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Features Bizarre Crimes<br />
Something smells off<br />
A man in Singapore was sentenced to 14 years in prison and 18 cane<br />
strokes on the butt for smelling the armpits of women and touching<br />
them in lifts. Over 15 months he managed to “interact” with 23 women.<br />
The origins of his behaviour are unexplained but appear to be on par<br />
with those who regularly attend Monkey Bar.<br />
Just a quiet night<br />
In 2008, a Russian man dressed in full military attire drove a tank into<br />
a house and a shop. He was seen clambering out of the tank “holding<br />
two bottles of vodka.” Apparently, the tank was en route to a military<br />
exercise when it took a detour to buy some more vodka. Speculation<br />
surrounds whether it was a military exercise to combat-train the liver<br />
or a precision attack on the morale of western armies by showing how<br />
much more alcohol Russian soldiers can drink.<br />
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Bizarre Crimes<br />
If you’re gonna get locked up, it might as well be for something that will<br />
make a good story. Josh Hercus has done his research, and come up with<br />
eight of the most bizarre crimes and court cases from around the world.<br />
A disturbance in the force?<br />
In 2005, a Russian astrologer attempted to sue NASA for £165 million<br />
on the grounds of “disrupting the balance of the universe”. Her argument<br />
was that NASA’s Deep Impact space probe, which was going to<br />
smash into a comet to obtain samples from the impact, was a “terrorist<br />
act”. <strong>Critic</strong> is unsure of the exact details but suspects that NASA must<br />
have been astounded when they found out that someone who practices<br />
astrology actually had enough cognitive ability to read. Needless<br />
to say, the claim was eventually rejected but hopefully the astrologer<br />
was sent a gold star and a certificate.<br />
Wanna try karma sutra now?<br />
In 2005, a long-term couple in Massachusetts engaged in consensual<br />
sexual intercourse. The lecherous activity was painfully interrupted<br />
when the female, without the consent of the male, suddenly moved in<br />
such a way that caused a “penile fracture” which required emergency<br />
surgery. Essentially, the court ruled that it wasn’t “reckless” but “merely<br />
negligent” and the case was dismissed. As men shudder around the<br />
world, questions are now being raised as to what on earth would constitute<br />
“reckless” sexual conduct. Attempts to contact Charlie Sheen for<br />
his expert opinion were unsuccessful.