The Rock 'N' Roll Diaries

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I have finally mastered how to roll a spliff with one hand!Clipper – 21st SeptemberI got the gig! Get in! I’m the new drummer in an awesomenew rock band! How totally amazing is that? Firstrehearsal is next week, I cannot wait. Factoid!Burt – 22nd SeptemberI’m more than a bit chuffed with myself. In only twoweeks I have formed a rock band single-handed! #getin!The line-up will be me in the lead singer position. Eggon guitar, Tea on bass and Clipper on drums. Not exactlythe quartet I imagined but then if all my mates aregonna turn out to be talentless wankers what can I do?What the fuck was Spencer doing singing a pre-pubertyJustin Bieber song? I had high hopes George would behalf-decent but he was shitter than everyone combined.He absolutely murdered a Bob Marley song and in my bookthat’s sacrilege. Egg the little ginger prick didn’t dowhat I told him to do in the audition but I suppose hewas right about Tea and Clipper. They can both play. Sothat’s it. I’m in a fucking rock band. Bex won’t knowwhat’s hit her.30
Jamie Scallion grew up in South East London.He spent twelve years writing, recordingand touring in a band. Whilst on the roadhe wrote The Rock ‘n’ Roll Diaries.Aboutthe AuthorPhoto © Ami Barwell
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