DoNNYBROOK FAIR 1921 - Goucher College

~&elations-C!Iont.Crack it on m y forehead-anything to uphold the A merican reputationfor originality.Depends on how it was cooked.Crack it.With a knife.I never eat unopen ed eggs.Belike I'd break the shell.7. If you had twenty points for holding offices and were taking eighteenhours of work, what would you do?Nothing.Strike for shorter hours.Drop the eighteen hours of work.Flunk.8. How do you save money?I charge for this advice.By not spending it.By having holiday from coll ege.9. How do you spend it?By not saving it.Gradu all y.In support of the car company.Never been taught-natural gift.10. What is your favorite method of thinking?Wiggling my toes.I become artistic statuary-sometimes exCJtmg the admiration ofthe sphinx, sometimes the jealousy of the tragic muse, sometimesthe envy of a born comedian.Test settin '.On the spur of the moment.vVith the brain.11. What do you consider to be the purpose of this questionnaire?Being Seniors, we are likewise so far advanced as to need no purposefor our actions.•To get some jokes the editorial staff wasn't clever enough for.The same as the Freshman's purpose when she tells you to say:""VI'hat am I doing, what am I doing, what am I doing?""Making a fool of yourself ?"To ask questions.To show the ignorance of the questioner.Damfiknow.N. B.-No explanation of these questions •vas furnished by any memberof the DoNNYBROOK Board. Seniors are supposed to be so far advanced as tosee the meaning in anything, even w here none exists.One Hundred and Twenty-one