PAST_ISSUES_files/IONAZ 136 October 2012 FINAL WEB 2.pdf
PAST_ISSUES_files/IONAZ 136 October 2012 FINAL WEB 2.pdf
PAST_ISSUES_files/IONAZ 136 October 2012 FINAL WEB 2.pdf
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 1
2 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 3
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 5
“SAY SOMETHING” HAT PARTY<br />
6 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
B S W E S T , S C O T T S D A L E<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 7
8 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 9
ION Arizona is like<br />
water. It’s refreshing!<br />
It’s good for you! It’s an<br />
ocean of information!<br />
Your community is<br />
in every issue,<br />
from top(s)<br />
to bottom(s).<br />
Inside you’ll<br />
find great events listed,<br />
bars, restaurants, tanning<br />
salons, retail shops, doctors, dentists,<br />
cabs, HIV testing as well as therapy and<br />
counseling centers. All here.<br />
<strong>October</strong> is your chance to get out,<br />
participate with members of your<br />
community, be yourself and, yes, play in<br />
the water.<br />
AZ Shines Bright<br />
After a long, hot, dry summer, <strong>October</strong><br />
brings us some great events throughout<br />
the state. This includes Rainbows<br />
Festival, the Arizona State Fair, BS<br />
West’s Halloween extravaganza, AIDS<br />
Walks in Phoenix and Tucson, Tucson<br />
Pride and much, much more. There<br />
are so many events this month that we<br />
couldn’t fit it in a regular issue of ION<br />
Arizona so we added 48 pages!<br />
Come Out<br />
If you’re out and proud, congratulations!<br />
If you’re closeted, there’s never been<br />
a better and safer time to come out.<br />
<strong>October</strong> 11th is National Coming Out<br />
Day. This is your chance to change your<br />
life for the better. Your community will be<br />
your Life Guard once you dive in.<br />
Halloween<br />
When I was a kid, I loved Halloween.<br />
As a Gay adult, I love it even more! But,<br />
12 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
Come In,<br />
the Water’s Fine!<br />
not just for the candy or parties. This is<br />
really our holiday, where we can dress<br />
up and role play. Check out this<br />
issue for the sea of Halloween<br />
parties, haunted houses and<br />
other fun-filled events!<br />
Get Out and Vote<br />
I don’t care if you’re a Democrat or a<br />
Republican, a Tea Party member or an<br />
Atheist. Black or White, Gay or Straight,<br />
rich or poor. Your job as an American is<br />
not just to reap the benefits this great<br />
country has to offer, but to exercise<br />
your right to vote and help decide who<br />
will run your community, state and this<br />
country. Vote on Tuesday, November 6<br />
and make a difference.<br />
More to Love<br />
I hope you enjoy this expanded<br />
132-page issue of ION Arizona!<br />
Check out “Army of Dragness,” this<br />
year’s Halloween photofeature, our<br />
interview with the unpredictable figure<br />
skater Johnny Weir, a great feature<br />
with photography by Phoenix’s own<br />
Devin Mitchell of Devinography.com,<br />
“LesbION” a special coming out feature<br />
contributed from Out ‘n’ Proud ION<br />
Arizona reader Britany Pennington,<br />
photos of hot men in underwear<br />
available at TU Collection, plus all the<br />
regular features and guides.<br />
The moral of this story is that ION<br />
Arizona needs you. Our community<br />
needs you, and your country needs<br />
you. Thank you for your time and enjoy<br />
the water. Dive in!<br />
Jack M. Tesorero<br />
Publisher
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 13
2nd ANNIVERSARY<br />
B L I S S / R E B A R<br />
More<br />
PHOTOS at www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com
BOYS NIGHT OUT OLYMPIC STYLE<br />
A P O L L O ’ S | B S W E S T | N U T O W N E<br />
| T H E R O C K
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 19
3819 North 3rd Street Suite 26, Phoenix, AZ 85012<br />
(602) 308-4662 • Fax (602) 271-0939<br />
www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com ionarizona@me.com<br />
Publisher / FOUNDER<br />
Jack M. Tesorero .............................. jacktesorero@me.com<br />
CREATIVE DIRECTOR<br />
Kevin Bushaw ........................................ kbushaw@me.com<br />
Editor<br />
Deon Brown ....................................... ionazeditor@me.com<br />
COPY EDITORS<br />
Kimberly Ruff Austin Head<br />
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT<br />
Tom King ............................................ ionarizona@me.com<br />
PRODUCTION & Artwork SUBMISSIONS<br />
ionazproduction@me.com<br />
Advertising Sales<br />
Jack Tesorero ............................................... (602) 750-1164<br />
Danny Catt, Regional Sales Director ............ (520) 429-5905<br />
ionazsales@me.com<br />
ADVERTISING CONSULTANT<br />
Bill Knoop ..................................................... (602) 301-8457<br />
Photographers:<br />
Fernando Hernandez Jerry O’Conner<br />
Don Thompson Danny Catt<br />
Devin Mitchell Gavin Jowitt<br />
Cover photo by Fernando Hernandez<br />
Art by Kevin Bushaw & Tom King<br />
National Advertising Representative<br />
Rivendell Media (212) 242-6863<br />
Wes Bergman<br />
Addison DeWitt<br />
Jackson David Kelly<br />
C. Edwards<br />
ContributORS:<br />
Published monthly by<br />
Robert Hoffman<br />
Ted Kirby<br />
Kim Ruff<br />
Paul Sanchez<br />
1995-<strong>2012</strong>: 17 Years of Design and Creative Excellence<br />
© <strong>2012</strong> JMT Designs, Inc.<br />
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED<br />
PRINTED IN PHOENIX, AZ<br />
All original artwork and photography for ION Arizona Magazine<br />
remain property of JMT Designs, Inc, and cannot be reproduced,<br />
altered, or sold without authorization and compensation.<br />
Limited usage rights can be purchased for a small fee.<br />
NOTE: The views expressed in these articles do not necessarily<br />
reflect the views of ION Arizona, its staff, or that of its parent<br />
company.<br />
Publication of the name or photograph of any person or organization<br />
within ION Arizona is not to be construed as any indication<br />
of the sexual orientation of such persons or organization. To<br />
our knowledge, all people photographed and published in ION<br />
Arizona are over the age of 18. Some photos were submitted<br />
by our readers. To our knowledge, they own the copyrights, and<br />
they have given us permission to reproduce them. If you see<br />
a picture that you own, please call us immediately and we will<br />
remove it from future publications. All copy, text, display, photos,<br />
and illustrations in the ads are published with the understanding<br />
that the advertisers are fully authorized, have secured proper<br />
written consent for the use of names, pictures, and testimonials<br />
of any living person, and that ION Arizona is not responsible for<br />
unlawful use of such content.
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 21
Club Congress<br />
The historic Club Congress parties with the<br />
best of the 80s, electro-indie, new music on<br />
Mondays and Thursdays. It’s all happening<br />
down in the Old Pueblo! 311 E. Congress St.<br />
Find out more at HotelCongress.com or call 520-<br />
622-8848. See ad on p. 30<br />
Karamba’s 8th Anniversary<br />
Hey there, muchachos and muchachas! Karamba<br />
nightclub celebrating their 8th Anniversary! Celebrate<br />
Karamba style on Saturday, <strong>October</strong> 6 when they give<br />
away TEN tickets to the Madonna concert! It’s J-Lo<br />
night on Thursday, <strong>October</strong> 18 with Ruby and Diamond<br />
celebrates her 8th Anniversary on Sunday, <strong>October</strong>. Feliz<br />
Cumpleaños, Karamba! 1724 E. McDowell Rd. Phone:<br />
602-254-0231See ads pp. 8-10<br />
Barbra Seville’s<br />
Madonnathon<br />
Blonde, brunette, virgin or tramp. The Material<br />
Girl has been a Ray of Light for—well—for a long<br />
time, now! Barbra Seville throws her fab MDNA<br />
Party that’ll have you burnin’ up for her love. The<br />
sticky & sweet Venus D-Lite will perform and there’s<br />
Madonna music all night and a Madonna Wannabe<br />
contest. It all happens Tuesday,<br />
<strong>October</strong> 16 at the Monarch Theatre at<br />
122 E. Washington St. See ad on p. 40<br />
Cocktoberfest at Dick’s<br />
You won’t find a beer garden, pretzels or any “oompaoompa”<br />
accordion music here. It’s better than that! It’s<br />
Cocktoberfest! There’s a Harvest Moon, and wait ‘til<br />
you see the size of the zucchini crop! Tons of prizes,<br />
giveaways and $2 Lap Dances from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. Schnell!<br />
It all happens Fri.-Sat, <strong>October</strong> 19 & 20. 3432 E. Illini,<br />
Phoenix. Phone: 602-274-DICK See ad on p. 120<br />
22 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Halloween Parties<br />
Boo! For the scariest trick or treating<br />
around check out ION Arizona! It’s your<br />
guide to the best parties at all of your<br />
favorite bars and clubs all over in Phoenix<br />
and Tucson! Get ready for amazing costume<br />
contests, performances, drag shows!<br />
All That Glitters Gala<br />
Celebrate everything our community has accomplished! “All That Glitters” is a gala<br />
benefit for the 1 Voice LGBT Community Center on Saturday, November 3 at the<br />
Crowne Plaza Airport at 4300 E. Washington St. Doors open at 6 p.m. Visit 1VCC.<br />
org for more info. See ad on p. 104<br />
OCTOBER <strong>2012</strong> ION EVENTS LISTINGS<br />
DATE EVENT LOCATION CITY<br />
Mondays Drag Race viewing party Apollo’s Phoenix<br />
Mondays Retrolution Dance Party Club Congress Tucson<br />
Thursdays Opti Cub Club Congress Tucson<br />
6-7 Rainbows Festival Weekend Heritage Square Phoenix<br />
6 Leather Rummage Sale Anvil Phoenix<br />
6 Karamba 8th Anniversary Karamba Phoenix<br />
11-13 Pride in the Desert Downtown Tucson Tucson<br />
12-11/4 AZ State Fair State Fairgrounds Phoenix<br />
12-14 Tucson Meet Yourself Tucson<br />
12 Norteño Band Karamba Phoenix<br />
13-12/1 Hellraisers Flag Football Colter Park Phoenix<br />
13 OUTFEST IBT’s & Woody’s Tucson<br />
13 Italian Buffet Fundraiser OZ Bar Phoenix<br />
14 AIDS Walk - downtown Jacome Plaza Tucson<br />
16 Barbra Seville’s Madonnathon Monarch Theatre Phoenix<br />
19-20 Cocktoberfest Dick’s Cabaret Phoenix<br />
20 Devil Demo Night Anvil Phoenix<br />
29 Scary Strip Show w/ Barbra Seville Charlie’s Phoenix<br />
NOVEMBER<br />
3 All That Glitters: 1 Voice Gala Crowne Plaza Airport Phoenix<br />
4 Cook Phoenix Hance Park Phoenix<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 23
24 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 25
Tucson Meet Yourself<br />
Well, howdy do! «Enchanté!» ¡Mucho gusto! This festival<br />
introduces and presents the living traditional arts and expresions<br />
of everyday life of the folk and ethnic communities of the multicultural<br />
Arizona-Sonora region. It all takes place in various locations throughout<br />
Tucson Friday, <strong>October</strong> 12-Sunday, <strong>October</strong> 14. It’s a great way to finish Tucson AIDS<br />
Walk! For more info go to TucsonMeetYourself.org<br />
