Honey, can you pass me a shit bag? - Ousley Creative
Honey, can you pass me a shit bag? - Ousley Creative
Honey, can you pass me a shit bag? - Ousley Creative
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pulleys are a greatvalue as well.<strong>Creative</strong> riggingand persistent useof münter muleknots were instru<strong>me</strong>ntalin keepingour belays efficientand near tidy. Butto the lesser-trainedeye—and to us atti<strong>me</strong>s—it see<strong>me</strong>dwe bordered lossof control.So, there we plodded our way up a maze of left-trendingoverlaps en route to Heart Ledge, the first location we’d beable to stand on so<strong>me</strong>thing horizontal besides ourportaledge. As we <strong>me</strong>thodically crawled up successivepitches, the vision of my Golden Era heroes picking theirway through the virgin swells of granite refused to vacatemy mind. I groped for solace in the fact that we had threeti<strong>me</strong>s the food and water they did, about a thousandSLCDs, and pin scars and bolts to demarcate the route.Ours was a family affair—no place for necky antics. Wewere ascending in dangerously safe style.The two cordial chaps who <strong>pass</strong>ed us on MammothTerrace while ascending the Triple Direct (a route thatincludes several pitches of the Muir Wall) could only la<strong>me</strong>ntin perplexity the labyrinthine rigging of our belay. “I think I’vegot it, Jason...c’mon up...this is the biggest cluster fuckI’ve ever seen...” Their <strong>pass</strong>ing allowed us another excuseto sit on our butts for a full morning, and once past, the<strong>you</strong>thful travelers were beyond sight in a short day.Together, alone. Again. At last.Yea, what about those Yankees?Wall climbing with a platonic bro requires effort thatremains elusive until <strong>you</strong>’ve done it with little lovechunks.Physical contact with the non-intimate climbing partnereither takes energy to, or is impossible to avert. At ti<strong>me</strong>s<strong>you</strong>’ll be forced to virtually climb <strong>you</strong>r partner to get by him,usually having to straddle compromising portions of thes<strong>me</strong>lly ogre’s anatomy. In an epic situation, sure—I <strong>can</strong>put it out of mind and snuggle up with ol’ ho<strong>me</strong>boy tomitigate so<strong>me</strong> misery. Frikkin-a, did <strong>you</strong> catch that tripleplay against the Dodgers?PITCH 19VERTICAL GRINDSOur-favorites:Canned pasta including but not limited toevery variety of Chef Boyardee-Canned beans—frijoles, black, bakedCanned fruitTasty Bite Indian entree pouchesCanned tuna and chicken breastBagels with cream cheeseCheddar and mozzarella string cheeseDried fruit- GranolaCookiesTriscuits (not for nibblers)-Bars—breakfast, <strong>can</strong>dy, energyWall climbing has a unique way of making thischallenging array of products magically delicious.PITCH 22