July 2013 - Lions Clubs New Zealand

The Board have met for the 1 st meeting of the year and thanks toSecretary Jen for preparing her first agenda and assisting the Presidentwith all the relevant details for the meeting.I look forward to joining everyone on Thursday 18 July for our teameeting and to our guest speaker, who I am sure, will enlighten us onher busy life.If you have any suggestions or issues that need to be discussed eitherby the Board or at a tea meeting, please contact Secretary Jen ormyself with the relevant details. We are certainly open to allsuggestions that you may wish to bring to our attention – and withyour input, it helps our Club to move ahead and succeed.CheersPresident PamBANK RULESA mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busylunchtime.They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit completewith pager.As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!' Themother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. Acouple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as faras they would go and announced;'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mothergave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull,the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then, her pagerbegan to emit a Beep, beep, beepThe little boy yells out, 'Run for your life, she's backing up!!6Source Oamaru Lions