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funpape.com<br />
Humorous & thought provoking stories to entertain and reduce stress<br />
Issue 14-7.8<br />
Feb 1 Feb 15/12<br />
Next Classified Deadline: Friday Monday May Feb 20, 13, 4pm<br />
Printed & Published by <strong>The</strong> <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong>, 3107 Hwy 3, Creston BC V0B 1G1<br />
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Lovers Reunited After 17 years<br />
A British man and his Spanish former<br />
love have finally married 16 years after<br />
they drifted apart, reunited by a love letter<br />
lost behind a fireplace for over a decade,<br />
Will and Guy have discovered.<br />
Steve Smith and Carmen Ruiz-Perez,<br />
both now 42, fell in love 17 years ago<br />
when she was a foreign exchange student<br />
in Brixham, southwest England, and<br />
got engaged after only a year together.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir relationship ended after she moved<br />
to France to run a shop in Paris. A few<br />
years later, in a bid to rekindle their love,<br />
<br />
in Spain. It was placed on the mantelpiece,<br />
but slipped down behind the<br />
fireplace and was lost for over a decade.<br />
<strong>The</strong> missing letter was only found when<br />
builders removed the fireplace during<br />
<br />
-Perez<br />
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film. We met up and fell in love all over<br />
<br />
<br />
Smith said, after the couple<br />
married last Friday.<br />
Knights of Columbus<br />
Valentines Dance<br />
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Sat. Feb 11th,<br />
Holy Cross Hall<br />
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Valentine Love Failure -<br />
Passion Extinguished<br />
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down after making a giant heart out of<br />
blazing candles. Hannes Pisek, 20, from<br />
Hoenigsberg in the province of Styria,<br />
used 220 candles to make a huge heart<br />
on the floor of his flat. He then lit them<br />
and went to pick up his girlfriend from<br />
work - but the plan backfired when the<br />
flat caught fire. Pisek was left out in the<br />
cold as firemen battled to bring the blaze<br />
under control. He has now lost his home<br />
and his girlfriend - she left him afterwards<br />
and has moved back with her parents.<br />
-<br />
Valentine Love Story - Michael Young<br />
A man who fell in love with a fellow passenger<br />
onboard a flight got the airline to help him<br />
track her down. Michael Young fell for Juliet<br />
Lever on a Flybe Airlines flight from Belfast<br />
to Newcastle. cont. on pg. 3<br />
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FUN PAPE<br />
Valentine Love Story cont. from pg.1<br />
Juliet, who was in seat 2B, and Michael,<br />
who was in 2C, hit it off instantly.<br />
Sadly, Michael was too shy to<br />
ask Juliet for her number. He confirmed<br />
this on the Victoria Derbyshire<br />
show on BBC Radio 5 Live today.<br />
[ October 2006]<br />
He pined for her so much after they<br />
parted that he contacted the airline and<br />
begged bosses to ask her to get in<br />
touch. <strong>The</strong>y obliged and Juliet, 29,<br />
phoned him and they agreed to go out<br />
to dinner. A whirlwind romance followed<br />
and they are to get married next<br />
month. Juliet, who now lives with Mi-<br />
<br />
dreams of a fairytale romance and you<br />
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Head of Customer Relations, Ella<br />
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pulled heart strings so we played cu-<br />
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By three methods we may learn wisdom:<br />
First, by reflection, which is noblest;<br />
second, by imitation, which is<br />
easiest; and third by experience, which<br />
is the bitterest.<br />
Confucius: Chinese thinker and<br />
social philosopher<br />
Answer to Fallen Phrase:<br />
<br />
best of everything, they just make<br />
the best of everything.<br />
Criss Cross Puzzle<br />
Across:<br />
3. A valentine color<br />
4. Red and white<br />
mixed<br />
8. Would you be my<br />