Tucson AIDS Walk<br />
Put on your walkin’ shoes, because it’s time for the 24th Annual AIDS<br />
Walk Tucson, providing support to Southern Arizona which provides<br />
services, housing, HIV testing and much more. This benefits the<br />
programs and services of the Southern Arizona AIDS Foundation—<br />
SAAF. It happens in downtown Tucson on Sunday, <strong>October</strong> 14. You<br />
can sign up and raise money, too! Go to AIDSwalkTucson.org for info.<br />
OUTFEST<br />
Woody’s and IBT’s team up and join forces to bring you one<br />
fantabulous party on Saturday, <strong>October</strong> 13! You won’t want to miss<br />
the ultimate “Heathers” Raja and Delta Work from RuPaul’s Drag<br />
Race performing at IBT’s. Limited seating available, so reserve your<br />
seat now. Jet over to Woody’s for their WETT party! $10 gets you a<br />
Fast Pass and you can skip the lines! Work it, girls!<br />
Manhunt Parties<br />
If you’re looking to “order in” or for “take out” you’ll need Manhunt<br />
for your menu for an appetizer, main dish and dessert! It’s Wett<br />
& Wild Weekend with Manhunt memberships, giveaways<br />
and more! Kick off Pride poolside on Friday <strong>October</strong> 12<br />
at Riverpark Inn, 350 S. Freeway. Come to Woody’s for<br />
a Manhunt underwear party hosted by Miss Mandi Boom<br />
Boom on Saturday, <strong>October</strong> 13. 3710 N. Oracle.<br />
Phone: 520-292-3702 WoodysAZ.com<br />
Halloween at IBT’s<br />
For a “spooktacular” Halloween, IBT’s is the<br />
place to be for their “Dragula Halloween Dance Party!” The<br />
prettiest ghoul in town, Janée Starr hosts a super-spooky<br />
drag show at 9 p.m. on Wednesday, <strong>October</strong> 31. Enjoy<br />
dancing and enter the costume contest at midnight with<br />
$1,000 first prize—in real American money! 616 N. 4th Ave.<br />
Phone: 520-882-3053. IBTsTucson.com<br />
26 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 27
28 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 29
C<br />
30 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
y Kimberly M. Ruff<br />
kimberlymruff@yahoo.com<br />
If you’re anything<br />
like most ION<br />
Arizona readers,<br />
you’ve spent the<br />
better part of the<br />
last six months putting<br />
together the elaborate,<br />
expensive costume you plan to<br />
wear this Halloween, which—if you’re<br />
anything like most ION Arizona readers—you<br />
realize is a sizable investment<br />
since you have a huge list of<br />
parties to attend. Still, Halloween is a<br />
wonderful holiday and one worth celebrating,<br />
so to get you, gentle reader,<br />
into the festive mood, I’m handing out<br />
“fun-size” movie previews. So trick or<br />
treat, bitches!<br />
Hotel Transylvania<br />
Starring (voices of): Adam Sandler,<br />
Andy Samberg, Steve Buscemi<br />
Just out of the crypt is this animated<br />
cartoon corpse! The Count is a fancy<br />
hotelier in the “off season.” But what<br />
happens when a mortal boy from<br />
discovers the resort—and Dracula’s<br />
teenage daughter? It ain’t<br />
Twilight. Thank god.<br />
Release Date:<br />
9/28<br />
Butter<br />
Starring: Jennifer Garner, Ty<br />
Burrell, Alicia Silverstone,<br />
Olivia Wilde, Kristen Schaal<br />
Black comedy about a woman<br />
(Garner) whose ego is so<br />
closely tied to maintaining her<br />
husband’s title as champion<br />
butter carver, that she makes<br />
herself vulnerable to having it carved<br />
up by her competition…just like butter.<br />
Release Date: 10/05<br />
Frankenweenie<br />
Starring (voices of):<br />
Charlie Tahan,<br />
Winona Ryder,<br />
Martin Landau,<br />
Catherine O’Hara<br />
Director, Tim Burton,<br />
forgoes reimagining<br />
the work of other<br />
writers and provides<br />
an electrifying reboot of his<br />
own 1984 short film that stitches together<br />
elements of both Frankenstein and Pet<br />
Cemetery. Release Date: 10/05<br />
Seven Psychopaths<br />
Starring: Colin Farrell, Christopher<br />
Walken, Sam Rockwell<br />
A struggling screenwriter (Farrell) finds<br />
inspiration to finish his screenplay when<br />
his quirky cohorts inadvertently thrust him<br />
head-first into LA’s underground criminal<br />
culture when they steal a gangster’s most<br />
prized possession: his dog. Release Date:<br />
10/12/<strong>2012</strong><br />
Paranormal Activity 4<br />
Starring: Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman<br />
Scary, until you realize it’s only a movie…<br />
or is it? (Hint: it is.) Release Date: 10/19<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 31
32 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 33
Madonna<br />
Once upon a time, waaay back in the 80s there was<br />
a little girl who shocked America and even the Pope with<br />
her wild ways and dirty dancing. Well, now seemingly ageless<br />
Madge is all grown up and still shocks us—for lots of different reasons. Catch the<br />
Bottle Blonde of the Century on Tuesday, <strong>October</strong> 16 at the US Airways Center, 201<br />
E. Jefferson St. Phoenix. If you’re lucky enough to get tix call visit TicketMaster.com or<br />
call 800-745-3000. Express yourself!<br />
So You Think You Can Dance?<br />
And we ain’t talkin’ ‘bout the Charleston, either! Catch those<br />
terpsichorean hotshots from the hit ABC show when the latest<br />
cast does a grand jeté into the Comerica Theatre on 400 W.<br />
Washington St. on Saturday, <strong>October</strong> 28. For tix visit<br />
LiveNation.com or call 602-379-2888<br />
Alanis Morissette<br />
Remember that angry, crunchy Canadian girl who sang<br />
about rain on a wedding day and blowing some guy in<br />
the back of a theatre? Well, she’s still angry and she’s<br />
coming to town! Catch Alanis Morissette at the Comerica<br />
Theatre, 400 W. Washington St. on Thursday, November<br />
1. If you’re mad as hell, get your tickets at TicketMaster.<br />
com or call and give ‘em a piece of your mind—and credit<br />
card number—at 602-379-2888<br />
OCTOBER <strong>2012</strong> ION Concert Calendar<br />
DATE ARTIST LOCATION PHONE<br />
5 Melissa Etheridge Wild Horse Pass Casino 877-840-0457<br />
9 The Black Keys Comerica Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
16 Madonna U.S. Airways Center 800-745-3000<br />
17 Brad Paisley Ashley Homestore Pavilion 800-745-3000<br />
21 Carrie Underwood Jobing.com Arena 800-745-3000<br />
26 The Temptations Wild Horse Pass 877-840-0457<br />
26 Cowboy Mouth Talking Stick Resort 800-745-3000<br />
27 KNIX Fest w/ Dierks Bentley Ak-Chin Casino, Maricopa 800-745-3000<br />
28 So You Think You Can Dance Tour Comerica Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
NOVEMBER<br />
11/1 Alanis Morissette Comerica Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
11/2 Dayglow: Life in Color Tucson Arena 800-745-3000<br />
11/4 Eddie Vedder Comerica Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 35
36 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
SUMMER MELTDOWN<br />
P H O E N I X P L A C E H O T E L<br />
MIDTOWN PHOENIX<br />
Come see what<br />
we’re all about with<br />
one month of<br />
fRee SWImmInG!<br />
Visit us online for swim locations,<br />
swim times and to find out more<br />
about the Sunfish.<br />
www.phxsunfish.org<br />
Support the Sunfish at Pride, April 21-22,<br />
by visiting our Beverage Booth!<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 37
Meet me at the Fair! Where else can you play Whack-A-Mole,<br />
see prize winning Appenzeller Chickens, loop-de-loop on over 75 rides on the midway—have<br />
you ever made out at the top of the Ferris Wheel? It’s hot!—and eat snacks<br />
served “on-a-stick” at any of the 110 food booths? The Arizona State Fair started in<br />
1884 as a “Territory Fair,” and it’s now one of the top five state fairs in the country. More<br />
than a million visitors are drawn to this attraction yearly. It runs from <strong>October</strong> 12-November<br />
4 this year.<br />
Take advantage of the great deals and discounts! Get an Adult Season Pass for $18.<br />
You can get this for a limited time only. Check out other amazing deals, like Unlimited<br />
Ride wristbands, online at AZStateFair.com.<br />
Cricket Wireless is the exclusive retail location for the new FastPass discount offer. Get<br />
$5 off your front-of-line FastPass, regularly $25, and experience more rides on any day<br />
of the Fair. Coupon available only at participating Cricket Wireless locations.<br />
You can use the free “Park & Ride Shuttle” at the State Capitol or $5 parking at the<br />
20th Ave. parking lot. The Fair is closed Mondays and Tuesdays.<br />
The Arizona State Fair! What a deal! All this and Funnel Cake, too! At the same place,<br />
at the same time! See you there!<br />
And did you want entertainment? Catch showbiz greats in the Veteran’s Memorial<br />
Coliseum. General admission seating is FREE with Fair admission on a first come,<br />
first served basis. Primo reserved seats are available through TicketMaster.com or by<br />
calling 800-745-3000. Separate Fair admission is required.<br />
38 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Weezer<br />
Who hasn’t laughed and cried at the same time<br />
to “Undone: The Sweater Song”? This frathouse<br />
favorite alt-rock band since 1992 has nine albums<br />
under their belt now, and they’ll be in their “Buddy<br />
Holly” finest in the Veteran’s Memorial Coliseum on<br />
Sunday, <strong>October</strong> 14 at 7 p.m.<br />
Adam Lambert<br />
Whataya want from him? American Idol’s runner-up<br />
superstar is a smashing platinum blonde now! Pop/<br />
Rock’s bad boy is packing up his eyeliner and heading for<br />
the Arizona State Fair on Wednesday, <strong>October</strong> 17 at 7 p.m.<br />
This is one show you won’t want to miss. Don’t worry about<br />
“Trespassing” because he’s here “For Your Entertainment.”<br />
Karmin<br />
Sweethearts Amy Heidemann<br />
and her super-cute beau Nick (Louis) Noonan are the<br />
darling duo behind “Karmin.” Besides their top 20 hit<br />
“Brokenhearted,” their infectious covers on YouTube<br />
made them a sensation garnering fans around the world!<br />
Pack up some extra fun, because they’re performing at 7<br />
p.m. on <strong>October</strong> 25.<br />
ARIZONA STATE FAIR CONCERTS + EVENTS<br />
DATE ARTIST TICKET PRICE TIME<br />
13 Billy Currington Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
14 Weezer Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
17 Adam Lambert Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
18 Mavericks Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 7 p.m.<br />
19 John Fogerty Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
20 Nas Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
21 Prince Royce Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 5 p.m.<br />
24 Jane’s Addiction Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
25 Karmin Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 7 p.m.<br />
26 Jerrod Nieman &Jana Kramer Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 7 p.m.<br />
27 Korn Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
28 Arizona Derby Dames FREE with State Fair Admission 7 p.m.<br />
1 Sublime with Rome Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $20 7 p.m.<br />
