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journal of the churchill center and societies - Winston Churchill

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Wit&<br />

Wisdom /<br />

LUCE LUCID ON LEONARD<br />

In an article entitled "10<br />

Friends," Forbes FYI (supplement to<br />

<strong>the</strong> regular Forbes magazine), Autumn<br />

2000, William E Buckley, Jr. pr<strong>of</strong>iles<br />

Clare Boo<strong>the</strong> Luce, relating a story that<br />

Mrs. Luce apparently told him.<br />

-Scott Mantsch<br />

"She interwove, with her<br />

instructions on how to paint, recollections<br />

<strong>of</strong> her experience with canvas<br />

<strong>and</strong> oils. Just after <strong>the</strong> war she went<br />

with her husb<strong>and</strong> to Engl<strong>and</strong> <strong>and</strong><br />

spent <strong>the</strong> weekend with <strong>Winston</strong><br />

Leonard Spencer <strong>Churchill</strong> at<br />

Chartwell. 'I tried to be especially<br />

ingratiating because Harry [Luce]<br />

wanted U.S. rights for Life magazine<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>Churchill</strong>'s war memoirs. So passing<br />

through one gallery I said, "These<br />

are wonderful paintings." He said,<br />

"I'm glad you like <strong>the</strong>m, but only one<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>m is painted by me."'<br />

"She flashed her sly, infectious<br />

smile, <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong>n a little snort <strong>of</strong> laughter.<br />

'I thought, Oh dear, that makes<br />

me sound very sycophantic. I asked<br />

which one was his, <strong>and</strong> he pointed to<br />

a pastoral scene, a field <strong>of</strong> some sort.<br />

I thought I'd better do something to<br />

establish my critical independence. I<br />

said I liked it but I thought it was<br />

too—placid, lacking in movement.<br />

Three weeks later in New York <strong>the</strong><br />

same painting arrived, but on it were<br />

three sheep bouncing about. His note<br />

read, 'Is that any better' Harry told<br />

me later that my effrontery probably<br />

ended up costing Time Inc. $ 1 million<br />

more than <strong>the</strong>y'd have had to<br />

pay for his memoirs."<br />

THE SHORT-SNORTERS<br />

Mark Weber, Tucson, Arizona,<br />

advises that <strong>Churchill</strong> was a Short-<br />

Snorter according to Michael Daunt<br />

OBE, a test pilot for <strong>the</strong> early<br />

Gloucester jet aircraft in 1942-43.<br />

On 19 April 1943 a demo <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

plane was laid on for <strong>Churchill</strong>.<br />

Daunt states: "Not very many<br />

pilots had <strong>the</strong>n flown <strong>the</strong> Atlantic or<br />

Pacific Oceans; those that had started<br />

up <strong>the</strong> Short-Snorter Club. Each<br />

member carried a dollar bill on<br />

which was written his name <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

fact that he was a Short-Snorter. If it<br />

so happened that one or two members<br />

were ga<strong>the</strong>red toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>and</strong> one<br />

failed to produce his bill, he <strong>the</strong>n<br />

had to buy drinks for all present.<br />

Short-Snorters meeting for <strong>the</strong> first<br />

time would not only challenge, but<br />

also sign each o<strong>the</strong>rs' dollar bill." On<br />

this flight, Daunt taxied back to<br />

where <strong>Churchill</strong> was st<strong>and</strong>ing <strong>and</strong><br />

was introduced to him. Having<br />

heard that WSC was an Honorary<br />

Member <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Short-Snorters Club,<br />

he asked if <strong>the</strong> PM had his dollar<br />

bill, <strong>and</strong> would he honour him with<br />

a signature <strong>Churchill</strong> produced his<br />

bill <strong>and</strong> <strong>the</strong>y exchanged signatures.<br />

Mark has found Daunt's $ 1<br />

Canadian bill with Daunt's name <strong>and</strong><br />

"Short Snorter April 14. 1943." There<br />

are at least nineteen signatures on <strong>the</strong><br />

bill, including "W S <strong>Churchill</strong>."<br />

Mark reminds us <strong>of</strong> a similar<br />

honor, <strong>the</strong> Loyal Order <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

Winkle, <strong>of</strong> which <strong>Churchill</strong> was also<br />

a member, having received his winkle<br />

in Hastings, a scene pictured in<br />

Finest Hour awhile back (perhaps<br />

someone will remind us where).<br />

<strong>Churchill</strong> was obliged always to carry<br />

his winkle. If ano<strong>the</strong>r member was to<br />

comm<strong>and</strong>, "Winkle Up," any member<br />

unable to produce his winkle had<br />

to buy drinks for <strong>the</strong> assembly. The<br />

Duke <strong>of</strong> Edinburgh was among <strong>the</strong><br />

club's distinguished members. It is<br />

not on record that <strong>Churchill</strong> was<br />

ever called upon to "Winkle Up,"<br />

but if he were he would surely fail,<br />

since he rarely bo<strong>the</strong>red to carry<br />

change in his pocket....<br />

Which suggests as ephemeral<br />

<strong>the</strong> lovely story about Lloyd George<br />

outside <strong>the</strong> Chamber <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> House<br />

<strong>of</strong> Commons, accosting <strong>the</strong> passing<br />

<strong>Churchill</strong> at one <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> newly<br />

installed pay-telephones: "<strong>Winston</strong>,<br />

can you loan me sixpence so I can<br />

ring a friend" <strong>Churchill</strong> (after a<br />

lengthy display <strong>of</strong> fishing in his<br />

pockets): "Here, David, is a shilling<br />

—now you can ring all your friends."<br />

DEFINITELY AW OUR MAN<br />

At a shop<br />

in Woodstock,<br />

Oxford,<br />

<strong>Churchill</strong><br />

Center<br />

treasurer<br />

Craig<br />

Horn had<br />

<strong>the</strong> good<br />

taste to<br />

pass up<br />

this postcard,<br />

c.l 914 <strong>and</strong> captioned "Young<br />

<strong>Winston</strong>. Our First Lord." The editor,<br />

clearly with no taste or propriety<br />

at all, paid £5 for it, sent a copy to<br />

Lady Soames, <strong>and</strong> stood back. Her<br />

reply: "I am sorry you wasted £5 on<br />

that totally un-lookalike picture supposedly<br />

<strong>of</strong> my fa<strong>the</strong>r in infancy—<br />

revolting little child not remotely<br />

alike, <strong>and</strong> dressed all wrong for <strong>the</strong><br />

period! I am ashamed <strong>of</strong> you!" The<br />

editor protested that he bought <strong>the</strong><br />

card as a public service to remove it<br />

from <strong>the</strong> market. Lady Soames was<br />

not impressed. Barnum was right:<br />

<strong>the</strong>re's a sucker born every minute. Mi<br />

FINEST HOUR 108/28

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