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“Nothing is certain except what and taxes?!?<br />
Why did the<br />
chicken carry an<br />
umbrella?<br />
The weather was<br />
foul!<br />
Why couldn’t the<br />
chicken<br />
find her<br />
eggs?<br />
She’d<br />
mislaid<br />
them!<br />
Why did the<br />
computer go to<br />
the doctors?<br />
It had a nasty<br />
virus!<br />
What happened to<br />
the thief who stole a<br />
lorry full of elastic?<br />
He was given a long<br />
stretch inside!<br />
A police trainee was asked<br />
during his exam, “What would<br />
you do if you had to arrest<br />
your own mother?”<br />
He answered, “Call for backup!”<br />
What do you get<br />
when you cross a<br />
cow with a duck?<br />
Cream quackers!<br />
Why did<br />
the acrobats get<br />
married?<br />
They were headover-heels<br />
in love!<br />
What lies on the<br />
ground, 100 feet<br />
in the air?<br />
A centipede!<br />
A man who was in extreme pain went to<br />
the doctors.<br />
“Doctor,” he said prodding his body all<br />
over, “It hurts when I press here and<br />
here and here. Do you know what might<br />
be wrong?”<br />
“Yes,” said the doctor, “You’ve broken<br />
your finger!”<br />
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