2 Old School Jam Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 8 p.m.<br />
3 Zendaya Upper Lvl Free with Fair Admission / $15 7 p.m.<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 39
40 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
7pm - 2am
y Jackson David Kelly<br />
jacksonkelly@cox.net<br />
Check out new stuff from Mumford &<br />
Sons, Jackie Evancho, Beth Orton, Taylor<br />
Swift, Barbra Streisand, Mika, Brandy,<br />
Anberlin and Shiny Toy Guns.<br />
No Doubt<br />
Push & Shove<br />
On their sixth studio<br />
album and first since<br />
2001, Gwen and<br />
company are back.<br />
Though gone is the<br />
hip “OC” sound we’ve grown to love, this<br />
new-found electro pop screams current<br />
and commercial. Overall it’s less quirk<br />
and more harmony, less punk and more<br />
dance. Initial single “Settle Down” proves<br />
safe and somewhat tepid while the Diplo<br />
influenced title track ups the ante and<br />
gives fans what we’ve grown to love: a<br />
cross of ska, punk and fun! However, it’s<br />
with “Sparkle” where this band shines<br />
brightest in the essence of No Doubt.<br />
GRADE: B-<br />
Tori Amos<br />
Gold Dust<br />
After 20 years in the<br />
biz, Tori goes back to<br />
her roots and channels<br />
Little Earthquakes<br />
once again. After finding success on<br />
the Deutsche Grammophon label,<br />
Amos combines her style with classical<br />
aspects to create sweeping, beautiful<br />
and emotional orchestral movements<br />
on all 14 tracks. Though not a huge<br />
departure from the originals; this album<br />
is merely supported with layered strings<br />
and lush landscapes. “Jackie’s Strength”<br />
and “Flavor” get the best transformation<br />
while “Winter,” “Cloud on my Tongue”<br />
Yo, DJ!<br />
What’s New?<br />
and “Precious Things” all sound brilliant.<br />
GRADE: A-<br />
Muse 2 nd Law<br />
Where Resistance was<br />
lush, Law ends up being<br />
raw. This album channels<br />
elements of David Bowie,<br />
Led Zeppelin, Queen<br />
and some U2. In a strange comparison,<br />
it’s almost electronic, but created with real<br />
instruments. Though it does take some<br />
time to seduce you, the album as a whole<br />
screams arrogance, but eventually lures<br />
you in. The Olympic theme “Survival” is a<br />
good intro to this sets new direction while<br />
“Madness” further showcases this new<br />
found stripped style of techno-rock. As<br />
expected, the set finishes with pompous,<br />
orchestral elements that actually work very<br />
well. GRADE: B<br />
Ellie Goulding<br />
Halcyon<br />
Though not a household<br />
name in America, Ellie<br />
is a superstar in the<br />
U.K. However, after<br />
the success of “Lights” here in the U.S.,<br />
this album should launch her career<br />
stateside. On her sophomore effort, Ellie<br />
goes darker, real and more emotional.<br />
In essence, it’s less “chirpy” and more<br />
“poppy.” Lead single “Hangin’ On” proves<br />
just ok while “Anything Could Happen”<br />
takes it up a notch with its hook and catchy<br />
refrain. “My Blood” is, perhaps, this sets<br />
standout track while the pulsating “Only<br />
You” comes a close second. For those<br />
needing a sentimental journey, find solace<br />
in “I Know You Care.” Grade: B+<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 41
SEDONA / VERDE VALLEY PRIDE<br />
O L D T O W N C O T T O N W O O D<br />
42 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 43
y Wes Bergman<br />
wesobergman@yahoo.com<br />
Katy Perry:<br />
Part of Me<br />
(<strong>2012</strong>)<br />
Starring: Katy Perry<br />
(mostly), Russell Brand<br />
(barely). Marketed as a<br />
“part-biopic, part-concert film”,<br />
Katy Perry’s documentary,<br />
Katy Perry: Part of Me,<br />
largely focuses on her<br />
2011 international tour<br />
California Dreams to<br />
promote her sophomore,<br />
multi-platinum album,<br />
Teenage Dream. In<br />
between footage of colorful,<br />
choreographed stage<br />
performances of many of her<br />
hits, we are invited to take a<br />
look backstage at the inner workings<br />
of bringing such a vibrant, energetic<br />
show to fans across the globe. Besides<br />
meeting the loyal crew that helps her<br />
realize her vision, we also get a glimpse<br />
into who “Katy Perry” is when she’s not a<br />
global superstar.<br />
Perry got her start as a gospel singer<br />
before transitioning to pop as a late<br />
teen. A prolific songwriter and guitarist,<br />
she was picked up—and subsequently<br />
dropped—by a couple of record labels<br />
before finding a home at the newly<br />
formed Capitol Music Group, where<br />
her star immediately began to rise. Yet<br />
for all her wild success and acclaim,<br />
Perry is still very human and juggling<br />
her burgeoning career with her fledgling<br />
marriage to Russell Brand invariably<br />
takes its toll. You may pick up Katy Perry:<br />
Part of Me to watch the bubblegum,<br />
eye candy fun of her concerts, but you’ll<br />
remember it for her humanity. Available<br />
on DVD and Blu-Ray.<br />
Perry’d with<br />
Children<br />
Desperate<br />
Housewives:<br />
The Eighth and<br />
Final Season<br />
Starring: Teri Hatcher, Marcia<br />
Cross, Felicity Huffman,<br />
Eva Longoria<br />
Faithful fans of the<br />
cheeky prime time<br />
soap opera, Desperate<br />
Housewives will<br />
recall that Season 7<br />
ended up a bit of a<br />
cliffhanger when the<br />
ladies of Wisteria Lane<br />
all conspired to do the<br />
neighborly thing and help<br />
Gabrielle Solis (Longoria)<br />
bury a body—specifically, her<br />
abusive stepfather’s.<br />
Season 8 finds the women struggling<br />
with their guilt over the entire affair<br />
(despite having done much worse<br />
throughout the series) and confronting<br />
another mystery that bears a striking<br />
resemblance to the one that galvanized<br />
them during Season 1: a menacing note<br />
bearing the same missive, verbatim, that<br />
prompted their one-time close associate,<br />
Mary Alice, to off herself has now been<br />
sent to Bree Van de Kamp (Cross), the<br />
heir apparent to the “Bake It Until You<br />
Make It” Empire. As is wont to happen<br />
on that idyllic suburban street over the<br />
course of the final season, the bodies<br />
pile up and the women— presumably fed<br />
up with all their friends and neighbors<br />
kicking the bucket—end up leaving.<br />
It’s just as well; the lion’s share of the<br />
audience moved on long ago. Available<br />
on DVD.<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 45
Sample<br />
some of the<br />
finest wines<br />
produced<br />
right here in<br />
Arizona!<br />
Many Arizona wineries<br />
will be on hand with their<br />
delicious wines. Enjoy<br />
soothing entertainment,<br />
learn helpful wine tips<br />
and try your “feet” at a<br />
grape stomp taking place<br />
at 2pm. Flights of five<br />
wines just $10.<br />
Visit azstatefair.com/wine<br />
for updates.<br />
46 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
PoeFest<br />
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.” Well, sometimes “occasionally.” Set in an<br />
asylum for the criminally insane, The Arizona Curriculum Theater presents the works<br />
of creepy 19th century American writer Edgar Allan Poe like you’ve never seen them<br />
before. These are not readings; the words of Poe are brought to life with<br />
chilling reality <strong>October</strong> 5-6 at the Hotel San Carlos, 202 N. Central Ave.<br />
For info call 602-396-7422 or visit PoeFest.org<br />
A Vampire Tale<br />
This is the annual “Nutcracker” of the Halloween season presented<br />
by the phenomenal Scorpius Dance Theatre. Dark, sinister<br />
and very, very sexy, this is the ninth consecutive presentation<br />
of the debauchery of the Living Dead—including thrilling aerial<br />
feats—is sure to thrill and seduce you. Presented<br />
weekends <strong>October</strong> 11-November 3 at the Little Theatre<br />
of Phoenix Theatre, 100 E. McDowell Rd. For tix visit<br />
ScorpiusDance.com or call 602-254-2151<br />
Monty Python’s Spamalot!<br />
“What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?” You have to<br />
know these things when you’re king. Join King Arthur, brave Sir<br />
Robin, Lancelot and the kay-niggets of the Round Table in Monty<br />
Python’s Spamalot now through <strong>October</strong> 14 at Phoenix Theatre,<br />
100 E. McDowell Rd. in Phoenix. Go to PhoenixTheatre.com or<br />
call 602-254-2151 for tickets and info. “Ni! Ni!”<br />
OCTOBER <strong>2012</strong> ION THEATER + STANDUP<br />
DATE EVENT LOCATION PHONE<br />
4-7 Underneath the Lintel iTheatre - Herberger 602-254-7399<br />
5-6 Lemon Andersen ASU Gammage 480-965-3434<br />
5-6 PoeFest Hotel San Carlos 602-396-7422<br />
5-7 Joe Rogan StandUp Live-Phx 480-719-6100<br />
5-28 The Music Man Theatre Works 623-815-1791<br />
thru 7 Agony & Ecstasy of Steve Jobs Actors Theatre - Herberger 602-252-8497<br />
11-11/3 A Vampire Tale Phoenix Theatre 602-258-1794<br />
11-28 Next to Normal AZ Theatre Co. - Herberger 602-254-7339<br />
12 Bill Engvall Scotts. Ctr. for the Arts 480-499-8587<br />
thru 14 Monty Python’s Spamalot Phoenix Theatre 602-254-2151<br />
20 Smartest Man in the World Mesa Arts Center 480-644-6500<br />
20 The Daily Show Tour Scotts. Ctr. for the Arts 480-499-8587<br />
24-28 Interviews about Internet Dating Scotts. Ctr. for the Arts 480-499-8587<br />
25-28 A Haunting We Will Go Center Dance Co. - Herberger 602-254-7339<br />
thru 27 Streetcar Named Desire Scotts. Desert Stages 480-483-1664<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 47
48 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Miss Goddess<br />
Apollo’s Pageant<br />
Who’s got the beauty? The talent? The hunger? Who will<br />
be the next Miss Goddess Apollo’s? Yep! It’s a pageant!<br />
Watch the best queens in town battle it out for the crown.<br />
They’ll also honor Grecia Montes D’Occa, Miss Goddess Apollo’s<br />
and Miss Phoenix Gay Pride <strong>2012</strong>. The magic happens on Friday, <strong>October</strong> 19 at<br />
9:30 p.m. The new goddess will be celebrated at the weekly review on Sunday,<br />
<strong>October</strong> 21 at 7 p.m. 5749 N. 7th St. Phone: 602-277-9373. See ad p. 5<br />
OCTOBER <strong>2012</strong> ION DRAG LISTINGS<br />
DATE TIME LOCATION SHOW / PERFORMER(S)<br />
Fri 5 10:00pm The Rock Apocalypz with Pandora DeStrange & GoGo Berlynn<br />
Sat 6 Karamba Ruby, Diamond, and Savannah Host Karamba’s 8th Anniversary<br />
Sun 7 7:00pm The Rock Hypno-Booty<br />
Mon 8 + 15 9:30pm Apollo’s Drag Bingo<br />
Fri 12 10:00pm The Rock Delta Work & Raja at Juke Joint<br />
Sat 13<br />
Woody’s & IBT’s OUTFEST with Delta Work & Raja<br />
Sun 14 7:00pm The Rock Delta Work & Raja at U betta Work<br />
Sun 14 10:30p, Karamba Diamond’s 8th Anniversary<br />
Sun14 7:00pm Apollo’s Tequila Nights with Tyra & Grecia<br />
Wed 17 9:30pm Charlie’s Claudia B’s Rocky Horror Show Night<br />
Fri 19 9:30pm Apollo’s Miss Goddess Apollos Pageant<br />
Sat 20 9:30pm Charlie’s Witches Ball with Pussy LeHoot - Prize for Best Witch<br />
Sun 21 7:00pm Apollo’s Miss Goddess Apollos Revue Show<br />
Mon 22 7:00pm Apollo’s Rupaul All-Star Viewing Party / Drag Bingo<br />
