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© 2012 Edward Michael Wishlow All Rights Reserved<br />
Office Hrs: Mon-Fri 9am-4pm<br />
funpape.com<br />
Humorous & thought provoking stories to entertain and reduce stress<br />
Issue 14-5.6<br />
Jan 18 Feb 1/12<br />
Next Classified Deadline: Friday Monday May Jan 20, 30, 4pm<br />
Printed & Published by <strong>The</strong> <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong>, 3107 Hwy 3, Creston BC V0B 1G1<br />
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To Move A Barn<br />
In 1981, Herman Ostry and his wife,<br />
Donna, bought a farm a half a mile outside<br />
of Bruno, Nebraska, a small community<br />
sixty miles west of Omaha. <strong>The</strong><br />
property had a creek and came with a<br />
<br />
was always wet and muddy. When the<br />
creek flooded in 1988, the barn ended<br />
up with 29 inches of water covering the<br />
floor. That was the last straw. Ostry<br />
needed to move it to higher ground. He<br />
contacted a building moving company<br />
and was discouraged by the high cost<br />
of the bid. One night around the table,<br />
Ostry commented that if they had<br />
enough people they could pick the<br />
barn up and move it to higher ground.<br />
Everyone laughed. A few days later,<br />
<br />
some calculations. He had counted the<br />
individual boards and timbers in the<br />
barn and estimated that the barn<br />
weighed approximately 16,640 pounds.<br />
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cont. on pg 7<br />
Artificial intelligence turns iPhones<br />
and Google Androids<br />
into smart alecs<br />
Siri, the personal assistant on iPhone<br />
4S, lets you use your voice to send<br />
messages, schedule meetings, place<br />
phone calls and more. Ask Siri to do<br />
things just by talking the way you ordinarily<br />
talk, and it understands what you<br />
say and mean. It also knows when<br />
<br />
For all of its virtues, it has attracted<br />
more attention for its sassy answers to<br />
trick questions. One user commanded,<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
about trick questions too. After 13<br />
years of research, some of its super<br />
smart engineers have created algorithms<br />
able to answer such questions.<br />
cont on pg 3<br />
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4:30pm Doors Open<br />
5:00pm Trophy Presentations<br />
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-<br />
2012 memberships are now due.<br />
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LOCKS CHANGE AT BOTH THE KIDD CK.<br />
RANGE & MAWSON LAKE ON FEB 1st<br />
--<br />
<strong>The</strong> ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING OF THE<br />
CRESTON VALLEY ROD & GUN CLUB<br />
will be held on Monday, Feb 6th, 2012<br />
at the Rotacrest Hall at 7pm<br />
All members welcome.<br />
You must be paid up for 2012 to vote.<br />
LETTER<br />
TILES:<br />
Unscramble<br />
the letter<br />
tiles<br />
to reveal a<br />
message.<br />
ANNOUNCEM ENTS<br />
Kootenay Regional Figure Skating Championships:<br />
Friday January 20 (6:30-8:30pm), Saturday<br />
January 21 (8:00am-6:00pm), Sunday January<br />
22 (8:00am-2:30pm). Creston Community<br />
Complex. Free admission. 5<br />
Gospel Music on the Air, Sunday Mornings 8:30<br />
to 10:00. CIDO 97.7FM or www.crestonradio.ca<br />
Your host Elvin Strand. 5<br />
<strong>The</strong>re will be an Erickson History meeting on<br />
Jan 23rd, at the Creston Library, 1pm. 5<br />
Hospital Tuck Shop. Stop by and see our<br />
Unique handmade gift items for all ages. Open<br />
Mon-Fri 9-3. Sat Market 8-12. Find us on<br />
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Phone Leona 250-402-6643 or<br />
www.westcreston.info<br />
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Rotacrest Seniors Hall: Dancing every Tues<br />
2-4pm, live music-everyone welcome, $5 at the<br />
door (Bob Holmes 428-8985). Coffee Break-<br />
Wed 10am. Crib-Wed 7pm. Pool-Tue, Wed, Fri,<br />
Sun 1pm (Keith Forseth 428-2255). Bridge-Mon<br />
7pm, Tue 9:45am, Wed 7pm, Thur 1pm, Sat<br />
1pm (Margaret Roy 428-5406).<br />
Hall rentals 428-7127.<br />
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Announcements ads are $3 for 12 words per<br />
issue (2 weeks) extra words 25 cents each.<br />
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Mike: Do you remember first meeting<br />
your wife<br />
John: Sure, I found Jill laying facedown<br />
in the gutter. I lifted her to her<br />
feet and promised her that if she<br />
agreed to marry me, she would begin a<br />
<br />
the gutter again.<br />
Mike: Wow, I hope she appreciates<br />
what you did for her.<br />
John: Not really. Jill hated to give up<br />
bowling.<br />
PAGE 2<br />
WORD SEARCH<br />
ANDROMEDA, APOGEE, ASTRONOMER,<br />
ATMOSPHERE, BLACKHOLE,<br />
CONSTELLATION, CORONA, CRATER,<br />
ECLIPSE, EQUINOX, GALAXIES,<br />
GALILEO, HUBBLE, LIGHTYEAR,<br />
METEOR, MILKYWAY, MOON,<br />
ORBIT, PERIGEE, POLARIS,<br />
SATELLITE, SOLARSYSTEM,<br />
SPACESTATION,<br />
SUN, SUPERNOVA,<br />
TELESCOPE,<br />
UNIVERSE.<br />
E U N N O X R H U E W A E A N<br />
T S U O N E U O C M M N E P O<br />
I E N M I B L L E E A D G O I<br />
L I I L B T I I T T C R I G T<br />
L X V L A P A S L O E O R E A<br />
E A E M S T Y L R A L M E E T<br />
T L R E O S M O L N G E P B S<br />
A A S T R O N O M E R D L T E<br />
S G E A F A N Z S R T A S I C<br />
M I L K Y W A Y L P C S U B A<br />
A O X O N I U Q E K H E N R P<br />
S P O L A R I S H P M E Q O S<br />
D S U P E R N O V A J O R M C<br />
E P O C S E L E T C R A T E R<br />
Q G E R A E Y T H G I L B U I<br />
Disclaimer: Un-credited stories are from a variety<br />
of sources and are believed to be public domain. If<br />
you hold a copyright on any of these materials<br />
