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Rebel Wilson and her on-screen bro<strong>the</strong>r—only not funny. Nora knew I had no credit and was broke<br />
as a joke; I couldn’t believe she was doing this to me. But as hopeless as <strong>the</strong> situation seemed, I<br />
refused to go back to Oregon. Not only did I not want to burden my parents, I also knew that leaving<br />
now would set back any progress I had made in becoming an actress. The desire to perform is what<br />
drove me to Los Angeles, and <strong>the</strong> thought of returning home miserable and still dreaming of<br />
<strong>Holly</strong>wood killed me.<br />
I started to wonder, Couldn’t Playboy help me reach that goal? I’d seen it before: Baywatch<br />
Hawaii executive producer Michael Berk was a mansion regular and Hef’s former girlfriend Brande<br />
Roderick landed a leading role on <strong>the</strong> show shortly after appearing as a centerfold. The more time I<br />
spent at that enchanting Holmby Hills compound, <strong>the</strong> more I started seeing opportunities like <strong>the</strong>se.<br />
It’s very easy to get transfixed by <strong>the</strong> magic of this curious world where even <strong>the</strong> impossible seemed<br />
possible—where a small-town girl could rub elbows with movie stars and be made to feel like a<br />
fantasy. I had spent so much of my youth searching for that kind of opportunity and it seemed Playboy<br />
could hand it to me on a silver bunny emblazoned platter. One weekend while waiting outside of <strong>the</strong><br />
mansion’s front door for <strong>the</strong> valet to pull up my beat-up old car at <strong>the</strong> end of a “Sunday Funday,” I<br />
looked up at <strong>the</strong> glowing second-story windows and wondered what it would feel like to call that<br />
place home. It looked so cozy and safe.<br />
Vicky had once given me a peek inside her room—and I was surprised at how much it looked<br />
like <strong>the</strong> type of room I would have liked to have. The plush bed was covered in pink candy-striped<br />
satin sheets and piled high with Playboy-branded clothing—free gifts for Hef’s girlfriends. Disney<br />
paraphernalia was everywhere from a recent shopping spree at Disneyland—all on Hef’s tab, of<br />
course. And a dreamy windowseat overlooked <strong>the</strong> backyard.<br />
We even ordered cheeseburgers from <strong>the</strong> kitchen, which may not sound like much, but it was.<br />
Once upon a time, Hef’s guests could order whatever <strong>the</strong>y wanted from <strong>the</strong> kitchen, whenever <strong>the</strong>y<br />
wanted. It was even said that Jack Nicholson used to treat <strong>the</strong> mansion as a drive-thru back in <strong>the</strong><br />
’70s. He would call <strong>the</strong> butler’s pantry ahead of time, order a meal, and have it brought out to his car<br />
as he drove up <strong>the</strong> driveway. After <strong>the</strong> food was delivered to him in a paper sack, he would<br />
supposedly speed out <strong>the</strong> back gate without so much as a hello. Since <strong>the</strong>n, guests’ access to <strong>the</strong><br />
kitchen became a little more limited, but Hef’s girlfriends could still order whatever <strong>the</strong>y wanted, 24<br />
hours a day. To me, someone used to scraping toge<strong>the</strong>r pennies in order to eat at Burger King, this<br />
was on ano<strong>the</strong>r level!<br />
I had to admit: <strong>the</strong> whole girlfriend thing was starting to look pretty appealing.<br />
Around that time, a few of <strong>the</strong> girls had suggested that I come out with <strong>the</strong>m for one of <strong>the</strong><br />
biweekly club nights. One of <strong>the</strong> girlfriends, Kimberly, had recently been kicked out, which meant<br />
<strong>the</strong>re was an open spot Hef was ready to fill. “Talk to Hef,” Vicky encouraged after I confided in her<br />
about my housing problems. Never did it occur to me to simply approach him myself. It also never<br />
occurred to me that <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>n-seven girlfriends wanted me around only because my “ordinary”<br />
appearance was nonthreatening. They wanted to make sure whoever filled <strong>the</strong> empty space wasn’t<br />
competition.<br />
On Sunday, I worked up <strong>the</strong> nerve to mention <strong>the</strong> idea to Hef when he finally appeared poolside.