Fri 26 10:00pm The Rock Scandaleyez with Savannah Stevens<br />
Sat 27 9:30pm Charlie’s Pussy’s Patio Show presents Haunted Hollywood<br />
Sun 28 7:00pm Apollo’s Neveah Loves Coco with Neaveah McKenzie and Coco St. James<br />
Mon 29 7:00pm Apollo’s RuPaul All-Star Viewing Party/ Drag Bingo<br />
Wed 31 9:00pm The Rock The Voodoo Revue with The Gender Outlaws & Celia Putty<br />
Wed 31 9:00pm IBT’s Dragula Haloween Spooktacular<br />
11/4 7:00pm The Rock Miss Rock Pageant<br />
WEEKLY SHOWS<br />
Mondays 10:00pm Charlie’s Barbra Seville w/ Strippers!<br />
Mondays 10:00pm Apollo’s Naughty or Nice Bingo<br />
Wednesdays 9:00pm IBT’s Viva La Diva with Janee Star<br />
Wednesdays 9:00pm The Rock Open Wide Wednesdays<br />
Wednesdays 10:30pm Karamba Girls of Karamba - Adrian Galiano, Karime Lizaldi, & Celeste Montiel<br />
Wednesdays 10:00pm Charlie’s Claudia B. & Company<br />
Thursdays 10:30pm Karamba Tejano Thursdays with Ruby Reynolds<br />
Fridays 10:00pm Woody’s T.D.I.F. (Thank DiVa It’s Friday!)<br />
Fridays 9:00pm IBT’s Absolutely Flawless with China Collins<br />
Fridays 10:30pm Cruisin’ 7th Miss Dottie Pepper<br />
Fridays 9:00pm BS West Elements - The Valley’s Top Drag Entertainers<br />
Saturdays 9:00pm IBT’s Starrletts with Janee Star<br />
Saturdays 10:30pm Cruisin’ 7th The Fabulous Mia Inez Adams<br />
Saturdays 10:00pm The Rock The Barbra Seville Show<br />
Saturdays 10:00pm icepics The Olivia Gardens Show / A Touch of Soul with Maraya Jordan<br />
Saturdays 9:30pm Charlie’s Pussy’s Patio Show<br />
1st & 3rd Sun. 12:30pm Cruisin’ 7th Sunday Morning Madness with Miss Dottie Pepper<br />
Sundays 8:30pm Charlie’s Pussy LeHoot & Friends<br />
Sundays 10:30pm Karamba Diamond’s Show<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 49
50 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 51
52 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Gabriel, blow your horn! Just make<br />
sure it’s at Angels Trumpet Ale House,<br />
the cunning, new contemporary tavern<br />
in the heart of the Roosevelt District that<br />
opened in August serving up a thoughtful<br />
menu of noshes and specialty craft<br />
beers.<br />
“Was ist los in das Gasthaus?” You must<br />
be asking. We’ll tell you what’s going on.<br />
Husband and wife team Mat and Sharry<br />
Englehorn (Get it? Englehorn = Angels<br />
Trumpet. Neat, huh?) decided it was<br />
time to reinvent their lives, transforming<br />
Mat’s former real estate office<br />
into a pub. Not your<br />
ordinary, darkly lit pub<br />
serving up mountains<br />
of fish ‘n’ chips<br />
and bangers and<br />
mash. Nein! The<br />
young wünderkind<br />
at the stove is<br />
the talented Xane<br />
Brody who cut his<br />
culinary chops at The<br />
Grind. Sharry and Xane<br />
created the toothsome<br />
menu together.<br />
Start off with a flight of their tasty<br />
brewskies! Enjoy a generous<br />
sampling of six for $9.<br />
Choose from 31 kinds of<br />
porters, stouts, ales,<br />
pilsners, and on and<br />
on!<br />
The Pizza Flatbread<br />
stands out with five<br />
to choose from,<br />
plus a seasonal<br />
pizza. Carnivores<br />
Angels Trumpet Ale House<br />
will go crazy for the Meat Treat, with<br />
pepperoni, peppered bacon, salami,<br />
sausage, leeks, smoked mozzarella<br />
and roasted tomato sauce. Other pizzas<br />
are artistically created, like the Tractor,<br />
with egg, bacon, Brussels sprouts,<br />
caramelized onion and cheese. These<br />
mouthwatering, hefty 10” pies hover<br />
around the $10 mark with add-ons for $2<br />
each. You can even add Spam!<br />
If you’d like something that’s rootin’<br />
tootin’ and served on a bun, Angels<br />
Horn has three on the menu. Choose a<br />
burger of grilled ground beef cooked<br />
to order, smoked pork burger,<br />
a grilled chicken breast or<br />
scrambled eggs. You’ve<br />
got a Good Ol’ Fashioned<br />
with pickled red onion an<br />
arugula with a variety of<br />
cheeses to choose from,<br />
the Southwest with grilled<br />
chili peppers, Chihuahua<br />
cheese and adobo sauce or<br />
a hearty ‘Shroom Stroganoff<br />
takes a<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 53
twist on the<br />
Russian masterpiece,<br />
topping our patty with a ladle full of<br />
cream of mushroom, Swiss cheese<br />
and a dollop of sour cream. You’ll say,<br />
“Spasibo!” That’s Russian for “Thank<br />
you.” Each “bun-wich” is only $9 and<br />
served with your choice of fries, a<br />
delicious cole slaw with cranberry<br />
craisins, or ribbon chips.<br />
The housemade ketchup from the Angels<br />
Horn kitchen (or catsup if you’re fancy)<br />
hits a high note with us. Order two<br />
ramekins of this amazing sauce. You’ll<br />
want to order a bowl of it and eat it like<br />
soup, it’s that delicious.<br />
“Give me a home, where the buffalo<br />
roam ...” If you’re in a sausage kind<br />
of mood (and who isn’t?) you’ll feel<br />
right at home with the Bison BLT in a<br />
Blanket. You’ll get a Bison meat hotdog<br />
(and Bison is a lot lower in cholesterol,<br />
lower in calories and much lower in<br />
fat, too, without sacrificing any flavor.)<br />
wrapped in warm flatbread topped with<br />
bacon, seasonal greens, tomato and<br />
housemade mayonnaise.<br />
If you want something extra special try<br />
their own “Hanky on a Shingle.” You’ll<br />
go “baa-baa”-barmy<br />
for this tender, mild, chipped lamb<br />
topped with that rich ‘n’ creamy cream<br />
of mushroom on Texas toast as big<br />
as the state itself, served with fries<br />
(and don’t forget that ketchup!) and<br />
seasonal vegetables. Make sure this<br />
is served piping hot for max taste. Our<br />
veggies consisted of fresh green beans,<br />
coined carrots and—get this—sliced<br />
parsnips! Who knew parsnips were so<br />
effing good? We hope they’re always in<br />
season! All this for $11.<br />
You’ll be sorry if you don’t end your<br />
repast with their unique, housemade<br />
“Pop Tarts.” These ain’t from Kellogg’s,<br />
kids! Each flaky pastry is filled with a<br />
seasonal fruit jam and drizzled with a<br />
keen vanilla glaze. Angels Horn features<br />
a Sunday Brunch that looks, well, like a<br />
bit of heaven on earth.<br />
Angels Trumpet Ale House has<br />
something they can toot their own horn<br />
about.<br />
810 N. 2nd St.<br />
602-252-2630<br />
Tues-Thurs: 11a.m.-11 p.m.<br />
Fri-Sat: 11 a.m.-midnight<br />
Sunday Brunch: 10 a.m.-3 p.m.<br />
AngelsTrumpetAleHouse.com<br />
54 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Order Online<br />
Delivery at<br />
blissonfourth.com<br />
more downtown<br />
bliss!<br />
MORE CHOICE<br />
(NEW Expanded Menu)<br />
EVENT SPACE<br />
(Variety of Spaces - Inside & Out -<br />
for Parties, Celebrations, Gatherings)<br />
FOOD DELIVERY<br />
(Bliss Favorites Delivered Direct to You)<br />
901 north 4th street<br />
phoenix, arizona 85004<br />
602.795.1792<br />
blissrebar<br />
@blissrebar<br />
blissonfourth.com<br />
RESERVATIONS MADE EASY<br />
(From Any Mobile Device & Online)<br />
MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK<br />
($3 Daily Drinks, Daily Lunch Specials,<br />
$10 Tuesdays, 20% Off Wednesdays)<br />
Local. Independent. Favorites.<br />
7th Anniversary Celebration!<br />
Specials All Week • Oct 14-20<br />
7 Days. 7 Items. $7.<br />
Expanded Happy Hour Until 7PM<br />
7 Lottery Tickets For<br />
Every 7th Reservation<br />
FREE Appetizer for Parties of 7+<br />
Details @ fezoncentral.com<br />
New deeper happy<br />
hour EVERY day.<br />
Over 25 drinks just $3<br />
(4-6:30pm)<br />
Fresh Food, Classic Drinks,<br />
Casual Comfort.<br />
ORIGINAL. PHOENIX. FAVORITE.<br />
fezoncentral.com • 602.287.8700<br />
fezoncentral<br />
SwitchofArizonA.com<br />
602.264.2295<br />
switchofarizona<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 55
COOK Phoenix is a chance to sample<br />
culinary creations from many of Phoenix’s<br />
finest restaurants, and vote on your<br />
favorite restaurant while enjoying live<br />
entertainment, a festive atmosphere and<br />
live cooking demonstrations by celebrity<br />
chefs! COOK raises funds to help fund<br />
HRC’s efforts to ensure a nation where<br />
every citizen is treated equally, regardless<br />
of sexual orientation or gender identity.<br />
General Admission: $25 includes<br />
admission to the event, unlimited food<br />
tastings and an annual HRC membership.<br />
VIP Admission: $100 includes admission<br />
to the event, unlimited food tastings,<br />
complimentary non-alcohol/alcohol<br />
beverages all day, and an annual HRC<br />
membership.<br />
Tickets can be purchased online at<br />
www.hrc.org/COOKPhoenix<br />
56 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Diva or<br />
Darling?<br />
Johnny Weir<br />
does a triple-toe<br />
loop just for ION<br />
“I’m Here.<br />
I’m Weir.<br />
Get into it. ”<br />
by Deon Brown<br />
58 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
The gifted, talented, stylish and<br />
renowned enfant terrible of figure<br />
skating, Johnny Weir skates back on<br />
to television for the second season of<br />
his reality show/docu-series Be Good<br />
Johnny Weir.<br />
Sometimes called the “Lady Gaga of<br />
Figure Skating,” for his spectacular, if<br />
not controversial costumes and routines,<br />
Johnny’s skating and artistry never<br />
fails to dazzle and entertain audiences<br />
around the world—and even beyond—<br />
he even has an asteroid named after<br />
him.<br />
Titillated journalists and fans everywhere<br />
are fascinated with Johnny’s glamorous<br />
furs, costumes, life and sometimes, yes,<br />
even his notorious tantrums. US Weekly<br />
magazine even reported what Johnny<br />
keeps in his fab Hermès Birkin bag in<br />
their “What’s In My Bag?” feature.<br />
Now, John Garvin “Johnny” Weir-<br />
Voronov is 28-years-old and married<br />
attorney Victor Voronov on New Year’s<br />
Eve, 2011. The two-time Olympian,<br />
three-time U.S. National Figure<br />
Skating Champion, two time<br />
Grand Prix Final bronze<br />
medalist and a<br />
World Medalist is settling down as he<br />
trains for his third—and last—Winter<br />
Olympics in Sochi, Russia in 2014.<br />
Johnny spoke to ION Arizona about his<br />
TV show, married life, his wardrobe—<br />
and why he still won’t take shit from<br />
anybody.<br />
ION: Tell us about your show.<br />
JW: The first season was very much the<br />
life of a competitive athlete and going<br />
to the Olympics, trials and tribulations<br />
and the day to day struggles that I<br />
faced. It wasn’t glamorous, it wasn’t<br />
Kardashianed at all. The second season<br />
is a little bit more outrageous. I had two<br />
years off, I can drink on a Wednesday<br />
if I want to. Do whatever I want, try<br />
whatever I want, write my book, plan a<br />
big skating Cirque du Soleil moment,<br />
sing a song. This season was definitely<br />
geared toward my popularity and the<br />
sort of famous life I’ve led. I was really<br />
nervous how people would react to<br />
seeing two polar opposite Johnny<br />
Weirs.<br />
ION: You’ve described yourself as<br />
an introvert. How do you reconcile<br />
this with having your own reality TV<br />
show?<br />
JW: It’s kinda like Beyoncé. When she<br />