___________<br />
Answers on page 6<br />
Down:<br />
1. A box of_________<br />
2. A valentine color<br />
5. Wrote me a love___<br />
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7. Sealed with a _____<br />
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FUN PAPE<br />
Fallen Phrase answer pg3<br />
R E A L EST A T E & F O R R E N T<br />
Late one night I stopped at one of<br />
those 24-hour gas station mini marts to<br />
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Sudoku<br />
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SIMPLY MAZING<br />
Rebus Puzzle<br />
A rebus is a picture representation<br />
of a name, word or phrase.<br />
<strong>The</strong> puzzle below portrays a common<br />
word or phrase.<br />
Can you guess what it is?<br />
(answer on pg 5)<br />
M1Y L1I1F1E<br />
Answer to C riss C ross Puzzle:<br />
Across: 3.White 4.Pink 8.Valentine<br />
Down: 1.Chocolates 2.Red 5.Note<br />
6.Heart 7. Kiss<br />
Math Square Answer<br />
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congregation to come up with more<br />
money for repairs to the church. And he<br />
was annoyed to find that the regular organist<br />
was sick and a substitute had been<br />
brought in. <strong>The</strong> substitute wanted to know<br />
<br />
<br />
to think of something to play after I make<br />
<br />
During the service, the minister said,<br />
<br />
difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as<br />
much as we expected, and we need<br />
$4000 more. Any of you who can pledge<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Three students are leaving their last<br />
classes of the day. <strong>The</strong> law student is<br />
<br />
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<br />
Did you hear about the two blondes<br />
found frozen to death at the<br />
drive-in theater?<br />
<strong>The</strong>y had gone to see<br />
<br />
Valley View Baptist Church<br />
<br />
SUNDAY<br />
<br />
Morning Worship<br />
<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
<br />
Pastor Jeff Friesen<br />
234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861<br />
Jude 21
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!<br />
Woman 2<br />
when she gave me the mirror. I mean,<br />
<br />
Woman 1<br />
love to get my hair cut like that, but I<br />
<br />
much stuck with this hair-do I think.<br />
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think<br />
your face is adorable. And you could<br />
easily get one of those layer cuts - that<br />
would look so cute I think. I was actually<br />
going to do that except that I was<br />
afraid it would accent my long neck.<br />
Woman 1: Oh - <br />
love to have your neck! Anything to<br />
take attention away from the two-byfour<br />
I have for a shoulder line.<br />
Woman 2 : Are you kidding? I know<br />
girls that would kill for your shoulders.<br />
Everything drapes so well on you. I<br />
mean, look at my arms - see how short<br />
they are? If I have your shoulders I<br />
could get clothes to fit me so much<br />
<br />
Man 1: Haircut?<br />
Man 2: Yeah<br />
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Page 7<br />
One day a lady was driving on the<br />
highway. She frequently checked her<br />
speed gauge to make sure she stayed<br />
within the speed limit. However, when<br />
she looked into her rear mirror, much<br />
to her dismay, she saw a police car not<br />
far behind! And, to make matters<br />
worse, the police car turned on his<br />
flashing lights. She thought to herself,<br />
-<br />
<br />
seat belt on! I have kept up my license<br />
<br />
over and the police car pulled over to<br />
the side right behind her car. She<br />
drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly<br />
rolled down the window, and prepared<br />
<br />
deserve it. A policeman walked up to<br />
her window, and spoke to her. <strong>The</strong><br />
lady pointed to her ear and shook her<br />
head, meaning she was deaf. <strong>The</strong> policeman<br />
smiled slightly, and knowing<br />
<br />
<br />
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-<br />
A motorist, after being bogged down in<br />
a muddy road, paid a passing farmer<br />
