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Issue 51 - University of Surrey's Student Union

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Features Editor: Ellis Taylor | Copy Editor: Tessa MorganThe Stag | Wednesday 14 th November 2012FEATURES 17GamesAnswers in the next edition <strong>of</strong> The Stag. Send correct answers to letters@thestagsurrey.co.uk to get a mention in the paper.Last Week’s Sudoku5 3 6 2 8 9 4 7 18 1 9 4 5 7 2 6 3WordsearchF T R A R H B U R G L A R Y BT Y K A M N R A U O E S L J WW Q U D G E I U B L T M V N O7 2 4 3 1 6 8 9 52 7 5 9 3 8 1 4 66 9 8 1 7 4 5 3 23 4 1 6 2 5 9 8 79 8 7 5 6 1 3 2 41 6 2 8 4 3 7 5 94 5 3 7 9 2 6 1 8Don’t worry, we’ll give you a new suduko next week!WEHAVE AWINNER!Olivia Crittenden, Applied Psychology and Sociology student,was so desperate to win the £50 Boux Avenue voucher thatwe at The Stag felt there was no option other than to award itto her! Thank you for your honest entry Olivia, enjoy!“I deserve to win the Boux Avenue vouchers for a multitude <strong>of</strong> reasons and I shalllist them according to importance.1. I am currently single and if I get myself some real nice underwear maybe peoplewill be able to see past my awful personality and quite frankly relentless halitosis,and appreciate the person inside the shell suit.2. I currently own 3 bras, one <strong>of</strong> which is grey in colour and has a hole in it, oneused to be white but is now also grey and has a hole in it and the third is incrediblywhite however has a grip like that <strong>of</strong> a boa constrictor and should only be worn incase <strong>of</strong> emergency and severe need <strong>of</strong> a busty lift.3. I don’t have the money to shop in Boux Avenue currently because I’m a poor,desperate student but I’d love to walk in and wipe the smug look <strong>of</strong> the shop assistant’sface when I turn up with a £50 voucher and proclaim I won it from practicallybegging. It’s like inviting a tramp into the Radisson, class clash at its finest.I was considering writing some more lewd reasons as to why I should win thevoucher but as they say the best arguments come in three so I shall leave youwith one final thought. If I win the voucher, I will immediately head down to Boux,purchase some rather fetching underwear and head home. I will then put on saidunderwear and immediately put Jessie J’s ‘Domino’ on and dance on my bed. Andyou, The Stag, would be bringing me this pleasure.“I L O Y I Q E S D G J O P U NT H P W D S H O P P I N G T DT A B A L C O H O L P E F E EE L W R Q S B I R A D Y H A RR L C T U C S A Z O J L K M LC O A H P O Y O K M N G R S AU W E T U S Q C A I T B I U NU E E N L T O Z L X A P T R DQ E H A E U R I L I O O G R PC N A R S M T P L K N B S E AU T O T Y E V Q H A R G C Y ZA E P O R Y M T I H O C L A XARTHALLOWEENCOSTUMEMONEYRAGCYCLINGALCOHOLTEAM SURREYTWITTERSHOPPINGBURGLARYWONDERLANDF U F A I R Y T A L E S K C TX V H W X B N E P A L O P Y CE I O R O U G H P A T C H U OR N A U W N K R V C M M J E UH T W E I O D J Q E A I F V RC A S I N O B X N E R D H T SL G I E T J R D B Q R F F I EG E V H E N E L Z R O W B K WP U I D R E A C S V W Y G N OE B N R E S K M J I L M V A RN Z X P L N F R O T C K I S KS W E A P L A C E M E N T S PO K X Z Q L S L O O F D N U XC F Y D R R T J I Y E V E T SG J U R S C V T W Q P I S S BVINTAGEPLACEMENTNEPALMARROWBREAKFASTCOURSEWORKVETSCASINOWINTERFAIRYTALESPEN SOCROUGH PATCH

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