goes on stage she becomes “Sasha<br />
Fierce.” When people are looking at<br />
me, when the cameras are on, when<br />
I’m performing, I know how to turn it<br />
on. I know the inner “Sasha Fierce”<br />
I have inside me. At home I’m very<br />
quiet, I’m very organized, very OCD<br />
about cleaning—almost to insanity.<br />
I’m all about keeping everything small,<br />
quiet and clean. When I’m out in public<br />
I can be outrageous. I’m completely<br />
comfortable with who I am, which helps<br />
me be an entertainer, be a performer<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 59
and have<br />
a reality show and<br />
do all these wonderful things<br />
I’ve been blessed to do.<br />
ION: We’ve almost<br />
watched you grow<br />
up on ice. You<br />
still have a<br />
funny, almost<br />
childlike<br />
quality.<br />
JW: The<br />
older I<br />
get—I’m<br />
still not so<br />
old—but I<br />
feel like with<br />
all the things<br />
I’ve been able<br />
to do and the<br />
sacrifices I’ve<br />
made, growing<br />
up very early, I still<br />
find it’s great to be silly,<br />
to have people around you<br />
can ‘play’ with. You have to have that<br />
adolescent style. If you’re uncomfortable<br />
being you it’s very easy to get stuffy, to<br />
get scared and to always say the right<br />
thing and do the right thing; that’s never<br />
been me. Me being childlike and silly is<br />
a huge part of my personality and how<br />
I’ve been able to stay sane over the<br />
years.<br />
ION: How’s married life?<br />
JW: It’s an incredible balance to my<br />
profession and being an entertainer.<br />
It’s so grown up! He’s strong, he’s<br />
intelligent, he’s smart. He balances me<br />
very well. I’m more emotional, more<br />
creative and I’ve got a little more crazy<br />
60 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
up in my head<br />
than he does. That says a lot<br />
for two young gay people with so many<br />
distractions. It definitely enhances my<br />
skating and makes me more confident<br />
that somebody loves me.<br />
ION: What do you wish<br />
more people knew<br />
about you that<br />
might surprise<br />
them?<br />
JW: You<br />
know, on<br />
television<br />
and<br />
when I’m<br />
having my<br />
“Johnny<br />
Fierce”<br />
moments<br />
in front of<br />
people I often<br />
times come<br />
across a little bit<br />
stupid and a little<br />
bit diva. I like my life to<br />
be exactly like I want it to<br />
be, with no questions and I won’t<br />
settle for anything differently—I don’t<br />
find that ‘diva’—I think that’s a human<br />
right. I wish people would think of me<br />
more as a clever person; somebody<br />
that’s not all about Birkin bags, furs,<br />
sparkles and skating to pretty music<br />
and doing what is known as one of the<br />
Gayest sports ever. I wish people would<br />
see me more as what I see myself as: a<br />
very normal, toned-down person. I don’t<br />
do my hair and makeup every day. But<br />
I’m happy to give them everything that<br />
they want out of Johnny Weir.<br />
Johnny & his husband<br />
Victor Voronov<br />
ION: You’ve accomplished quite a<br />
bit on an impressive Bucket List:<br />
A TV show, a book, Fashion Week,
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 61
62 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
The Rachel Zoe Project, voice overs,<br />
a photoshoot for MAC Cosmetics.<br />
What’s next?<br />
JW: I think the sky’s the limit. I’m<br />
training again. My goal is to compete in<br />
my third Olympics. Right now I’ve kind<br />
of given up a lot of my “pop” life—my<br />
celebrity happenings, my books,<br />
songs, photoshoots and<br />
things—so I can train<br />
everyday. I’m a bit<br />
old for competitive<br />
figure skating and<br />
getting a bit long<br />
in the tooth.<br />
I’m going on<br />
this journey to<br />
show my fans<br />
that anything<br />
is possible.<br />
You can be<br />
50 and have a<br />
baby. You can be<br />
an old, has-been<br />
figure skater and<br />
come back refreshed,<br />
revitalized and new. You<br />
can do anything you want in life.<br />
After Sochi, I’ll hang up my competitive<br />
skates and hopefully have my own<br />
company of skaters that go around the<br />
globe. The most important thing for me<br />
is to have fun with my life. If I want to try<br />
something and I know I’m going to fail—<br />
like cutting a single and not really being<br />
a singer. I have fun. That’s the most<br />
important thing.<br />
ION: You said that you weren’t always<br />
right in your choices. What was your<br />
best choice? The worst choice?<br />
JW: Best choice? Getting married.<br />
I completely surrendered to ‘Jesus<br />
taking the wheel,’ as they say. Taking<br />
the shields down. You don’t live without<br />
building armor around yourself. Even my<br />
sport has gotten stronger by allowing<br />
myself that moment of weakness.<br />
The worst choice? I wear some really<br />
wrong clothes. I love fashion, I love<br />
being avant garde and crazy, but I’ll see<br />
a picture and the makeup is completely<br />
wrong, the clothes are a disaster. But I<br />
stand behind them! I love my<br />
mistakes! It makes it<br />
even better!<br />
But, really, I<br />
judge people<br />
and I attack<br />
people for<br />
no real<br />
reason. I’m<br />
trying to be<br />
better as I<br />
get older.<br />
Everyone<br />
has a story.<br />
Everyone has<br />
a background.<br />
Homeless<br />
people don’t just<br />
become homeless.<br />
There’s always a story<br />
and you can’t judge people,<br />
you have to try to know them as person.<br />
That’s definitely my biggest mistake.<br />
I’ve lost out on a lot of really great<br />
experiences because of that.<br />
ION: In your autobiography you said<br />
that with all of your adventures and<br />
catastrophes, that you’re in “the kiss<br />
and cry of my life.”<br />
JW: I never wanted to put competitive<br />
skates on again. I never wanted to be<br />
in front of judges again. I felt at the<br />
last Olympics I did the best I could<br />
and that still wasn’t good enough to<br />
win a medal. Despite that I’ve turned<br />
myself back into this torturous world<br />
for no other reason than vanity. I want<br />
to work hard; I want to show people
what it is that made me me. I don’t<br />
want to be this reality star that writes<br />
cookbooks and makes singles and has<br />
a t-shirt line—while that would be nice<br />
and beneficial. Every moment is a “kiss<br />
and cry.” Every moment is that moment<br />
when you’re sitting there and having that<br />
last fabulous, glorious moment of sheer<br />
bliss. That’s how life should be lived. It<br />
shouldn’t be torturous. It should be that<br />
moment when you’re sitting there either<br />
kissing or crying.<br />
ION: What’s the best part of being<br />
Johnny Weir?<br />
JW: Having met a lot of people. A lot<br />
of random people. A lot of struggling<br />
people. A lot of successful people. The<br />
one thing I have that a lot of people<br />
don’t<br />
have is selfconfidence.<br />
I realize all of my<br />
strengths, but more importantly<br />
I recognize all of my<br />
weaknesses. That creates a<br />
comfortable cocoon that I<br />
float around in everyday.<br />
I don’t take shit from<br />
anybody. That strength<br />
has pulled me through.<br />
So many times where<br />
I could’ve crumbled<br />
and said, ‘I can’t do<br />
this anymore,’ Growing<br />
up as a very, very Gay<br />
kid in high school, there<br />
are so many times when<br />
I could’ve said, “We need<br />
to find a way to change<br />
who you are to make other<br />
people happy.” The fact that I<br />
don’t care if I make people happy<br />
is something I wouldn’t trade for a<br />
million crocodile Birken bags.<br />
ION: If you were a superhero, what<br />
would your superpower be and why?<br />
JW: Everyone always says the ability<br />
to fly. But I fly a lot, and it’s not all it’s<br />
cracked up to be. My superpower would<br />
be to teleport! To go from one place to<br />
another with the snap of the finger—like<br />
Bewitched. No luggage. It would make<br />
life a lot easier and a lot more luxurious.<br />
Like Astro Boy. That’s what I would want<br />
to look like.<br />
Watch Be Good Johnny Weir on LOGO<br />
every Monday night at 10 p.m. PST on<br />
Cox Channel 159. For full episodes visit<br />
LOGOtv.com<br />
64 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 65
66 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
y Britany Pennington<br />
“TOO PRETTY TO BE GAY”<br />
A STORY FOR NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY<br />
I’m Britany, and I’m a 23-year-old part<br />
time model for MTV and a makeup artist<br />
for a spa.<br />
I am a Lesbian and have been “out”<br />
since I was 14-years-old. Growing up,<br />
I had a rough childhood and when<br />
people hear about it they like to say<br />
that my tough experiences have led me<br />
to this “lifestyle.” It’s funny that people<br />
like to put an excuse on why people<br />
are homosexual—as if there should<br />
be a reason to love someone. Love is<br />
an emotion that you feel and I believe<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 67
68 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
you cannot choose who you love. I<br />
knew I was attracted to girls before<br />
any traumatic experiences in my life<br />
occurred. I was so young; I didn’t<br />
even know what a Gay person was,<br />
but I knew I had an attraction to girls<br />
instead of boys. I thought something<br />
was wrong with me and was scared to<br />
tell anyone about the way I felt. Once<br />
I got into my teens I started to learn<br />
and understand about homosexuality.<br />
I was in denial and also I was very<br />
scared for my family to find out.<br />
Coming out was a very hard<br />
experience and I dealt with a lot of<br />
discrimination from my family. That’s<br />
why I can never understand why<br />
people would say I “chose” to be like<br />
this. If it was a choice, I would have<br />
been Straight. Life would have been a<br />
lot easier that way. Through the years<br />
my family has grown to accept me<br />
more and now my relationship with<br />
them is stronger then ever.<br />
My girlfriend Sally and I have decided<br />
to get a domestic partnership and<br />
declare our love in a commitment<br />
ceremony. When my girlfriend told<br />
her mom on the phone, one of the<br />
first things her mom said was, “Well,<br />
it won’t be legal,” as if the whole<br />
meaning of committing yourself to<br />
someone should be about whether<br />
it’s legal or not. The ignorance in<br />
society saddens me and every day I<br />
hear ignorant comments from people<br />
telling me I’m “too pretty to be Gay,” or<br />
I “haven’t had a guy give it to me right”<br />
or I’m “confused.”<br />
I am proud of who I am and who I love<br />
and no matter how many times I’m<br />
told it’s not right to love and be in love<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 69
with a woman; those feelings<br />
don’t just go away.<br />
Sally and I have been dealing with our<br />
own barriers while discussing getting<br />
married. That’s when I wanted to do<br />