five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.<br />
After he was back on dry ground<br />
<br />
I should think you would be pulling<br />
<br />
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-<br />
Sound Judgment<br />
<br />
know whom to blame if something<br />
goes wrong in the house. One father<br />
explained to a friend how he solved the<br />
<br />
out letting them watch television. In the<br />
morning I go after the one with the<br />
<br />
$56<br />
for 4 weeks<br />
(2 issues) is all<br />
that it costs to<br />
advertise in<br />
<br />
hottest paper<br />
<br />
Call Ed at 428-‐2828 for more details.<br />
Circulation 4000 per edition.<br />
<strong>Pape</strong>r comes out every other Wed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> above price refers to a business display ad<br />
<br />
Creston New Horizons Seniors Society<br />
invites you to join us for<br />
Pancake Breakfast<br />
Sunday, February 12th<br />
8:30am-12noon<br />
Rotacrest Hall<br />
(located at South<br />
end of Rec Centre<br />
parking lot)<br />
$5 person<br />
~ Everyone Welcome! ~<br />
*<br />
WO, WW & SM Drop Off<br />
at <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />
WO=Waste Oil (veg or motor oil)<br />
(tight fitting containers please)<br />
WW=Waste Wood<br />
(nails OK but no drywall, plastic,<br />
insulation, or prunings)<br />
SM=Scrap Metal<br />
Estate<br />
Sale<br />
$599,000<br />
3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft<br />
home on 4.74 level acres in<br />
Erickson. 330ft Highway 3<br />
frontage. Approx 2 acres in mixed<br />
fruit, lots of garden space. By<br />
appointment only.<br />
428-3578 or 428-2892.<br />
Smart Service. Great Products.<br />
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Renovations<br />
Bobcat/Mini Hoe Service<br />
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250-866-6848<br />
JOURNEYMAN CARPENTER<br />
(sorry no white goods except Fisher & Paykel)<br />
Call Ed 428-2828 2828 for more info
Brighter<br />
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Safer<br />
Nights!<br />
Xenon Bulbs from<br />
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<br />
Painting Service<br />
All Aspects of Painting<br />
Residential Commercial<br />
Interior Exterior<br />
Journeyman<br />
Serving the Valley Since 1986<br />
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Cell 250-‐428-‐6468<br />
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Page 8<br />
I bought new toothbrushes for the family<br />
and told my husband his was the<br />
green one, and my son that his was<br />
the blue one. <strong>The</strong> red one was mine. A<br />
few weeks later, I noticed my<br />
toothbrush was looking much more<br />
worn than the other two. So I asked my<br />
<br />
<br />
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-<br />
When my father-in-law decided to<br />
move after his retirement, he invited us<br />
to his home to take a few pieces of<br />
furniture he wanted us to have. One<br />
item was a beautiful, but very heavy<br />
antique dining-room set. Our teenage<br />
son helped us wrestle the set into our<br />
truck. It took the whole day, but finally<br />
the table, chairs, and china cabinet<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
100 years old. And one of these days,<br />
<br />
plied with a stricken look on his face.<br />
<br />
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-<br />
After registering for his high school<br />
classes, my son burst into the house,<br />
<br />
<br />
classes I wanted. But I have to have<br />
my school supplies by tomorrow. I<br />
need a protractor and a compass for<br />
geometry, a dictionary for English, a<br />
dissecting kit for biology, and a car for<br />
<br />
-<br />
May the best of your yesterdays be the<br />
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A friend of mine is an officer with the<br />
<br />
One evening, the officer was dispatched<br />
to the scene of a possible burglary,<br />
where he discovered the back<br />
door of a building ajar. He let the dog<br />
out of his patrol car and commanded it<br />
to enter and seek. Jumping from the<br />
