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The wine delusion

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as expensive or cheap based on taste alone is 50:50. <strong>The</strong> same odds as flipping a coin.<br />

So bizarre is the <strong>wine</strong> market that is refuses to accommodate even the most basic law of<br />

economics. Which is, people buy more when the prices are low and less when the prices<br />

are high. Economists call this principle, ‘law of demand’. Because <strong>wine</strong> is unlike a typical<br />

good, its audience, the ‘loyals’, the ‘snobs’ and the ‘conspicuous’, often violate the law of<br />

demand while making decisions. For instance, the loyals may not buy more or buy less with<br />

change in prices; the snobs may not buy more when prices fall; the conspicuous would buy<br />

more when prices rise (Thornton, 2009, pp. 219­21).<br />

<strong>The</strong> elixir of snobs<br />

<strong>The</strong>re are over 15,000 <strong>wine</strong> products to choose from. No other industry offers<br />

people so many choices (Thornton, 2013, p. 3). People believe these products have<br />

different characteristics. Such is its toll on the human capacity, leaving people confused.<br />

Perhaps its confusion is an intended illusion, a trick. For <strong>wine</strong> comes in just two colours:<br />

red and white. And yet, it seems so hard to pick one. So hard that the English poet<br />

Kingsley thought ‘Red or white?’ were the three most depressing words in the English<br />

language (Sutherland, 2014). So, why is <strong>wine</strong> still popular? Why are people taking so much<br />

trouble drinking a drink so confusing? One that people can never get their heads around,<br />

let alone have the confidence to complain. Perhaps the <strong>wine</strong> market thrives itself on<br />

confusion at the expense of clarity. A startup named Vinetrade set up a simple site for<br />

people to buy and sell <strong>wine</strong>s online. Vinetrade soon had to shut down because people<br />

resisted ordering <strong>wine</strong> online. Turns out, that the whole online thing killed the joy of being<br />

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