Chapter 80
Featuring MC Allandoz! Cheki stori yake plus zingine kali, ideas za hustle na saving, plus utapata kujua umuhimu wa kujua vitu znaendelea in and around place unaishi...
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Si huyu<br />
msupa ako<br />
stereo!<br />
eh! kile<br />
kimseE<br />
huwanga<br />
fisi!<br />
heh!<br />
na bado,<br />
miriam!<br />
Maria kim<br />
naeza enda hii<br />
concert ya<br />
shoOting<br />
star?<br />
aii, bryo!<br />
hiyo concert ni<br />
ya grown ups.<br />
maliza shule<br />
kwanza, sawa?<br />
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chuxX ebu<br />
jipe shughli<br />
na hizo<br />
posters!<br />
maria kim,<br />
huyu toto<br />
supuU<br />
umemtoa<br />
wapi?<br />
sheEesh!<br />
personal<br />
space bana!<br />
ebu<br />
nipite!<br />
mimi ndio naleta<br />
shoOting star jongo.<br />
Inani-cost doh mob,<br />
lakini niko na plastic<br />
money siku hizi!<br />
sitaki<br />
kujua!<br />
aki ya nani!<br />
siku moja<br />
nita-get doh<br />
mob! kila<br />
mtu atajua<br />
mimi ndio<br />
king fisi!<br />
Jongo<br />
haijawahi kuwa na<br />
concert kubwa kama<br />
hii. ku-get shoOting<br />
star haikuwa easy.<br />
kwa hivo sitaki<br />
mchezo hiyo siku!<br />
kila mtu<br />
lazima auze<br />
crate kumi za<br />
beEr hiyo<br />
siku...<br />
tunaelewana?<br />
eh! lakini<br />
watu huja<br />
concert huwa<br />
hawa buy... mafisi<br />
tu!<br />
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nani amesema<br />
hivo? you are fired!<br />
kuna mwingine anataka<br />
kuleta nyef nyef?<br />
Wah!Amefuta<br />
huyo dem kazi tu<br />
hivo. Ni mkali<br />
lakini ako fiti!<br />
Natamani<br />
anipende<br />
lakini kumwai<br />
ni hard!<br />
mkono gum,<br />
nimemaliza. nimeweka<br />
posters kila mahali<br />
Jongo. mimi ni mnoma<br />
kwa job yangu!<br />
ah, poa! chuxX<br />
nataka uende<br />
ulipe doh za<br />
license ya hiyo<br />
concert.<br />
shika.<br />
nataka hiyo siku<br />
iwe perfect.<br />
sitaki kutokeE<br />
macops<br />
eh... mkono<br />
gum... nikuUlize<br />
kitu moja?<br />
wewe<br />
hufanya<br />
nini ku-impresS<br />
madem? mimi<br />
nimejaribu,<br />
wapi!<br />
5<br />
poa! haina<br />
was!<br />
nakula<br />
tu kwa<br />
macho!