back seat, the dog headed for the<br />
building. After lunging through the<br />
doorway, the dog froze and backed<br />
out. My friend was puzzled until he investigated<br />
further. <strong>The</strong>n he noticed the<br />
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-<br />
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Actually, both men and women have<br />
<br />
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<br />
cause his larynx is larger to accommodate<br />
his longer vocal cords. (By the<br />
<br />
give them deeper voices.) A second<br />
reason, which female readers may not<br />
enjoy reading, is because women have<br />
more fat in their necks, which hides the<br />
<br />
-<br />
Love is a game that two can play<br />
and both win.<br />
Eva Gabor, American actress<br />
-<br />
It seems like overnight my daughter<br />
took her thumb out of her mouth and<br />
promptly started text messaging.<br />
-<br />
When my husband was brought back to<br />
the recovery room after surgery, I leaned<br />
<br />
cause I was afraid I was coming down with<br />
something. He opened his eyes, smiled<br />
<br />
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WANTED<br />
Wanted: DSP 5th wheel hitch for pickup. Phone<br />
Bill 250-428-4940. 7<br />
Wanted: Wood cookstove in good working condition.<br />
428-7057. 7<br />
Wanted: Empty car trailer coming back from<br />
Calgary to bring a car back to Creston. Call Les<br />
for details 428-1434. 9<br />
Wanted: Auto trans for 97 Cavalier, or similar<br />
parts car with good trans. 428-2828. 9<br />
Wanted: Older camper, 8ft6in-9ft. 428-8985. 7<br />
Wanted: Chev 250 6-cylinder motor. Prefer good<br />
running condition. 428-8700. 7<br />
Wanted: Potato harvester and potato planter.<br />
428-9832. 9<br />
Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc.<br />
(prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828. 9<br />
Wanted: 40-48ft reefer van, tandem axle, roadworthy.<br />
250-428-5501. 7<br />
Wanted: Vitamix model 3600 or higher.<br />
428-2828. 51<br />
Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 15<br />
Wanted: New/used grey <br />
soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828. 49<br />
Wanted: Cone bottom tank/drum, approx<br />
5-20gal. 428-2828. 13<br />
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just<br />
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations<br />
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.<br />
428-2360. kg<br />
Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine,<br />
with or w/o generator. 428-2828. 37<br />
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Page 9<br />
Math Square answers on pg. 6<br />
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.<br />
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.<br />
Remember order of operations; multiplication and<br />
division are done before addition and subtraction.<br />
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WANTED<br />
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wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries,<br />
inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition.<br />
Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49<br />
- Economical<br />
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- Convenient<br />
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WH Excavating<br />
Will Heykamp<br />
250-402-9528<br />
Pickup Loads<br />
Rotted ManureU-Haul<br />
.<br />
SNOW REMOVAL<br />
Excavating Dump Truck<br />
Rock Hammer Road Bldg<br />
Top Soil Site Preparation<br />
Subdivisions Auger<br />
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Spring & Summer<br />
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If you operate a business<br />
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DEADLINE: March 2nd, 2012<br />
<br />
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Radiator System<br />
Flushes<br />
Enclosed Car Storage<br />
<br />
401 Payne St. Call Ken 428-0841
advertise<br />
somewhere<br />
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Ask for Ed<br />
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428-9097<br />
