rageous! - ION Arizona

Meet the Men
True love finds our April Fools, Christopher
and Adrian, exploring Arizona. Bright and
early they toured the Grand Canyon. Golly,
what a gully! Back in Phoenix they enjoyed
a whirlwind day of madcap shopping,
sightseeing, dining, and making out between
text messaging and cell phone calls.
The perfect end of this perfect day finished
up with our two lovebirds sharing dirty
martinis and whispering dirty words
into each other’s ear high atop the
Clarendon Hotel’s Rooftop before
sneaking into a cozy king size bed
fit for these dizzy queens.
Why do Fools fall in love?
NAME: Adrian
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio
ORIGINALLY FROM: Manhattan
OCCUPATION: Stock Broker
FOR FUN: Unwind with a glass of red
wine and a cool guy --while balancing our
checkbook.
WHEN DID YOU COME OUT? I bought
Barbie stock when I was 13, my parents knew
all along.
FAVORITE SPORTS: Polo and Crew.
DREAM DESTINATION: Dubai, United Arab
Emerates. Even though it’s illegal to be gay
there, the modern architecture is hot!
TURN-ONS: Somebody who knows where
they want to go in life and isn’t afraid to take
the safe route.
TURN-OFFS: Dressing down.
YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: Organized,
well-mannered, and FUN!
NAME: Christopher
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Pisces
ORIGINALLY FROM: Los Angeles, CA
OCCUPATION: Starving artist/student/
model/filmmaker/graphicdesigner/
DOYOUHAVEWORK?
FOR FUN: Work it!
WHEN DID YOU COME OUT? My parents
totally have absolutely no idea that I like guys.
DREAM DESTINATION: Sydney, Australia
FAVORITE SPORTS: Sports?
TURN-ONS: Hot, smart, tough guys.
TURN-OFFS: PEOPLE WHO IGNORE ME!
YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS: Energetic,
built, and FUN!
602-993-4567 phx
520-791-2345 tuc
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