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Apple Dipped in Honey: For a Sweet New Year! - Jews in Green

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NATIONALLiberator.I“Me and mydaddy have aspecialconnectionthat can't bebroken bynobody ornoth<strong>in</strong>g thathappens, nomatterwhat!!!”By daughterShelbyJewish HumorThe OptimistA group of elderly, retired men gathers each morn<strong>in</strong>g at a cafe <strong>in</strong> Tel Aviv. They dr<strong>in</strong>k coffee and sitfor hours discuss<strong>in</strong>g the world situation. Given the state of the world, their talks usually are depress<strong>in</strong>g.One day, one of the men startles the others by announc<strong>in</strong>g, "You know what? I am an optimist.”The others are shocked, but then one of them smells someth<strong>in</strong>g fishy. "Wait a m<strong>in</strong>ute!" he says.“If you are an optimist, why do you look so worried?""You th<strong>in</strong>k it is easy to be an optimist?”SodukuAnswers(from page 19)9 1 5 4 7 2 8 6 38 7 4 6 3 9 1 2 52 6 3 8 5 1 9 4 77 8 2 5 4 6 3 9 13 9 6 2 1 8 7 5 44 5 1 3 9 7 2 8 66 4 9 7 2 3 5 1 85 2 7 1 8 4 6 3 91 3 8 9 6 5 4 7 2גהזא‏ִדוחטבוב‏ִדטהחאגזחאטגזבהו‏ִדבטאוחזג‏ִדהזגה‏ִדאטבחו‏ִדוחהבגזאטה‏ִדגבואטזחאזוחטה‏ִדבגטחבזג‏ִדוהאVOL. XII NO. 129 ELUL 5767-TISHREI 5768 / FALL 200729

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