atTitude<br />
yako ndio shida,<br />
kwanza kwa madem<br />
wa-smart!<br />
hao wajuaji wana<br />
demands mob! mara<br />
wanataka doh, mara<br />
wengine wanataka<br />
niwe nikibebana na<br />
ma-cd...<br />
kuna kamoja<br />
kanaitwa emily.<br />
kalijaribu<br />
kuni-show story za<br />
protection...<br />
nilikatimua!<br />
ndio shida<br />
yako! hakuna dem<br />
m-smart anataka<br />
fisi hajali juU ya<br />
protection!<br />
baAdaye...<br />
leo<br />
watanitambua.<br />
pesa mfukoni<br />
mseE!<br />
Unaonaje advice ya Mkono Gum<br />
akisema ati hakuna dem m-smart anaeza taka<br />
fisi hajali juU ya protection? Tuma opinion<br />
yako kwa 20308 ukianza na word<br />
'#FinestFisi' na unaeza shinda Ksh. 1000.<br />
Kutext ni freE!<br />
hii game ni<br />
final bana, mbona<br />
mMepandisha bei?<br />
huwa tunalipa<br />
soO. sasa ati soO<br />
tatu maze!<br />
acheni<br />
wasiwasi!<br />
nitalipia kila<br />
mtu!<br />
omygosh!<br />
whaAat?!<br />
chuxX<br />
ndio mseE!<br />
hihi! tayari<br />
wanani-like!<br />
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siku ya<br />
concert...<br />
vipi wazito?<br />
hii ni ShoOting Star<br />
Live in concert, powered<br />
by Hustla’s Pub!<br />
na sasa tumkaribishe<br />
shoOting star mwenyewe,<br />
makofi!<br />
jongo<br />
mko tayari<br />
kukatika?<br />
wapi<br />
nduru?!<br />
kidogo...<br />
tunakushika<br />
juU hii<br />
concert haina<br />
license!<br />
buda! si<br />
nililipia!<br />
tafadhali ‘<br />
tuondoke haraka, kabla<br />
nianze kuimba ile wimbo<br />
inasema ‘tumekuja<br />
kuwashika!’<br />
hamna!<br />
chuxX!!!<br />
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Mafuniko Ruwa Ujinga n kufua nguo kwa maji ya moto ili ikauke haraka.//<br />
Obadiah Ropkip “Ati ww n mrefu hadi unapewa ugali na manati”
Rabex Cynthia kwenyu mko wengi adi ikfka tym ya fudi mnakol<br />
regsta kwanza . macho zako n red adi zinaivisha nyama!<br />
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exams<br />
Elizabeth Kopi<br />
Limuru girls high schl [form 4]<br />
It’s time for you to shine. a the<br />
best in your exams<br />
from sharon Kopi<br />
shout outs!<br />
triza awUOr<br />
burumba primary schl<br />
niaje sis, naku-wish a the best kwa exams zakozote.<br />
si you know how we ro! evans onyango<br />
Daphine Nyamusi Nyarang’o<br />
Moi Forces Academy [form 4]<br />
a the best cousin As you plunge into a dp trance of hard<br />
work, May you finish suefuy.<br />
from Gey Bonareri<br />
Leon akuka<br />
mangu high schl<br />
Najua huta-disaoint.<br />
kama kawaida sue! from<br />
peter<br />
Robinson Mutuku-<br />
Mang’u High Schl [form 4]<br />
acha tutaona kama umekuwa<br />
ukisoma vile umekuwa ukichocha.<br />
Sue! from Pytah<br />
Ginah Mwikali<br />
mary hi girls high schl [form 4]<br />
Its about that time to show what you got!<br />
Nimekuaminia. sue<br />
from pytah<br />
leah wanyua - st. teresa kanyange [cla 8]<br />
Let your hard work propel you to a spd so fast that gd luck has no choice but to ride<br />
with a wier like you. A the best in your exams. from sis naomi and liz!<br />
SYLVIA NASONG’O<br />
CARDINAL OTUNGA GIRLD -KIBAB [form 4]<br />
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE THE BEST STUDENT OUT THERE,<br />
A YOU HAVE TO DO IS WORKHARD AND SHOW YOU ARE THE<br />
BEST! SUE! from Caren<br />
MOSES TENGE<br />
BUNGOMA HIGH SCHL [form 4]<br />
Nothing can come in btwn you and sue if you give<br />
your best shot....you can do it. A the best<br />
from Namalenga<br />
Brandon Kahuki N<br />
NYERI HIGH [form 4]<br />
Ukitaka exam shout outs, TUMIA DJ Boyie sms kwa 20308, ukianza na<br />
word “examshouts’ umshow jina yako na jina ya chuo yenu! SMS ni sare!<br />
POST SHOUT OUT ZAKO KWA PAGE YA BOYIE<br />
You were made to do this!<br />
make us proud!<br />
from sis heen muthoni<br />
ZA KU-WISH MA-FANS WA DJ BOYIE SUE DJ BOYIE
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