'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

7Sally Stood-downSally Cobb was looking bewildered. “I reallydon’t remember much,” she said pathetically. “I justremember Katie told me to go and cane Morton. Idon’t remember why.”The Grand Master nodded sagely. “So afterKatie set you this mission you went back to yourstudy and got as pissed as a pirate and then went insearch of Deborah?”Sally looked confused. “I really don’tremember, Sir.” She was pale and wan and lookedvery much as if she might chuck up her cookies atany moment.“Give me your tie,” said the Grand Mastercoldly. “Your tie, your blazer and your prefect’sbadges.”Sally continued to look bewildered. Sheremained rooted to the spot without moving.“Miss Cobb, are you listening?” said MrHumphries, “remove your Elite paraphernalia thisinstant or I shall ask Lady Victoria to assist you.”