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Visit<br />
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.<br />
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Ph. 208-666-1525 Hwy 95 and Dalton Ave<br />
Mon-Sat 9am-6pm Sun 10am-5pm<br />
www.koernerfurniture.com<br />
Full line furniture store featuring our La-ZBoy Comfort Studio<br />
Valentines Day Specials<br />
Tuesday Feb 14th<br />
Half Cornish Game Hen<br />
with Wild Rice Stuffing $13.99<br />
Almond Crusted Halibut $17.99<br />
All dinners come with choice<br />
of potato or rice, as well as<br />
soup or salad, bun & dessert!<br />
Dinner Specials available from 4pm.<br />
Home Style Café<br />
Just 12 min East of Creston in Kitchener<br />
250-428-5011<br />
Page 10<br />
M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: Two new 1200 portable electric generators<br />
$200 ea. Two cut-off saws $100 ea. Eight<br />
new 17.5L-24 industrial tractor tires, 6 ply, $250<br />
ea. Eight new 12-16.5 industrial tractor tires, 6<br />
ply, $100 ea. Troybilt Pony tiller $400. Troybilt<br />
2in chipper shredder, new, $600. New 74in Bush<br />
Hog tiller, 3pt, $2500. New 60in Bush Hog<br />
mower, 3pt, $900. Misc shelving units and store<br />
displays. New Berco 48in broom & attach kit for<br />
Cub Cadet lawn tractors, $1200. Large adjustable<br />
overhead lift on wheels, $900.<br />
250-402-2080. 7<br />
For Sale: Antique 3 pce couch set-loveseat &<br />
chair (rockers), brown floral, with a mint green<br />
cording. Like new, $450 obo. 428-7549. 7<br />
For Sale: 1st & 2nd cut alfalfa/hay . Walk-in<br />
cooler $600. 14ft canoe $275. 8 week old meat<br />
birds-ducks & pheasants. 428-1785. 7<br />
<br />
suede with fur trimmed removable hood, size 9-<br />
10. New Magnavox remote VHS/DVD, dolby<br />
digital, 4 head VHS. 6ft dark brown corner china<br />
cabinet, all wood, glass doors, 3 shelves.<br />
428-3473. 7<br />
For Sale: Queen size mattress, good condition,<br />
clean, $60. Call eve & weekends 250-254-0168<br />
or 250-254-1207. 7<br />
For Sale: Guns12 ga shotgun, model 870<br />
Wingmaster by Winchester, vented rib barrel,<br />
$650. 308 cal lever action rifle by Winchester c/w<br />
3.5-10x40 scope, $500. 22 cal 12 shot, Model 60<br />
by Cooey, bolt action, $175. 303 cal Lee Enfield<br />
$175. All in excellent condition.<br />
Call Mike 250-254-4009. 7<br />
For Sale: Cross country skis, mens size 45 (9½)<br />
boots, $25. 428-3357. 7<br />
Music for Sale: Fender Squire jazz bass, candy<br />
apple red, white pickguard, $200. Matching Telecaster,<br />
$200. Yamaki deluxe 12 string $100. All<br />
have hard shell cases & straps. Complete Silvertone<br />
drum set, new in box, $300. Paul Stanley<br />
signature guitar, new, in special Kiss box, $300.<br />
All obo. Call Randy 250-428-4583. 7<br />
For Sale: New bee equipment-supers, frames,<br />
tops, bottoms. 250-428-2665. 7<br />
For Sale: Weslo treadmill, 0-10mph, $150.<br />
428-9884. 7<br />
For Sale: Two oak-look TV/entertainment<br />
centers, glass doors, great shape, $40 ea.<br />
Working chest freezer $60. 428-2828. 7<br />
For Sale: Tub clamp grab bar $25.<br />
Raised toilet seat w/arms $30. 250-428-3578 49<br />
Good Times DJ & Karaoke<br />
<br />
<br />
Vern Gorham-‐Owner/DJ 250-‐428-‐0305<br />
verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca<br />
Windows & Doors<br />
by MW MILLWORK LTD.<br />
Full Showroom at 1605 NW Blvd!<br />
Vinyl, Clad, Fiberglass Windows<br />
Pricing competitive with anyone!<br />
Garage Doors, Entry Doors,<br />
Shower Doors.<br />
Free Quotes<br />
Installation Available<br />
Call us at 250-402-6455<br />
CRESTON<br />
Optometric<br />
EYE CENTRE<br />
Quality<br />
Service &<br />
Products!<br />
150+ Years Staff Experience!<br />
Competitive<br />
Kids Package Deals<br />
Frame, Lenses, Case, Cloth,<br />
Fitting & Adjustments<br />
$125<br />
M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: Equipment16ft tandem axle construction<br />
site trailer, 7000lb axle, shelving, aluminum<br />
body, $5000. Air compressor by Coleman,<br />
5hp, 40 gal, 7.1 cfm, upright style on wheels,<br />
$500. Honda generator, 3500 watt, oil safety<br />
feature, $750. new wire fed MIG welder by Decastar,<br />
