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BAR 1<br />
Photos by Deon Brown<br />
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Greatness<br />
From Adversity<br />
Welcome! You may have noticed I<br />
changed the name of this column from Just<br />
Jack to Just Arizona. Because it isn’t all<br />
about me. It is about you and our community.<br />
And collectively, our greatness comes<br />
from Pain, Controvery and Defeat. Let me<br />
explain what I mean:<br />
Pain<br />
In politics they say, “If you want a best<br />
friend, get a dog.” The same is true in publishing.<br />
When I started ION, my best friend<br />
was Schmoopy. A beautiful, smart, Black<br />
Labrador Retriever mix that I saved from<br />
the Humane Society in Rochester, Michigan<br />
(yes, the birthplace of Madonna!) The day<br />
after 1n10 Splash Bash Wet ‘n’ Wild, she<br />
passed away after 14 wonderful years of<br />
love and devotion. I miss my best friend.<br />
I’ll think of Schmoopy this August when<br />
we present our second annual “Pets and<br />
People” issue. We want the entire community<br />
to get involved and send us a picture of<br />
you and your pet(s). If we select you, we will<br />
contact you to take professional photos of<br />
you and your pet at no cost and will publish<br />
them. The pet(s) and owner(s) we choose<br />
<br />
PetSmart, an Arizona based company. Submit<br />
your photo to ionarizona@me.com. We’ll<br />
also publish other photos we receive.<br />
Controversy<br />
Thank you to everyone who came out for a<br />
day and night of fun Splash Bash X! Special<br />
thanks goes to 1n10, Coors Light and<br />
Wet ‘n’ Wild - Phoenix’ awesome staff. We<br />
also are very grateful to our generous sponsors<br />
including The Rock, Roscoe’s, Ice<br />
Pics, Smirnoff, Open Wide Dental, The<br />
Leathermen, FEZ, ‘N Touch News, Ticoz,<br />
Switch and over 30 volunteers that helped<br />
out all day. Thank you so much!<br />
Every time you push the envelope and cre-<br />
<br />
We did it 8 1/2 years ago when we started<br />
ION and today with Splash Bash X. Helping<br />
our community advance is what we<br />
do. There was some controversy at Splash<br />
Bash? Were we surprised? Not really. We<br />
always expect a couple of bumps. Do we<br />
quit? Never. But am I disappointed with<br />
KPHO and their irresponsible news journalism<br />
concerning a ridiculous non-issue that<br />
happened that they broadcast? Absolutely!<br />
They should be ashamed of themselves.<br />
They threw ION and our guests under the<br />
bus based on a one-sided story. Don’t always<br />
believe what you see on the news.<br />
Defeat<br />
I love Tucson! For almost nine years, we<br />
have supported their GLBTQ community,<br />
ever,<br />
their community no longer advertises<br />
for Phoenix business. It’s expensive for<br />
ION to support Tucson with no return. Recently,<br />
we quietly pulled out of Tucson and<br />
canceled our sponsorship of Tucson Pride.<br />
The support from Tucsonians has been inspirational.<br />
Some are campaigning to bring<br />
us back. Trust me. We want to come back.<br />
If we can partner with businesses in Tucson,<br />
we will continue to support your community.<br />
For now, Tucson, you can view ION at www.<br />
ionaz.com.<br />
While we had some of the best spring<br />
weather on record, you knew the heat was<br />
coming. Personally, I love summer in Arizona.<br />
There is a lot to do when the heat is<br />
on. Get out and enjoy your community and<br />
have some fun!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Jack M. Tesorero<br />
Publisher/Founder<br />
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PUMPHOUSE II<br />
Photos by Deon Brown<br />
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3819 North 3rd Street Ste. #10, Phoenix, <strong>AZ</strong> 85012<br />
<br />
www.ION<strong>AZ</strong>.com ionarizona@me.com<br />
PUBLISHER / FOUNDER<br />
Jack M. Tesorero - Ext. 5 ........... jacktesorero@me.com<br />
MY HEATSTROKE.COM<br />
Bill Knoop .............................................. (602) 301-8457<br />
CREATIVE DIRECTOR<br />
Kevin Bushaw - Ext. 4 ..................... kbushaw@me.com<br />
EDITOR AND TYPIST<br />
Deon Brown - Ext. 3 .................. ionazeditor@me.com<br />
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT<br />
Craig Rubin ................................. ionarizona@me.com<br />
GRAPHIC DESIGNER<br />
Brock Miles ......................... ionazproduction@me.com<br />
PRODUCTION & ARTWORK SUBMISSIONS<br />
ionazproduction@me.com<br />
ADVERTISING SALES<br />
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Jerry O’Conner<br />
Carlos Silva<br />
PHOTOGRAPHERS:<br />
NATIONAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE<br />
Rivendell Media (212) 242-6863<br />
Wes Bergman<br />
Addison DeWitt<br />
Jackson David Kelly<br />
Justin Gonzales<br />
CONTRIBUTORS:<br />
Don Thompson<br />
Michael Chesworth<br />
Ted Kirby<br />
Kim Ruff<br />
Paul Sanchez<br />
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Light Rail<br />
to Forbidden<br />
Forbidden Night and Pinnacle French Vodka have<br />
teamed up with the Big Orange Bus to offer FREE<br />
safe ride shuttle service from Phoenix to Scottsdale and back, every Saturday<br />
night. Shuttles provided by The Big Orange Bus will depart from Central Ave.<br />
& Camelback Light Rail station at 9 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 11:30 p.m. and go to<br />
Forbidden. Get back safely with returns to the same location in Phoenix that depart<br />
from Forbidden 12:30 am, 1:30 am, 2:15 am. Rides are FREE, but driver tips are<br />
highly encouraged!<br />
Phoenix<br />
Pride Gala<br />
Join Phoenix Pride for an awards gala where<br />
they honor and celebrate the contribution of<br />
individuals, businesses and political leadership<br />
from the GLBT community of mero Phoenix<br />
on Saturday, June 19 at the Madison Event<br />
Center at 441 W. Madison St. For more info and<br />
tickets visit www.pride-tickets.org<br />
Flagstaff Pride<br />
Join the friendly Lumber Jacks and Jills<br />
in Flagstaff for Pride in the Pines on<br />
Saturday, June 12 at Wheeler Park with<br />
the fabulous Shannel from RuPaul’s<br />
Drag Race entertaining along with<br />
others. The kickoff part is Friday night<br />
with the sexy DJ JST and our own<br />
Afeelya Bunz at the After Party at the<br />
Green House and a brunch on Sunday.<br />
<br />
Bisbee Pride<br />
The guys ‘n’ gals of the Copper City welcome<br />
one and all to their 6th annual Pride weekend<br />
June 18-20 in bee-yoo-ti-ful Bisbee, Arizona!<br />
Proposed events include a Leather & Lace<br />
Party, Pub Crawl, Ghost Tour, Live Musica,<br />
and a pool party at the historic Copper Queen<br />
Hotel! Visit www.bisbeepride.com for more info.<br />
H2O &<br />
Tucson<br />
Pride Week<br />
Kick off Tucson’s Pride Week on Saturday, June 19<br />
from 3:30 p.m.-11 p.m. at the splishy-splashy “H2O”<br />
party at Radisson Suites Tucson 6555 E. Speedway<br />
Blvd. Enjoy entertainment from Tucson’s on Namoli<br />
Brennet and the super-sexy indie rocker Eric Himan!<br />
Hosted by Ajia Simone. Check out www.tucsonpride.com<br />
for more info.<br />
JUNE 2010 ION EVENTS LISTINGS<br />
DATE EVENT & LOCATION CITY<br />
4 & 18 Milagro Tequila Party at Bar1 Phoenix<br />
11 & 25 Sailor Jerry’s Party at Bar1 Phoenix<br />
12 Flagstaff Pride at Wheeler Park Flagstaff<br />
12 Gays Gone Wild Beach Party at BS West Scottsdale<br />
13 Pool Party at Amsterdam Phoenix<br />
18-20 Bisbee Pride Bisbee<br />
19 Pride Gala at Madison Events Center Phoenix<br />
19 Barbra Seville’s Birthday at Forbidden Scottsdale<br />
19 Neon Rave at BS West Scottsdale<br />
19 H2O & Tucson Pride Week Tucson<br />
26 Boy Rio Underwear Party at Forbidden Scottsdale<br />
26 Spartanettes at Apollo’s Phoenix<br />
26 iiMijo Summer Bash at Forbidden Scottsdale<br />
27 Sex & the City Party at Karamba Phoenix<br />
Check out bar and nightclub ads in this issue for daily & weekly specials!<br />
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CINCO DE MAYO<br />
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¡Las Reinas de Karamba!<br />
If you’re looking for some of the most spectacular drag in town,<br />
check out the lovely and talented muchachas at Karamba<br />
Nightclub! The Valley’s premiere Latino nightclub is home to The<br />
Grecia Show on Vertigo Tuesdays; The Diamond Show on Retro<br />
Wednesdays; the Ruby Reynolds and the Tyra Marie shows for<br />
Tejano Thursdays, and enjoy appearances by Galilea and other<br />
special guests, throughout the year, too! Everyone can have a great<br />
time at Karamba! Check out their ads on pages 4, 5 & 23<br />
JUNE 2010 ION DRAG LISTINGS<br />
DATE TIME LOCATION SHOW / PERFORMER(S)<br />
Mondays 9:00p Apollo’s Naughty or Nice Bingo with Ericka Knowles<br />
Wednesday 10:30 Cruisin’ 7th Judy’s Steppin’ Out<br />
Wednesdays 10:00p Charlie’s Claudia B. & Company<br />
Third Thursdays 10:00p Forbidden Miss Ruby’s Show<br />
Thursdays 10:30p Pumphouse II Hot Bodz Male Revue w/ Savannah<br />
Thursdays 9:30p Amsterdam Kiki Vermont<br />
Thursdays 10:30p Karamba Grecia’s Show<br />
Fridays 10:30p Cruisin’ 7th TGIF with Devina Ross<br />
<br />
Saturday May 15 6:00pm Babylon Miss Gay Valley of the Sun America Pageant<br />
Saturdays 10:30p Cruisin’ 7th Dream Girls with Regina Gazelle<br />
Saturdays 10:00p icepics The Follies Comedy Drag Show<br />
Saturdays 10:00p Forbidden The Barbra Seville Show<br />
Saturdays 9:30p Charlie’s Pussy’s Patio Show<br />
Saturdays 10:30p Pumphouse II Hot Bodz Male Revue w/ Savannah<br />
Sunday 6th 8 pm Apollo’s Afeelya Bunz & Miss Gay Az-America Preview<br />