please inform us so we may give the proper credit.<br />
Last Issue Answer: A closed mind is a good thing to lose.<br />
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FUN PAPE<br />
Artificial intelligence turns iPhones<br />
and Google Androids into smart<br />
alecs cont from pg 1<br />
Ask it the meaning of life, the universe<br />
<br />
erence to the favorite geek book<br />
<br />
lot of work has gone into creating the<br />
sarcasm. <strong>The</strong> Siri group at Apple, one<br />
of its largest software teams, started<br />
with an artificial intelligence project<br />
from SRI International. Now, it continually<br />
fine tunes Siri responses. It attempts<br />
to forge an emotional tie by<br />
regularly using the customer's nickname<br />
in responses, as well as those of<br />
other important people and places in<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
scribed questions. Computers have<br />
done that for years. Now, they can<br />
carry on conversations about ridiculous<br />
topics. <strong>The</strong>re are several answers to<br />
the same question on the iPhone and<br />
Android.<br />
-<br />
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been missing until it arrives.<br />
Answer to Fallen Phrase:<br />
Good friends are hard to find,<br />
harder to leave,<br />
and impossible to forget.<br />
Criss Cross Puzzle<br />
Across:<br />
4. Often kept in<br />
<br />
6. Like some vaults<br />
Answers on page 6<br />
Down:<br />
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parties<br />
2. One dimensional<br />
3. Cutting tool<br />
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Meet Trever McGhee- World Record<br />
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Call 250-424-5299 to register to walk<br />
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Knights of Columbus<br />
Valentines Dance<br />
Full Banquet, Bar & Dance<br />
Sat. Feb 11th,<br />
Holy Cross Hall<br />
5:30 Happy Hour<br />
6:30 Dinner<br />
Music by: Full Circle<br />
(Country & Fiddle)<br />
Advance Tickets Only: $20 ea<br />
Cut off Feb9th<br />
For Tickets call: 428-9493 or 428-5835<br />
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FUN PAPE<br />
Fallen Phrase answer pg3<br />
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will be to them a God and they<br />
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For Rent: 2 bedroom, ground level, near<br />
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For Rent: 3 bedroom house in Erickson,<br />
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Phone Bill 250-428-6221. 5<br />
For Sale: 3 bedroom, one bath, 1200 sq ft<br />
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garage, workshop, chicken coop. $285,000<br />
428-9884. 7<br />
For Rent: Clean, bright, freshly painted<br />
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utilities, available immediately.<br />
250-428-9303. 5<br />
House Wanted to Rent: Professional couple<br />
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bedroom house rental (leased for one year<br />
minimum), close to town. 250-428-1678. 7<br />
For Rent: 1 bdrm apt $750/mo and 1 bdrm<br />
bachelor apt $550/mo. Partly furnished,<br />
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For Sale: Small 2 bedroom house, great<br />
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Wanted: Male requires room mate to<br />
share rental of house. 250-428-7113. 7<br />
Wanted: Looking for a fixer-upper starter<br />
home in or around Creston area. Interested<br />
in all replies. 250-489-2762. 5<br />
For Sale: 1997 14x68 manufactured<br />
home with just finished 12x16 addition. 3<br />
bedroom, one bath, W/D, FS, DW. 8x12<br />
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$159,000. 428-4593. 5<br />
For Sale: 3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1800 sq ft<br />
home on 4.74 level acres in Erickson.<br />
330ft Highway 3 frontage. Approx 2 acres<br />
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$599,000. By appointment only.<br />
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Classified ads are still just $3 for 12 words<br />
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<strong>The</strong>re were two mosquitoes watching<br />
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<br />
swer a question.<br />
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--<br />
You are sitting behind the wheel in a car<br />
keeping a constant speed, on your left<br />
side there is an abyss. On your right side<br />
you have a fire engine and it keeps the<br />
same speed as you. In front of you runs<br />
a pig, larger than your car. A helicopter is<br />
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Answer: Get out of the car, step down<br />
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Next Deadline: Monday, Jan 30, 4pm<br />
Answer to Rebus Puzzle<br />
Matinee<br />
Page 5<br />
Sudoku<br />
<strong>The</strong> rules of Sudoku are simple.<br />
Place a digit from 1 to 9 in each empty cell so<br />
every row, every column, and every 3 x 3 box<br />
contains the digits 1 to 9. Have <strong>Fun</strong>!!!<br />
During a phone conversation, my<br />
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Legion Events 428-4252<br />
Jan 21-Saturday Night Dance<br />
Music by C.D. Sounds<br />
Jan 27-Friday Night Supper 6pm (Roast Beef)<br />
Jan 31-Legion General Meeting 7pm<br />
Feb 3-WingsNight at the Legion<br />
Everyone Welcome!<br />
Feb 4-Saturday Night Dance<br />
Music by C.D. Sounds<br />
Feb 5-Pancake Breakfast 8:30am-noon $4<br />
Hall available for parties,<br />
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Catering available.<br />
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Ticketed Tire Technicians Locally Owned<br />
