Lady<strong>Golf</strong>erTee for two - mystarter’s guide to golfSharon McKee, Lady <strong>Golf</strong>er of Northumberland, shares herexperience of her first-ever round and how she has caught the bugIhave played crazy golf on holidayand read about Tiger Woods ‘offcourse’ antics - until recentlythat was the limit of my golfingknowledge.I then inherited a set of golf clubs andthough some may have called them ‘outof the ark’ I love their vintage solid look..Spurred on by an offer we couldn’trefuse for a round of golf for two onone of those voucher sites, myselfand a friend equally lacking in golfingexperience set off to play our first everproper round at Alnwick <strong>Golf</strong> <strong>Club</strong>.The day started off well, we didn’tget lost on the way and we gotcomplimentary coffee and a bacon buttyin the club house. I briefly mentioned tothe chap who welcomed us and gave usa card each that we had never ever donethis before. He smiled and disappeared.We prepared by watching out of theclub house window, hoping to spotanyone else already playing to give usa clue of where the start was. Gettingmy vintage set out of the car, we saw acouple of men with golfing type slacks,jumpers and shiny new sets on wheels.We decided we’d follow them ratherthan risk their mirth by asking where thestart line was. They made it look quiteeasy and in a few minutes they weredown a small hill, taking the flag out ofwhat we knew by then was the first hole.After that they quickly disappeared andwe decided we’d start a little bit closerto the flag, at the brow of the hill to giveourselves a chance, seeing as it was ourfirst time.There was some debate about whichclubs to use – a solid looking woodenone was my favourite while my palwas frustrated that none of them wereperfectly straight. Using different ones,we managed to hit the ball, after oneor two ‘practice’ swipes, for what weconsidered to be a long way.The disadvantage of my vintageset was that it wasn’t on wheels so wehad to carry quite a heavy load withus every time we moved. We decidedthis was just good exercise. My golfingbuddy was good at hitting the ballquite far, I was better at was getting itin the right direction. When it came tohaving to take the flag out of the hole inanticipation we were quite giddy withour success so far. We dutifully filledin the score card, though were a littleconfused about which colour course weSharon was sotaken with her firstgolfing experience thatshe’s enlisted the helpof Grahame Garland,Secretary and Professionalof Gosforth <strong>Golf</strong> <strong>Club</strong>,Newcastle in her quest tolearn the rudiments of thegame. Follow her progressin the next issue of<strong>Northern</strong> <strong>Golf</strong>er- it’s sure tobe an entertaining journey.were doing and whether it was the ladygolfers option. The sheet reckoned it wasa 4 par hole - we’d made it in 5 and 6.Rather proud of ourselves we picked upour baggage to head to the next one.There was no one in sight, and wewere back to the debate about wherewe should start the next one from. Wewalked past a rock, up a hill ‘surely wewouldn’t be able to get a ball up there’ toan area near some smooth looking grassnot too far from next the flag. It felt a bitclose but we couldn’t see anything thattold us where to start from. This time thesurprise was how difficult it was, eventhat close, to get the ball into the hole asit turned out to be on a slope.There was a bigger hill in front of usleading up to where we guessed the nexthole would be. At the top as we turnedto admire the view behind us, the skydarkened and it started hailstoning. We’dcome prepared with flasks and snacks(reckoning rightly it might be a very cold,very long day) and sheltered in sometrees for a coffee break.Waiting for the wintry weather topass we calculated that we’d taken nearlyan hour to get this far - given that therewere 18 holes in total we were headingfor a very late finish. After a warmingcuppa we set off again, spotting the flagahead – and then also spotting the menwho had been in front of us. They werenow walking back towards the clubhouse along a parallel path - surely theycouldn’t have already finished?After completing the third hole inwhat we considered quite impressivestyle and time we noticed there wasanother large rock – and it had a sign onit telling us how many yards away thenext hole was. The penny dropped. That’swhere you start from.We felt compelled to try and playproperly so we started from the rock.The next flag didn’t look too far away –but all the surrounding grass was quiteovergrown, or ‘rough’ as we startedtrying to use correct terminology too.Doing it ‘properly’ proved a challenge.Getting out of the ‘rough’ was extremelytime consuming. We did wonder ifthere was hidden CCTV and we wereproviding comical entertainment forthose in the club house. Eventuallywe finally ‘did’ the fourth and decidedmaybe to cut the course a little short..I’m sure in other people’s books wemay not have had a successful roundof golf but we enjoyed ourselves and onthe way back were discussing how weshould get some practice before bookinganother round - <strong>Golf</strong> courses of thenorth east.. you have been warned!30 <strong>Northern</strong> <strong>Golf</strong>er
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