July 2013 - Lions Clubs New Zealand

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However, I have a great group of people helping me and my employers havegiven me their full support.My home club Oamaru is having its 50 th Anniversary this year and has neverhad a District Governor until now. It is an honour and a privilege to be yourDistrict Governor and I can assure you that I will do my best for our greatorganisation with your help.Looking forward to visiting you all in the next twelve months.Individually we are just a drop, together an ocean!Sincere SympathyBetty, we all join in our sympathy to you,and all your family in the loss of Doug.We are all thinking of you.Allan PrakashDistrict Governor, <strong>Lions</strong> District 202J"Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the bestthat you are capable of becoming."John Wooden (American basketball player and coach)October 14, 1910 - June 4, 2010Sincere SympathyOur love and sympathy is extendedto Gavin, Janet and family on thelost of Gavin’s brother Ron8
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother2. He liked Gospel3. He didn’t get a fair trialBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into His Father's business2. He lived at home until he was 333. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was GodBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with His hands2. He had wine with His meals3. He used olive oilBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:1. He never cut His hair2. He walked around barefoot all the time3. He started a new religionBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:1. He was at peace with nature2. He ate a lot of fish3. He talked about the Great SpiritBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures.But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work todo9Many thanks Pam
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