Service Truck Farm Service Calcium Fill<br />
Most Major Brands Available<br />
250-428-2000 918 Pine St<br />
Turn East at the Grain Elevators<br />
Professional Animal Care Canine, Feline, Bovine & Equine Health Care<br />
Creston<br />
Veterinary<br />
Hospital<br />
1605 Dogwood St<br />
250-‐428-‐9494<br />
January is<br />
SENIOR PET WELLNESS MONTH<br />
Most dogs and all cats are considered of senior age starting<br />
at 8 years old. <strong>The</strong>se symptoms can be signs of<br />
underlying treatable diseases, rather than normal aging:<br />
Difficulty climbing stairs Increased stiffness or limping<br />
Loss of house training Increased thirst or urination<br />
Excessive panting Changes in activity level<br />
Circling or repetitive movement Persistent vocalization<br />
Decreased responsiveness to owners Tremors or seizures<br />
Skin and hair coat changes Changes in sleeping patterns<br />
Altered appetite Weight change Loss of vision or hearing<br />
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$149.99 plus HST-includes physical exam, blood collection,<br />
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All You Can Eat<br />
BUFFET<br />
Fri & Sat, Jan 20 & 21<br />
Lunch 11am-‐1:30pm<br />
Supper 5pm-‐7:30pm<br />
Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes,<br />
Gravy, Salisbury Steak, Vegetables, 6<br />
Salads, 2 Soups, Desserts and More!!<br />
<br />
Sunday Jan 22<br />
Brunch 10am-‐1pm<br />
Eggs Benedict, Quiche, Bacon,<br />
Sausage, Pancakes, French Toast<br />
and More!<br />
<br />
Pick of the Crop Market<br />
2928 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
250-‐428-‐5120<br />
<br />
Adults $9.95 Seniors(60+) $8.95<br />
6-12 yrs $5.95 5 & under free<br />
Seating for up to 50 people<br />
Reservations are appreciated<br />
Page 6<br />
SIMPLY MAZING<br />
Rebus Puzzle<br />
A rebus is a picture representation<br />
of a name, word or phrase.<br />
<strong>The</strong> puzzle below portrays a common<br />
word or phrase.<br />
Can you guess what it is<br />
(answer on pg 5)<br />
Why does popcorn pop<br />
Popcorn, a variety of Indian corn called<br />
<br />
nary corn in that it has a harder outer<br />
shell. As the corn is heated, moisture in<br />
its starchy grains is converted to steam,<br />
causing a tremendous pressure to be<br />
exerted against the shell. <strong>The</strong> tough shell<br />
stands up under the pressure for a while<br />
but eventually breaks down and the kernel<br />
explodes with such a force that it<br />
throws out its white, pulpy insides, making<br />
an audible popping sound in the process.<br />
<br />
<br />
sensation from a rocking chair that you<br />
once got from a roller coaster.<br />
Insured & Certified<br />
<br />
Call to Book Your Sweep Now<br />
250-866-5246<br />
for more info go to: www.softubcanada.com<br />
Clean & Screened TOP SOIL<br />
$25/yd plus tax<br />
Delivered within town boundaries<br />
Under 8 yards delivery charge added<br />
-<br />
Also All Types of G ravel<br />
at Competitive Prices!<br />
428-1834 or 428-1729<br />
A<br />
MAT<br />
Answer to C riss C ross Puzzle:<br />
Across: 4.Emotions 5.Slams 6.Fireproof<br />
Down: 1.Pinata 2.Linear 3.Razorblade<br />
Paw Prints Pet Grooming<br />
<br />
We Bring the Tender Care.<br />
Call for Appt 428-7232<br />
Good Times DJ & Karaoke<br />
<br />
<br />
Vern Gorham-‐Owner/DJ 250-‐428-‐0305<br />
verngorham@telus.net www.goodtimesdjandkaraoke.ca<br />
B-BOYS SPECIAL PRODUCTS LTD<br />
Cabins Fencing<br />
Landscaping & Construction<br />
428-8975 or 1-250-421-9729<br />
Email: bboyssp@gmail.com<br />
Check out our webpage: www.b-boys.ca<br />
Math Square Answer<br />
7,8,6,3,4,1,2,5,9.<br />
Cleer Books<br />
For all your small business bookkeeping<br />
Carryanne Runions 250-254-0805<br />
cleerbooks@live.ca<br />
Business Profiling, Prorate & IFTA Filings<br />
<br />
F eel healthy, look healthy,<br />
B E healthy...naturally<br />
Emotion Code<br />
Reflexology<br />
C ranioSacral <strong>The</strong>rapy<br />
Lymphatic Drainage<br />
Reiki<br />
Reconnective Healing<br />
K veta A. Jasek<br />
Certified Emotion Code Practitioner<br />
250-866-5677<br />
840 Packing Shed Rd Wynndel<br />
Jasmine Lothien-Professional Counsellor<br />
Free 30 Minute<br />
Initial Consultation<br />
250-402-3262 jasminelothien.com
To Move A Barn cont from pg 1<br />
He also estimated that a steel grid<br />
needed to move the barn would add another<br />
3,150 pounds, bringing the total<br />
weight to just under 10 tons. He figured it<br />
would take around 350 people with each<br />
person lifting 56lbs. to move the barn.<br />
<strong>The</strong> town of Bruno, Nebraska was planning<br />
its centennial celebration in late July<br />
of 1988. Herman and Mike presented<br />
their barn moving idea to the committee.<br />
<strong>The</strong> committee decided to make it part of<br />
their celebration. So, on July 30, 1988,<br />
shortly before 11 a.m., a quick test lift<br />
was successfully made. <strong>The</strong>n, as local<br />
television cameras and 4,000 people<br />
from eleven states watched, 350 people<br />
moved the barn 115 feet south and 6 feet<br />
higher up a gentle slope and set it on its<br />
new foundation. <strong>The</strong> reason most people<br />
think that something cannot be done is<br />
<br />
by themselves.<br />
--<br />
<br />
course was almost finished, and the<br />
<br />
do when you want to exit from a free-<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was a pause before a woman vol-<br />
<br />
<br />
--<br />
A livestock truck overturned in my town.<br />
<br />
Black and Gus, escaped into the nearby<br />
<br />
<br />
overturned truck, make those Black An-<br />
<br />
--<br />
Need to advertise<br />
Short on <strong>Fun</strong>ds<br />