a photoshoot kissing my girlfriend<br />
through a fence representing what<br />
it’s like being a homosexual couple<br />
and having barriers in your way. This<br />
shows our pride and that love has no<br />
boundaries. I really want people to see<br />
that love is something that cannot be<br />
stopped.<br />
Sometimes when a person speaks<br />
badly about Gay marriage it’s coming<br />
from the mouth of someone who has<br />
been divorced, and that’s sad. People<br />
should focus on what the meaning of<br />
marriage, even if it’s because some<br />
heterosexuals have ruined the meaning<br />
of it. Straight society should focus on<br />
the high divorce rate and try fixing that<br />
before preventing homosexuals from<br />
getting married. Either way, I can’t<br />
change society but any way I can show<br />
my pride and support love, I will do it.<br />
Sally and I will commit our love<br />
for each other and not for a legal<br />
document—we will be doing it because<br />
we’re in love. That’s what the true<br />
meaning of what marriage should be.<br />
Are you out and proud? Thursday,<br />
<strong>October</strong> 11 is National Coming Out<br />
Day. If you’re in the closet this is a<br />
great time to consider coming out to<br />
your friends, co-workers and your<br />
family. It’s not always easy. If you need<br />
help, visit your local GLBT Community<br />
Center or PFLAG Chapter. Good luck!<br />
70 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 71
Fernando Hernandez<br />
PRESENTS<br />
RAINBOWS FESTIVAL<br />
WEEKEND<br />
Saturday, <strong>October</strong> 6, <strong>2012</strong><br />
11am DJ Kela<br />
12pm Desert Overture<br />
1pm Anaya Tribal<br />
2pm Birthday Suit Burlesque<br />
3pm Sisterzz Twisted<br />
4pm Devinography Hip Hop Jam<br />
5pm “Troubador Café” starring<br />
Kenyata White<br />
Special thanks to all of our sponsors!<br />
Sunday, <strong>October</strong> 7, <strong>2012</strong><br />
11am DJ Anthony<br />
12pm Dawn Bowman<br />
1pm Tracey Rappa & the Heat<br />
2pm Freddy’s Spotlight @ Rainbows<br />
2:20pm Phoenix Pride Royalty<br />
3pm “Stop Blowin”<br />
3:10pm Phoenix Heatwave<br />
3:30pm Barbra Seville’s Phoenix Phollies<br />
72 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
DRIVE<br />
YOU<br />
WILD<br />
ES and Addicted Brands<br />
available at TU Collection<br />
by Tan United<br />
4700 N. Central Ave.<br />
Ste. 114, Phoenix<br />
602-274-TANU<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 73
74 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 75
76 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 77
Be the diva!<br />
Respect yourself, don’t binge drink.<br />
Be Safe Out<br />
78 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
Learn more at:<br />
www.facebook.com/safeout<br />
This program is funded through Magellan Health Services of Arizona.
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 79
80 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 81
82 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 83
Colby Melvin’s<br />
by Deon Brown<br />
photos by Devin Mitchell<br />
video 84 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com stills from FullFrontalFreedom.com<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
by Deon Brown<br />
Full<br />
Disclosure<br />
(Well, Almost.)
In case you haven’t noticed, it’s<br />
election time. And it’s a big one. An<br />
important one. We’re electing our<br />
President of the United States of<br />
America.<br />
People argue. Back and Forth. Pro<br />
and Con. Flip and Flop. But<br />
on the bright side, whether<br />
you’re Democrat or<br />
Republican (wait, scratch<br />
that), Libertarian,<br />
Independent or even<br />
a Tea Party member,<br />
(well, maybe not them<br />
either), just about<br />
everybody can get<br />
behind the video that<br />
went viral, “Disclosure,”<br />
from the scantily clad<br />
West Hollywood novelty<br />
Go-Go Boy Band called<br />
Wrong Direction with a catchy<br />
song parodying the controversial<br />
Romney campaign, set to the tune of<br />
One Direction’s hit, “That’s What Makes<br />
You Beautiful.” Speaking of beautiful,<br />
who can resist watching stunning,<br />
shimmying stars of WeHo’s celebrated<br />
boy boxes—many of them Andrew<br />
Christian underwear models—Colby<br />
Melvin, Quinn C. Jaxon, David Brackett,<br />
Brandon R. Brown, Johnathan Myers<br />
— all workin’ it poolside, Beverly Hills<br />
90210 style?<br />
The faux “band’s” frontman Colby<br />
Melvin, 24, is a lot more than just a<br />
pretty face. And that’s a real pretty face,<br />
too. Raised in Breaux Bridge, Louisiana,<br />
Colby earned a college degree, then<br />
worked in Houston, Texas for British<br />
Petroleum. Colby’s gone from cleaning<br />
up the Gulf’s oil spills to the high life of<br />
the Hollywood Hills!<br />
“I’m not necessarily passionate about<br />
elections, but what I am passionate about<br />
is equality,” Colby said. “This affects<br />
everybody. It affects things like marriage<br />
and giving blood. I believe in philanthropy<br />
and giving back when I can. I’ve had my<br />
own share of ups and downs. That’s why<br />
I want to get involved.” And<br />
not only is the easy-onthe-eyes<br />
Colby the<br />
toast of Tinseltown;<br />
when he’s not<br />
showing off his<br />
famous—umm—<br />
assets at West<br />
Hollywood’s<br />
fashionable<br />
watering hole,<br />
The Abbey, or<br />
hawking underwear<br />
for Andrew<br />
Christian, Colby is<br />
the spokesmodel for<br />
Full Frontal Freedom, who<br />
produced the hunktacular video. Not bad<br />
for a guy who just came out two years<br />
ago.<br />
The video producer Full Frontal Freedom<br />
is a coalition of independent artists<br />
and media executives who want to use<br />
talent and creativity to raise awareness<br />
and enhance civil discussion and<br />
engagement. Full Frontal Freedom is<br />
an independent progressive movement<br />
and they’re not affiliated with, endorsed<br />
or sponsored by any state campaign,<br />
anywhere.<br />
“We recognize that with creativity,<br />
innovation, passion and the power which<br />
comes from being on the right side of<br />
history, we can change hearts and minds<br />
in our favor,” said Conor Gaughan of Full<br />
Frontal Freedom. The testosterone-treat<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 85
had<br />
3.25 million views on<br />
YouTube at press time.<br />
“We’re thrilled and humbled with the<br />
success of Wrong Direction’s ‘Disclosure.’<br />
It has struck a chord, and we’re glad<br />
that we could contribute to the discourse<br />
through our uniquely fun approach,”<br />
continued Conor. “We hope young voters<br />
are entertained, educated, and engaged<br />
enough to vote this November.”<br />
Phoenix photographer Devin Mitchell<br />
worked closely with Colby to create the<br />
“comic book” concept shown here to help<br />
encourage young people to register to<br />
vote and exercise their privilege because<br />
“voting is sexy.”<br />
“Seeing Colby’s video inspired me to<br />
make a ‘comic strip’ with him. He’s<br />
very in touch with what’s happening<br />
and likes to incorporate that into his<br />
image. He’s smart. He’s very aware<br />
of what’s going on around him,” Devin<br />
explained. “There’s something about<br />
Colby that inspires me; he needs no<br />
direction. Colby’s just as creative as he is<br />
intelligent. I always<br />
make it a point to take pictures of him<br />
whenever I’m in L.A.”<br />
After photographing some of the best<br />
of Phoenix’s own movers, shakers<br />
and bevies of beaux and beauties,<br />
Devinography recently expanded to<br />
Southern California market. “The coolest<br />
thing about working in L.A. is that you<br />
can just reach out and pick subject<br />
matter. It’s everywhere! My work is<br />
growing so much after starting only one<br />
year ago.”<br />
Visit FullFrontalFreedom.com for anti-<br />
PAC information and remember to VOTE.<br />
Discover how you can get a glamorous<br />
image of “you.” Schedule an appointment<br />
with Devin Mitchell at Devinography.com<br />
Check out Colby Melvin because he’s,<br />
well, like, he’s Colby Melvin. Go to<br />
ColbyMelvin.com. Now! If you catch him<br />
at The Abbey, tell him ION sent you—and<br />
tip him.<br />
We won’t tell you who to vote for. That’s<br />
your decision. But stop and think about<br />
who’ll work for you while Overcoming<br />
Barriers Affecting Most of America.<br />
86 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 87
88 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 89
In Memoriam<br />
Girard DeMuro<br />
Stylist, Son,<br />
Musician, Friend,<br />
Starmaker.<br />
90 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Photos by Fernando Hernandez | Art by Tom King & Kevin Bushaw.<br />
Starring Miss Gay Arizona USofA Saellah V. & Miss Gay Arizona America Diva.<br />
Featuring Toby Yatso<br />
Costumes & Props provided by Easley’s Fun Shop - 509 West McDowell Road, Phoenix.<br />
Leather gear (on the cover) provided by The Antique Marketplace & Root Seller -<br />
3343 North 7th Avenue, Phoenix.
92 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
A Midnight Snack<br />
Toby and the delicious Diva<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 93
94 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Lucky Number 13<br />
Camp Counselor Diva better beware!<br />
It’s a slasher! Saellah V. makes murder look sexy.<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 95
your new tires, brakes & other services<br />
COMMUNITYTIREPROS.COM<br />
#560 mention this scary ad and get $20 off your next visit until 11.31.<strong>2012</strong><br />
96 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Shitagi Nashi<br />
School bullys (or muggers)<br />
are no problem for Diva!<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 97
98 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Psycho Drag Killer<br />
”Saellah might’ve fooled me,<br />
but she didn’t fool my mother!”<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 99
100 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
Army of Dragness<br />
Evil Saellah pounces on Toby,<br />
“You found me beatuful once!”<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 101
Watch Your Children Around Axes<br />
“Little Diva took an axe,<br />
and gave her mother 40 whacks.<br />
When Toby saw what she had done,<br />
she turned and gave him 41.”<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 103
all that<br />
GLITTERS<br />
A GALA BENEFIT FOR<br />
Living without fear, shame or isolation.<br />
SATURDAY, NOV. 3RD<br />
CROWNE PLAZA AIRPORT<br />
4300 E. WASHINGTON STREET • PHOENIX ARIZONA 85034<br />
DOORS AT 6PM<br />
SCAN THIS CODE<br />
TO BUY YOUR<br />
104 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com TICKETS <strong>October</strong> TODAY! <strong>2012</strong>
A-Doll-A-Makes-Me-Holla<br />
Look out, cuz this Diva doll<br />
will give you more than just<br />
a boo-boo, Honey!<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 105
Fangs For the Memories<br />
Sellah V. recalls the time when<br />
Victorian Vampires wore patterns like<br />
this historically accurate houndstooth.