Model 150E, never used, $500. Auto<br />
darkening welding helmet, new, $350.<br />
Call Mike 250-254-4009. 7<br />
For Sale: Farm eggs $3 dozen. One free young<br />
rooster. Lakeview-Arrow Creek Rd.<br />
250-428-7274. 7<br />
For Sale: teak buffet & hutch, sliding door cabinet,<br />
6ft 7in x 19in deep, top sliding glass door<br />
cabinet 5ft11in x 12in, $600 obo.<br />
250-428-0664. 7<br />
For Sale: Kenmore stove, white, in good working<br />
condition, $150. 40in round solid maple dining<br />
table, c/w 20in leaf, 4 chairs, $200.<br />
250-428-0434. 7<br />
For Sale: Hallett Davis upright piano (dark walnut)<br />
$2000. Portable air conditioner (Royal Sovereign<br />
Model 4D21), 10,000btu, under warranty,<br />
$300. Complete set of beer and wine making<br />
equipment, sold as a set, $100-includes two 21L<br />
carboys (wine), one beer making carboy, hydrometer,<br />
numerous fermentation pails, air locks,<br />
wine bottle corking equipment, hoses and their<br />
attachments, shrink tops, etc.<br />
Call Gene 250-428-0424. 9<br />
For Sale: White Maytag fridge, works great.<br />
Used only 2 years. 61inH x 28inW x 28inD<br />
(19.25 cu ft) Paid $850, asking $500. To view call<br />
250-254-0168 or 250-402-6383. 7<br />
For Sale: Pine beams, 4x6 to 6x8, 8ft to 16ft,<br />
starting at $6 ea. 1x6 and 1x8, 8ft to 16ft, starts at<br />
$2.50ea. Custom cutting also available. Organic<br />
wheat, rye, korazan. 428-3349. 7<br />
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.<br />
250-428-4020. 49<br />
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any<br />
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 49<br />
Estate Sale: Two twin Niagara adjustable beds,<br />
one $400, one $700 mint cond, or $1000 for both.<br />
428-2828. 49<br />
223 16 Ave. N. 250-‐428-‐2044<br />
A Caring Hand<br />
Affordable<br />
In Home Care<br />
250 402 8535<br />
We all want to live comfortably<br />
in our homes as<br />
long as we can. A Caring<br />
Hand ,helps make<br />
that possible with a full<br />
range of in home care<br />
services .<br />
Dan Larsen B.C. Registered H C A<br />
House keeping<br />
Yard wor k/ lawn cut &<br />
snow removal<br />
G rocery Shopping<br />
Medical appointments<br />
Medication pickup<br />
Medication reminder<br />
Meal prep<br />
Personal care<br />
Respite care
MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE<br />
For Sale: White portable dishwasher $100. 27in<br />
TV $50. 1.7 cu ft fridge, new, $100. Six person<br />
hot tub $3500. 250-402-2080. 7<br />
For Sale: Tikka .27win wood/stainless, burris<br />
fullfield scope, Tikka leather strap, recoil pad,<br />
$700. 250-402-6334. 7<br />
For Sale: Complete set of teak kitchen cabinets,<br />
with sink and taps, $1000. 250-428-9150. 9<br />
For Sale: 150 laying hens $4 each. MF 35 tractor,<br />
3 pth, $2500. 250-402-3600. 7<br />
For Sale: Hard spring wheat for feed, 40lb bag<br />
$9; cleaned for flour 40lb bag $15. 428-7351 or<br />
428-6788. 7<br />
For Sale: JBL amp, c/w speaker stand and mic.<br />
As new, only used 4 times. $500. 428-9398. 7<br />
For Sale: Complete top-of-the-line ski outfit.<br />
Salomon 160cm shaped skis, Salomon high<br />
boots, sixe 10½, Salomon bindings, poles. Asking<br />
$250 obo. Call Alex 250-428-4419. 9<br />
For Sale: Two pair snowshoes, 42in x 14in, and<br />
54in x 11in, $60 pair. 250-428-8735. 7<br />
For Sale: Fresh eggs, from free range chickens,<br />
$3 dozen. 428-8830. 9<br />
For Sale: Framed petti point pictures.<br />
428-3578. 51<br />
For Sale: Attention woodworkers - 1x6 x 2ft±<br />
boards, 25¢ each. Available at <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> office,<br />
3107 Hwy 3 Erickson. 428-2828 9<br />
Classifieds ads - 12 words for $3, per issue<br />
Next Classified Deadline: Mon Feb 13, 4pm<br />
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F O UND<br />
Found: Set of keys at Sun R Restaurant.<br />
Call <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> office to identify. 428-2828.<br />
G I V E A W A Y<br />
SOLD!<br />
Giveaway: Chesterfield, VG shape, stereo<br />
turntable, come and get it. 428-9884. 7<br />
Classified Ad Deadlines-every second Monday<br />