This size Display ad...<br />
One Issue $20+HST<br />
Two Issues $32+HST<br />
(Each issue two weeks long)<br />
CRESTON TRUCK SERVICE LTD<br />
Automotive Oil<br />
Change Special<br />
$59.95 + eco fees & taxes<br />
Includes labour, 5 litres oil<br />
(CHV 5/W20 supreme or 5/W30 supreme)<br />
and oil filter. Offer valid till Jan 31/12<br />
401 Helen Rd 250-428-5321<br />
Page 7<br />
<strong>The</strong> original Uncle Ben was a black rice<br />
farmer known to rice millers in and<br />
<br />
tently delivering the highest quality rice<br />
for milling. Uncle Ben harvested his rice<br />
with such care that he purportedly received<br />
several honors for full-kernel<br />
yields and quality. Legend holds that<br />
other rice growers proudly claimed their<br />
<br />
<br />
life (including his last name) were lost to<br />
history.<br />
--<br />
Golf was invented in Scotland on October<br />
3, 1262 at 11:15 AM. <strong>The</strong> very first<br />
golf joke was created at 1:30 PM the<br />
same day.<br />
--<br />
In 1457, King James II of Scotland<br />
banned golf because its popularity threatened<br />
the practice of archery for national<br />
defense. And even today, husbands still<br />
suffer the slings and arrows of wives who<br />
<br />
--<br />
<strong>The</strong> entire congregation came out to<br />
<br />
for a mere eight minutes. <strong>The</strong> next Sun-<br />
-five<br />
minutes. His third sermon was two and a<br />
half hours in duration. <strong>The</strong> pulpit committee<br />
called the preacher in and asked,<br />
<br />
<br />
my teeth had just been pulled. My mouth<br />
was sore, so my sermon was short. <strong>The</strong><br />
next week, I had my new dentures and I<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
--<br />
A report says high blood pressure is on<br />
the increase in Canada. Researchers<br />
<br />
respondents contacted had gone out for<br />
fast food.<br />
$56<br />
for 4 weeks<br />
(2 issues) is all<br />
that it costs to<br />
advertise in<br />
<br />
hottest paper<br />
<br />
Call Ed at 428-‐2828 for more details.<br />
Circulation 4000 per edition.<br />
<strong>Pape</strong>r comes out every other Wed.<br />
<strong>The</strong> above price refers to a business display ad<br />
<br />
Yahk winterfest<br />
JANUARY 28th<br />
11am-9pm<br />
Games Music Food<br />
Raffle Hay Rides<br />
Face Painting Prizes<br />
FREE Admission<br />
www.yahkkingsgate.com<br />
250-254-9393<br />
Cabbage Rolls, Borsch<br />
Perogies & More!<br />
Coming Back from<br />
Vacation February 1st<br />
Tues-Sat 11am-8pm Ph 428-7200<br />
2808 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
SUPPO R T Y O UR L O C A L L E G I O N<br />
Join in the <strong>Fun</strong> Sat, Jan 21st, 7-11pm<br />
and Dance the Night Away<br />
Dance Music by:<br />
428-2111<br />
C.D. SO UNDS<br />
COUNTRY, OLD TIME<br />
<br />
Dance. Dance, Dance.<br />
Non-stop <strong>Fun</strong> for All!<br />
<br />
Western <strong>The</strong>me Dinner & Dance<br />
at Rotacrest Hall<br />
Saturday, January 28th<br />
Music by <br />
Cocktails 5:30pm<br />
Dinner 6pm<br />
Dance 7pm<br />
Catering by Della Wilson<br />
Advance Tickets only,<br />
$20, available at<br />
Black Bear Books or call<br />
250-428-8985 or 250-428-2145<br />
Everyone Welcome!<br />
*<br />
WO, WW & SM Drop Off<br />
at <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />
WO=Waste Oil (veg or motor oil)<br />
(tight fitting containers please)<br />
WW=Waste Wood<br />
(nails OK but no drywall, plastic,<br />
insulation, or prunings)<br />
SM=Scrap Metal<br />
(sorry no white goods except Fisher & Paykel)<br />
Call Ed 428-2828 2828 for more info
BU Y I T.<br />
SE L L I T.<br />
F IND I T.<br />
Look to the<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Classifieds<br />
<br />
Looking For!<br />
MarCare<br />
Kabin Keepers<br />
Specializing in<br />
Kootenay Lake Property<br />
Care & Maintenance<br />
References Available<br />
For more info<br />
250-431-8191<br />
marcarekk@gmail.com<br />
marcarekabinkeepers.com<br />
advertise<br />
somewhere<br />
428.2828<br />
Ask for Ed<br />
A RR O W C R E E K<br />
C O NST RU C T I O N<br />
<br />
<br />
Why wait for spring.<br />
Build that deck now!<br />
Building it Right...from the Ground Up!<br />
JOE KITTO<br />
Ph 250-428-7274 Cell 250-254-0274<br />
Fresh<br />
Frozen<br />
Organic<br />
Apple<br />
Juice<br />
Available at<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />
Office M-F 9-4<br />
4L for $6<br />
Page 8<br />
<br />
an irrational fear of drafts.<br />
-<br />
It takes 100,000 years for a Red Giant<br />
to change into a White Dwarf. By astronomical<br />
standards, this is practically<br />
instantaneous, a mere one-thousandth<br />
<br />
-<br />
Logan, 11 years old, had been ill, requiring<br />
several doctors; visits and tests<br />
before a specialist came up with the<br />
final diagnosis and treatment. Afterwards,<br />
his mother asked him if he understood<br />
what the doctor had ex-<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-<br />
Approaching eighty-five years of age,<br />
Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time<br />
to give up her apartment in Regina and<br />
move to Victoria. She was given the<br />
name of a Vancouver Island realtor,<br />
who enthusiastically drove her all over<br />
Victoria, extolling the virtues of every<br />
<br />
<br />
investment of a lifetime. Why, in ten<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
-<br />
Some people think its holding on that<br />
<br />
ting go.<br />
-<br />
ATTN: DISPLAY ADVERTISERS<br />
Next issue is our Valentines issue!<br />
Display ad deadline is Fri Jan 27<br />
One Loonie + One Toonie<br />
equals<br />
the best value around for your<br />
classified advertising dollar!<br />