Beware! The last house on the left ...<br />
the psychopathic killer who escaped from<br />
the asylum ... that weird dude who sat<br />
next to you on the Light Rail last week.<br />
You’ll find all of these zombies, freaks,<br />
monsters and weirdos at haunted houses<br />
across the Valley and Tucson. Here’s a<br />
list of fright factories that’ll—well—scare<br />
the pants off of you.<br />
13th Floor Haunted<br />
House - Phoenix<br />
Two epic, haunted<br />
attractions take you<br />
to shocking levels<br />
of graphic, intense,<br />
psychological thrills and<br />
horror. Yikes! 2814 W. Bell<br />
Rd., located in the Bell Canyon Pavilion<br />
Shopping Center behind Hooters at 1-17<br />
and Bell Rd. Go to 13thFloorAZ.com for<br />
more.<br />
Jack & Jill’s Haunted<br />
Hill - Phoenix<br />
The legendary couple<br />
was never heard<br />
from again once they<br />
stumbled upon an<br />
abandoned mine. Find<br />
out what happened at<br />
4237 W. Thunderbird Rd. Go<br />
to JackandJillsHauntedHill.com for more<br />
thrills—if you dare.<br />
Chambers of Fear -<br />
Surprise<br />
Spine-chilling horror,<br />
including the Hillbilly<br />
Nightmare & Den of<br />
Darkness in over 25,000<br />
square feet of terror with<br />
three haunted houses at<br />
one location. 11340 W. Bell Rd. Five<br />
minutes west of Arrowhead Mall. Go to<br />
Chambersoffear.com for more.<br />
The Crypt & The<br />
Asylum - Mesa<br />
Two fright factories in one at<br />
Fiesta Mall. That’s pretty scary<br />
in itself! 1445 W. Southern Ave. in Mesa,<br />
off the US-60, at the Alma School Rd.<br />
exit. Go to HauntedAZ.com for details.<br />
Dark Scares - Mesa<br />
You’ll get the screaming-meemies at this<br />
spot, featured at the Black Mirror Casino.<br />
Voted one of the Best Haunts by Arizona<br />
Foothills Magazine. 1601 N. Dobson Rd.<br />
near the Loop 202 At Mesa Riverview.<br />
Go to DarkScares.com for more bloodcurdling<br />
information, if you dare.<br />
The Nest - Chandler<br />
The Legend of Killer Kell. ABC News<br />
and Good Morning America calls this<br />
venue the Spookiest Place in America.<br />
Experience the terror at Rawhide. 5700<br />
W. North Loop Rd. Chandler. For hours,<br />
tickets, coupons and info, visit<br />
Frightened.com.<br />
The Slaughter<br />
House - Tucson<br />
Tucson’s scariest! Fear<br />
and terror show no<br />
mercy here! You might<br />
wet your pants. Find<br />
uncontrolled mayhem at<br />
1102 W. Grant Rd. Visit<br />
TheSlaughterhouseTucson.<br />
com for more hours & info.<br />
Scared? You should be!<br />
Buckelew Farm: Terror<br />
in the Corn - Tucson<br />
Your worst nightmare: No, not Courtney<br />
Love. A dark, foggy cornfield in the middle<br />
of the night. You’ll be gasping for breath,<br />
scaredy-pants. 17000 W. Ajo Way. Go to<br />
BucklewFarm.com or call 520-822-2277.<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 107
109 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
Totally Ripped<br />
“Ripper? I hardly know her!”
110 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
OCTOBER <strong>2012</strong> Vol. 6, Issue 5<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
ANY Unfair RESEMBLANCE and TO unbalanced. THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY We decide. ACCIDENTAL<br />
City Council Keeps Fluoride In<br />
Water. Adding Ecstasy Soon.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
PHOENIX—In 1980 the City of Phoenix<br />
added fluoride to the water, reducing<br />
cavities by 20 to 40 percent and reducing<br />
unnecessary dental costs by $38 per resident<br />
per year. This action has been a huge<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
disappointment to dentists across the Valley,<br />
as you can imagine.<br />
Over 1.4 million people are affected by the<br />
city’s fluoridated water at an annual cost to<br />
the city of about $600,000 annually. After a<br />
hotly contested debate whether to maintain<br />
fluoridation, the Phoenix City Council<br />
elected to retain the additive.<br />
mood-altering social drug Ecstasy to the city’s<br />
water supplies.”<br />
Ecstasy, or “molly” usually contains the<br />
chemical MDMA. This drug induces euphoria,<br />
a heightened sense of intimacy and diminished<br />
anxiety when taken. It is used in some<br />
psychotherapeutic settings as well as raves and<br />
dance parties.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
“We think Ecstasy will greatly curtail instances<br />
of domestic violence, murders, road rage and<br />
other violent confrontations,” explained one<br />
City Council member. “Overcrowding in the<br />
jails will just result in one big cuddle puddle.”<br />
“As a matter of fact,” said one anonymous<br />
Phoenix City Council insider, “with the<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
success of city residents’ dental hygiene due<br />
to fluoridation, we plan to add the synthetic<br />
Ecstasy will be introduced into the water<br />
supply at the cost of $38 per resident per year.<br />
Glow sticks and candy pacifiers are extra.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
May <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 111
I know mine.<br />
Do you know yours?<br />
KNOW<br />
YOURS<br />
Get tested.<br />
swhiv.org/POKE<br />
A Project of<br />
JOIN US AT RAINBOWS<br />
FESTIVAL - OCT 6 & 7<br />
Additional Funding provided by Ryan White Parts A & C and Maricopa County<br />
Department of Public Health. Funding provided by the Federal Department of<br />
Health and Human Services Administration, the Ryan White HIV/AIDS Treatment<br />
Extension 112 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com Acot of 2009, the Maricopa <strong>October</strong> County Business <strong>2012</strong> Strategies and<br />
Health Care Programs Department and Maricopa Integrated Health System.
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Gay Haunted House<br />
Terrifies, Horrifies!<br />
W. HOLLYWOOD<br />
— When the frost is<br />
on the pumpkin and<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Halloween comes, you<br />
can count on trick-ortreaters,<br />
ghost stories<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
and lots of fake blood.<br />
But in West<br />
Hollywood, America’s<br />
Gayest City, things are<br />
a little bit different.<br />
You won’t find any<br />
withered hags, old<br />
crones, or rotting<br />
corpses. You’ll find<br />
glamorous ghosts of<br />
long gone movie stars,<br />
fake Britney Spears<br />
wannabees and hunky<br />
boys dressed as, well,<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
hunky boys.<br />
But nothing is more spine-tingling and<br />
bone chilling than a Gay haunted house.<br />
ANY West Hollywood has their first TO haunted<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE THE TRUTH TRUTH IS IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
house on Fairfax Avenue. There will be<br />
scary noises and sound effects—mostly<br />
coming from Liza Minnelli’s last album—<br />
and a wicked witch who looks remarkably<br />
like today’s Madonna and decorated with<br />
lots of Jonathan Adler pieces. The “spirits”<br />
who populate the Tinseltown fright factory<br />
called “The Fairfax Bitch Project” are<br />
mostly out-of-work actors who wait tables<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
or work at Pinkberry. But you won’t hear<br />
them moaning and groaning or shouting,<br />
“Boo!” Oh no. These<br />
Gay goblins will scare<br />
you like you’ve never<br />
been scared before.<br />
And they don’t need<br />
costumes.<br />
“Girrrrl! Look at those<br />
Crocs! Where did you<br />
get those? Marshall’s?”<br />
one ghoul chided.<br />
“That dress looks<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
really good on ... on<br />
fire, that is!” goaded<br />
another mean spirit to<br />
an unwary visitor.<br />
“It’s like nothing I’ve<br />
experienced before!”<br />
sobbed one frightened<br />
customer. “That bitch<br />
in there wearing<br />
Tom’s told me that my hair looked like it<br />
was done by someone at a VoTech school in<br />
Compton!” cried another.<br />
“We find that reading someone scares the shit<br />
out of ‘em a lot more than rattling chains,”<br />
said Chance Barlow-Baines, manager and<br />
part-time escort. “Bitch, you do not want to<br />
come in here wearing Ed Hardy.”<br />
The Fairfax Bitch Project is located at 628<br />
N. Fairfax Ave. You think you can afford<br />
admission? Look in your fake Gucci wallet<br />
for a credit card that isn’t maxed out.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 113
114 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Druids Outraged<br />
Over “Innocence of<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Oak Trees” Film.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
STONEHENGE,<br />
England —<br />
Druidic priests’<br />
passions are<br />
inflamed over<br />
an incendiary<br />
film produced<br />
and broadcast on<br />
YouTube wherein<br />
in large forests<br />
are cleared for<br />
development<br />
by logging<br />
companies.<br />
Druids all over the<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
United Kingdom<br />
are calling for a religious war and a bounty<br />
on the person who created the film.<br />
ANY “This is a slap in the face to TO Druids THE all TRUTH been IS like. Free Druid Mistletoe will be<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
over the world,” said Lord Vortigern, also<br />
known as Bruce Cranston, 32, a postal<br />
carrier. “I shall call on the great Goddess<br />
Abellio, protectress of the sacred apple<br />
tree, to smite them!” There hasn’t been<br />
a good smiting in southern England in<br />
several centuries. “This revolution will<br />
grow like a mighty oak tree from a tiny<br />
acorn! Even if it takes a hundred years.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Hopefully not that long, however.”<br />
Lord<br />
Vortigern<br />
(Bruce) has<br />
a Facebook<br />
page and<br />
rounding up<br />
the other two<br />
Druids, Lady<br />
Deersblood<br />
(Cindy Plogg)<br />
and the Grand<br />
Sorcerer<br />
Fred (Alfred<br />
Borroughs)<br />
from<br />
Bournemouth<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
to take the train up to historic site next<br />
Saturday where they will stage a recreation<br />
of what a Druid protest might have possibly<br />
offered to supporters. Apple cider available<br />
with freewill donation.<br />
Angus Maginty and his Randy Scotsmen will<br />
be performing at the Eelhouse Pub ‘n’ Grub<br />
at 7 p.m. No cover charge.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 115
116 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 117
y Rob Hoffman<br />
robshof@aol.com<br />
Ah, Halloween. The<br />
most anti-sacred<br />
of days. I love it.<br />
Always have.<br />
Always will. I<br />
don’t know<br />
if it’s the<br />
dressing<br />
up<br />
or the<br />
taking<br />
on of<br />
a completely different<br />
persona, or<br />
getting<br />
away with<br />
something I<br />
couldn’t normally get<br />
away with on any<br />
other day, but something<br />
about Halloween is fabulous!<br />
