Tftl~fEftTHERSFirst in a new seriesof irreverent columnsbyP~flTYPUSAre Glider Pilots Mad?(See last issue. p306)For Or Brennig James, self-confessed hero of innumerable(but not untold) gliding escapades 'in many countries, includingan abortive and rllinousexpedition to the Himalayas (where the·inscr\ltable local rulers rendered him every assist1lnce short ofactual help) to suggest that his fellow glider pilots may not haveall the marbles Ihal God gave them, verges, some would say, onrhutzpah. (See the last issue, p·306.) The burden of Doe James'sargument, in case you are interested,is thal by ftyiAg a motorglider (HI a 'light throttle you can get 40: I and obviate the needfor a £ 14 000 racing ship. A bit more power and you emulate thebest the OpeA Class can tlilrow at you. Hm. The I'etlllclio (/dabSlIl'dulI1 of that logic is to pack all the Booker members inlo a747 (or beller still, a OC·IO, suggests a Ollnstable pilot) and flyAs to cost I was impressed by ,the argument of the distinguishedPror R. Eppler'" that for the cos·t of a napped 15 metrewing one can build a much more efficient 'Unflapped wing of 18metres, or more. A 1981 equivalent of the Dart 17 or SH K willnot be buill however, because there .is no pl~H:e for them inNational and International contests. A pity, since it wouldalmost certainly be the most efJicient machine by the criteria Ihave suggested. !'vejust had a thought: why don't we persuadethe owner of an ASW-20L to tly with lip extensions but withr-I~~9~~GUD~. ~~:rERNATIONALuthe whole show round the world on a light throttle. The cost perpassenger mile would be far cheaper than gliding. I'm surethere's a flaw -there somewhere, but 1'm Ilot sure what it is.Neverthe'less the strange thirngs that Brennig says usuallyhave embedded in them some nugget of truth: in this case he israising Ihe valid questions, are we paying an unnecessarily highIprice for p~rformance these days and what is the most costeffectiveway of covering the ground in soaring Oight?An incomplete allsw,er ,to the first question (see Platypus.October issue, p21O) is that it doesn't cost any more in realterms than twenty years ago. But of course we could still bepaying more than necessary because of the artificial constraintsof contest flying, which may improve the breed but onlyimproves it from the point of view of contest pilots. The chiefdistorting factors are the entirely arbitrary 15 metre limit on theStandard and Racing Classes and the emphasis on speed-flyingin the best Pilrl of ,the day. The best definition of cross-countrycost-efficiency for the ordinary club pilot would be the cost perdosed-rircllit mile aer·oss 1/ whole yelll'. Clearly the glider thatcould soar cross-cOuntry before Ilam and after 6pm not just inthe summertime but ,in the eady spring and IHte autumn or eventhe winter, day'light p.ennitting, would do well ,in the mileagestakes. Let us therefore encourage the Nationalladcler and anyother scheme that puts a premium on maximum utilisation.~~naps fixed in one position (to simulate a 16Y2 metre untlappedg1ider) against an ASW-20 without tips but having full use of allthe tlappery? My money would be on the unflapped version except for landing in smalli fiel'ds where the tlaps are said to besuperb. However that does not really alTect the argument, sinceon a purpose-built ulltlapped glider a cheap but effective airbrakesystem is quite feasible. You see (if he says it again Iswear I'll scream Eo) - oh all right. out of respect for herfeelings I'll say it under my breath: Th':'r*'s n* s*bst'T'T"Pr sp*n!'Foolllote: See 5&G, JUM 1977. plt5 - "All ;llcYl'me ill lI'illl: .'pall cosl... 'Tr.\'lillle compared willl lite ill.'lallill/! o[flaps. An 18m Class .dl/, all vlller reslri
Another I'etter in the last S&G ("There is Always Knilting",pJ06) that caught my notice (at this rale no one is going to writeto us at all in fu,ture! Ed) was a charge ofbllCkshol fired at MikeFairman's suggeition that, in contests, .field landings away from :11:approved sites should be discouraged by deductillg penally 1points. The writer pours scorn on what he sees as a patheticLOSE 7 POINTSThrow double 6before phoningrelrie~ecrew'*OJ'd Age is being so g,lad you have All Three Diamonds, notbecause you wish to show off but because instead of riggingbefore breakfast you can stay in bed.Old Age is not being able to remember what you wanted tostay in bed for ...'OUNSORIN HOUSEHome for Elderly'Glider Pilotsfailure of Ilerve that accompanies creeping old age. Who, 1 askas 1 read, is this virile yOllng dav,edevil challengillg us· to get outthere and risk all? <strong>No</strong>l merely the boldest pilot of our time,member of the Caterpillar <strong>Club</strong>* and Open Ctass NationalChampion, bUI the uncrowned King of the glider-repairers.The last lime I saw Ralph lones (if one excludes the drearymeetings with the insurance assessors and wailing nexl-of-kin,ie partners) was at a party during a contest where he arrivedtanned. !lashing gold accessories, in an immaculate creamco101lredsuit. !,ooking for all the world like a character out of"Dallas" whose oil well had just come on stream. And well hemight, since ill that litlle comp there had been a mid-air collision,widespread field landing crashes and six or seven canopiesr:l if!PREPAIRS ..GUDER~ You bend'em, We mend'em!.l---=cIn a Sailplane Made for Twor----r--r--r---r---r--------r----.....How nice to have a new share in a really fizzy highperformancetwo-sealer! A terrific fun-machine. The received-r,wisdom is that top piluts don-t like flying two up because theyrequire single-minded concentration to give of lheir best.Speaking for myself, I need all the intellectual, moml and physicalhelp 1 Can get; two brains, twenty fingers and four eyes .is, 'h' m;n;m"m I "q";,,'0'" ,n,,~nwritten-oIT. I wouldn'l for a minule suggest that his professioncolours his views, since .he has always flown the way he works- hard. All the same I can imagine J R doffing his stetson to RJand drawling "Smart fella!"·or its equivalent depending un the brand of parachute uud.What is a Grandad?Talking about old age, a veteran pilot says:* Old Age is scanning the latest Rating List with anxiouseyes, ,finding you do not qualify to fly in the Nationals nextyear - and falling back in your armchair with a great sigh01" relief.* Old Age is telling a pack of (steadily improving) lies aboutwhat one did when one was young.* Old Age i!' flying. and retrieving, with the Guide Michelininstead of the [LAD maps.* Old Age is soaring the wave while listening on the radiofor lhe chink of ice in martini glasses, opening the brakesand descending in time for the Happy Hour.<strong>Feb</strong>ruary/<strong>Mar</strong>ch 1981~ ..............'.'one occasiun flying solo on a free-distance day [ unexpectedlyfound myself flying off the map and had 10 find and' refold a<strong>No</strong>rth of Englalld map. .) spent an alarming twenty minuteswrapped in intracta'lJle fablon-covered paper which seriouslyimpaired vision. controll and language. Eventually the map wasnot refo'lded but had been pummelled into It'he approximatesnape ,of a football, across which crumpled globe 1I managed tonavigate up to Ilkley Moor, (which does aClua'lly exist, worms,ducks and all).In the .first two-sea·ter I had the best navigator was a youngchap with a Clark Gable mOllstache who eventua'lly becameLhairman of lhe BGA and navigated that very welt too. It was25
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