Real Rad Magazine : Winter 2016

Stock your bathrooms!
Nothing is worse than not having any toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels.
Gentlemen, I know you only need TP for one dirty deed and you don’t want to think about
us in THAT way (except you freaks), but TP is a necessity for us. A true lady never drip
dries. Ever. And if she’s made to, you will never see her at your establishment again! A
true lady always washes her hands. No soap will only make a female think of all the
other people with unwashed hands in your venue and she will never come back again. So
you have soap but no paper towels? Eh, that one is semi forgiveable but wiping our hands
on our nice outfits is not cool. If you chronically have no paper towels, we will be less
likely to come back. And it wouldn’t hurt to clean said bathrooms every once in a while if
not often. A clean well stocked bathroom ensures repeat business.
Ladies get in free - drink specials
I’m going to be totally honest for a second and guys forgive me in advance. On any
given weekend out I would walk into a bar with my ID and only $20 and make a game
of seeing how drunk I could get without spending much, if any, of that $20. Most nights,
I wouldn’t spend a dime, and some nights I’d buy my first couple of drinks until someone
started sending them my way. Let’s say there are drink specials, that $20 lasts a lot longer,
I get more tipsy before said gentleman arrives, and we all win. If there’s not drink specials
then when that $20 is gone I take my sad pathetic rear back home and never visit that bar
again. I know it’s a sad little game but I think it’s great that guys make more than women
on average, and because I’m okay with that, you should buy me a drink. And what do
females with a few drinks in them do? If there’s good music, they dance.
GOOD music
If a female goes out and finds herself dancing the night away, not only will she come back
but she’ll bring her friends too. And more girls = more guys = more money. Music sets
the vibes for a venue. Good music = good vibes. And what guy doesn’t like to witness a
bunch of girls dancing? Especially if they’re drunk.
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No matter what a bar looks like, whether its ritzy or a dive hole in the wall, if you make
sure your bathrooms are always stocked, you give us ladies a discount on our entry and
drinks, and there is good music available on the jukebox/great band/great DJ,
you will have a bar full of females. And what did we learn earlier?
More females = more men = more money. Any questions?
Callie Dee is an Event Curator at Right Round Productions and a Booking Agent at Red Empire
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