Sunday 13th 8 pm Apollo’s T.C Taylor / Big Bootie Judy -Biggest Drag Queen Show<br />
Sunday 20th 8pm Apollo’s Mia Adams That Time Of The Month Show<br />
Saturday 26th 10 pm Apollo’s Meet the Spartan[ettes]- softball team turnabout<br />
Sunday the 27th 8 pm Apollo’s Barbra Sevilles That Time Of The Month<br />
Third Saturdays 1:00p Cruisin’ 7th Native American Revue<br />
1st & 2rd Sundays 12:30p Cruisin’ 7th Sunday Morning Madness<br />
Sundays 8:30p Charlie’s Pussy LeHoot & Friends<br />
Sundays 10:30p Karamba Galilea’s Show<br />
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Music<br />
on Mill<br />
A showcase of local musicians performing on the streets covering various<br />
musical genres every Thursday night from 5-9 p.m. in downtown Tempe.<br />
<br />
distinguish them from the garden variety bums and Mill Rat regulars. Donate so they’ll return<br />
on a weekly basis.<br />
Phoenix Pet Expo<br />
This event brings trainers, groomers, rescues, shelters,<br />
vets, clinics, pet stores, retailers, hobbyist groups and<br />
societies together to educate, demonstrate and perform<br />
for pet lovers. There will be special guests, agility trials,<br />
adoptions and a pet fashion show, too. Saturday, June<br />
12, 10 a.m.-6 p.m And it’s free! University of Phoenix<br />
Stadium at 1 Cardinals Dr. in Glendale. or visit www.<br />
PhoenixPetExpo.com<br />
Miss Arizona<br />
Pageant<br />
You won’t believe your eyes. This is a pageant that actually<br />
features real biological girls, with real breasts and<br />
other real girly “parts” down there competing for a real<br />
fake crown. There’s no tucking, foam rubber, or beard<br />
stubble! Shocking how almost realistic they look, isn’t it?<br />
You can see the Miss Arizona Pageant from June 17-20<br />
at Mesquite High School in Gilbert, 500 S. McQueen Rd.<br />
Phone: 480-202-7980 or visit www.miss-arizona.org.<br />
JUNE 2010 ION AROUND TOWN LISTINGS<br />
DATE ARTIST / EVENT LOCATION<br />
Thursdays Music on Mill Downtown Tempe<br />
12 Bloomin’ Beerfest Phoenix<br />
12 Phoenix Pet Expo-Univ. of Phx. Stadium Glendale<br />
17-20 Miss Arizona Pageant at Mesquite High School Gilbert<br />
19 <strong>AZ</strong> Salsa Dance Festival at The Venue Scottsdale<br />
20 Father’s Day Your Dad’s House<br />
26 Miss Asia Arizona Pageant missasiaarizona.com<br />
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CAKE<br />
Hey, Fashion Nuggets! Put on your Short Skirt/<br />
Long Jacket! Shut your pieholes, because CAKE is coming<br />
to town! And their cover of “I Will Survive” is legendary. This<br />
funky, alternative, indie and frequently downright goofy band of<br />
intellectuals will be performing at the Marquee Theatre on Friday,<br />
June 18. 730 N. Mill Avenue. Phone: 480-829-0707 or get tix on www.<br />
luckymanonline.com. All the cool kids are going.<br />
Jordin Sparks<br />
Quiz: Who was the R&B songbird from Glendale who won<br />
American Idol? Nope. It wasn’t David “I’m Too Big For My<br />
Britches” Hernandez – it was the platinum singer/songwriter<br />
Jordin Sparks, the youngest AI winner ever! She’s<br />
coming home and will be performing at the Cricket Wireless<br />
Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Ave. Phone: 602-254-7200 or<br />
go to livenation.com for more info.<br />
Lilith Fair<br />
Hey, Grrrrls! It’s back! Founded<br />
by Sarah McLachlan and a concert<br />
favorite of Lesbians everywhere,<br />
Lilith Fair brings some of the best female<br />
recording artists around to perform in one place. And as an added<br />
bonus for you Gay boys – the Go-Go’s! A portion of the proceeds<br />
<br />
Cricket Wireless Pavilion, 2121 N. 83rd Ave. Phone: 602-254-7200<br />
or check out lilithfair.com for details and the full line-up.<br />
JUNE 2010 ION CONCERT CALENDAR<br />
DATE ARTIST / EVENT LOCATION<br />
6 Tony Bennett Dodge Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
7 50 Cent Marquee Theatre 480-829-0707<br />
8-9 Insane Clown Posse Marquee Theatre 480-829-0707<br />
15 Doobie Bros. & Chicago Dodge Theatre 602-379-2888<br />
17 Iron Maiden Cricket Wireless Pavilion 602-254-7200<br />
18 Country Throwdown Cricket Wireless Pavilion 602-254-7200<br />
18 Julio Iglesias Gila River Casino 800-WIN-GILA<br />
18 CAKE Marquee Theatre 480-829-0707<br />
23 Erykah Badu Marquee Theatre 480-829-0707<br />
29 Vans Warped Tour Cricket Wireless Pavilion 602-254-7200<br />
JULY<br />
1 Jordin Sparks Cricket Wireless Pavilion 602-254-7200<br />
2 MC Hammer Ft. McDowell Casino 602-843-3678<br />
8 Lilith Fair Cricket Wireless Pavilion 602-254-7200<br />
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CINCO DE DRINKO<br />
Photos by Carlos Silva<br />
In addition to this battle of the divas, check<br />
out new albums from Lady Gaga (remixes<br />
import), Jack Johnson, Taio Cruz, Andy<br />
Bell (frontman for Erasure), the Chemical<br />
Brothers, Jewel, Sia, Macy Gray and the<br />
fourth full length from my favorite electronica<br />
artist of all time, Chicane.<br />
Robyn<br />
Body Talk #1<br />
After the mesmerizing<br />
smash “With Every<br />
Heartbeat,” the world has<br />
been anxiously waiting<br />
for a follow-up. With the<br />
<br />
<br />
over. This collection is pure music genius In<br />
every way. Those needing a bit of “Konichiwa<br />
Bitches” take note with “Fembot,” this album’s<br />
quirky, off-beat track. And then there’s<br />
“Dancing on my Own,” this collection’s near<br />
perfect tune and centerpiece. After one listen,<br />
you’ll be hooked. Also of note is the soulful<br />
“Cry when you get Older” and the island<br />
feel of Diplo’s “Dancehall Queen.” Look out<br />
Goldfrapp – you have new competition for<br />
“Best of” for 2010.<br />
Christina Aguilera<br />
Bionic<br />
After many delays, Bionic<br />
<br />
month. Though exact<br />
details are vague; look<br />
for this album to take fans<br />
to a realm of R&B, Pop<br />
and Electro. Getting help<br />
from Sia, Ladytron, the Neptunes, Tricky and<br />
Linda Perry, Bionic proves to be as diverse<br />
as Stripped and a 180 degree turn from Back<br />
to Basics. Lead single “Not Myself Tonight” is<br />
supercharged in a Lady Gaga-esque style as<br />
is “Glam,” 2010’s gritty ode to “Vogue;” while<br />
“You Lost Me” is this set’s epic masterpiece<br />
that is Aguilera at her best. And then there’s<br />
by Jackson David Kelly<br />
jacksonkelly@cox.net<br />
Yo, DJ!<br />
What’s New?<br />
rumored second single “WooHoo,” a track<br />
that can only be called daring, catchy and an<br />
ode to Hollaback Girls.<br />
Sarah McLachlan<br />
Laws of Illusion<br />
It’s been seven years<br />
since Afterglow and with<br />
all that she’s endured. it’s<br />
wondrous how infectious<br />
lead single “Loving You”<br />
proves to be. The opening<br />
piano riff and almost kneeslappin’<br />
pace make this her most uplifting<br />
track to date. In addition, Illusion sees great<br />
support from featured tracks “Illusion of Bliss”<br />
and “Out of Time.” In conjunction we also see<br />
the reinvention of her famed 90s festival, The<br />
Lilith Tour. Packed with singer songwriters,<br />
Sarah’s poised to revitalize her brand as<br />
well as her career. Though Illusion falls a bit<br />
short of capturing the magic of time’s past,<br />
it’s great to hear this songstress back on the<br />
market.<br />
Cyndi Lauper<br />
Memphis Blues<br />
Playing Cyndi’s new disc<br />
is like taking a stroll down<br />
Bourbon Street. This<br />
release is nothing like<br />
she’s ever done and is<br />
beyond a concept album<br />
à la Aguilera’s Back to<br />
Basics. It’s gritty, full of life and resides with<br />
an energy that showcases songs that can<br />
only be called true blues. Though there are<br />
no potential hit “singles,” this album gets<br />
credible support from the country twang and<br />
piano bassline of “Early in the Morning” as<br />
well as the thunderous “Rollin’ and Tumblin.”<br />
Furthermore, “How Blue can you Get” and<br />
“Cross Roads” get supportive help from<br />
Johnny Lang and swagger with a sleek style<br />
<br />
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EVIL DEAD:<br />
The Musical<br />
IF YOU MISS IT, YOu'Re DEAD!<br />
The comp.<br />
Don’t Be Jealous...<br />
Hi, I’m Damon Dering, the Artistic<br />
Director of Nearly Naked Theatre. And<br />
<br />
Arizona for asking me to<br />
come down and talk<br />
to them (and you)<br />
about what’s<br />
happening at<br />
Nearly Naked<br />
this June.<br />
I’m really<br />
excited<br />
about it! I’m<br />
so excited<br />
I could just<br />
… well ...<br />
DIE! We’re<br />
closing our<br />
11th season<br />
with a smash cult<br />
hit called Evil Dead:<br />
The Musical. I know<br />
what you’re thinking: “Isn’t Evil<br />
<br />
by Sam Raimi (Spiderman) and starring<br />
a young Bruce Campbell (Xena: Warrior<br />
Princess, They Call Me Bruce)?” The<br />
answer is “Yes.” A big cheesy, campy,<br />
hysterical “Yes.”<br />
their chocolate in each others’ peanut<br />
butter and created EVIL DEAD: THE<br />
MUSICAL. Now here’s where things<br />
get weird (here?); Sam Raimi actually<br />
signs off on the project, and a<br />
new cult musical is born!<br />
It stormed Canada,<br />
becoming a sensation.<br />
It transferred to New<br />
York, it traveled the<br />
world (truly; Japan and<br />
South Korea), selling<br />
out everywhere. And<br />
we’ve been trying for a<br />
couple of years to get<br />
Evil Dead: The Musical<br />
to Phoenix. We’ve<br />
begged. We’ve pleaded.<br />
We’ve summoned ancient<br />
evil forces with promises of<br />
blood and mayhem … and it’s<br />
<br />
But a musical based on a trilogy of<br />
movies (Evil Dead, Evil Dead II & Army<br />
of Darkness) can be tricky. Because as<br />
