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its and bobs ............................... Pub: the colonnade “He’s called Willie,” says Paul, outgoing manager of the Colonnade pub on New Road, about the slightly creeps-inducing automaton that welcomes visitors into the bar. “Nobody seems to know how long he’s been here, but a customer who was an expert on suits told me the one he’s wearing would have been made in the 1890s.” I’m having a chat with Paul about the history of the place, which is owned by the Theatre Royal, and run by the family pubco The Golden Lion Group, as a freehold. He won’t switch Willie on because “he’s delicate, and anyway he’s not plugged in”, but on a good day he’ll doff his top hat to you. He used to be clockwork, but his innards were electrified in the fifties or sixties. The building used to house a cobbler’s, apparently, before being converted into a ‘Refreshment Rooms’, then into a ‘Wine and Supper Rooms’, and then, in 1854, into ‘The Colonnade Hotel’, with rooms upstairs. It was renovated in the 1890s, at some expense, judging from the elegantly glazed green terracotta exterior, and intricate etched-glass panels. In this period the colonnade which shelters the entrance from the rain used to be the pick-up point for town-centre prostitutes. “After the show,” says Paul, “you could hire out-of-work actresses for the night”. The proximity to the theatre means it’s packed three times an evening: before and after the show, and during intervals. Often the actors come in, and many of them have left their publicity cards, which are framed on the wall, “but only if we like them.” I spot George Cole, Lionel Blair, and, remarkably enough, Judy Garland (when was she in town?) “Rowan Atkinson was here in the winter,” says Paul. “He was a very nice man.” I ask Paul which celebrities he hasn’t liked, but he’s too discreet to tell me. A little bit of research reveals that, before his time presumably, Sean Connery was at least once a visitor, and Dora Bryan was quite a regular. The faded grandeur of the place takes some beating, making the Colonnade quite a fun place to take visitors who want their <strong>Brighton</strong> experience to be a bit Patrick Hamilton (though a post-smoking-ban £50,000 renovation means it isn’t quite as shabby-chic as it used to be). And, as they don’t do food, it’s an excellent place for a quiet lunchtime pint; if your appetite for one makes it past their sinister doorman, that is. AL Painting by Jay Collins ....15....