WANTED<br />
Clean<br />
Fill.<br />
=================<br />
3109 Hwy 3 Erickson<br />
Call Ed<br />
250-428-2828<br />
THE BUZZARD:<br />
If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6<br />
feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at<br />
the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to<br />
fly, will be an absolute prisoner. <strong>The</strong><br />
reason is that a buzzard always begins<br />
a flight from the ground with a run of 10<br />
to 12 feet. Without space to run, as is<br />
its habit, it will not even attempt to fly,<br />
but will remain a prisoner for life in a<br />
small jail with no top.<br />
THE BAT:<br />
<strong>The</strong> ordinary bat that flies around at<br />
night, a remarkable nimble creature in<br />
the air, cannot take off from a level<br />
place. If it is placed on the floor or flat<br />
ground, all it can do is shuffle about<br />
helplessly and no doubt, painfully, until<br />
it reaches some slight elevation from<br />
which it can throw itself into the air.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n, at once, it takes off like a flash.<br />
THE BUMBLEBEE:<br />
A bumblebee, if dropped into an open<br />
tumbler, will be there until it dies,<br />
unless it is taken out. It never sees the<br />
means of escape at the top, but persists<br />
in trying to find some way out<br />
through the sides near the bottom, It<br />
will seek a way where none exists, until<br />
it completely destroys itself.<br />
PEOPLE:<br />
In many ways, we are like the buzzard,<br />
the bat, and the bumblebee. We struggle<br />
about with all our problems and<br />
frustrations, never realizing that all we<br />
<br />
swer, the escape route and the solution<br />
to any problem! Just look up.<br />
-<br />
Why are there so many people who will<br />
say you should have known better than<br />
to do that after you do that, But most of<br />
them keep their mouth shut while you<br />
plan to do whatever in front of everybody.<br />
-<br />
Next deadline: Mon Jan 30, 4pm<br />
Need Help<br />
Developing a Web Site<br />
Call Carolyn 250-428-2919<br />
Email: marcarekk@gmail.com<br />
330 & 312 Cat<br />
Excavator For Hire<br />
Road Building Geothermal<br />
Brushing & Clearing Dugouts<br />
Call<br />
Gerald Holt<br />
428-6187<br />
References<br />
Available<br />
32 Yrs Exp
WANTED<br />
Wanted: Older camper, 8ft6in-9ft. 428-8985. 7<br />
Wanted: Bathroom support bars for a senior citizen.<br />
Jim 250-428-2481. 5<br />
Wanted: Low income senior needs table for six,<br />
free or reasonably priced. Also firm small<br />
recliner. 428-0764. 5<br />
Wanted: White fridge and stove, old traps, metal<br />
signs. 250-428-0614. 5<br />
Wanted: 6ft tiller, and chipper, both 3 pt hitch.<br />
250-480-9393. 5<br />
Wanted: Potato harvester and potato planter.<br />
428-9832. 9<br />
Wanted: 15in rims for Tracker or Sidekick.<br />
250-428-9559. 5<br />
Wanted: Cast iron frying pans, skillets, griddles,<br />
dutch ovens. 250-428-0614. 5<br />
Wanted: Biodiesel processing equipment etc.<br />
(prefer small scale 5-20gal) Ed 428-2828. 9<br />
Wanted: 40-48ft reefer van, tandem axle, roadworthy.<br />
250-428-5501. 7<br />
Wanted: 4ft x 8ft enclosed metal trailer for<br />
-866-6882. 5<br />
Wanted: New or partial rolls stucco wire.<br />
428-2892. 5<br />
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any<br />
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 5<br />
Wanted: Vitamix model 3600 or higher.<br />
428-2828. 51<br />
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.<br />
250-428-4020. 5<br />
Wanted: 410 shotgun, good cond. 428-2360. 15<br />
Wanted: New/used grey <br />
soffit, fascia and channel. 428-2828. 49<br />
Wanted: Chainsaws, any age, any make, or just<br />
parts, for future chainsaw museum. Donations<br />
are welcome. Non-profit venture by seniors.<br />
428-2360. kg<br />
Wanted: Lister diesel or China diesel engine,<br />
with or w/o generator. 428-2828. 37<br />
A 12 word classified ad is $3.<br />
Extra words 25¢ea. Per issue (2 weeks)<br />
<br />
Next deadline: MONDAY Jan 30, 4pm<br />
Trudi Mainville<br />
Independent Consultant CM ID 37425887<br />
For For AALL L L Your Scrapbooking<br />
and Card Making Supplies<br />
250-‐866-‐6833<br />
etfamily@wynndel.ca<br />
www.mycmsite.com/trudi<br />
Dean Bala<br />
Mortgage Broker<br />
DLC Whitehouse Mortgages<br />
Office: 250-402-9839<br />
Cell: 250-402-3903<br />
I work with over 90 different<br />
lenders to find you the best rates.<br />
dean_bala@yahoo.com<br />
www.deanbala.com<br />
One Loonie + One Toonie<br />
equals<br />
the best value around for your<br />
classified advertising dollar!<br />
ROOFING<br />
Page 9<br />
Math Square answers on pg. 6<br />
Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations.<br />
Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation.<br />
Remember order of operations; multiplication and<br />
division are done before addition and subtraction.<br />
<strong>Fun</strong> pape<br />
Sudoku Answer<br />
WANTED<br />
Will pick up unwanted/non-working solar collectors,<br />
wind generators, deep cycle/golf cart batteries,<br />
inverters, electric tractors etc-any condition.<br />
Ask for Ed 428-2828. 49<br />
HONEY DO<br />
list too long<br />
Done<br />
Handyman for Repairs,<br />
Renovations or Construction<br />
-428-<br />
WOLFGANG<br />
STIEF<br />
250-431-8692<br />
Free Estimates<br />
Long<br />
Distance<br />
&<br />
Local<br />
Moving<br />
Res: 866-5760<br />
Ph: 428-6701<br />
House<br />
&<br />
Yard<br />
Maintenance<br />
OVERHEAD DOOR<br />
Company of Creston<br />
Residential<br />
Commercial<br />
For ALL Repairs<br />
& Service Needs<br />
Gordon Hegland<br />
250-402-9818<br />
We Build Quality<br />
Handcrafted Cabinets<br />
& Furniture<br />