Display Ad Deadlines-every second Friday<br />
New <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Hours: M-F 9-4<br />
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Did you know 4000 <br />
get distributed every two weeks?<br />
<br />
office, 3107 Hwy 3, Erickson<br />
CLASSIFIED AD RULES<br />
Private ads only (no business related*):<br />
12 words, $3 per issue. Extra words 25¢ each.<br />
Bolded words 50¢ each. Includes HST. Drop off<br />
ads at 3107 Hwy. 3 Erickson, at the office (VISA,<br />
MC, or DEBIT) or ad drop box, or phone in ads,<br />
428-2828 and pay by VISA or MC<br />
(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10)<br />
Businesses will need to purchase a<br />
DISPLAY AD first before using classifieds.<br />
* exception-farming, if no similar display advertiser<br />
<strong>The</strong> publisher reserves right to accept or reject any ad<br />
Licensed Automotive Technician<br />
Ticketed Tire Technicians Locally Owned<br />
Service Truck Farm Service Calcium Fill<br />
Most Major Brands Available<br />
250-428-2000 918 Pine St<br />
Turn East at the Grain Elevators<br />
Next <br />
Display Ad Deadline: F riday Jan 27<br />
Call Mouth for on Display left bird. ad pricing Flower 428-2828. on necklace<br />
missing. Heart added on left. Sun<br />
changed. Leaf on top right missing.<br />
Mini heart missing. Toe missing on<br />
right bird. Eyebrows missing on right<br />
bird. More hair on left bird. Branch on<br />
bottom smaller. Tux added on left bird.<br />
Nose missing on left bird. Question<br />
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CRYPTOGRAM<br />
FIREWOOD Cut & Split<br />
Delivered, or pick up at<br />
MOUNTAIN PARK RESORT<br />
4020 Hwy 3 250-428-2954<br />
Figure out the phrase.<br />
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HhOoMmEe IiMmPpRrOoVvEeMmEeNnTtSs<br />
AaDdDdIiTtIiOoNnSs<br />
RrEeNnOoVvAaTtIiOoNnSs<br />
RrOoOoFfIiNnGg<br />
GgEeNnEeRrAaLl HhOoMmEe RrEePpAaIiRr<br />
250-254-0197<br />
Last Issue Answer: Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,<br />
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.<br />
Ron Hurry<br />
Master Goldsmith<br />
Buying Old GOLD!<br />
Paying<br />
Excellent<br />
Prices! =$<br />
or recycle to make<br />
a New Creation!<br />
at Cresteramics<br />
1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538<br />
21 -<br />
Legion Events 428-4252<br />
Feb 3-Friday Night Supper 6pm (Roast Beef)<br />
Feb 4-Saturday Night Dance<br />
Music by C.D. Sounds<br />
Feb 5-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon $4<br />
Feb 10-Wings Night at the Legion 50¢ ea<br />
Everyone Welcome!<br />
Feb 17-Friday Night Supper 6pm (Roast Beef)<br />
Feb 18-Saturday Night Dance<br />
<br />
Feb 24-Wings Night at the Legion 50¢ ea<br />
Everyone Welcome!<br />
Feb 25-Cabin Fever BBQ -still $10<br />
Framing & Art Gallery<br />
Renowned Pastel Artist-Carol Schloss<br />
giving classes Spring 2012. If interested<br />
email or phone to get your name on the<br />
list. Limited seating.<br />
<br />
Every Tues 9am-noon: Painting in Oils-<br />
Jenny Steenkamp @$30 per class<br />
Feb 23rd 9am-noon: Fabric Painting and<br />
Stamping- Emmie & Jenny @$40<br />
March 1st 9am-noon: Screen Printing on<br />
Fabric-Emmie & Jenny @$50<br />
March 8th or 15th 9am-noon: Pewter on a<br />
Wooden Box-Emmie & Jenny @$50.<br />
March 22nd 9am-noon: Decoupage on<br />
Wood-Emmie @$35.<br />
March 29th 9am-noon: Paint a Teddy Bear<br />
in Acrylic Paint-Jenny @$30.<br />
Call Emmie Roelofse<br />
at 250-‐402-‐8752<br />
609A 33Ave. S. Erickson<br />
crestonframing@yahoo.com<br />
www.crestonframing.com
for more info go to: www.softubcanada.com<br />
We Have Apples<br />
Mac Spartan Gala<br />
Orin Ambrosia<br />
Red Delicious Fuji<br />
Open 7 Days a Week Open All Winter<br />
SHUKIN ORCHARDS<br />
250-428-4884<br />
1½ mi east of Creston on Hwy 3<br />
We Build Quality<br />
Handcrafted Cabinets<br />
& Furniture<br />
Call 250-428-3434<br />
<br />
Also install<br />
Blow-in Attic Insulation<br />
VALENTINES<br />
BUFFET<br />
Tuesday February 14<br />
Lunch 11am-‐1:30pm<br />
Supper 5pm-‐7:30pm<br />
Chicken Cordon Blue,<br />
Salisbury Steak, Stuffed<br />
Potato, Vegetables, Lasagna,<br />