campy and silly as these movies might<br />
be to some, they changed the horror<br />
genre forever, they have a fan base of<br />
millions, and they were just so much<br />
f**king fun! Can a musical version of<br />
them be as much fun? Hell. Yes.<br />
See, some freaks in Canada loved<br />
by Damon Dering<br />
two things, the Evil Dead movies …<br />
and musical theatre. So they put<br />
photos by Jerry O’Conner<br />
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IN HELL WE DANCE OUR OWN SPECIAL WAY!<br />
LET'S SHOW 'EM HOW WE DANCE WHILE OUR BODIES DECAY!<br />
“How is that possible?” you ask. Easy<br />
answer: great rock music, more foul<br />
language than a Quentin Tarantino<br />
movie, blood splattering across the stage<br />
(and into the audience!), dismembered<br />
limbs and heads, demon zombies<br />
dancing and singing, and a super-sexy<br />
zombie-killing hero who spends all his<br />
time trying to “out-Bruce Campbell”<br />
Bruce Campbell. And you don’t have to<br />
<br />
<br />
and put them in your queue. See where<br />
mixing comedy and horror all started.<br />
It’s a tale as old as time (with absolutely<br />
<br />
<br />
Five college students break into an<br />
abandoned cabin deep in the woods,<br />
looking for cheap fun and easy romance.<br />
Instead, they awaken an ancient,<br />
slumbering evil. One by one they are<br />
possessed by demons and die in horrible<br />
ways and return to life as zombies …<br />
and occasionally burst into song.<br />
<br />
a young, handsome Housewares<br />
<br />
demons respond not only to chainsaws<br />
and shotguns, but also zippy one-<br />
liners and abs of steel. And just when<br />
Ash thinks he cannot do it all alone, a<br />
beautiful archeologist (the kind that only<br />
exist in horror movies) arrives with the<br />
information needed to send the demons<br />
back to Hell. But in order to translate the<br />
<br />
zombies’ powers to make nauseating<br />
bad puns, turn the trees into perverted<br />
date-rapists, bring road-kill back to unlife<br />
and, of course … wait for it … perform<br />
the Demon Dance of Death.<br />
I have almost hurt myself laughing<br />
during rehearsals, because the cast<br />
we’ve assembled for the Arizona<br />
Premiere of Evil Dead is so funny you<br />
could laugh yourself to death! ‘Talented’<br />
and ‘sexy’ doesn’t even begin to cover<br />
the virtues of this powerhouse ensemble.<br />
They sing their rotting faces off, chew<br />
on your funny bone and dance ‘til they<br />
drop! Evil Dead: The Musical is such<br />
a good time you’ll want to come back<br />
again and again just to sit in the “Splatter<br />
<br />
covered in blood and gore! Wear white!<br />
You don’t have to thank me.<br />
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JOIN US!<br />
Demons have<br />
many shapes in<br />
EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL
EVIL DEAD:<br />
The musical<br />
...runs June 11th – July 3rd at<br />
<br />
100 E. McDowell Rd in Phoenix.<br />
Thursdays - Saturdays at 8pm<br />
Sundays at 6pm or 2pm (alternating).<br />
For tickets call (602) 254-2151 or<br />
www.nearlynakedtheatre.org<br />
Puppet Slam<br />
How funny would it be to see, say, King Friday or Cookie<br />
Monster or even sweet little Lambchop on stage saying cuss<br />
words and discussing things that puppets don’t usually talk<br />
about on Sesame Street<br />
Arizona Puppet Theatre in the heart of Phoenix, 302 W. Latham St.<br />
near the Deck Park and 3rd St. Friday and Saturday, June 4 & 5 at 8<br />
p.m. $8 in advance. $10 at the door. Call 602-262-2050<br />
In the Heights<br />
If you love NY then you’ll go crazy about this Tony award winning<br />
musical about a Manhattan community on the brink of change,<br />
full of hopes, dreams and pressures, where the biggest struggles<br />
can be deciding which traditions you take with you, and which<br />
ones you leave behind. See this blockbuster June 15-20 at ASU<br />
Gammage, 1200 S. Forest Ave. in Tempe. For info and tix call 480-<br />
965-3434 or visit www.ASUgammage.com<br />
Comedians of Chelsea Lately<br />
Although the foul-mouthed blonde will be absent, Chelsea’s chatterbox<br />
chumps Whitney Cummings, Jo Koy, Josh Wolf, and of course, her<br />
faithful sidekick Chuy will be be tickling your funnybone in the round at<br />
the Celebrity Theatre on Saturday, June 19. 440 N. 32nd St. For tix call<br />
602-267-1600 x 1 or visit www.celebritytheatre.com<br />
JUNE 2010 ION THEATER + STANDUP<br />
DATE EVENT LOCATION PHONE<br />
4-5 Puppet Slam <strong>AZ</strong> Puppet Theatre 602-262-2050<br />
11-7/25 Footloose <strong>AZ</strong> B’way Theatre 623-776-8400<br />
12 Louie Anderson Gila River Casino 800-WIN-GILA<br />
12-7/3 Evil Dead: The Musical Phoenix Theatre 602-254-2151<br />
thru 13 Always ... Patsy Cline Phoenix Theatre 602-254-2151<br />
15-20 In the Heights ASU Gammage 480-965-5062<br />
thru 19 Bill W. & Dr. Bob B’way Palms Dinner Theatre 480-325-6700<br />
19 Comedians of Chelsea Lately Celebrity Theatre 602-267-1600<br />
24 Best of the Best Showcase Comedy Spot in Scottsdale 480-945-4422<br />
thru 7/11 Agnes of God Scotts. Desert Stages Theatre 480-483-1664<br />
thru 7/25 Art Scotts. Desert Stages Theatre 480-483-1664<br />
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y Kimberly M. Ruff<br />
kimberlymruff@yahoo.com<br />
The popular wisdom of “if it ain’t broke, don’t<br />
<br />
<br />
decisions to green-light a project hinge on,<br />
“if it ain’t broke, make<br />
it again!” So here<br />
are some more<br />
remakes, gritty<br />
reboots, and old<br />
hats.<br />
The<br />
Karate<br />
Kid<br />
Starring: Jaden<br />
Smith, Jackie<br />
<br />
For years after I saw the<br />
original The Karate Kid (1984), I<br />
stood on the low block fence in front of my<br />
childhood home and did The Crane, sneering<br />
at classmates from my grade school who<br />
rode by on their Huffy bikes. I am no expert<br />
on causality, but I am pretty certain that these<br />
shenanigans were right around the time I<br />
started getting beat-up at school. Little did I<br />
know that there’s a lot more to martial arts<br />
than The Crane and yelling “sweep the leg!” I<br />
think I missed the point of the movie.<br />
What I did know, however, is that The Karate<br />
Kid was a classic of both screen and popular<br />
culture. Kids everywhere became convinced<br />
that a little bit of training with a wise Asian<br />
man was the going to be the cure for all<br />
that ailed us. Lord knows I spent many a<br />
weekend waxing Mr. Hong’s, the owner<br />
of New Korean Buffet, Honda Accord<br />
in the hope of getting a fortune cookie<br />
worth of wisdom from him. All I got<br />
were blisters.<br />
Movie Previews<br />
very large shoes of Ralph Macchio and<br />
Pat Morita, respectively. Smith plays Dre<br />
Parker, an American immigrant who moves<br />
from Detroit to China with his mother. When<br />
some of the kids at his school begin bullying<br />
him, he enlists the help of Maintenance<br />
Man/Martial Arts Expert, Mr. Han<br />
(). Agreeing to train him in<br />
exchange for him going toe-to-toe<br />
with the bullies at an upcoming<br />
tournament, the adventure<br />
begins. Release Date:<br />
06/11/2010.<br />
Joan Rivers : A<br />
Piece of Work<br />
Starring: Joan Rivers<br />
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work is a<br />
<br />
Joan Rivers, the brash, sassy comedienne,<br />
Red Carpet Commentator, and the First Lady<br />
of Plastic Surgery. Following her throughout<br />
her 76 th year on this planet, the documentary<br />
explores the hurdles Rivers has to overcome<br />
as she navigates through an Industry<br />
overrun by youth and beauty. Peppered with<br />
Rivers’ usual self-deprecating humor and<br />
raspy commentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of<br />
Work is a must see for fans. Release Date:<br />
06/11/2010.<br />
In this gritty reboot, Jaden Smith<br />
and <br />
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y Wes Bergman<br />
wesobergman@yahoo.com<br />
Sometimes in Life<br />
Starring: Sara Stepnicka, Eric Morrison,<br />
Jon E. Livernois<br />
When what you’ve been doing is no<br />
longer working, where do you go from<br />
here? Such is the question<br />
of Sometimes in Life, an<br />
<br />
two very different people<br />
– fashion designer,<br />
<br />
photographer, Rob –<br />
<br />
at an impasse in<br />
their personal lives.<br />
Jill (Stepnicka)<br />
has begun to feel an<br />
unwelcome cooling in<br />
her romantic relationship and<br />
Morrison) father<br />
recently passed and the reality gives<br />
<br />
self-destructive behaviors. As both run<br />
from pillar to post in their confusion and<br />
frustration, their paths serendipitously<br />
cross and a new, surprising friendship is<br />
formed – one that gives Jill the strength to<br />
acknowledge what she’s known all along<br />
and stand up for herself, and gives Rob<br />
the moral support he needs to make some<br />
very important changes in his life.<br />
The Facts of Life Go<br />
to Paris & Season2<br />
Starring: <br />
Welchel, Nancy McKeon, Mindy<br />
<br />
This is my second attempt at writing<br />
a review for this movie, because<br />
<br />
“OMGWTFBBQ!?!” After ION’s<br />
publisher told me he doesn’t pay me to<br />
DVD Movie Review<br />
write crap, I had to go back to the drawing<br />
board. But seriously – OMGWTFBBQ!?!<br />
When I was growing up in the 1980s, I<br />
never once watched The Facts of Life.<br />
I was too busy dressing like Punky<br />
Brewster and hanging out my father’s<br />
basement in Toledo trying to build<br />
my own Small Wonder to give<br />
a crap about the adventures<br />
of Squinty, Blondie, Butch,<br />