Call 250-428-3434<br />
<br />
Also install<br />
Blow-in Attic Insulation<br />
We Have Apples<br />
Mac Spartan Gala<br />
Orin Ambrosia<br />
Red Delicious Fuji<br />
Open 7 Days a Week Open All Winter<br />
SHUKIN ORCHARDS<br />
250-428-4884<br />
1½ mi east of Creston on Hwy 3<br />
Rent-a-Hubby<br />
Husband (wife) not very handy<br />
<br />
repair a husband (wife) would do.<br />
Also: Renovations, Roofing<br />
Installing Windows<br />
& Doors<br />
Decks & Patios<br />
Eavestrough Cleaning<br />
Dump Runs<br />
Call 428-5123<br />
Cell 402-9432
Beadazzled<br />
LAPIDARY SUPPLIES, PROSPECTING<br />
& GOLD MINING EQUIPMENT<br />
AUTHORIZED DEALER:<br />
Fisher Metal Detectors<br />
Garrett Metal Detectors<br />
Keene Mining Equipment<br />
Desert Fox Mining Equipment<br />
Estwing Prospector Hammers<br />
Lortone Lapidary Equipment<br />
Diamond Pacific<br />
Graves Lapidary Equipment<br />
Inland<br />
Covington Equipment<br />
Cab King<br />
We buy and sell used lapidary<br />
equipment and collections<br />
www.beadazzled.ca<br />
1217 Canyon Street<br />
250-428-4020<br />
FIREWOOD Cut & Split<br />
Delivered, or pick up at<br />
MOUNTAIN PARK RESORT<br />
4020 Hwy 3 250-428-2954<br />
Rita M. Patstone<br />
Certified General Acct<br />
Ph: 250-428-2662<br />
Cell: 250-254-2646<br />
email: ritap_cga@hotmail.ca<br />
Personal Taxes<br />
Corporate Taxes<br />
Business Consulting<br />
Bookkeeping<br />
<br />
Your home<br />
or office or<br />
my office in<br />
West Creston<br />
Organic Farm Fresh<br />
EGGS<br />
250-428-8636<br />
Call Jerry Hellens -18 yrs Experience<br />
Ph 428-3062<br />
Cell 428-1695<br />
<br />
Page 10<br />
M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: 3ft x 6ft pool table with balls & cues,<br />
$60. 250-428-0511. 5<br />
For Sale: 20in Citizen flat screen TV with new<br />
VHS/DVD player. Both $75 for quick sale. Like<br />
new. 250-428-2938. 5<br />
For Sale: Queen size mattress, good condition,<br />
clean, $75. Call eve & weekends 250-254-0168<br />
or 250-254-1207. 5<br />
For Sale: New bee equipment-supers, frames,<br />
tops, bottoms. 250-428-2665. 7<br />
Wanted: Bathroom support bars for a senior<br />
citizen. Jim 250-428-2481. 5<br />
For Sale: dining room table, solid teak with<br />
6 chairs. Table extends to seat 6 to 8 people.<br />
Chairs are newly refinished in blue<br />
fabric. $300. Call 866-8663. 5<br />
For Sale: Weslo treadmill, 0-10mph, $150.<br />
428-9884. 7<br />
For Sale: 8ft x 8ft wood garage door, complete,<br />
one window panel, $50. MF 35 tractor,<br />
3 pth, $2500. 250-402-3600. 5<br />
For Sale: Modern glass TV table $150.<br />
Double bed box spring & mattress $100.<br />
Wood glass end table $50. Computer chair<br />
$20. Ford tailgate box extender $100.<br />
428-3494. 5<br />
For Sale: Busy Bee floor mount drill press,<br />
5/8 capacity, 12 speed, $350. Busy Bee<br />
metal cutting band saw $250. Belt & disc<br />
sander, 6x48 belt, 9in disc, $400. All Trade<br />
bench mounted drill press, 5 speed, 24x20<br />
table, 2 way vise, $200. Belt sander grinder<br />
$150. Vise-6in swivel grinder $150. Vise-<br />
4in milling machine vise $150. Black &<br />
Decker 8in bench grinder, no grinding<br />
stones, $40. 4in bench vise $50. 4in milling<br />
machine vise $50. Rapid parts cleaner<br />
$300. Polishing well w/motor, shop built,<br />
$50. 250-428-3432. 5<br />
Next Classified Deadline:<br />
Monday Jan 30, 4pm<br />
3LS<br />
WATER SYSTEMS<br />
.<br />
Pumps Flow Testing<br />
Pressure Systems<br />
Water Conditioning<br />
Commercial Chlorination<br />
Systems<br />
~Sales & Service~<br />
John & DeAnna Ward<br />
250-428-9998<br />
250-402-0079<br />
Tree Topping Limbing<br />
Dangerous Tree Removal<br />
Falling<br />
Mobile Chipping Available<br />
Free Estimates Fully Insured<br />
M ISC E L L A N E O US<br />
For Sale: Medi-lift chair, 3 position, vinyl, guaranteed,<br />
$175. 250-223-8500. 5<br />
For Sale: Tool chest $25. Roll away cabinet $25.<br />
428-9688. 5<br />
For Sale: Pine beams, 4x6 to 6x8, 8ft to 16ft,<br />
starting at $6 ea. 1x6 and 1x8, 8ft to 16ft, starts at<br />
$2.50ea. Custom cutting also available. Organic<br />
wheat, rye, korazan. 428-3349. 7<br />
For Sale: 21in Yard machine snow blower, electric<br />
start, top condition, $200. 250-428-0132. 5<br />
For Sale: Winemaking equipment/supplies. 1-<br />
44L carboy $25. 3-20L carboys $10ea. Fermentation<br />
pail with lid and other equip $20. Brass<br />
faucet bottle cleaner $15. Bottle sulphier $15.<br />
Bottle tree $20. 2 hydrometers with jars $10 ea.<br />
Floating thermometer $10. 2 older Euro filters<br />
with 26 pads $40 for all. Air locks-fit 4 litre bottles,<br />
some screw top and some with rubber bung,<br />
take all for $20. 5 carboy air locks with bung,<br />
take all for $10. 11.5 dozen 750ml wine bottles,<br />
take all for $65. Also misc supplies-corks $10,<br />
shrink tops $5, sani cleaner $10. Please call<br />
Darren .250-428-8715. 5<br />
For Sale: Cherry wood for firewood or woodworking<br />
projects. Bring your pickup and chain<br />
saw. $40 a load. Paul 250-866-5247. 5<br />
For Sale: Hard spring wheat for feed, 40lb bag<br />
$9; cleaned for flour 40lb bag $15. 428-7351 or<br />
428-6788. 5<br />
For Sale: Ladies size 4-6, 2in1 waterproof purple<br />
winter coat. Gray/black reversible inner coat.<br />
Like new, worn once, mint condition. $30 obo.<br />
Call 428-2828 ask for Diana. 1<br />
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.<br />
250-428-4020. 49<br />
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any<br />
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 49<br />
Estate Sale: Two twin Niagara adjustable beds,<br />
one $500, one $800 mint cond, or $1200 for both.<br />
50in Hitachi TV with stand, rear projection, $100<br />
firm.428-2828. 49<br />
