <strong>Church</strong>wardens<br />

during the interregnum.<br />

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Palm<br />

Sunday<br />

Maundy<br />

Thursday<br />

Good<br />

Friday<br />

Easter Vigil<br />

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28<br />

Easter Day

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