Brace-Face, and their<br />
headmistress, Ginger Midget<br />
(The correct character name<br />
and actor is listed in the<br />
order referenced by the writer:<br />
Natalie/Cohn, Blaire/Welchel,<br />
Jo/McKeon, Tootie/Fields, and<br />
Mrs. Garrett/Rae. – Ed.) But now<br />
that I’m all grown up and have learned<br />
the hard way that you cannot make a robot<br />
using a mannequin and two AA batteries,<br />
<br />
spent.<br />
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In The Facts of<br />
Life Go to Paris, the troop goes<br />
to France so the girls can take additional<br />
lessons overseas and Mrs. Garrett will<br />
earn a culinary degree in order to upgrade<br />
from Headmistress to Headmistress/<br />
Dietician. Most of the in school stuff is<br />
condensed into a very short, uninteresting<br />
<br />
trip to Paris where, presumably, the real<br />
adventure begins.<br />
After sneaking away from their tour group,<br />
Blaire, Natalie, and Tootie check out the<br />
city while Jo heads to the country to catch<br />
a motor-cross race only to be thrown off<br />
course by fate and fall in love with a young<br />
Frenchman (and all this time I was certain<br />
<br />
<br />
affairs and strikes out on her own while<br />
Natalie and Tootie end up pestering an<br />
American writer and somehow rescue<br />
him from the depths of his alcoholism.<br />
Très romantique! <br />
is the worst! I was politely informed by a<br />
The Facts of Life connoisseur that Tootie<br />
serves as the moral compass for the<br />
group, but all I could think when she was<br />
advising Natalie “Screw Your 18 Inches of<br />
Personal Space and Pay Attention to Me”<br />
Green to help out the alcoholic writer was<br />
“Hello, Budding Codependent/Enabler!”<br />
If this show was supposed to teach us<br />
lessons about grace, humility, humanity,<br />
and navigating the rough waters of female<br />
adolescence, I can now see why so many<br />
of my women friends are in therapy. So<br />
good job, The Facts of Life! Looks like you<br />
left the good and took the bad and in the<br />
end, what was had? 90 minutes of crap.<br />
And 22 episodes.<br />
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Oregano’s<br />
A Taste of Chicago in Our Own Backyard<br />
Chicago. City of the Big Shoulders.<br />
Mobsters. Ferris Bueller. That<br />
toddlin’ town is famous for everything<br />
from bootlegging to Mrs. O’Leary’s<br />
pyromaniac cow. But don’t forget,<br />
Chicago is also the ancestral Italian-<br />
American home of Oregano’s loving<br />
Gibbilini family. They weren’t part of Al<br />
Capone’s famous St. Valentine’s Day<br />
Massacre – as far as we know – but<br />
since 1929 (the same year as the mob’s<br />
massacre, coincidentally) they’ve been<br />
part of the hallowed tradition of creating<br />
Chicago thin crust and Chicago style<br />
<br />
food including pasta, lasagna, insalata<br />
and other culinary creations with their<br />
own Old Country/New World spin.<br />
Enter owner Mark Russell, the creator<br />
and mastermind of locally owned and<br />
operated Oregano’s Pizza Bistro. Chef<br />
Ken Likewise has tailored the hallowed<br />
recipes of old Mama Gibbilini dating<br />
back to the 1920s to suit the<br />
bistro’s enthusiastic audience,<br />
and created a few zingers of<br />
his own. Starting off with one<br />
humble location in Old Town<br />
Scottsdale – which is ripe<br />
with a few hot tomatoes and<br />
spicy peppers you won’t<br />
<br />
expanded to eight homey,<br />
festive locations statewide.<br />
Whether you’re seated<br />
outside on an airy patio with<br />
a Chicago mural, or inside at<br />
one of their vast, colorful chinlevel<br />
tables, you’d better be<br />
ready to tuck into their pancia-pleasing<br />
pizza, pasta and more.<br />
Try starting off with the mind-blowing<br />
Guaca-Tony. You’ll get a generous pan<br />
of buttery, crisp “pizza chips” with a<br />
bowl of Italian style guacamole, made<br />
with basil, roasted garlic, red onion and,<br />
of course, avocado. It’s all handmade,<br />
and only $8.69. Eight more appetizers<br />
are available, including mind-bending<br />
mushrooms, calamari, and toasted<br />
ravioli.<br />
If you’d like to start of your meal – or<br />
even make a meal – with something<br />
fresh from the garden, choose from nine<br />
different crisp, cool salads. Oregano’s<br />
Favorite is a crowd-pleaser. Romaine,<br />
sundried<br />
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tomatoes, kalamata<br />
olives, their spiced feta<br />
cheese, roasted red peppers, red<br />
onions, pine nuts and raisins are<br />
tossed with a house-made honey<br />
vinaigrette. A huge plate is $8.69. Add<br />
grilled chicken for a few bucks more.<br />
If you’ve got a Sear’s Tower sized<br />
appetite, try one of Oregano’s four<br />
Chicago Style stuffed pizzas. Their<br />
classic Numero One-o is a combo<br />
of homemade sausage, pepperoni,<br />
mushrooms, onions and green peppers<br />
is enough to start another Haymarket<br />
Riot. These hefty pizzas start at $18.95<br />
– and trust me. You’ll have leftovers.<br />
And just as delicious the next day. I<br />
know.<br />
Eleven varieties of Chicago style<br />
thin crust or pan pizza are available,<br />
running the gamut from the traditional<br />
to the creative, such as the Southwest<br />
Signature with cilantro pesto, chicken,<br />
cotija cheese or a Rosemary Chicken<br />
Potato pie. Looking for something<br />
extra? You’ve got a whopping 45<br />
different additional toppings to choose<br />
from that you can add. Yes, including<br />
anchovies.<br />
Pasta la vista, baby! Watching carbs?<br />
Fageddaboudit! Let loose and ca-<br />
“noodle” up to one of their seven<br />
inventive pasta options. The Big Rig<br />
Pasta offers a huge bowl of rigatoni<br />
pasta covered with a tomato-chipotle<br />
cream sauce, chopped basil, diced<br />
Roma tomatoes and parmesan. Rich<br />
and racy! Oregano’s also features<br />
three varieties of lasagna, all baked<br />
fresh. With a 30-45 minute, plan<br />
ahead. You won’t regret it, bambinos.<br />
It’s great to know that Oregano’s<br />
offers whole grain wheat pizza crust<br />
and whole grain wheat. Not only that,<br />
they’ve got several vegetarian pizza ‘n’<br />
pasta options available. And if you’re<br />
in a rush, try their Midday Rush menu:<br />
Bolla Pasta, the mini stuffed Pizza of<br />
the Day or a Heckuva Slice. You’ll be<br />
in-and-out with this special since there<br />
<br />
wait for these lunches.<br />
Best of all, with six convenient<br />
locations in the Valley, you don’t have<br />
to be Abe Frohman, the Sausage King<br />
of Chicago to get a table, either.<br />
Oregano’s<br />
For locations and hours and a full<br />
menu, visit www.oreganos.com<br />
GAY-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT GUIDE<br />
ADDRESS TYPE PHONE<br />
Acacia Cafe 3701 E. Indian School - Phx Cafe 602-956-0908<br />
<strong>AZ</strong> 88 7353 Scottsdale Mall - Scotts. American 480-994-5576<br />
FEZ 3815 N. Central Ave. - Phx Moroccan Fusion 602-287-8700<br />
Hanny’s 40 N. 1st Street - Phx Contemporary 602-252-2285<br />
Hana Japanese Eatery 7th Ave. at Missouri Japanese 602-973-1238<br />
Harley’s Bistro 4221 N. 7th Ave. - Phx Italian 602-234-0333<br />
Mama Mia’s 3937 E. Indian School - Phx Pizza / Carryout 602-508-0444<br />
Mama Mia’s 806 E. Indian School - Phx Pizza / Carryout 602-277-5512<br />
Mazie’s 4750 N. Central Ave. - Phx Cafe/Bistro 602-274-2828<br />
Mi Patio 3347 7th Ave at Osborn - Phx Mexican 602-277-4831<br />
My Florist Cafe & Bar 534 W. McDowell - Phx American 602-254-0333<br />
Pink Spot 49 W. Thomas Road - Phx Ice Cream/Coffee 602-265-3889<br />
Switch 2603 N. Central Ave. Cont. American 602-264-2295<br />
Thai E-San 616 W. Indian School - Phx Thai 602-297-8888<br />
Ticoz 5114 N. 7th St - Phx Caribbean Fusion 602-200-0160<br />
Z Pizza (Central Phx) 53 W. Thomas Rd. - Phx Pizza/Subs 602-234-3289<br />
Z Pizza (Downtown) 111 W. Monroe St - Phx Pizza/Subs 602-254-4145<br />
Z Pizza (North Phx) 1367 N.Tatum Blvd - Phx Pizza/Subs 602-765-0511<br />
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NIGHT FOR LIFE<br />
Photos by Deon Brown<br />
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DJ<br />
Larry Tee<br />
“Gettin’ LICKY wit it!”<br />
Deon Brown<br />
DJ Larry Tee has been dubbed the<br />
“Andy Warhol of dance music” and<br />
describes his sound as “packing more<br />
attitude than Lily Allen on a bad hair<br />
day.” Others say it has “a vivacious mix<br />
of booty bass and disposable techno.”<br />
Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, DJ Larry<br />
Tee started and named the infamous<br />
DISCO 2000 of Party Monster movie<br />
fame, and DJ’ed at New York City’s<br />
legendary nightclub, the ROXY. He<br />
has played alongside Lady<br />
Gaga, The Pet Shop<br />
Boys, Kraftwerk,<br />
The Gorillas, New<br />
Order, LCD<br />
Soundsystem,<br />
N*E*R*D,<br />
Chemical<br />
Brothers, The<br />
Cure, Katy<br />
Perry and<br />
Fatboy Slim<br />
and others<br />
and at festivals<br />
worldwide.<br />
DJ Larry<br />
paused between<br />
engagements in<br />
London to answer a few<br />
questions about his “street cred,”<br />
his historic musical collaborations, and<br />
his upcoming appearance at “Crotch<br />
Rockitt” at Forbidden Nightclub this<br />
month.<br />
ION: You’re the music producer<br />
who helped launch the music<br />
careers of the B-52s with<br />
“Rock Lobster,” RuPaul, Scissor<br />
Sisters, Peaches, and more.<br />
Fischerspooner, How do you<br />
spot “The Next Big Thing”?<br />
Well, let me make clear<br />
that I was in the band the FANS that<br />
produced the B-52s “Rock Lobster,”<br />
