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Joke of the Day
A Jamaican in New York can’t find a job, so he puts a sign outside that says:
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to teach this Jamaican a lesson and earn
an easy $1,000.00 so he goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”
Jamaican: “Nurse, bring medicine from bottle number 22 and put 3 drops in this
patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh… this is kerosene!”
Jamaican: “Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $100.00
The lawyer, annoyed at being duped so easily, goes back after a few days to try to
recover his money.
Lawyer: “I have lost memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Jamaican: “Nurse, bring medicine from bottle number 22 and put 3 drops in this
patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “No way! That is kerosene. You gave it to me last time for restoring my
taste.”
Jamaican: “Congratulations. You got your memory back. Give me $100.00.”
The fuming lawyer pays him, then determined to get back his $200.00 plus $800.00
extra, he comes back a week later, walking with a white cane.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak.”
Jamaican: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this
$1,000.00.” (hands him a note)
Lawyer: (staring at the note) “But this is $50.00, not $1,000.00!”
Jamaican: “Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. Let me have it back and
give me $1,000.00.”
The Houston/ Missouri City
Domino Club’s
7th Annual Banquet
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