There were families in Canada that were prosecuted ... - Memewar

If You Say Churchill,
You’re Lying
Neal Kansy
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If you could meet any historical figure, dead or alive, who would it be?
Most people say Einstein or Ghandi or some stuff like that. I tell you who I’d meet. It’d be Al Baxter. Don’t recognize the name? You’re
probably trying to figure out what he accomplished. Nothing. Al Baxter is a useless piece of crap who never did one worthwhile thing his whole
goddamn life.
So, why do I want to meet him? Because he friggin’ owes me 200 friggin’ bucks, that’s why! Yeah, that’s right. He’s a guy that sublet my place
for a couple months ‘bout 4 years ago. He moves out, says he’ll mail a cheque for the 200 bucks he still owes me. What does this loser do? He
writes no cheque, which he puts in no envelope, which he doesn’t mail. I should know, I check my mailbox. I’m not one of those people, you
know the kind, they don’t check their mail. I do. I know what’s what. So I’d love to meet this guy Al Baxter and ask him “Hey! Where’s my 200
bucks? What did you do, stick your ass in a microwave?”
Yeah, yeah, I know Einstein and Ghandi did some pretty amazing stuff, but unless they can tell me how to find Al Baxter, I’m not interested.
Don’t get me wrong, Ghandi and Einey are great guys and if they have 200 bucks they wanna give me, they can call me anytime.Yeah, their
thoughts on the universe and world peace might be interesting, but I wanna know Baxter’s thoughts on why he screwed me on my 200 bucks. I
swear, I’d like to get civilly disobedient on his ass. Oh, and Napoleon, don’t think I’ve forgotten about that weed whacker you borrowed.
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