Cabbage Rolls, 6 Salads,<br />
2 Soups, Desserts & More!!<br />
<br />
Adults $12.95 Seniors(60+) $11.95<br />
6-12 yrs $5.95 5 & under free<br />
<br />
Pick of the Crop Market<br />
2928 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
250-‐428-‐5120<br />
Seating for up to 50 people<br />
Reservations are appreciated<br />
Our county fair has expanded over the<br />
years from a three day event to a week<br />
long to accommodate all of the new<br />
events such as stock car races, demolition<br />
derby, garden tractor pulls, and of<br />
course a mud run. My Oldsmobiles and<br />
Pontiac have found their way out there<br />
for the demolition derby in the past<br />
years, although they were never winners.<br />
More than one still had insurance<br />
on it when it went through the derby<br />
and I have always wanted to tow it to<br />
<br />
parked for a few minutes at Wal-Mart<br />
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<strong>The</strong> ad in the local newspaper read:<br />
<br />
that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Freeman<br />
ordered the dog to be delivered.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next day a van pulled up and left<br />
her the mangiest looking mongrel she<br />
had ever seen. In a rage, she telephoned<br />
the man who had placed the<br />
<br />
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Next deadline: Monday Feb 13, 4pm<br />
Paw Prints Pet Grooming<br />
<br />
We Bring the Tender Care.<br />
Call for Appt 428-7232<br />
<br />
Oooops! I knew I<br />
should have had<br />
that mattress<br />
fixed.<br />
2012<br />
VEHICLES and Related Goods<br />
For Sale: Aluminum roll-up box cover for 2006<br />
Ford pickup or similar. New $1000-asking $300.<br />
Call Rob 250-254-1749. 7<br />
For Sale: 2007 Toyota Yaris, 4 door hatchback, 5<br />
speed standard, 4 Michelin X-Ice snows, plus set<br />
of 4 all-season radials on rims, 104,000km,<br />
$7950. 250-428-9630. 7<br />
For Sale: 96 Blazer 4x4, red, good cond, good<br />
tires, new brakes, $2900 obo. 402-6067. 9<br />
For Sale: 98 Dodge quad cab 4x4 pickup. Mechanics<br />
special -body, motor, tranny excellent<br />
needs transfer case, still drives, $3500 obo.<br />
Mike 250-424-5554. 7<br />
For Sale: 1996 Arctic Cat Cougar, 550 liquid<br />
cooled, 136in track, excellent cond, $1200.<br />
250-428-0325. 7<br />
For Sale: 1995 F150XL, 302, 5 spd std, 4x4, ext<br />
cab, canopy, $3200. 428-9884. 7<br />
For Sale: EquipmentClark Forklift GPx30,<br />
propane, 4900lbs@24in, $4900. 43hp Montana<br />
tractor, loader, bucket, forks, rear blade , backhoe,<br />
industrial tires with fluid, only 80hrs, $25,000.<br />
MF 65 tractor $3500. 7ft sickle mower, 3pt, one<br />
yr old, $3900. 91 Chrysler Dynasty, 6 cyl, $500.<br />
92 Chev 1 ton 4x4 with aluminum service box,<br />
$6000. Trump 3 wheel orchard pruner, $1000.<br />
250-402-2080. 7<br />
Estate Sale: 1988 Ford F250, V8, standard, 4x4,<br />
needs TLC, $1100. 428-2828. 9<br />
Wanted: Chev 250 6-cylinder motor. Prefer<br />
good running condition. 428-8700. 7<br />
For Sale: 1970 Chev pick up, 350 motor,<br />
$60 obo. 428-7003. 7<br />
For Sale: 2005 30ft Okanagan 5th wheel, fully<br />
loaded, 4 season. 2004 Duramax, fully loaded,<br />
4dr, shortbox, 180,000km. $45,000 for both.<br />
1-250-937-9146. 7<br />
For Sale: Low Rider tonneau cover, fits GM or<br />
Chev from 99-07 shortbox, $200.<br />
250-428-0108. 7<br />
For Sale: Four new, never mounted Firestone<br />
Winterforce 265/75R16 studded 4 ply, $750 obo.<br />
250-254-0952. 9<br />
Why not try a classified ad in the next issue?<br />
For Rent:<br />
ENCLOSED<br />
CAR STORAGE<br />
West Kootenay Radiator 401 Payne St<br />
250-428-0841<br />
PET-SITTING/HOUSE SITTING<br />
Professional, compassionate in-home care for<br />
your Animals, Plants & Feathered Friends<br />
Qualified Veterinary Assistant - 12+ yrs exp<br />
Merry Puppinns 250-402-3488<br />
Rent-a-Hubby<br />
Husband (wife) not very handy?<br />
<br />
repair a husband (wife) would do.<br />
Also: Renovations, Roofing<br />
Installing Windows<br />
& Doors<br />
Decks & Patios<br />
Eavestrough Cleaning<br />
Dump Runs<br />
Call 428-5123<br />
Cell 402-9432