but that was before I was in the band,<br />
and I only helped promote the talents<br />
of the bands above. Though I co-wrote<br />
“Supermodel (You Better Work)” for<br />
RuPaul, all the above talents were<br />
were making music already, I only tried<br />
to give them exposure and a stage to<br />
practice their talents on. “The Next Big<br />
Thing” is really looking for exciting new<br />
music and talent and listening to my<br />
heart to see what excites me. I’m very<br />
excitable!<br />
ION: You coined<br />
and trademarked<br />
the music term<br />
“electroclash”<br />
in 2001. Can<br />
you tell us<br />
more about<br />
that?<br />
<br />
In 2001, I took<br />
a course which<br />
suggests that<br />
you do things<br />
that touch, move<br />
and inspire you. At<br />
the time I was superexcited<br />
about the electro<br />
acts that were starting to appear,<br />
like Fischerpooner, Chicks On Speed,<br />
Peaches, Ladytron, and ADULT. and<br />
was working on a girl-group of my<br />
own called WIT. So when I had to do<br />
a project for the course, I decided to<br />
do a festival with all the above artists<br />
and named the festival “Electroclash.”<br />
The festival became legendary and<br />
the name got highjacked – not that I<br />
minded. he he he hee<br />
ION: Is it true that your roadtrip<br />
from Atlanta to New York<br />
<br />
Thanks for Everything, Julie<br />
Newmar”?<br />
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DJ<br />
Not sure.<br />
But I came to NYC with RuPaul<br />
and Lahome van Zandt, two legendary<br />
Atlanta drag queens in a van in 1987<br />
and we had made similar trip with the<br />
Lady Bunny in tow, also. It just seems<br />
[true] ethnically and esthetically; there<br />
are a ton of similarities to the two<br />
stories. But those girls in the movies<br />
weren’t as beautiful or as talented as<br />
the girls we had in our van.<br />
ION: You DJ’d at New York’s<br />
legendary Roxy. Was that the<br />
“golden age” of club music?<br />
Well,<br />
certainly my three years<br />
as the main Saturday<br />
night DJ was a good<br />
time<br />
to be DJing.<br />
At the time the songs like “Gypsie<br />
Woman” by Crystal Waters, “Ride On<br />
TIme” by Blackbox, “Groove is in the<br />
Heart” by Deee-Lite and Madonna<br />
<br />
and going into the top 40, which is<br />
not something that happens anymore,<br />
really, very often. I did love spinning<br />
for 3000 people each week! It was<br />
more of a re-birth of New York nightlife<br />
because, after the HIV/AIDS epidemic<br />
that destroyed the Gay scene in NYC,<br />
<br />
bringing new life and music to New<br />
York.<br />
ION: What is the future of club<br />
music and the club scene?<br />
Hell, if I know! I<br />
do worry about the club scene in<br />
America because often<br />
the crowds don’t<br />
want to dance to<br />
something they<br />
can’t already<br />
sing along<br />
with – which<br />
is really the<br />
death to<br />
new music.<br />
Of course,<br />
its important<br />
to play songs<br />
that people are<br />
familiar with<br />
also, but I always<br />
went to clubs to<br />
get lost in some<br />
amazing new music<br />
or feeling of discovery.<br />
“Supermodel (You Better<br />
Work).” You’ve also worked<br />
with Amanda Lepore with her<br />
anthem, “My P*ssy,” re-edited<br />
Kelly’s “Shoes” and remixed<br />
for Lady Gaga. What have been<br />
your favorite collaborations?<br />
How could I pick just<br />
one collaboration? I loved working with<br />
Perez Hilton, who is a lot nicer than<br />
anyone thinks. I just did a yet-to-bereleased<br />
song about Gay hate crime<br />
victim Matthew Sheppard, which was a<br />
great collaboration with Andy Bell from<br />
Erasure.<br />
ION: What can clubbers and<br />
music fans expect at your June<br />
18 appearance at Forbidden?<br />
Any surprises for us?<br />
OMG! I can only say that<br />
if they come to dance with open ears<br />
I will knock their socks off. And if they<br />
come to hear songs they already know,<br />
then they will probably be rewarded<br />
also. But I have some new remixes<br />
of Kele from Bloc Party, and Roisin<br />
Murphy and the Crookers that I’m going<br />
to throw down.<br />
ION: Tell us about your debut<br />
album of original material,<br />
“Club Badd” including the hit,<br />
“LICKY.”<br />
I am so happy that<br />
“LICKY” has taken on a life of its own<br />
from off my album that came out about<br />
a year ago. It’s in the new Russell<br />
Brand movie [Get Him To The Greek]<br />
and in the TV show NCSI as well as<br />
tailored to be a song from Motown<br />
artist, Sonttelle. Steve Aoki even put<br />
Santogold rapping on it when he put<br />
it on his compilation. Now, the song<br />
“Let’s Make Nasty” is getting the same<br />
<br />
months on the top downloads charts.<br />
It’s amazing that after having been a<br />
drug addict for years and getting clean<br />
12 years ago, that now I’m making the<br />
best music of my career and having<br />
more fun than ever. Thanks NA! I have<br />
so many friends from Phoenix and<br />
am super excited to come down and<br />
kick some butts – in a friendly way of<br />
course!<br />
You can catch the legendary<br />
spinmeister DJ Larry Tee throwin’ it<br />
down hardcore at “Crotch Rockitt” on<br />
Friday, June 18 at Forbidden Nightclub<br />
in Scottsdale, 6820 E. 5th Ave. You can<br />
follow Crotch Rockitt and Forbidden<br />
on Facebook or visit www.forbiddenaz.<br />
com for events and updates.<br />
ION: In 1992 you<br />
co-wrote RuPaul’s<br />
legendary<br />
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FIRST GAY KICK-BALL LEAGUE!<br />
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Photos by Nancy Nelson<br />
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SPLASH BASH<br />
MORE PICTURES ON PAGE 62-63<br />
PARTY CAM<br />
Photos by Carlos Silva<br />
GAY DAY<br />
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The New<br />
You Starts HERE!<br />
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SPLASH BASH X<br />
BENEFITING 1N10<br />
Photos by Carlos Silva<br />
Photos by Deon Brown<br />
WITH JESSICA & HUNTER<br />
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Carlos Silva<br />
J.C. Gardiner<br />
Beth Crosby<br />
Craig Rubin<br />
Felipe Caldeira<br />
Casey Cassidy<br />
Deon Brown<br />
Michelle King<br />
Ryan Jenkins<br />
Christine Jenkins<br />
Clayton McKee<br />
Marco<br />
Noah<br />
Breanna Flippen<br />
Heather Johnson<br />
Mario Vasquez<br />
Bradford Crespo<br />
Antonio Espinoza<br />
Nathan Gilligan<br />
Raul Zubiate Jr.<br />
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Sam Marrero<br />
Dan Dykas<br />
Brian<br />
Charles Pittman<br />
Edward Foster<br />
<br />
Justin Hunsley<br />
Todd Kostenko<br />
Jamie Henderson-Mays<br />
Lloyd Henderson-Mays<br />
Michael<br />
Blane<br />
Patrick Wells<br />
Joey Sarandos<br />
Rob<br />
Brock<br />
Matt<br />
John<br />
Bobby<br />
Eric Irestone<br />
Special thanks to Nick Ray, Micheal Weakly and<br />
the staff of Wet ‘n’ Wild- Phoenix!<br />
Photography - Jerry O’Conner | Art - Kevin Bushaw<br />
Models are Christine, Bigtime, Mako, and Luke<br />
Special Thanks to <strong>AZ</strong> Pole Dancing Studio, Dick’s Cabaret, BS West,<br />
Boom Boom Larue’s 602-265-3441<br />
& Sebastian’s Locker Room 602-255-0212
Christine breaks it down<br />
at the <strong>AZ</strong> Pole Dancing Studio’s<br />
Weekly Classes for guys and girls.<br />
Check out azpoledancestudio.com<br />
<strong>AZ</strong> Pole Dancing Studio’s Mako<br />
narrowly avoids the Croc in a<br />
Leather-clasped Suit from Pistol Pete,<br />
Available at Boom Boom LaRue’s<br />
(just north of Osborn on 16th Street)<br />
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Luke from BS West<br />
Rumbles in the Jungle in Colt<br />
Racer Briefs and Leather<br />
Armband from<br />
Sebastian’s Locker-room<br />
(inside the Antique ArtiZen Market<br />
on 7th Ave. and Osborn)<br />
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Christine, Mako of <strong>AZ</strong> Pole Dancing Studio, and<br />
Bigtime show off some real acrobatics! Book a class,<br />
or swing by Dick’s Cabaret to get a close-up demonstration!<br />
Bigtime’s Blue Zebra Boxer-Briefs are from Boom Boom LaRue’s<br />
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Luke, Go Go Boy Extraordinaire from from BS West<br />
sports 1/2 a suit from Greg Homme, available at Boom Boom LaRue’s<br />
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Mako is the Owner and Instructor<br />
at <strong>AZ</strong> Pole Dancing Studio<br />
Swimwear from<br />
Boom Boom LaRue’s
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La Voz De Oro<br />
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“BORIIIICUAAAAA”<br />
and a crowd of 1200 people go<br />
wild at DJ Freddie Entertainment’s 2010 4th<br />
Annual Puerto Rican Festival, that took place inside<br />
Graham Central Station in Tempe, Arizona. SYA - La<br />
Voz De Oro or The Golden Voice is known as the face<br />
of Arizona’s Puerto Rican community. Having<br />
the honor of opening up for Puerto<br />
Rico’s Ray De La Paz, Tito<br />
Rojos, Don Omar’s Marcy’s<br />
Place and Luisito Ayala Y<br />
La Puerto Rican Power,<br />
her dynamic vocals,<br />
stage presence and<br />
diverse background<br />
SYA has been<br />
winning the hearts<br />
and interest of<br />
many. She not<br />
only won the<br />
heart’s of her<br />
Latino community,<br />
but also the gay<br />
community. This<br />
bilingual artist<br />
was privileged to<br />
be involved with<br />
the Arizona’s 2010<br />
Pride Festival that took<br />
place at Indian Steele Park.<br />
Performing on the same main<br />