For Sale: Tub clamp grab bar $25.<br />
Raised toilet seat w/arms $30. 250-428-3578 49<br />
Erickson Community Association<br />
General Meeting<br />
will be held on Tuesday,<br />
January 31st at 7pm<br />
at the Doukhobor Hall,<br />
3411 E rickson Rd<br />
Guest speaker, Jasmine Lothien,<br />
will give a presentation on Transition<br />
Communities. All Erickson residents<br />
are welcome to attend. Come out and<br />
spend an evening with your friends<br />
and neighbors.<br />
Ron Hurry<br />
Master Goldsmith<br />
Buying Old GOLD!<br />
Paying<br />
Excellent<br />
Prices! =$<br />
or recycle to make<br />
a New Creation!<br />
at Cresteramics<br />
1022 Canyon St 250-428-5538
MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE<br />
For Sale: Feed oats and barley, 60lb bag $6.<br />
428-7351 or 428-6788. 7<br />
For Sale: 15 speed BRC boys bike, used very<br />
little. 250-866-5273. 5<br />
For Sale: Self cleaning gas range in good condition,<br />
$200. 428-7329. 5<br />
For sale: Far-Infrared sauna, B100 by Saunatec.<br />
Like new! Asking $1700. 250-402-6727. 5<br />
For Sale: White Maytag fridge, works great.<br />
Used only 2 years. 61inH x 28inW x 28inD<br />
(19.25 cu ft) Paid $850, asking $550. To view<br />
call 250-254-0168 or 250-402-6383. 5<br />
For Sale: Pack-n-Play pen $30. Highchair $20.<br />
Baby gates (3) $10 ea. 7ft cedar Fold-away<br />
Christmas tree with stand. Great looking artificial<br />
Christmas tree. Save a few trees! $75.<br />
Please phone 250-428-8715. 5<br />
Will pay cash for good used rock saws or any<br />
lapidary equipment. 250-428-4020. 5<br />
For Sale: Free range eggs near town. 428-8830. 5<br />
Will pay cash for rock and gem collections.<br />
250-428-4020. 5<br />
For Sale: Framed petti point pictures.<br />
428-3578. 51<br />
For Sale: Attention woodworkers - 1x6 x 2ft±<br />
boards, 25¢ each. Available at <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> office,<br />
3107 Hwy 3 Erickson. 428-2828 9<br />
Classifieds ads - 12 words for $3, per issue<br />
Next Classified Deadline: Mon Jan 30, 4pm<br />
Next Display Ad Deadline: F riday Jan 27<br />
Call for Display ad pricing 428-2828.<br />
<br />
Eyebrows. Pom pom on hat larger.<br />
Mouth on penguin. Design on scarf.<br />
Trunk on left tree. Left wing smaller.<br />
Cloud on right changed. Tree on right<br />
taller. Shoes darkened. Nose missing.<br />
Snowflake added on right. Eyes larger.<br />
Trunk added on right tree. Exclamation<br />
point missing. Bottom of sign<br />
added.<br />
CRYPTOGRAM<br />
21<br />
Figure out the phrase.<br />
Page 11<br />
G I V E A W A Y<br />
Giveaway: GE wall oven and flat top<br />
stove. 250-428-2938. 5<br />
Giveaway: Chesterfield, VG shape, stereo<br />
turntable, come and get it. 428-9884. 7<br />
F O UND<br />
SOLD!<br />
Found: IPod found at 7-Eleven. Call to indentify<br />
428-3578. 5<br />
Y A RD SA L ES/G A R A G E SA L ES<br />
Estate/Garage Sale: Bedroom suite, coffee<br />
tables, lamps, furniture etc. 519-10 Ave S.<br />
Sat Jan 21, 9-2. 5<br />
Classified Ad Deadlines-every second Monday<br />
Display Ad Deadlines-every second Friday<br />
New <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong> Hours: M-F 9-4<br />
Thanks for Making <strong>The</strong> <strong>Fun</strong> <strong>Pape</strong><br />
<br />
Did you know 4000 <br />
get distributed every two weeks<br />
<br />
office, 3107 Hwy 3, Erickson<br />
<br />
funpape.com is back online<br />
but without the stories...<br />
<br />
<br />
A sign at a fast food restaurant reads:<br />
<br />
Fascinated, I decided to give them a<br />
try. I was dismayed when the basket of<br />
fries was dripping with fat from the<br />
<br />
<br />
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-<br />
Next deadline: Mon Jan 30, 4pm<br />
Last Issue Answer: A friend is one who walks in<br />
when the rest of the world walks out.<br />
fix<br />
We<br />
computers<br />
E D A L<br />
COMPUTER CENTRE<br />
215-33 Ave. S. (Hwy 3) Erickson<br />
250-428-4419<br />
Valley View Baptist Church<br />
Jude 21<br />
SUNDAY<br />
<br />
Morning Worship<br />
<br />
WEDNESDAY<br />
<br />
Pastor Jeff Friesen<br />
234 36 Avenue N. 428-4861<br />
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CLASSIFIED AD RULES<br />
Private ads only (no business related*):<br />
12 words, $3 per issue. Extra words 25¢ each.<br />
Bolded words 50¢ each. Includes HST. Drop off<br />
ads at 3107 Hwy. 3 Erickson, at the office (VISA,<br />
MC, or DEBIT) or ad drop box, or phone in ads,<br />
428-2828 and pay by VISA or MC<br />
(50¢ extra charge-if ad total less than $10)<br />
Businesses will need to purchase a<br />
DISPLAY AD first before using classifieds.<br />
* exception-farming, if no similar display advertiser<br />
<strong>The</strong> publisher reserves right to accept or reject any ad<br />
- Economical<br />
- Total<br />
Coverage<br />
- Convenient<br />
- Exclusive<br />
- Accepted<br />
Greater<br />
Creston<br />
Home Based<br />
Business<br />
Directory<br />
Spring & Summer<br />
2012<br />
24 years serving Creston & area!<br />
If you operate a business<br />
based out of your home, call<br />
Cindy at 428-2828 to advertise<br />
in the only business directory<br />
exclusively for home based<br />
business people.<br />
DEADLINE: March 2nd, 2012<br />
<br />
24 years serving Creston & area!<br />
<br />
Heating & Ventilation<br />
Full Range of Heat Pumps,<br />
Air Conditioners & Ductless Heating Systems<br />
High Efficiency Wood Stoves & Stove Pipe<br />
Stainless Steel Railings<br />
Custom Made to Your Specs<br />
<br />
250-866-5247 250-402-8957<br />
bookkeeping & payroll services<br />
Melanie Bright<br />
250.254.0434<br />
Visit our new location,<br />
upstairs at 1118 Canyon St<br />
(in the Pharmasave Bldg)<br />
Let us worry about it!
