journal of the churchill center and societies - Winston Churchill
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Wit&<br />
Wisdom /<br />
LUCE LUCID ON LEONARD<br />
In an article entitled "10<br />
Friends," Forbes FYI (supplement to<br />
<strong>the</strong> regular Forbes magazine), Autumn<br />
2000, William E Buckley, Jr. pr<strong>of</strong>iles<br />
Clare Boo<strong>the</strong> Luce, relating a story that<br />
Mrs. Luce apparently told him.<br />
-Scott Mantsch<br />
"She interwove, with her<br />
instructions on how to paint, recollections<br />
<strong>of</strong> her experience with canvas<br />
<strong>and</strong> oils. Just after <strong>the</strong> war she went<br />
with her husb<strong>and</strong> to Engl<strong>and</strong> <strong>and</strong><br />
spent <strong>the</strong> weekend with <strong>Winston</strong><br />
Leonard Spencer <strong>Churchill</strong> at<br />
Chartwell. 'I tried to be especially<br />
ingratiating because Harry [Luce]<br />
wanted U.S. rights for Life magazine<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>Churchill</strong>'s war memoirs. So passing<br />
through one gallery I said, "These<br />
are wonderful paintings." He said,<br />
"I'm glad you like <strong>the</strong>m, but only one<br />
<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>m is painted by me."'<br />
"She flashed her sly, infectious<br />
smile, <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong>n a little snort <strong>of</strong> laughter.<br />
'I thought, Oh dear, that makes<br />
me sound very sycophantic. I asked<br />
which one was his, <strong>and</strong> he pointed to<br />
a pastoral scene, a field <strong>of</strong> some sort.<br />
I thought I'd better do something to<br />
establish my critical independence. I<br />
said I liked it but I thought it was<br />
too—placid, lacking in movement.<br />
Three weeks later in New York <strong>the</strong><br />
same painting arrived, but on it were<br />
three sheep bouncing about. His note<br />
read, 'Is that any better' Harry told<br />
me later that my effrontery probably<br />
ended up costing Time Inc. $ 1 million<br />
more than <strong>the</strong>y'd have had to<br />
pay for his memoirs."<br />
THE SHORT-SNORTERS<br />
Mark Weber, Tucson, Arizona,<br />
advises that <strong>Churchill</strong> was a Short-<br />
Snorter according to Michael Daunt<br />
OBE, a test pilot for <strong>the</strong> early<br />
Gloucester jet aircraft in 1942-43.<br />
On 19 April 1943 a demo <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
plane was laid on for <strong>Churchill</strong>.<br />
Daunt states: "Not very many<br />
pilots had <strong>the</strong>n flown <strong>the</strong> Atlantic or<br />
Pacific Oceans; those that had started<br />
up <strong>the</strong> Short-Snorter Club. Each<br />
member carried a dollar bill on<br />
which was written his name <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
fact that he was a Short-Snorter. If it<br />
so happened that one or two members<br />
were ga<strong>the</strong>red toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>and</strong> one<br />
failed to produce his bill, he <strong>the</strong>n<br />
had to buy drinks for all present.<br />
Short-Snorters meeting for <strong>the</strong> first<br />
time would not only challenge, but<br />
also sign each o<strong>the</strong>rs' dollar bill." On<br />
this flight, Daunt taxied back to<br />
where <strong>Churchill</strong> was st<strong>and</strong>ing <strong>and</strong><br />
was introduced to him. Having<br />
heard that WSC was an Honorary<br />
Member <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Short-Snorters Club,<br />
he asked if <strong>the</strong> PM had his dollar<br />
bill, <strong>and</strong> would he honour him with<br />
a signature <strong>Churchill</strong> produced his<br />
bill <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong>y exchanged signatures.<br />
Mark has found Daunt's $ 1<br />
Canadian bill with Daunt's name <strong>and</strong><br />
"Short Snorter April 14. 1943." There<br />
are at least nineteen signatures on <strong>the</strong><br />
bill, including "W S <strong>Churchill</strong>."<br />
Mark reminds us <strong>of</strong> a similar<br />
honor, <strong>the</strong> Loyal Order <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Winkle, <strong>of</strong> which <strong>Churchill</strong> was also<br />
a member, having received his winkle<br />
in Hastings, a scene pictured in<br />
Finest Hour awhile back (perhaps<br />
someone will remind us where).<br />
<strong>Churchill</strong> was obliged always to carry<br />
his winkle. If ano<strong>the</strong>r member was to<br />
comm<strong>and</strong>, "Winkle Up," any member<br />
unable to produce his winkle had<br />
to buy drinks for <strong>the</strong> assembly. The<br />
Duke <strong>of</strong> Edinburgh was among <strong>the</strong><br />
club's distinguished members. It is<br />
not on record that <strong>Churchill</strong> was<br />
ever called upon to "Winkle Up,"<br />
but if he were he would surely fail,<br />
since he rarely bo<strong>the</strong>red to carry<br />
change in his pocket....<br />
Which suggests as ephemeral<br />
<strong>the</strong> lovely story about Lloyd George<br />
outside <strong>the</strong> Chamber <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> House<br />
<strong>of</strong> Commons, accosting <strong>the</strong> passing<br />
<strong>Churchill</strong> at one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> newly<br />
installed pay-telephones: "<strong>Winston</strong>,<br />
can you loan me sixpence so I can<br />
ring a friend" <strong>Churchill</strong> (after a<br />
lengthy display <strong>of</strong> fishing in his<br />
pockets): "Here, David, is a shilling<br />
—now you can ring all your friends."<br />
DEFINITELY AW OUR MAN<br />
At a shop<br />
in Woodstock,<br />
Oxford,<br />
<strong>Churchill</strong><br />
Center<br />
treasurer<br />
Craig<br />
Horn had<br />
<strong>the</strong> good<br />
taste to<br />
pass up<br />
this postcard,<br />
c.l 914 <strong>and</strong> captioned "Young<br />
<strong>Winston</strong>. Our First Lord." The editor,<br />
clearly with no taste or propriety<br />
at all, paid £5 for it, sent a copy to<br />
Lady Soames, <strong>and</strong> stood back. Her<br />
reply: "I am sorry you wasted £5 on<br />
that totally un-lookalike picture supposedly<br />
<strong>of</strong> my fa<strong>the</strong>r in infancy—<br />
revolting little child not remotely<br />
alike, <strong>and</strong> dressed all wrong for <strong>the</strong><br />
period! I am ashamed <strong>of</strong> you!" The<br />
editor protested that he bought <strong>the</strong><br />
card as a public service to remove it<br />
from <strong>the</strong> market. Lady Soames was<br />
not impressed. Barnum was right:<br />
<strong>the</strong>re's a sucker born every minute. Mi<br />
FINEST HOUR 108/28