When I was a child my mother<br />
bought boxed costumes<br />
for my sisters and me. My<br />
sisters, being twins, usually<br />
got the same costumes. One<br />
of my favorites was when<br />
my mom bought my sisters<br />
giant screaming baby<br />
masks that covered their<br />
whole bodies.<br />
My sisters always had<br />
better costumes than<br />
me. They got to be<br />
super spies with blond<br />
hair and pretty, blue capes. I was a<br />
crummy Indian with a headdress made<br />
out of cardboard. My sisters were ugly,<br />
green witches, complete with<br />
brooms and cauldrons for<br />
gathering goodies while<br />
out trick-or-treating. I<br />
was a ghost with<br />
a plastic sheet.<br />
My sisters<br />
were beatniks<br />
with long,<br />
flowing blond<br />
hair, black and<br />
white tights, berets<br />
and long cigarette<br />
holders. I was a<br />
goblin with a plastic<br />
mask and outfit<br />
that didn’t quite<br />
reach my knees. I<br />
envied my sisters<br />
on those long-ago<br />
Halloweens and I<br />
think that turned<br />
me into a true<br />
Halloween lover.<br />
When I went<br />
away to college<br />
I made it a point<br />
to come up with<br />
a breathtaking<br />
costume for the<br />
annual costume<br />
party. One year<br />
I transformed<br />
myself into a<br />
skeletal zombie<br />
complete with<br />
long, stringy<br />
black hair, white<br />
skin and six inch<br />
black fingernails.<br />
Another year I dressed<br />
up as Colonel Mustard from the board<br />
game “Clue”—complete with books from<br />
118 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
the conservatory, the lead pipe, and Mr.<br />
Body in tow. And yet another year, I was<br />
a jack-in-the-box, with a hand-crank that<br />
played music before I popped out. I won<br />
“Best Costume” all three of those years.<br />
God, I was so queer.<br />
After I graduated from school I didn’t<br />
have much of an opportunity to dress<br />
up. Oh, sure, the bar I frequented had<br />
an annual costume party, but I was<br />
more interested in hooking up than<br />
dressing up, so I only dressed up a<br />
couple of times, once as a witch with<br />
green skin and a nose-wart (I think I<br />
was harking back to the year my sisters<br />
were witches and I was so green with<br />
envy), and once as a werewolf, with<br />
brown hair growing out of my face, on<br />
my hands and through the holes in my<br />
jeans. No one recognized me, and no<br />
one wanted to hook up with me either<br />
time.<br />
After those couple of excursions in the<br />
world of Gay-bar costuming, I gave it<br />
up to concentrate on finding someone<br />
to spend the night with. More often<br />
than not, back in those days, I was<br />
successful. Once again, I’d abandoned<br />
my love of dress-up. Of course, I’d find<br />
that groove again later when I started<br />
my Halloween drag phase....but that’s<br />
a story for another time. And another<br />
shade of eyeshadow.<br />
_<br />
Robert Hofmann is the author of three<br />
books, Surrounded by Insanity, An<br />
Ordinary Madness, and his latest, One<br />
Brain Cell Away from Retarded. He<br />
lives in Wilton Manors, Florida, with his<br />
partner of 16 years and welcomes email<br />
from readers at robshof@aol.com.<br />
Phoenix<br />
602.993.4567<br />
Tucson<br />
520.791.2345<br />
Tell-A-<br />
Friend<br />
REWARDS<br />
FREE to listen & reply to ads!<br />
FREE CODE: <strong>IONAZ</strong><br />
For other local numbers call:<br />
1-888-MegaMates TM<br />
24/7 Customer Care 1(888) 634.2628 18+ ©<strong>2012</strong> PC LLC 2344<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 119
120 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 121
122 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
I B T ’ s
124 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 125
y Addison DeWitt<br />
Extra! Extra!<br />
Read all about it!<br />
Or not. Everybody’s<br />
favorite Facebook Pin-<br />
Up Boy and this July’s<br />
ION Arizona cover dish Trevor Grant<br />
(pictured, top) celebrated a birthday<br />
for his first score of years (that<br />
translates into 20) at Scottsdale’s<br />
Club Afterlife recently. That means an<br />
entire club of young whippersnappers<br />
jacked up on Big Gulps of Pepsi and<br />
Skittles with their burgeoning, out-ofcontrol<br />
hormones crowded into a<br />
club with lots of requisite squealing<br />
and shrieking as they fêted<br />
the burgeoning, out-of-control<br />
Trevor.<br />
I could almost smell the baby powder in<br />
the air. Well, that and the overpowering<br />
smell of Axe Body Spray. So you can<br />
imagine that it was a lot like throwing<br />
live bait into a school of starving sharks<br />
with people like me there. Okay. So<br />
I was actually the only one “like me”<br />
there.<br />
You can imagine that before/during/<br />
after the soirée there was a frenzied<br />
rash of Facebook postings with lots<br />
of “LOL’s” and emoticons, plus lots<br />
of commentary and eye-rolling from<br />
Trevor’s fabulous (and extremely<br />
tolerant) mother. You can’t buy this kind<br />
of entertainment, folks. Believe me,<br />
I’ve tried. Unfortunately there are laws<br />
preventing it.<br />
126 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong><br />
Here’s to the next score of<br />
years of Trevor “liking” his own<br />
Facebook posts, “duckface”<br />
pictures and his exasperated<br />
mother commenting, “Trevor!”<br />
Word on the street has it that the<br />
darling Edward Castro, our own<br />
King of the Queens, just may<br />
be harboring a crush on<br />
one of the baristas at the<br />
Starbucks on 7th Street<br />
and Missouri. Edward,<br />
how many Venti 1 pump<br />
caramel, 1 pump white<br />
mocha, 2 scoops vanilla<br />
bean powder, extra ice<br />
macchiato with 2 shots poured<br />
over the top (apagotto style)<br />
with caramel drizzle under and<br />
on top of the whipped cream,<br />
double-cupped have you been<br />
ordering there to keep that boy busy?<br />
Red Alert! Red Alert! Do not go to<br />
Christown Mall if you’re wearing flip-flops.<br />
For the second time in about a year while<br />
Barbra Seville was shopping as Richard<br />
Stevens (pictured middle) in one of their<br />
finer retail establishments (e.g. Walmart)<br />
he was accosted by a podophiliac (that’s<br />
someone with a foot fetish). Richard/<br />
Barbra just might need to consider some<br />
kind of Footsie-Tootsie WebCam site for<br />
his many fans. Flip-flop on one foot, high<br />
heel on the other. Something for everyone!<br />
Double your money in no time, Richard!<br />
You’re welcome. (Foot pictured above is<br />
not Richard’s.)<br />
Speaking of Barbra Seville—there’s still<br />
time to sign up for AIDSwalk Phoenix and<br />
join Barbra Seville’s Wonderful 100. It<br />
all takes place in downtown Phoenix on<br />
Sunday, <strong>October</strong> 21. You might even get<br />
to see Richard’s feet.
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 127
128 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>
y Sean Kapera<br />
SeanKaperaPhotography.com<br />
<strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong> www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com 129
Beware! There might be a Boogeyman<br />
in your life, either at work or at home.<br />
But there’s no Monster under the bed,<br />
guaranteed. The Full Moon on the 29th is<br />
a Hunter’s Moon, and there’s plenty of wild<br />
game out there!<br />
Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20<br />
You’ll feel like you lived through the Night<br />
of the Living Dead because of a Scorpio’s<br />
spell. However, a secret passageway<br />
reveals an opportunity at home and at<br />
work, giving you a reward you deserve.<br />
Taurus Apr. 21 - May 20<br />
A few goblins and ghosties from your<br />
past will egg your metaphorical house.<br />
You’ll find a good solid threat to call their<br />
parents and tattle to their friends will have<br />
them backing off. You’ll teach a Scorpio a<br />
valuable lesson.<br />
Gemini May 21 - June 21<br />
Break all the mirrors you want! Walk under<br />
ladders! Let black cats cross your path!<br />
You lead a charmed life with no risk of bad<br />
luck. This month, anyway. This month.<br />
I’d still keep my eye on a Capricorn next<br />
month. They have cloven hooves.<br />
Cancer June 22 - July 22<br />
You’ll meet someone with bats in their<br />
belfry. A stake through the heart is a little<br />
extreme, but nonetheless, follow your<br />
instincts because the call is coming from<br />
inside the house. And it’s collect from an<br />
Aries.<br />
Leo July 23 - Aug. 22<br />
“Double, double, toil and trouble.” You’ll<br />
feel like casting a few spells on a few very<br />
deserving Tauri, Sagittarii and Librae. Be<br />
careful! A hex can bounce back. A Pisces<br />
offers you some sticky candy. That’s the<br />
best kind.<br />
Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22<br />
What exactly happens to you when Full<br />
Moon rises? You are not gonna grow<br />
that much hair overnight and become a<br />
Werewolf, so relax. However, you just<br />
might find that you’re feeling like a wild<br />
animal with a Cancer. Grrrr!<br />
Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22<br />
You’ve got a “ghoulfriend” who’s “gravely”<br />
concerned about you. Look in the<br />
mirror and see who looks back. If it’s<br />
your birthday, get out of that coffin and<br />
celebrate! A Pisces makes your heart race.<br />
Relax. You know you’re not a vampire.<br />
Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23<br />
Feeling like a witch or a warlock? Want<br />
to turn someone into a newt? Use your<br />
powers for good and if it’s your birthday,<br />
bake a cake, throw a party, and play music<br />
so loud it’ll, well, “wake the dead.” A Virgo<br />
is under your spell.<br />
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23<br />
Lately you feel like the Mummy: you’ve<br />
been all “tied up.” Things begin to “unravel”<br />
for you early in the month, thanks to a Libra<br />
who helps you “unwrap” a complicated<br />
situation.<br />
Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20<br />
You’ll come across a few things that go<br />
bump in the night, but don’t be afraid.<br />
A not-so-ghostly encounter turns into<br />
something frightfully fabulous mid-month. A<br />
Pisces wants to “bob for apples.” That’s a<br />
euphemism for something naughty.<br />
Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19<br />
You’re totally unprepared for any kind of<br />
Zombie Apocalypse or even a White Sale<br />
at Macy’s. You’re feeling skittish lately, but<br />
don’t let a little “Boo!” scare you. A Leo<br />
gives you a trick and a treat.<br />
Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20<br />
It’s close to midnight and something evil’s<br />
lurking in the dark ... It’s not a “Thriller,” but<br />
only a family member who keeps creeping<br />
up from behind and terrorizing you. The<br />
threat will vanish with the light of day. A<br />
Taurus calms you down.<br />
130 www.<strong>IONAZ</strong>.com <strong>October</strong> <strong>2012</strong>