Affordable Accounting Solutions<br />
Ph 250-402-6277<br />
Fax 250-428-2067<br />
1005 Canyon St.<br />
denne@denneahlefeldcga.ca<br />
<strong>The</strong> Right H ome<br />
Right H e re<br />
Right N ow<br />
Looking for a<br />
new home at an<br />
affordable price<br />
Consider<br />
Stratford Homes.<br />
Customer satisfaction starts with a qualitymade<br />
home, complete with a 10 year<br />
structural warranty. Stratford Homes<br />
manufactures custom modular homes to<br />
your specifications, offering beautiful floor<br />
plans, designed to fit your individual needs.<br />
Volume purchases of high quality materials<br />
and the use of efficient production methods<br />
<br />
passed on to you.<br />
Tom Morris-Authorized Builder/ Dealer<br />
Serving the Kootenays<br />
Acron Construction Creston BC<br />
250-428-2071<br />
MUCH MORE<br />
Than a Welding Shop!<br />
Come inside the STORE...<br />
We have everything from<br />
<br />
EXPANDED MARINE<br />
INVENTORY<br />
ATV Supplies<br />
Lawn Mowers & Trimmers<br />
Tillers & Chain Saws<br />
Boat Repairs<br />
Safety Clothing<br />
.<br />
<br />
we can get it!<br />
COMFORT<br />
WELDING LTD<br />
120 Collis St<br />
428-7464<br />
VEHICLES and Related Goods<br />
For Sale: 1999 Chev Astro van, 7 pass,<br />
207,000km. Good cond inside and out. $2800<br />
obo. 250-428-4000. 5<br />
For Sale: 2005 Toyota Matrix XR, 179,000km,<br />
standard, loaded. c/w snows on rims. $8000 obo.<br />
250-428-8460. 5<br />
For Sale: 1981-84 Ford pickup parts.<br />
250-428-4000. 5<br />
For Sale: 1995 F150XL, 302, 5 spd std, 4x4, ext<br />
cab, canopy, $3200. 428-9884. 7<br />
For Sale: 8x10 tilt deck skidoo/quad trailer with<br />
hand winch, $1500 obo. 250-428-8460. 5<br />
Estate Sale: 1988 Ford F250, V8, standard, 4x4,<br />
needs TLC, $1100. 428-2828. 9<br />
I had moved to Saskatchewan from Alberta,<br />
and at that time a vehicle inspection<br />
was required to register my car. I was nervous;<br />
my car was in rough shape. I thought<br />
<br />
Any number of problems might turn up that<br />
would be expensive to fix. I drove down a<br />
country road and found a garage that had<br />
an inspection sign. When I told the mechanic<br />
what I needed, he circled the car,<br />
turned on the lights and honked the horn.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n he attached a new sticker and asked<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
AUCTION<br />
Wed. Jan 25th 7pm<br />
740 Industrial Rd #1<br />
Cranbrook<br />
TOOLS, FURNITURE<br />
COLLECTIBLES<br />
AABCO Auction<br />
250-426-0416<br />
<br />
Oooops! I knew I<br />
should have had<br />
that mattress<br />
fixed.<br />
2012<br />
VEHICLES and Related Goods<br />
For Sale: 2005 30ft Okanagan 5th wheel, fully<br />
loaded, 4 season. 2004 Duramax, fully loaded,<br />
4dr, shortbox, 180,000km. $45,000 for both.<br />
1-250-937-9146. 7<br />
For Sale: 2002 Ford Taurus, 130,000km, 2 sets<br />
new tires, new transaxles and front brakes. $5500<br />
firm. 250-402-6612. 5<br />
For Sale: Low Rider tonneau cover, fits GM or<br />
Chev from 99-07 shortbox, $200.<br />
250-428-0108. 7<br />
For Sale: 2005 PT Cruiser, 55,000km, new tires,<br />
new battery. $7900. 250-402-6612. 5<br />
For Sale: Massey side bar mower $500. Troybilt<br />
rototiller $500. 135 gal Tidy Tank $100. Goodyear<br />
tractor tire 13.6-24 $250. Cedar hot tub<br />
$2500. 33ft Holiday trailer $2500.<br />
250-866-5582. 5<br />
For Sale: 2007 Yaris, 4dr, 4 Michelin X-Ice<br />
snow tires, $7950. John Harrison 250-428-9630.<br />
For Sale: Three 1977 El Caminos, best offer.<br />
1970 Chev pick up, 350 motor, $6000 obo.<br />
428-7003. 5<br />
For Sale: 1978 Chev station wagon, best offer.<br />
1984 Chev Astro ext van, best offer. 428-7003. 5<br />
For Sale: Four new, never mounted Firestone<br />
Winterforce 265/75R16 studded 4 ply, $750 obo.<br />
250-254-0952. 7<br />
For Sale: 1979 Chev Malibu, 4 dr, $150 obo.<br />
1977 Sierra 4x4 pickup $500 firm. 428-7003. 5<br />
For Sale: 1956 Chev fenders and hood, 6 cylinder,<br />
extra short box, best offer. 428-7003. 5<br />
For Sale: Four Mastercraft snow tires,<br />
235/75R15, used one winter, $400.<br />
250-428-8840. 5<br />
For Sale: 1990 Bronco II 4x4 auto, 220,000km,<br />
front brakes, drive shaft, water pump @<br />
200,000km, $1500 obo. 1990 Skidoo Safari<br />
250cc, $800 obo. 1987 Yamaha Enticer 340cc,<br />
$1000 obo. 1996 Yamaha Big Bear 4x2 ATV<br />
350cc, 3100km, $3500 obo, includes snowblade,<br />
extra tires. 250-866-5274. 5<br />
Kepke Excavating<br />
<br />
<br />
NEW-Dump Box Trailer Rental<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Call Ron Kepke<br />
Ph 250-428-4306 Cell 250-428-1973