'Volume 16 – The People's Choice' - The Woody Back to School Unit

35The Woody gals exchanged glances, smilingapprehensively as Mr Humphries span the tombola.The policewoman reached in and picked out a foldedpiece of paper. She opened it and read out the name,looking at Mr Humphries for guidance.“Patsy Butcher,” she read.“Oh my gawd,” exclaimed Patsy. “Me and mybig mouth!” Nonetheless she giggled and stood up.The police constable gaped at the sight of thestatuesque Rastafarian. She raised her head slowlyuntil she was looking up at Patsy. Even in her highheels Police Constable Debbie Hartley was a clear fourinches shorter than the Woody Old Gal.“Holy fuck,” she mouthed soundlessly.Patsy smiled at the policewoman. “Shall we?”she asked politely.The lottery spankings were carried out in anatmosphere of fun and good cheer. The spankingswere limited to thirty-six smacks that were nothingmore than amusement to the six Woody gals whosenames were picked from the tombola. BernadetteSummers, Cassie Cassy, Claire Brooks, Rachel Coxand finally the Minxster followed Patsy over the kneesof the excited members of the constabulary.Everybody cheered and laughed as the six gals kickedtheir legs and pretended to squeal at the policeofficers’ efforts. Four policewomen and two maledetectives had been the lucky winners and it wasgenerally agreed that the women did far better thanthe chaps.After the lottery spankings Mr Humphriesannounced an intermission. The Woody gals mingled