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“You’re glowing!” <strong>the</strong> saleswoman exclaimed.<br />
Oc<strong>to</strong>ber, 2007 EXPOSED 9<br />
“I’m sweating.” I replied.<br />
In fact, forget mandating sex education in schools. Just<br />
strap one of those bellies on<strong>to</strong> high school girls, stuff<br />
<strong>the</strong>m in a sun dress, and force <strong>the</strong>m <strong>to</strong> contemplate <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
reflection in a three-way mirror. They’ll never <strong>to</strong>uch a<br />
boy again.<br />
Or better yet, have <strong>the</strong>m tag along <strong>to</strong> an OB/Gyn appointment.<br />
My sister’s seven month check-up happened <strong>to</strong> fall<br />
on my 23rd birthday. Because I was in <strong>to</strong>wn and had<br />
nothing better <strong>to</strong> do, I agreed <strong>to</strong> ac<strong>com</strong>pany her <strong>to</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
appointment.<br />
An appointment I <strong>to</strong>tally lost interest in after <strong>the</strong> doc<strong>to</strong>r<br />
astutely remarked that Emily and I looked so much alike<br />
she could hardly tell which one of us was pregnant.<br />
Sou<strong>the</strong>rn Minnesota’s<br />
School of Choice<br />
Courses offered:<br />
• Cosme<strong>to</strong>logy<br />
• Esthiology (Skin Therapist)<br />
• Nail Technology<br />
That’s right, I said seven month check-up.<br />
The last month of Emily’s pregnancy happened <strong>to</strong> be an<br />
unusually busy time in my life. I was set <strong>to</strong> close on my<br />
first home purchase on <strong>the</strong> 16th of December and <strong>the</strong>n<br />
had a big holiday housewarming party planned for <strong>the</strong><br />
23rd.<br />
“Emily,” I said <strong>to</strong> her one November afternoon, “if you<br />
love me you won’t go in<strong>to</strong> labor on <strong>the</strong> 16th or 23rd.<br />
Seriously, just forget <strong>the</strong> cas<strong>to</strong>r oil and keep your legs<br />
crossed till Christmas.”<br />
Rivercenter Plaza<br />
1629 North Broadway Suite 7<br />
Rochester, MN 55906 • 507.280.6910<br />
www.nova-academy.<strong>com</strong><br />
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Oliver was born at 11:30 p.m. on December 23rd, 2005.<br />
I’m not going <strong>to</strong> lie, having a baby around was a huge<br />
adjustment. Not that he really did a whole lot at first.<br />
I actually wasn’t quite sure what<br />
<strong>to</strong> do with him.<br />
Eventually, once Oliver’s skull hardened and I could<br />
<strong>to</strong>uch him without having <strong>to</strong> worry about bruising his<br />
brain (I read that in a book somewhere), my awkwardness<br />
gave way <strong>to</strong> genuine adoration. I spoon fed him<br />
green bean pulp, set his picture as my desk<strong>to</strong>p background,<br />
risked bodily harm by shopping at a <strong>to</strong>y s<strong>to</strong>re<br />
during Christmas season, and yes, I even changed his<br />
diaper once.<br />
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BUSINESS<br />
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Naturally, I’ve declared myself <strong>the</strong> best aunt ever.<br />
Sarah Shonyo is a Rochester native who swore she’d never<br />
move back. But did.<br />
Pho<strong>to</strong>s by Exposed’s Amber Stammen<br />
call 507-281-7437<br />
for Stacie Hammer<br />
or email her at<br />
stacie@rochesterexposed.<strong>com</strong><br />
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