stage that Joan Jet, Colby O’Donis<br />
and Nina Sky performed on, SYA presented<br />
herself as Donna Summers and Janet<br />
Jackson under the RISE production. She<br />
was also able to perform her new hit single<br />
“Attitude” produced by award winning<br />
Latin producer Joe Zazueta. Not new<br />
to the gay community, SYA has worked<br />
professionally as a dancer, actor and singer<br />
with Luis Egurrola a.k.a Big Weezy who is<br />
owner of EPIK Dance Company and lead<br />
choreographer for Phoenix Mercury and<br />
Phoenix Suns. Soon to be release this<br />
summer SYA’s album “BELIEVE” will be<br />
a mix of electro pop, dance and touch of<br />
sazon a Latin spice. SYA has performed<br />
Nationally and Internationally. And for<br />
those of you who would like to see SYA in<br />
action she will be live on stage at Forbidden<br />
Nightclub on Saturday, June 26th, 2010<br />
brought to you by iiMijo Productions and Dj<br />
Shy Entertainment.<br />
ION: WHAT CAN YOUR FANS<br />
EXPECT FROM YOUR UPCOMING<br />
ALBUM “BELIEVE”?<br />
SYA: I know they are going to love it. The<br />
album was produced and developed for my<br />
fans who love to dance and have a good<br />
time. Most of the songs on the album are<br />
very sassy and upbeat. But one song in<br />
particular was produced to inspire my fans,<br />
which is the the song “Believe”. I wanted to<br />
give my fans and listeners a song that will<br />
allowed them to pick themselves back up if<br />
<br />
ION: WHAT’S YOUR CONNECTION<br />
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY?<br />
SYA: It’s been a big part of me since I<br />
started in the entertainment industry. I<br />
have lot’s of close friends who are gay. I<br />
have been in the entertainment industry<br />
for over 10 years and I have had so many<br />
great experiences! The honest truth is<br />
that I depend on my close gay friends for<br />
fashion, dance, music and style advice! The<br />
community has treated me with love and<br />
respect and very appreciative towards my<br />
music and presentations. We always have a<br />
great time together.<br />
ION: WHAT CAN THE AUDIENCE<br />
EXPECT TO SEE IN YOUR SHOW?<br />
SYA: Lot’s of energy and “ATTITUDE”<br />
with my live vocals! I like to do a lot of<br />
audience participation, so my audience can<br />
be a part of my show. Positive and happy<br />
synergy is what I like portray for my fans<br />
and audience. I also have a professional<br />
dance background, so I always have<br />
choreography included in my performances.<br />
Always have to make it rock don’t stop!!!<br />
ION: ARE THERE ANY ARTIST YOU<br />
WOULD LIKE TO COLLABERATE<br />
WITH?<br />
SYA: It such a wide range question, but<br />
right now David Guetta, Pit Bull and Will I<br />
Am, will be a dream collaboration. But also<br />
because of my Latin background and future<br />
Salsa album, I would love to work with Marc<br />
Anthony. I believe that our vocal dynamics<br />
will blend in very nicely in a song. I have<br />
been getting a lot of request on a Latin<br />
Salsa album so right now we are working<br />
with a few Latin producers.<br />
ION: I’VE SEEN THAT YOU OPEN<br />
UP FOR A LOT OF GREAT ARTIST,<br />
WHICH ONE IS MOST MEMORABLE?<br />
SYA: I have to say Tito Rojas, when I<br />
performed at the 3rd Annual Arizona<br />
Salsa Festival sponsored by azsalsa.net!<br />
Because he is a legend in Salsa music, my<br />
parents grew up in Puerto Rico listening to<br />
him. So it was an honor for me to be on the<br />
same stage of an icon. The energy of the<br />
audience was amazing, the best part of it all<br />
was meeting Tito Rojas and manager back<br />
stage and them calling me “Celia Cruz” who<br />
is the Queen of Salsa, may her soul rest in<br />
peace. It was a very humbling and heart<br />
warming experience.<br />
ION: SO, WHATS NEXT FOR SYA?<br />
SYA: My goal is to release two albums this<br />
year! One will be “Believe” which is my<br />
dance electro- pop album and my other one<br />
will be my Spanish Salsa album. But most<br />
importantly generate good music to make<br />
people happy! I have a mission in my life to<br />
spread love, peace and happiness.<br />
For more information on SYA’s presentation<br />
at Forbidden Nightclub on Saturday, June<br />
27th go www.iimijo.com or facebook @<br />
www.facebook.com/syamusic or www.<br />
myspace.com/syamusik.<br />
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OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
ANY Unfair RESEMBLANCE and TO unbalanced. THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY We decide. ACCIDENTAL<br />
Mani-Pedicabs? Relax.<br />
It’s Palmolive.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
SCOTTSDALE –<br />
“The Dirty” set of<br />
Scottsdale, Trust<br />
Fund Babies and<br />
other 30 Thousand<br />
Dollar Millionaire’s<br />
of The West’s Most<br />
Western Town<br />
eagerly greeted<br />
an upgrade to the<br />
popular Pedicabs.<br />
These trendy<br />
rickshaws ferry<br />
drunken Scottsdale<br />
d-bags and bleached<br />
hair and teeth bimbos<br />
from one hoity-toity<br />
watering hole to<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
another every night.<br />
But serious binge<br />
drinkers need to look<br />
ANY good RESEMBLANCE from head to TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY his ACCIDENTAL<br />
pedicure. “I’m<br />
toe. That’s where Li-Li’s Hoof ‘n’ Hair &<br />
Nail Detail comes in. They’ve partnered with<br />
Pronto Pedicabs for a novel concept: the<br />
Scottsdale Mani-Pedicabs. Dames and dudes<br />
can get their nails done while they’re on the<br />
go from one lush bar’s imported beer bust to<br />
another’s 1 cent u-call-it special.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Caitlyn and Britney from DC Ranch agreed.<br />
“Ohmigod! Like, we both totally got French<br />
Manipedicab manipedis<br />
on our way<br />
from Frank and<br />
Lupe’s to Suede<br />
last Saturday! I<br />
would’ve got a<br />
salt scrub, too,<br />
except we had<br />
to stop while I<br />
held Britney’s<br />
extensions back<br />
when she puked.<br />
I told her not to<br />
eat that quesadilla<br />
after doing 18 shots<br />
of Patron at Dos<br />
Gringos.”<br />
ManiPedicabs are<br />
a big hit with the<br />
men, too. Blade<br />
Shipp, 28, enjoyed<br />
Metrosexual,” he said. “Okay, so I shave<br />
my toe knuckles and wax my eyebrows.<br />
And just because I give bj’s once in a<br />
while doesn’t make me Gay. I always get a<br />
Manipedicab pedi before I go to BS West on<br />
Wednesdays. I only do clear polish, FYI.”<br />
Prices start at $30 for manicures, $50 for<br />
pedicures. Tips are appreciated. No credit<br />
cards, please.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”<br />
Repeal Close. Pentagon<br />
Plans Circuit Party.<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
WASHINGTON,<br />
D.C. – President<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
Obama’s promise<br />
to repeal the<br />
military’s hated<br />
“Don’t Ask,<br />
Don’t Tell” policy<br />
concerning Gays<br />
in the armed<br />
services instituted<br />
by Pres. Bill<br />
Clinton in 1993 is<br />
coming to fruition.<br />
The House of<br />
Representatives<br />
recently voted 229-196 and the Senate<br />
Armed Services Committee voted 16-12 in<br />
favor to repeal the law prohibiting Gays who<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
serve in the military and openly acknowledge<br />
their sexual orientation and are still willing<br />
to die for their country.<br />
ANY Inside RESEMBLANCE sources report that Gays TO TO currently THE THE TRUTH six IS aircraft IS TRAGICALLY carriers scheduled ACCIDENTAL<br />
to arrive at<br />
working in the Pentagon are planning a huge<br />
circuit party called “We’re Telling, Girl!”<br />
which will be organized by veteran party<br />
mogul and event planner Jeffrey Sanker.<br />
“It’s going to be incredible,” Sanker said.<br />
“with an estimated 66,000 Gays, Lesbians<br />
and Bisexuals serving in the U.S. military,<br />
and 13,000 currently on active duty plus<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
53,000 in the National Guard and Reserves,<br />
this party is going<br />
to be off the hook,<br />
Mary. The men<br />
have all the hot,<br />
sexy uniforms and<br />
muscles, while the<br />
Lesbians – well<br />
– they certainly<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
have comfortable<br />
shoes.”<br />
Events are<br />
expected to<br />
include a Friday<br />
Night “Dog Tag<br />
Team” party, and Saturday night party<br />
themed “Barrack Backing” where The<br />
Village People will open for the legendary<br />
chanteuse Lady Gaga. Sunday morning<br />
the Navy will prepare a lovely brunch, and<br />
that afternoon Kylie Minogue will sing at a<br />
Tea Dance, slated to take place on deck of<br />
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. More than 100,000<br />
<br />
on order.<br />
One Gay Marine exclaimed, “Girlfriend,<br />
once we come out of the footlocker – look<br />
out! We’re going into Afghanistan and Iraq<br />
and we’re gonna have a bitch-slap Jihad<br />
<br />
doing it, too, bitches.”<br />
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OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
White House Kitchen Quits!<br />
Chef Orders Take Out for Calderon<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
Black Bean Tamalon with Grilled Green<br />
Beans.<br />
WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House<br />
insiders report that Pres. Obama’s State<br />
Dinner for Mexico’s President Felipe<br />
<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
largely undocumented Mexican kitchen<br />
