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Parker decided to attend both Sunday services to<br />
appear even more pious. He began to sit in the<br />
front pew at church and took to carrying a huge<br />
Bible with him. Since he had yet to see a patient<br />
in his office, he began to volunteer for all of the<br />
tasks in the church. Parker also assisted with the<br />
services and taught Sunday school—anything<br />
to make them think he was an ideal citizen. As<br />
Parker put it, “I was determined to be ethical at<br />
all costs.” Six weeks after opening his office, he<br />
still had not seen a single patient.<br />
Hope finally arrived in the shape of a local sign<br />
painter who Parker knew hated his dentures.<br />
Parker offered to make him new dentures in exchange<br />
for a sign for the practice. The painter<br />
wanted Parker to make the dentures<br />
first so he could try them,<br />
and then he would make the<br />
sign. Parker agreed since he was<br />
out of money. The painter loved<br />
the dentures and, with much<br />
appreciation, made a huge new<br />
sign with gold paint for Parker’s<br />
practice. Parker was somewhat<br />
embarrassed by its size, so he instructed<br />
the painter to put it up<br />
at night so no one would see. The<br />
next day Parker expected there to be<br />
a line of patients around his office, but it<br />
never materialized. In fact, when Parker showed up<br />
to work the next day, he found the sign was missing! Later that<br />
day, he found it nailed to the train station’s outhouse door, most likely by<br />
one of the town’s other dentists. Embarrassed to be seen taking the sign down, Parker once again waited for the cloak<br />
of night to remove his sign and replace it at work. His sign attracted one patient in his first 90 days of practice, a tourist<br />
who needed an extraction. Parker removed the tooth and charged him one dollar ($21 in the present day, adjusted<br />
for inflation). The patient only had 75 cents with him, but Parker was happy to take the money and finally get paid for<br />
performing dentistry.<br />
Parker saw fire and brimstone preachers on the street corner converting people with their vivid descriptions of hell,<br />
messages that were considered socially acceptable. He just could not believe why it was unethical to preach the importance<br />
of taking care of your teeth, and the “hell” that awaited you if you became edentulous.<br />
Armed with an aqueous solution of cocaine he called “hydrocaine,” Parker takes his message to the street corner offering<br />
painless extractions for 50 cents. He promised that if the extraction hurt, he would pay the patient five dollars! That<br />
first night he extracted 12 teeth and didn’t have to give anyone the five dollars, which he found surprising because he<br />
ran out of hydrocaine after the seventh patient!<br />
While I certainly wouldn’t want to follow in Parker’s footsteps, I was drawn into the story of his personal struggles.<br />
Parker starts his practice with dignity, but soon finds that dignity won’t pay the bills. Unlike most dentists, he finds he<br />
likes being a dentist and a salesman at the same time, and this drives his decision to take the story of preventive dentistry<br />
straight to the people.<br />
This is on my required reading list for all dentists, young and old.<br />
One of the authors, Dr. Arden G. Christen, has limited copies of the book available for purchase, although “The Early Adventures of Painless Parker” is technically out of<br />
print. Contact Dr. Christen at achriste@iupui.edu to request a copy.<br />
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