staff suddenly quit to protest Arizona’s<br />
SB 1070 and McCain’s continuing push<br />
to “build that dang fence” across the two<br />
nation’s shared border.<br />
“It was shocking,” said one White House<br />
waiter. “Chef Rick Bayless had a delicious<br />
menu. The staff suddenly scattered, afraid<br />
of American INS and deportation when<br />
security for Pres. Calderon arrived.”<br />
“Not true,” said an anonymous cook. “With<br />
no help, we had to go to seventeen area<br />
Taco Bells and ordered everything they<br />
had on the menu. Gorditacos, Tostiladas,<br />
Burritamales, Salsadillas, Tachos,<br />
Chimirritos. Authentic Mexican recipes<br />
Americans know that Mexicans love. Who<br />
do they think is going to prepare the food<br />
and wash the dishes? Some Senator’s<br />
blonde-haired son who wants $45 an hour?<br />
I don’t think so.”<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO TO THE THE TRUTH IS IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
Calderon and First Lady Margarita Zavala<br />
<br />
tables, launder the tablecloths and mow the<br />
White House lawn after dinner.<br />
The White House Press Association<br />
reported that the menu was prepared with<br />
OUTRAGEOUS!<br />
<br />
Wagyu Beef in Oaxacan Black Mole and<br />
After all, they do have their papers.<br />
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL<br />
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Bar 1<br />
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Bar 1 3702 N. 16th St. - Phoenix (602) 266-9001<br />
Bunkhouse 4428 N. 7th Ave. - Phoenix (602) 200-9154<br />
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Cruisin’ 7th<br />
Dick’s Cabaret<br />
FEZ<br />
Forbidden<br />
icepics<br />
The Leathermen<br />
Karamba<br />
Maizie’s<br />
Mi Patio<br />
My Florist Cafe<br />
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Amsterdam’s Signature Night<br />
Happy Hour 4-7pm<br />
Comedy Clips 6pm<br />
Karaoke 9pm<br />
FridayParty with Destiny BOYCOTT! Girls Night Sunday 18 and over<br />
After Hours After Hours After Hours<br />
FUBAR with Elements 9:45p<br />
$5 you call it drink & $3 beers<br />
$3 pitchers/2-4-1 well/dom 2-7p<br />
$1 Happy Hour 7-9p/Afterhours<br />
2-4-1 VIP Dances<br />
7pm ‘til 9pm<br />
$3 Pomegranate Presses<br />
Crotch Rockitt<br />
MEAT - Go Go Boys/Strippers<br />
$3 Wells, $4 Lng Isl., $2 Dom.<br />
Velocity<br />
10:30p - 1:30a<br />
Fridays<br />
$4 Pitchers<br />
Happy Hour<br />
3-6pm Everyday<br />
Fridays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Bottoms Up Fridays<br />
2-4-1 all drinks<br />
Karaoke @ 10 Poker @ 7<br />
$5 Martinis 7pm-midnight<br />
All Star Grill Specials<br />
Great Happy Hour<br />
Fridays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Fridays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Dance - No Cover!<br />
$3 Smirnoff cocktails until Mid.<br />
$1 Bud Light Drafts 2-8p<br />
Karaoke 9pm<br />
2-4-1 everything all night<br />
Go-go dancers - A new tradition<br />
$3 pitch./2-4-1 well/dom 12-7p<br />
$1 Happy Hour 7-9p/Afterhours<br />
Off the Hook<br />
Tons of Prizes & Giveaways<br />
$3 Bottle Beer<br />
& Tequila Shots<br />
The Barbra Seville Show<br />
DJ Dancing<br />
The Follies 10pm<br />
Great SKYY Drink Specials<br />
Cruisin’ 7th | Plazma<br />
4:30p - 7:00p | 10:30p - 1:30p<br />
Saturdays<br />
$4 Pitchers<br />
Happy Hour Brunch 9a-2p<br />
3-6pm Everyday<br />
Saturdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Hot Bodz Male Revue<br />
Hosted by Savannah<br />
Diamond Dolls Mya McKenzie<br />
$4 Bomber/$3.50 3 Olive Drinks<br />
All Star Grill<br />
Opens at 11am<br />
Saturday<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Saturday $1 brunch drinks<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Arts, Industry & ION VIP Night<br />
1/2 price drinks *KARAOKE*<br />
$1 Bud Light Drafts 2-8p<br />
Male Strippers 10:30pm<br />
Karaoke 9pm<br />
$1 Miller Lite drafts<br />
Volleyball 4-7pm, NEW 3-4-1<br />
$3 Long Islands, $3 pitchers<br />
2-4-1 Cover Charge, Dances &<br />
VIP Wristbands<br />
$3 Brunch Drinks<br />
50% off bottles of wine<br />
Sports Beer Bust Food specials<br />
Happy Hour<br />
Legendary Show Tunes Sunday<br />
$3 Wells/ $1.50 Drafts<br />
Velocity<br />
9:00p - 11:00p<br />
Sundays with Galilea<br />
$3 pitchers<br />
Brunch All Day<br />
Sundays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Sundays<br />
Happy Hour All Day!<br />
Rock your Funday Sunday<br />
Tea dance, DJ, specials, food<br />
$8 Sunday Brunch<br />
$8 Long Island Pitchers<br />
Sundays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Sundays $1 brunch drinks<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Martinis & Manicures<br />
$5 Martinis<br />
Drag Bingo<br />
2 for 1 U Call-It Open-Close<br />
Monday Open Mic Night<br />
$3 Smirnoff Martinis<br />
Friday Happy Hour 4-7p Saturday $2 dom bottle 6-9p Shirtless Sun $1.25 Bud drft Monday $1 Bud Lt. Drft 4-cl.<br />
10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft 10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft 10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft 10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft<br />
Fridays<br />
$2.50 well & domestic 2-7pm<br />
Fridays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Fridays 9pm<br />
Mike’s in the House Pool Tour.<br />
Fridays Events TBA<br />
Outrageous Happy Hour 1-8pm<br />
Saturday<br />
$2.50 well & domestic 2-7pm<br />
Saturdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Saturdays Hot Men<br />
Hot Music & $1.25 shot special<br />
Saturday Events TBA<br />
Outrageous Happy Hour 1-8pm<br />
Sundays<br />
$2.50 well & domestic 2-7pm<br />
Sundays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Sundays 2pm-2am<br />
Our Famous $1 Beer Bust/BBQ<br />
W.H.O.R.E. Service Industry<br />
$2 dom $3 well $4 bombers<br />
Underwear Party 8-cl 1/2 price<br />
2-8pm $3 pitch. 2-4-1 well/dom<br />
Mondays<br />
2-4-1 Well 7pm-9pm<br />
2-4-1 Cover Charge, Dances,<br />
VIP Wristbands<br />
$3 Burgers<br />
$3 Margaritas<br />
Closed Mondays<br />
Open Tuesday-Sunday 4p-2a<br />
Comedy Night<br />
2-4-1 well / beer (8p-2a)<br />
Charlie’s<br />
10:00p- 1:00a<br />
Closed<br />
$3 Bistro Burgers<br />
$10.00 off of all Bottled Wines<br />
Mondays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Mondays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Get Your Wood Here!<br />
2x4 happy hour all day/night<br />
Mondays<br />
2-4-1 7-close<br />
Lady’s Night Free pool<br />
$1 Miller Lite Drft, $4.50 Bomb.<br />
Monday<br />
Pool Tournament<br />
Mondays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Mondays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Arts, Industry & ION VIP Night<br />
1/2 price drinks<br />
‘Tini Tuesdays<br />
2-4-1 Call Martinis Open-Close<br />
Country Night<br />
$2 Beers All Night<br />
KAROKE $2.50 wel, dom<br />
10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft<br />
Community Benefit/Fundraiser<br />
Book you event @ bswest.com<br />
2-8p $3 pitch./2-4-2 well/dom<br />
8p-Close 2-4-1 cocktails/dom<br />
Tuesdays<br />
2-4-1 Well 7pm-9pm<br />
Amateur Night<br />
Starts at 10pm<br />
‘tini Tuesdays<br />
$3 Martinis<br />
Happy Hour 3-7pm<br />
Karaoke w/ Brad 9pm<br />
Mustache Ride First Tuesday<br />
2-4-1 well / beer<br />
Tuesday with Grecias<br />
$2 Drinks All Night<br />
Tuesday Night Fish & Chips<br />
Selected Beers $3 Starts @ 5pm<br />
Tuesdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Tuesdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Bust a Beer Nut<br />
$1 draft & $1 hot nuts<br />
Tuesdays<br />
Dart tournament<br />
Guys Night Out<br />
Happy hour all day long<br />
2 for Tuesdays<br />
2-4-1 drinks all day<br />
Tuesdays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Tuesdays<br />
11am-Midnight<br />
College Night<br />
1/2 price drinks with student ID<br />
Happy Hour<br />
8am-8pm $2.75 well & dom.<br />
Wednesday Dance Party<br />
$2 Babylon Shots All Night<br />
$1 OFF in your undies/leather<br />
10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft<br />
2-4-1 All Day and All Night<br />
A valley tradion!<br />
2-8p $3 pitch./2-4-1 well/dom<br />
8p-close $3 Pinnacle<br />
Wednesdays<br />
2-4-1 Well 7pm-9pm<br />
S.I.N. Bring Your Dancer ID<br />
and get VIP Pricing<br />
$20 Any Bottle of Wine<br />
and small plate<br />
Happy Hour 3-7pm<br />
Showroom Trivia 7pm<br />
Karaoke $4 martinis & Lng Isl.<br />
$3 Well/$2 Domestic Bottle<br />
Wednesdays with Diamond<br />
$2 Drinks All Night<br />
Wednesday BBQ Short Ribs<br />
Selected Beers $3 Starts @ 5pm<br />
Wednesdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Wednesdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Wednesdays<br />
$3 well margaritas 9pm-2am<br />
Wednesdays<br />
2-4-1 well & domestic<br />
Industry Night<br />
$2 Well & Domestic $3 Bombs<br />
Wednesday<br />
All Day Happy Hour<br />
Wednesdays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Wednesdays<br />
11am-Midnight<br />
Divas Live!<br />
$3 Diva Shots during the show<br />
Karaoke 9:30pm<br />
Happy Hour 8-8 $2.75 well/dom<br />
Thursday Dance Party<br />
$2 Babylon Shots All Night<br />
Thursday 2-4-1 U Call It 10a- cl<br />
10a-4p $1.75 well/ bud draft<br />
Karaoke 9pm<br />
$2 drafts<br />
2-4-1 All Day!<br />
Cocktails and beer<br />
Thursdays<br />
2-4-1 Well 7pm-9pm<br />
Hot Studs All Night Long<br />
$5.00 Off with VIP Keychain<br />
$3 G Spots<br />
Inferno Party<br />
18+ Hotspot<br />
HOT ASS Best ass wins $100<br />
2-4-1 well / beer (8p-2a)<br />
Cruisin’ 7th<br />
10:30p - 12:30p<br />
Thursdays with Ruby & Tyra<br />
$2 drinks all night<br />
Happy Hour<br />
3-6pm Everyday<br />
Thursdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Thursdays<br />
$1.25 Margaritas on the rocks<br />
Singin in the shower<br />
w/ Mr. Karaoke 8pm-mid<br />
Hot Bodz Male Revue<br />
Hosted by Savannah<br />
Poker Night $3.50 Long Islands<br />
$1 Off Draft Pitchers<br />
Thursdays<br />
2-4-1 7pm<br />
Thursdays<br />
Open from 11am-Midnight<br />
Thursdays<br />
11am-Midnight<br />
Sundays Beer Bust Mondays Underwear Night 8-2a Tuesdays $1 Bud Beer Bust 8-2 Wednesdays 2-4-1 8pm-2am Thurs Weekend Leather Launch<br />
16oz. Bud & Bud Light Draft Outrageous Happy Hour 1-8pm Outrageous Happy Hour 1-8pm Outrageous Happy Hour 1-8pm $2.50 Domestic 8pm-2am<br />
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y Addison DeWitt<br />
You know Barbra, Devina,<br />
TC and Angela. Miss Ebony, Felicia,<br />
Mya and Kiki. But does anyone recall<br />
... the most famous drag queen of<br />
<br />
impersonation eagerly await the historic<br />
return of The one. The only. <br />
Putty!<br />
Background story: Once upon a time in<br />
the last millennium of the last decade of<br />
the last century, the fabled, now longdefunct<br />
cocktail lounge of Wink’s not<br />
only serving booze, but shoveling out<br />
pounds of cocaine in the restroom, too.<br />
Oh, now just relax. Like nobody knew.<br />
They’ve been closed for years now and<br />
the statue of limitations has run out, so<br />
I’m pretty sure that I can’t be sued for<br />
libel. I hope. Back then Wink’s was the<br />
roost of drag queens like the lovable,<br />
toothless old heifer Tish Tanner (RIP)<br />
and others.<br />
and enormously entertaining Putty,<br />
who’s charisma and onstage antics turn<br />
men into convulsing, spitting, pigs. I’ve<br />
seen it happen. Celia hits the stage in<br />
September, and I can’t wait. So mark<br />
your calenders, dearies! This’ll be an<br />
appearance you won’t want to miss!<br />
AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL GO-GO<br />
It pains me<br />
to say this. No it doesn’t. Not really.<br />
Kids, spit out your chewing gum before<br />
you get up on the Boy Boxes or start<br />
swinging on the brass pole. I’m tired of<br />
watching you up there chomping away<br />
on your Hubba-Bubba Bubble Gum like<br />
a cow chewing its cud. It doesn’t make<br />
you look sexy, it just makes you look<br />
cheap and slutty. And I know you don’t<br />
want to come across like that, now do<br />
you? (But you can come across my face<br />
anytime. I can’t believe I just said that.<br />
Yes I can.) But unless you want me to<br />
name names, stop it. Now. Thank you.<br />
About ten years ago the rumor mill<br />
reported that the late Putty’s foamrubber<br />
padded body was allegedly<br />
discovered in the Arizona Canal<br />
when actually she was sold<br />
into white slavery and the<br />
sex trade in the Black Hole<br />
of Calcutta-slash-Palm<br />
Springs. Some fascinating<br />
videos recounting Putty’s<br />
desperate days were<br />
produced. I’ve seen ‘em,<br />
too, folks, and hoo-boy!<br />
Who knew the sex trade<br />
was so much fun?<br />
Now the town’s a-buzz,<br />
heralding the return of<br />
the talented, ravishing,<br />
<br />
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y Addison DeWitt<br />
Speaking<br />
of strippers ... former weeniewagger<br />
David Hernandez<br />
(and that’s with a capital “O”) on my<br />
“Icky Nasty Caca Poo-Poo List.” And<br />
that’s one list you don’t wanna be on,<br />
believe-you-me. Seems that the 2008<br />
American Idol reject is too big for his<br />
britches these days. I got a very chilly<br />
reception from la Hernandez after<br />
I offered him a friendly<br />
salutation at Phoenix<br />
Pride. Scant days<br />
later, his nose was<br />
up in the air once<br />
again when I<br />
saw him at the<br />
“Night for Life”<br />
event where<br />
he was touted<br />
as a “Singer,<br />
Songwriter, and<br />
Actor.” Actor? Huh?<br />
Starring in your high<br />
school production of The<br />
Fantasticks doesn’t count.<br />
After crooning in the banquet hall lobby<br />
to an audience of – count ‘em – four<br />
tweens at the fundraiser, the snooty<br />
songbird hightailed it out of the Biltmore<br />
and spent a raucous night on the<br />
town later where he was seen making<br />
out with a variety of local swains and<br />
desperadoes.<br />
From where I sit, it seems to me that<br />
someone who hopes to make it to the<br />
proverbial Big Time ought to be nice to<br />
people. He sure was a lot friendlier back<br />
in the good ol’ days when he sat naked<br />
on my accommodating lap at Dick’s<br />
– all for the price of a dollar and<br />
a salted peanut. And just for that I’m defriending<br />
you on Facebook and throwing<br />
away your Christmas CD. So there. I bet<br />
that never acts like that.<br />
So there. Big International Symbol for<br />
‘NO’ to David Hernandez. So there.<br />
Word on the street is that a fabulous<br />
new restaurant and bar for the glitterati,<br />
gadabouts and nabobs in town, slated<br />
to open near the heart of downtown and<br />
the Light Rail by someone near and<br />
dear to ION’s heart and a familiar (and<br />
very handsome) face on top of<br />
a bangin’ body that just won’t<br />
quit at Amsterdam. As of<br />
press time he’s keeping<br />
mum on the particulars,<br />
but I’m on the edge of my<br />
bidet with anticipation!<br />
We’ll know more by<br />
mid-month, I’m<br />
told.<br />
And this month’s<br />
Party Penguin of<br />
the Month is just<br />
too much to touch!<br />
I’m shocked and surprised he hasn’t<br />
been picked before. It’s as obvious as<br />
the Spanx on my ass! It’s none other<br />
than Jonathan James Berry! This<br />
gorgeous guy’s at every Splash Bash<br />
and at practically at every bar’s event.<br />
Sometimes he’s in boy drag. Once in<br />
a while he’s in mommy’s clothes. If<br />
you’re mommy dresses like Lady Gaga,<br />
that is. He’s a gender-bending blast<br />
and we love him! Or her. Depending.<br />
Congratulations!<br />
Invite Addison to your pool party this<br />
summer! Just don’t play your David<br />
Hernandez CDs, chew gum while you’re<br />
stripping or hold him underwater in the<br />
deep end.<br />
Write to him at rumorhound@aol.com<br />
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Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20<br />
Mama told you there’d be days like this. And<br />
sometimes there’s an entire month. But keep<br />
a stiff upper lip. Mid-month things will turn a<br />
<br />
Then go shopping.<br />
Taurus Apr. 21 - May 20<br />
The thermometer is rising ... and so is your<br />
PAQ. Public Attention Quotient. Everybody<br />
wants to be in your orbit this month. And a<br />
lot of people want to touch you. The planets<br />
agree: you got it goin’ on.<br />
Gemini May 21 - June 21<br />
Pull all the stops out! You’re a schizo,<br />
Gemini! Let both of your twin personalities<br />
go to work and you’ll have one Pisces, three<br />
Aquarians and at least four Leos vying for at<br />
least one Twin’s attention.<br />
Cancer June 22 - July 22<br />
You know the old expression, “It’s time to<br />
pay the piper”? It’s time to settle a debt that<br />
you welshed on with an friend. It may be<br />
monetary, or it may be spiritual. Do the right<br />
thing. You won’t be so “crabby” if you do it by<br />
the 20th. And smile!<br />
Leo July 23 - Aug. 22<br />
It’s time to show everybody that you are King<br />
– or Queen – of the Forest, Lion. With a royal<br />
growl and your Type A personality you’ll be<br />
the leader of the pack. Or the pride, as the<br />
case may be. Grrr! Go get ‘em!<br />
Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22<br />
Tan? Check. Cute strappy sandals? Check.<br />
Swimsuit? Check. Haircut? Check. Sex<br />
appeal? Double-check! Summer will be good<br />
to you, Virgo! Just make sure you’ve got<br />
fresh breath, too, or else those condoms and<br />
lube will be no good at all.<br />
Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22<br />
Sometimes you just have to say, “Screw it”<br />
and eat ten candy bars in a row. The stars<br />
won’t blame you. This month. But don’t<br />
make a habit of it. But if you share a couple<br />
<br />
something in common. Besides candy bars.<br />
Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23<br />
The stars are in alignment. The planets say,<br />
“All systems go!” Just be sure you have your<br />
seatbelts on and look out for cops. It’s always<br />
better to err on the side of caution. Now you<br />
can hit the gas, baby.<br />
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23<br />
You’re the apple of somebody’s eye out there.<br />
If you’re a little tart, they may go looking for<br />
a Red Delicious. Act a little fruity. People<br />
expect it from you. Especially Geminis. They<br />
eat that shit up.<br />
Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20<br />
Think about starting a new hobby.<br />
Remember: stalking is not a hobby. Subtlety<br />
has never been one of your strong suits.<br />
<br />
pretty eyes, after all.<br />
Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19<br />
Too many cooks spoil the broth. So you might<br />
want to get rid of one or two or you’ll have a<br />
“Kitchen Nightmare.” In your bedroom. Let<br />
the sous chef know he’s tops. Or bottoms. It<br />
doesn’t really matter with you.<br />
Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20<br />
Picky, picky, picky. This month you need to<br />
open your horizons. And lengthen your vistas<br />
while you’re at it. If you rise up high enough,<br />
you’ll be able to see the curve of the earth,<br />
even! Or at least Russia from your backyard.<br />
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